In the interests of expediency, "God doesn't like it when you do that" is a fuck-ton faster and to-the-point than multiple semesters on the Philosophy of Ethics, especially when trying to instruct a 4 year old (or your average Liberal).
Is it TRUE? Probably not... but I have to make dinner and do the laundry today, too.
Lot's daughters are four women, two unnamed people in the Book of Genesis, and two others, including Paltith, in the Book of Jasher.[1] Only two daughters are mentioned in Genesis 19, while Lot and his family are in Sodom.
Two angels arrive in Sodom, and Lot shows them hospitality. However, the men of the city gather around Lot's house and demand that he give them the two guests so they could rape them. In response, Lot offers the mob his two daughters instead, noting that they are virgins (verse 19:8). The mob refuses Lot's offer, but the angels strike them with blindness, and then warn Lot to leave the city before it is destroyed.
Genesis 19:14 indicates that Lot has sons-in-law. The Hebrew text indicates that they are married to Lot's daughters, while NIV interprets the expression as "pledged to marry" his virgin daughters. Robert Alter suggests that verse 19:15 ("your two daughters who remain with you") indicates that Lot's two virgin daughters left with him, but that he had other, married daughters who stayed behind with the sons-in-law.[2]
Lot's wife turns into a pillar of salt, but Lot and his daughters escape to Zoar, and end up living in a cave in the mountains. Lot's daughters get their father drunk, and over two consecutive nights have sex with him without his knowledge. They both get pregnant. The older daughter gives birth to Moab, while the younger daughter gives birth to Ammon.
What I love about this story is that Lot goes from offering strangers the chance to rape his daughters, to being raped by his daughters. Oh how the turn tables...
9 comments
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-04-07
That guy has been cucked by both Daddy and Jesus. What a silly man.
1 444455555666666 2018-04-07
/u/TheGlockcoma
thanks for letting the FBI know that the moment you stop believing in god, you're gonna pound little suzie's ass
1 TheGlockcoma 2018-04-07
What the hell ? Dude, way to take it like that ? You’re a real asshole.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-04-07
Gross. Stay away from little Suzie, you pervert.
1 444455555666666 2018-04-07
/u/TheGlockcoma
come out of your safe space you pussy pedo
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-07
The Bible doesn't really mention an age of consent, so he doesn't even need to stop believing in god to do that
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-04-07
Religious authority in a nutshell.
1 Orsonius 2018-04-07
Mentions Craig.... Explains a lot to mention a hack "philosopher" and be a dolan poster
1 normie_girl 2018-04-07
Yeah, there's no morality like biblical morality:
Lot's daughters are four women, two unnamed people in the Book of Genesis, and two others, including Paltith, in the Book of Jasher.[1] Only two daughters are mentioned in Genesis 19, while Lot and his family are in Sodom.
Two angels arrive in Sodom, and Lot shows them hospitality. However, the men of the city gather around Lot's house and demand that he give them the two guests so they could rape them. In response, Lot offers the mob his two daughters instead, noting that they are virgins (verse 19:8). The mob refuses Lot's offer, but the angels strike them with blindness, and then warn Lot to leave the city before it is destroyed.
Genesis 19:14 indicates that Lot has sons-in-law. The Hebrew text indicates that they are married to Lot's daughters, while NIV interprets the expression as "pledged to marry" his virgin daughters. Robert Alter suggests that verse 19:15 ("your two daughters who remain with you") indicates that Lot's two virgin daughters left with him, but that he had other, married daughters who stayed behind with the sons-in-law.[2]
Lot's wife turns into a pillar of salt, but Lot and his daughters escape to Zoar, and end up living in a cave in the mountains. Lot's daughters get their father drunk, and over two consecutive nights have sex with him without his knowledge. They both get pregnant. The older daughter gives birth to Moab, while the younger daughter gives birth to Ammon.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-07
What I love about this story is that Lot goes from offering strangers the chance to rape his daughters, to being raped by his daughters. Oh how the turn tables...
1 shallowm 2018-04-07
/u/RobynaB
You do realize that there are non-Muslims in the USA that rape and kill people, right?