To settle this dispute, /u/ed_butteredtoast , please take the following test:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
19 comments
1 Wopitikitotengo 2018-04-08
I think he is someone with severe autism who does not lead a happy and fulfilled life and that he needs our help, not scorn.
1 ajitpao 2018-04-08
u/ed_butteredtoast I got a job for you!
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-08
To settle this dispute, /u/ed_butteredtoast , please take the following test:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
😴😴😴
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-04-08
good bot
1 high_side 2018-04-08
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
1 TeenagerFanatic 2018-04-08
How do u post emojis on Reddit. Fuck dem bots taking over
1 high_side 2018-04-08
/r/blastedbussy
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
this has been addressed before smh
1 kommerkom 2018-04-08
more proof that ed is a bot, found on this very thread.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-08
https://i.imgur.com/WhISbP7.jpg
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-04-08
I don't know, hyper-autism can often pass as a poorly programmed robot
1 normie_girl 2018-04-08
I can tell you for a FACT he's not
wink
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-08
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1 normie_girl 2018-04-08
Sorry I don't speak french or nothin
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-08
😣
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
Lmaooo
1 BussyShillBot 2018-04-08
Uhm, you forgot a period. perhaps you'll have your first period next year.
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1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-08
Well, if Ed is a bot, then call me robosexual 😉.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
oh you!! (◡‿◡✿)
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-04-08
No because bots are funny or useful