All of them - I'm incelfluid.

>not being grey-sapiodemicel

Your identoty is shit.

/r/thegreypill... Or not. I don't care

My people

I have a lot of obscure band shirts and he seems fairly normal (besides the whole raping unconscious people thing) so I guess I'll settle for being The Normie. 😎

mfw they think normal people rape unconscious girls

I'm not sure if you're implying normal people don't rape girls, or normal people don't rape unconscious girls.

I think they're saying that the people who make fun of incels on incel subs are hypocrites who are barely better than incels.

Both

I learned from a largely popular Democrat President that blowies aren't sexual relations.

The false flag, except not false

Not gonna lie, I'm a big fan of Obscure Band

You have shit taste

I mean they're no Boi Spicy, but they're still pretty hip.

Stitches > Boi Spicy

Bumpers would beat the fuck of that fake-ass poser Stitches.

fake ass-poser

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[Pretty neat](www.youtube.com/watch?v=atW0bn0dRqo&feature=youtu.be&t=61)

I always thought it was "just a stage" and here I am in my twenties asking these kids who the hell TOP is.

What would that be

Where's Chad in all of this?

He just commented in this thread.

^

With the Stacy

Chad would never be browsing somewhere that this would be posted so it’s pointless to include him.

not on reddit

Chad is only on instagram

He has transcended base memetic hierarchies and become one with the Stacieverse

Is it a false flag if you're sincere?

I'm a disappointment. Oddly enough, my dad used to be a Chad back in his day

What exactly is "The Roastie" doing wrong? lol

and some women just have weird-ass lookin' vaginas it's not caused by sex lol men are so dumb

weird ass-lookin

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The roastie (jesus christ that was difficult to write, phone kept correcting it to toastie) and the normie both seem like normal people besides one thing. In the roastie's case, that's the attempted identify theft.

I'd definitely be a normie, it's right there in the name

False flag looks kinda cool too. Even if he does have his moniker written in Papyrus, which is the worst font ever.

Papyrus and its stupid half-faded look and accents where dots should be sucks hard, but the American peasantry buys into it for whatever reason. Thus the false flag designation.

'moids can't be normies, you're a roastie

phone kept correcting it to toastie

I wonder whyyyyyyy

Toastie is an English term for a toasted sandwich.

That's so mundane and boring though. I wish it was about labias :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c

What exactly is "The Roastie" doing wrong?

Found the roastie.

....that's the....nevermind

Do you have big lips?

/u/normie_girl DO NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION!! HE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!

Implying he already hasn't

TICK TOCK

/u/normie_girl probably cannot wear shorts without her flaps getting a crossbreeze

I'm looking forward to some autist from pol doxxing and murdering you btw

You will get BUT NOT ALL MEN comments so I might as well be the first, NG.

😉

?

gotis

Let's be real, the default status of women is labia minora being completely invisible, and it requires sex with at least 200 different people to change that. Roasties will disagree with this

How many guys do I have to fuck to get my labia large enough to use for actual flight?

it's not caused by sex.

The biggest lie peddled by women and betas who pretend they have sex.

Vaginas are muscles. They stretch out. I've seen it

Vaginas can stretch out from giving birth multiple times in a row in a short period of tone. That vaginas become loose and stretched out from sex, even if the woman was having sex every skngle day for a prolonged period, is nonsense.

You bought into the meme my man. Vaginas do stretch out from sex. Go fuck a virgin and then go fuck a pornstar and tell me which is tighter

> Conventional medical opinion is a meme

go fuck a pornstar

They charge way too much for escorting for that to be viable. 😫

I aint here to argue when you could try for your self. Try fucking some tight virgin pussy(probably have to go to some asian country for that) and then get an escort and see if the roastie thing is misinformed

tight virgin pussy

Absolutely discusting

Is your ass stretched out from all your poops? Or the dicks?

Jokes on you, I eat like shit so I constantly have diarrhea to keep my bussy nice and virginal

Just the way Jesus intended.

Maybe try fucking someone other than your mom and see for yourself.

Dude get better insults than "ur mom tihi" that was embarssingly bad

I try to tailor my jokes to my audience, that seemed right about your level.

man, you need to fuck more than 3 girls to be informed on this.

I have fucked many girls ;)

I think it's the same reason many women think circumcised penises are the norm.

Doesnt excessive use normally make muscles stronger? 🤔🤔🤔

Bigger and stronger. Able to take more dicks

T. Roastie

the picture didn't mention weird vaginas but thanks for letting us know that yours looks gross.

Are you writing fiction now?

I don't even hate women, and I'm sure as hell not an incel. You seem to have just fabricated that bit. I've literally said like 20 times on here the "I hate women" bit is ironic.

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I don't even hate women, and I'm sure as he'll not an incel.

/u/pizzashill why even lie if you're not at least going to make it believable.

I don't hate women, I just want nothing to do with them and would rather they leave me alone.

I don't hate women

Mfw

Not wanting to be associated with women doesn't = hate women.

https://i.imgur.com/P1ACo7X.jpg

"I don't hate women. I just feel better when they're not around."

Yes.

He doesn't recognize the bukowski quote 😂😂😂

how's your mother doing?

Let's not probe /u/pizzashill s deeply repressed dark past, having one resident serial killer is enough imho

As far as women go, you're ok. But still, I view you with more suspicion than I would a /r/drama male.

** (◡‿◡✿) ** thank u pizzadaddy Desu **~~ ☺😚😭😻

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slsUsaXOb1w

two

Which one?

I don't hate women

why not?

Roastie - Trolls r/incels, doxxs them then steals their credit card.

r/drama - mod this person.

a variant of the zealot tbh

SHE WASN'T "UNCONSCIOUS", SHE WAS JUST A BIT SLEEPY!!

Normie She was just pretending to be unconcscious

I'm clearly the Zealot.

Inshallah.

My one is the picture on my account (give it a click!)

And I am holding a massive horse shoe using both hands on the ends.

And I am smashing that centre and it's breaking right off.

At me, Don Sargone.

At me.

Shouldn't the Incels be with the zealot?

Oh my friend is here. Who dis? You aren't my friend... you look like an attractive woman! Oh wait you are my friend! I'm attracted to my friend??? No I wasn't before. But I might be a little bit just now. Why? Oh cause this is the first time I've seen them as their trueself. This is the first time I'm seeing my friend as their trueself!! I'm so happy for them! The first time I see my friend as their trueself and my dick asks "How you doing? ;)" What the fuck is wrong with me? Does this affect my sexuality? Is that transpobic to think? I'm transpobic, what the fuck is wrong with me. But I'm not and I care about my friend. Oh shit did all these emotions just resigter on my face in a split second look really weird or like disgust? Oh fuck

I'm this one

I couldn't convince him that they were just for r/braincels and incels.me

Why would you try to do this?

Here's the post, if anyone's interested. He also talks about being sent to the principal's office for calling other girls whores in another post, so he's either in high school or below.

Good. Now that you’re being yourself you’ll get a girlfriend.

Kek.

Except

>tfw=6"

>tfw= 6'

caliphate when?

this but unironically

i like how everyone who isnt an incel is the same and every single incel except muslim ones are the best guys ever. Like, have they never been to their own cancerous communities?

None of these are depressing enough.

This cartoon makes being an incel seem like the best option. I think someone needs to rethink their life.

fuck you, sharia law now!

Which of these five arbitrary categories of people that I draw distinctions between are you?

• Gamer
• Tourist
• Saudi royalty
• Differently abled
• /u/Ed_ButteredToast

It's incredibly antisemitic for you not to have a jewish caricature. You should be ashamed of yourself.

ALICE! you’re back. Thought mr ticktock got u

The False Flag = Every American ever.

I unironically support sharia law. I mean, I'm not too keen on the entire throwing gays off of buildings thing, but if Progressives on Reddit have taught me anything it's that sometimes the ends justify the means. So, while I regret it, I guess what I'm saying is that sometimes you need to crack a few fruits to make a salad and while unfortunate, it's the price we have to pay to take away women's right to vote.

Zealot