It's time to make a new subreddit
87 2018-04-08 by CummyBot-1999
This sub sucks, thanks to the autistic user base, powerusers, /r/all-fugees and mde tards. We keep repeating the same overused memes all day and most posts here are agendaposts linking to shit tier subreddits like ghazi, menslib and trollx. Plus, /r/drama has a bad reputation so not many lolcows come here to get milked anyways.
So I think it's high time another subreddit was created with rules discouraging stupid mod drama, poweruser nonsense and low quality agendaposts.
73 comments
1 BussyShillBot 2018-04-08
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1 Xalga 2018-04-08
I vote /r/familyman
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-04-08
My man!
1 CummyBot-1999 2018-04-08
Subscribed
1 broden 2018-04-08
If by /r/familyman you mean /r/resistancepoetry, then I am game and so are my levies.
1 drunk_child 2018-04-08
No
1 CummyBot-1999 2018-04-08
Understandable ๐ฅ
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-04-08
shut up cuck
1 life_is_painfull_ 2018-04-08
You take that back !!
1 CummyBot-1999 2018-04-08
Thank you ๐ค
1 CummyBot-1999 2018-04-08
I'm brown
1 Did-the-math 2018-04-08
Brown! Jesus, brown people are one of the whitest fucking shade of white people. The hierarchy goes like this:
African blacks > american blacks > Mexicans > latinx > Jews > Chinese > white people > brown people > Jews again > Arabs > Iranians > Italians > French people > English people > Canadian people > actual Americans > Swedish people > actually Hitler > more brown people > rich Americans > white celebrities who are โwokeโ > and Jews
1 CummyBot-1999 2018-04-08
How do I delete someone else's comment
1 Did-the-math 2018-04-08
Id try accusing them of being gay and transphobic.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-04-08
k, bye.
1 SecretDragoon 2018-04-08
Just me and my ๐daddy๐, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I drink them!๐ฆ I slurp them!๐ฆ I swallow them whole๐ฆ ๐ It makes ๐daddy๐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 cummy๐ฆ, 2 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐daddy's๐ ๐princess ๐but I'm also a whore! ๐ He makes me feel squishy๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
You pleb! Watch this
#Just me and my ๐daddy๐, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I drink them!๐ฆ I slurp them!๐ฆ I swallow them whole๐ฆ ๐ It makes ๐daddy๐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 cummy๐ฆ, 2 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐daddy's๐ ๐princess ๐but I'm also a whore! ๐ He makes me feel squishy๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐ญ๐
โโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
โโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
โโโโโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
โโโโโโโโโโโ] 99% complete.....
๐ซERROR!๐ซ ๐ฏTrue๐ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐I could never delete you Daddy!๐ Send this to ten other ๐ชDaddies๐ช who give you ๐ฆcummies๐ฆ Or never get called โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ againโโ๐ฌ๐ฌโโ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ๏ธ๐ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฆ
๐Daddy๐ be nimble๐ถ๐ป Daddy be quick๐๐ป๐จ Daddy has a rock๐ฟ hard dick ๐๐! 1โฃcummy๐ฆ 2โฃcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ 3โฃcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ 4โฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ! Daddy cums๐ฆ so much he can't cum any more๐๐๐! Ghost cummy๐ป๐ฆ Ghost cummy๐ป๐ฆ don't be scaredโ๐โ! There's always more cummies๐ฆ๐ that can be shared๐ฌ! Daddy makes me โsquishyโ Daddy makes me ๐งwet๐งDaddy treats me like his little pet๐๐ฉ๐! Send this to 69 ๐ฏTRUE๐ฏ Daddy's or else you'll ๐ซnever๐ซ get any cummies๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ again ๐ฆ๐ณ๐
Woah๐ฆ Woah๐ฆ Woah๐ฆ Hold on๐ฆ Stick em UP๐๐๐๐ THAT'S RIGHT๐ซ THIS IS A ROBBERY๐ซ Hand over the CUMMIES๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฆ and no DADDY๐ซ๐จ๐จ gets hurt ๐จSend this to your naughtiest๐ little ๐partners in crime ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ and you'll get ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐSACKS๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ OF CUMMIES๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Get 5๐ณ back, you're a ๐squishy๐ little rebel without a cause๐๐๐๐๐ Get 10๐ณ back, you're a ๐๐๐career cummie๐ฆ criminal ๐๐ซ๐ซ bustin all the daddies๐จ๐ฝ๐ banks๐ฐ๐ด Get 15๐ณ back, you're a little ๐ผ๐ผFAT CAT๐ป๐ป with mad stacks๐ฐ๐ฆ of CUMMIES๐ฐ๐ฆ Get 20๐ณ back, you're the ๐๐CUMMIE ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ QUEEN๐๐
DICKCEMBER๐ซ๐โ is cumming up santa's little hoes๐ ๐ผ๐ ๐ผ you have ONE MONTH to find a daddy๐๐๐ฆ ๐ that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnog๐๐ so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long๐ride your daddy's reindeer all night like ๐ ๐ผ does with his sleigh ya slutty elf๐ซ๐ so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day๐๐ ๐ฆ
๐ฆ๐ฆFuck me hard โค๏ธdaddy๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐๐ I want your ๐๐gigantic cock๐๐ in my ๐โจprincess hole,๐๐๐๐ and I want you to ๐ฅ๐ฅslam it in and out๐๐, fuck me good,๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฅ I want you to ๐๐hold me down๐๐ and fuck me๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ until I can't take it anymore, ๐ฅ๐ฅthen keep going ๐daddy๐๐๐. By the time you're done,๐ฆ๐๐๐ I want your cock๐๐ to be ๐ฅ๐ฅraw and throbbing๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ , and all my holes filled๐๐๐
1 ExilesReturn 2018-04-08
Why are you like this?
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-04-08
Post bussy.
1 lol__gay 2018-04-08
lol. gay.
1 JohnTheOrc 2018-04-08
Good post. I recommend you go to r/wholesomedrama, where I promise to ban anyone who promotes bussy or mayocide.
1 comebepc 2018-04-08
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 nanonan 2018-04-08
There's other content here?
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-04-08
Yes, thatโs where all the annoying agenda posts link to lately
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
You're the kind of retard who would think this sub is turning in the LEFTOID direction lol
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-04-08
Iโm just glad Iโm not the kind of retard you used to molest when you volunteered at Camp Make-A-Wish
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
r/therewasanattempt
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-04-08
r/kissitandyougetajellybean
1 captainpriapism 2018-04-08
it would be if all the left leaning people in here werent humourless unappealing faggots but thankfully people like you keep it on a pretty even keel
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
almostgotmethere.xpi
1 captainpriapism 2018-04-08
that one was half shitposting half real thoughts lol
you guys stay sort of along that circlebroke srs sort of line that people find cringey and so only the faggiest of the fags want to join your little club
it keeps the numbers at a manageable level and makes sure this sub doesnt swing too far in one direction because then its just a circlejerk
what we want is arguments and random hostility
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
I mean you can circlejerk all you want but I didn't knew shit about these subs. ูููููู
1 captainpriapism 2018-04-08
yeah wow what a surprise youre some weird kid that stumbled on this shit and is new to memeing and the internet
ive said that consistently since you started trying to sperg at me
and yet you still fit neatly into the circlebroke box off hyper snarky goon faggotry with no real basis, thats odd
yeah and you see how when he used it it was just flippant and random, and how you use it to try and "get back" at people or to spite them
its almost like you dont understand internet culture very well because youre young and not very clever
like forreal im curious as to how you missed srd theres tons of dudes in there like you
also lol at fucking writingprompts dude "hey heres an idea, youre inside a video game! wow what a cool idea right guys"
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
cry me a river. I really don't care what you believe. I'm just here to make fun of you for the stupid things you do.
Oh and btw, keep the tinfoil nice and tight!
1 captainpriapism 2018-04-08
so that whole antifa is a meme thing was just you slipping up and letting some real feelings through huh
are you a weird california kid irl
but if youre just some liberal kid then why would i care lol, thats like you caring about freerepublic dot coms opinion of you
i am unironically smarter and better at the internet than like 80-90 percent of posters here at least
and its easy to see who hates it because they always try too hard like you
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
Nice serious post, retard. Keep going. I want to see if you go full nunast/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu on us
๐ฟ https://i.imgur.com/Sc8pgyO.gif ๐ฟ
1 captainpriapism 2018-04-08
i enjoy that you think youre doing well tbh
1 ComedicTrans 2018-04-08
The powerusers here are annoying tbh
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
Naming yourself after one shows how stupid you are. Also the ones who always complain about them end up like /u/nunast (over 100 alts to "troll") and /u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu (reporting comments because of butthurt)
1 ComedicTrans 2018-04-08
Sans is a mod, not a poweruser. That would be you, retard. You were a mod, but you're such a fucking spaz you even ruined that. You need to try having sex. You'd be on here less and maybe even lose some weight.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
wait, lemme put some butter on my popcorn. shit's good!! mmmm. don't stop tho.
1 saddertadder 2018-04-08
PROJECTING!
YIKES!
1 ComedicTrans 2018-04-08
Wrong. Sad!
1 DowntownWrongdoer 2018-04-08
how do you know who repor
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
Unique autism.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-04-08
What is a good name then?
/r/drama2?
/r/dramabroke?
/r/dramatic?
1 RecallRethuglicans 2018-04-08
/r/atheism?
1 Norci 2018-04-08
More like r/autism
1 CummyBot-1999 2018-04-08
/r/CircleBrokeButLessSmug
1 fsdgfhk 2018-04-08
r/etardation
1 saddertadder 2018-04-08
/r/subredditdrama
1 Fr33_Lax 2018-04-08
Not r/drama4 I don't want to do actual mod work.
1 the_black_panther_ 2018-04-08
You should move to voat
1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-04-08
/v/drama or riot
1 pozbot 2018-04-08
poz
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-04-08
zle
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-04-08
pozzle
1 DoubleDickGirl 2018-04-08
we did it Reddit
1 Strictlybutters 2018-04-08
Hi jack big man I am here for you, are you a happy man jack or a scared man jack, Hello jack big guy, I have read your posts have you read mine big boy Jack, come on jack what have you to say, do you love Dr Corsi Jack? Do you love Israel Jack? what is it you know Jack, who are you Jack? Hello jack have you anything to say Jack , big man . You speak for the people do you Jack Big Guy Jack, say hello jack - hi jack
1 Foxehh3 2018-04-08
lol if /r/drama is so good why has nobody made an /r/drama2 yet
1 ChaddingTater 2018-04-08
All drama users should be euthanized.
Fuck you all
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-04-08
Lock the doors to /r/drama so no one can escape as it burns to the ground.
1 OniTan 2018-04-08
The Desert Moon special.
1 gilmore606 2018-04-08
me too thanks
1 avocadoshrimptaco2 2018-04-08
You talk a big game, but i doubt you would personally pay for all of us to be humanely put down.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-04-08
Nice agendapost
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-08
๐ฉ๐ฌCool Story Bro. Delete your account๐ซ
๐๐๐ฅ
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1 CummyBot-1999 2018-04-08
Unironically, no u
1 saddertadder 2018-04-08
YIKES!
also not an argument!
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-04-08
Islamic F-You-gees
1 ay_what_up2 2018-04-08
everyone that discovered and started posting on this sub within the past couple months should literally kill themselves. I canโt stress how unironic Iโm being right now. Thereโs not 1 new user here thatโs worth anything, let alone oxygen
1 verysanepersona 2018-04-08
k
1 zwiebelhans 2018-04-08
Seriously.
1 hesh582 2018-04-08
agreed, but also the older posters, you, me, and everyone else reddit
1 comebepc 2018-04-08
r/amard
1 v_is_one_person 2018-04-08
1 zwiebelhans 2018-04-08
I volunteer r/callout
1 JosephSmithsCunt 2018-04-08
My vote is for /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
1 saddertadder 2018-04-08
its been almost a decade now, demotivational posters and rage comic memes are gonna come in hot
1 nmx179 2018-04-08
So I think it's high time another subreddit was created with rules
LMAO get the fuck out of town you wannabe nazi powertripping dipshit
1 XovNielkArze 2018-04-08
We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled the mid 2010's. That was the fatal flaw in ed buttertoast's trip. He crashed around Reddit selling "radical centrist ironic shitposting" without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait for all the people who took him seriously... All those pathetically eager drama freaks who thought they could buy lols for three bucks a hit. But their loss and failure is ours too. What ed took down with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped create... a generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old-mystic fallacy of the chan Culture: the desperate assumption that somebody... or at least some force - is tending the light at the end of the tunnel.
1 mukumukum 2018-04-08
You are welcome to my sub
/r/preteensgonewild