It's time to make a new subreddit

87  2018-04-08 by CummyBot-1999

This sub sucks, thanks to the autistic user base, powerusers, /r/all-fugees and mde tards. We keep repeating the same overused memes all day and most posts here are agendaposts linking to shit tier subreddits like ghazi, menslib and trollx. Plus, /r/drama has a bad reputation so not many lolcows come here to get milked anyways.

So I think it's high time another subreddit was created with rules discouraging stupid mod drama, poweruser nonsense and low quality agendaposts.

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I vote /r/familyman

My man!

Subscribed

If by /r/familyman you mean /r/resistancepoetry, then I am game and so are my levies.

No

Understandable ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

shut up cuck

You take that back !!

Thank you ๐Ÿค—

I'm brown

Brown! Jesus, brown people are one of the whitest fucking shade of white people. The hierarchy goes like this:

African blacks > american blacks > Mexicans > latinx > Jews > Chinese > white people > brown people > Jews again > Arabs > Iranians > Italians > French people > English people > Canadian people > actual Americans > Swedish people > actually Hitler > more brown people > rich Americans > white celebrities who are โ€œwokeโ€ > and Jews

How do I delete someone else's comment

Id try accusing them of being gay and transphobic.

k, bye.

Just me and my ๐Ÿ’•daddy๐Ÿ’•, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐Ÿ† so I started to pout ๐Ÿ˜ž He asked if I was down โฌ‡for something yummy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies!๐Ÿ’ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ I drink them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I slurp them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I swallow them whole๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ It makes ๐Ÿ’˜daddy๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ˜Šhappy๐Ÿ˜Š so it's my only goal... ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’• 1 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ, 2 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 3 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 4๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm ๐Ÿ’˜daddy's๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘princess ๐Ÿ‘‘but I'm also a whore! ๐Ÿ’Ÿ He makes me feel squishy๐Ÿ’—!He makes me feel good๐Ÿ’œ! ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’˜Wa-What!๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘

You pleb! Watch this

#Just me and my ๐Ÿ’•daddy๐Ÿ’•, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐Ÿ† so I started to pout ๐Ÿ˜ž He asked if I was down โฌ‡for something yummy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies!๐Ÿ’ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ I drink them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I slurp them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I swallow them whole๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ It makes ๐Ÿ’˜daddy๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ˜Šhappy๐Ÿ˜Š so it's my only goal... ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’• 1 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ, 2 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 3 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 4๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm ๐Ÿ’˜daddy's๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘princess ๐Ÿ‘‘but I'm also a whore! ๐Ÿ’Ÿ He makes me feel squishy๐Ÿ’—!He makes me feel good๐Ÿ’œ! ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’˜Wa-What!๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹

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๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–I could never delete you Daddy!๐Ÿ’– Send this to ten other ๐Ÿ‘ชDaddies๐Ÿ‘ช who give you ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies๐Ÿ’ฆ Or never get called โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ againโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ

๐Ÿ’žDaddy๐Ÿ’ž be nimble๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿป Daddy be quick๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’จ Daddy has a rock๐Ÿ—ฟ hard dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜! 1โƒฃcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ 2โƒฃcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ 3โƒฃcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ 4โƒฃ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ! Daddy cums๐Ÿ’ฆ so much he can't cum any more๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š! Ghost cummy๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’ฆ Ghost cummy๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’ฆ don't be scaredโŒ๐Ÿ˜–โŒ! There's always more cummies๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… that can be shared๐Ÿ‘ฌ! Daddy makes me โ˜squishyโ˜ Daddy makes me ๐Ÿ’งwet๐Ÿ’งDaddy treats me like his little pet๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ•! Send this to 69 ๐Ÿ’ฏTRUE๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddy's or else you'll ๐Ÿšซnever๐Ÿšซ get any cummies๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ again ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Woah๐Ÿ’ฆ Woah๐Ÿ’ฆ Woah๐Ÿ’ฆ Hold on๐Ÿ’ฆ Stick em UP๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™† THAT'S RIGHT๐Ÿ”ซ THIS IS A ROBBERY๐Ÿ”ซ Hand over the CUMMIES๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and no DADDY๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜จ gets hurt ๐Ÿ“จSend this to your naughtiest๐Ÿ‘„ little ๐Ÿ‘„partners in crime ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ซ and you'll get ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐSACKS๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ OF CUMMIES๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Get 5๐Ÿ”ณ back, you're a ๐Ÿ’“squishy๐Ÿ’“ little rebel without a cause๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ Get 10๐Ÿ”ณ back, you're a ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Žcareer cummie๐Ÿ’ฆ criminal ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ bustin all the daddies๐Ÿ‘จ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ† banks๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ด Get 15๐Ÿ”ณ back, you're a little ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผFAT CAT๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป with mad stacks๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ of CUMMIES๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ Get 20๐Ÿ”ณ back, you're the ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘CUMMIE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ QUEEN๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘

DICKCEMBER๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ†โ˜ƒ is cumming up santa's little hoes๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ you have ONE MONTH to find a daddy๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘… that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnog๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ† so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long๐ŸŽ„ride your daddy's reindeer all night like ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ does with his sleigh ya slutty elf๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‰ so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ

๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆFuck me hard โค๏ธdaddy๐Ÿ’˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ I want your ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œgigantic cock๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† in my ๐ŸŒŸโœจprincess hole,๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’– and I want you to ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅslam it in and out๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜, fuck me good,๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ I want you to ๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒŸhold me down๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡ and fuck me๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘ until I can't take it anymore, ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅthen keep going ๐Ÿ’–daddy๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š. By the time you're done,๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ I want your cock๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† to be ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅraw and throbbing๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…, and all my holes filled๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

Why are you like this?

Post bussy.

lol. gay.

Good post. I recommend you go to r/wholesomedrama, where I promise to ban anyone who promotes bussy or mayocide.

banning mayocide

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

discouraging stupid mod drama, poweruser nonsense and low quality agendaposts.

There's other content here?

ghazi, menslib, and trollx

Yes, thatโ€™s where all the annoying agenda posts link to lately

You're the kind of retard who would think this sub is turning in the LEFTOID direction lol

Iโ€™m just glad Iโ€™m not the kind of retard you used to molest when you volunteered at Camp Make-A-Wish

r/therewasanattempt

r/kissitandyougetajellybean

it would be if all the left leaning people in here werent humourless unappealing faggots but thankfully people like you keep it on a pretty even keel

almostgotmethere.xpi

that one was half shitposting half real thoughts lol

you guys stay sort of along that circlebroke srs sort of line that people find cringey and so only the faggiest of the fags want to join your little club

it keeps the numbers at a manageable level and makes sure this sub doesnt swing too far in one direction because then its just a circlejerk

what we want is arguments and random hostility

tfw have been on Reddit for 1.5 yrs

browsed r/writingprompts 99% of the time before logged out

lurked in SRD around June of 2017

found drama in July/August

didn't knew what circlebroke/gamergate was

didn't understand the mayocide meme till September (parent comment being my first here)

I mean you can circlejerk all you want but I didn't knew shit about these subs. ูŽู„ูˆูู„ู’

yeah wow what a surprise youre some weird kid that stumbled on this shit and is new to memeing and the internet

ive said that consistently since you started trying to sperg at me

didn't knew what circlebroke/gamergate was

and yet you still fit neatly into the circlebroke box off hyper snarky goon faggotry with no real basis, thats odd

didn't understand the mayocide meme till September (parent comment being my first here)

yeah and you see how when he used it it was just flippant and random, and how you use it to try and "get back" at people or to spite them

its almost like you dont understand internet culture very well because youre young and not very clever

like forreal im curious as to how you missed srd theres tons of dudes in there like you

also lol at fucking writingprompts dude "hey heres an idea, youre inside a video game! wow what a cool idea right guys"

cry me a river. I really don't care what you believe. I'm just here to make fun of you for the stupid things you do.

Oh and btw, keep the tinfoil nice and tight!

so that whole antifa is a meme thing was just you slipping up and letting some real feelings through huh

are you a weird california kid irl

I'm just here to make fun of you for the stupid things you do.

but if youre just some liberal kid then why would i care lol, thats like you caring about freerepublic dot coms opinion of you

You're the captain of the retards here. Your long spergs don't fools us lul

i am unironically smarter and better at the internet than like 80-90 percent of posters here at least

and its easy to see who hates it because they always try too hard like you

Nice serious post, retard. Keep going. I want to see if you go full nunast/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu on us

๐Ÿฟ https://i.imgur.com/Sc8pgyO.gif ๐Ÿฟ

i enjoy that you think youre doing well tbh

The powerusers here are annoying tbh

Naming yourself after one shows how stupid you are. Also the ones who always complain about them end up like /u/nunast (over 100 alts to "troll") and /u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu (reporting comments because of butthurt)

Sans is a mod, not a poweruser. That would be you, retard. You were a mod, but you're such a fucking spaz you even ruined that. You need to try having sex. You'd be on here less and maybe even lose some weight.

wait, lemme put some butter on my popcorn. shit's good!! mmmm. don't stop tho.

PROJECTING!

YIKES!

Wrong. Sad!

/u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu (reporting comments because of butthurt)

how do you know who repor

Unique autism.

What is a good name then?

/r/drama2?

/r/dramabroke?

/r/dramatic?

More like r/autism

r/etardation

Not r/drama4 I don't want to do actual mod work.

You should move to voat

/v/drama or riot

poz

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pozzle

we did it Reddit

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lol if /r/drama is so good why has nobody made an /r/drama2 yet

All drama users should be euthanized.

Fuck you all

Lock the doors to /r/drama so no one can escape as it burns to the ground.

The Desert Moon special.

me too thanks

You talk a big game, but i doubt you would personally pay for all of us to be humanely put down.

Nice agendapost

๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ’ฌCool Story Bro. Delete your account๐Ÿ’ซ

๐Ÿ‘š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ‘–

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ 

Unironically, no u

YIKES!

also not an argument!

Islamic F-You-gees

everyone that discovered and started posting on this sub within the past couple months should literally kill themselves. I canโ€™t stress how unironic Iโ€™m being right now. Thereโ€™s not 1 new user here thatโ€™s worth anything, let alone oxygen

k

Seriously.

agreed, but also the older posters, you, me, and everyone else reddit

r/amard

user reports:
1: conspiracy to commit treason

I volunteer r/callout

My vote is for /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

its been almost a decade now, demotivational posters and rage comic memes are gonna come in hot

So I think it's high time another subreddit was created with rules

LMAO get the fuck out of town you wannabe nazi powertripping dipshit

We are all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled the mid 2010's. That was the fatal flaw in ed buttertoast's trip. He crashed around Reddit selling "radical centrist ironic shitposting" without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait for all the people who took him seriously... All those pathetically eager drama freaks who thought they could buy lols for three bucks a hit. But their loss and failure is ours too. What ed took down with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped create... a generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old-mystic fallacy of the chan Culture: the desperate assumption that somebody... or at least some force - is tending the light at the end of the tunnel.

You are welcome to my sub

/r/preteensgonewild