MDE has a sad and *spoiler alert* it's totally fucking retarded.

77  2018-04-08 by PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS

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Uhm, you forgot a period. perhaps you'll have your first period next year.

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Wtf this is the dumbest bot response ever bwahahah. Not even a pregnancy joke, it’s a first period joke. Missed opportunity there budday.

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Drama and srd (subreddit drama) are notorious trolls. You literally cannot win a meme exchange with some of those guys because they've been trolling online since the early stages of the internet.

You merely adopted the retardation. I was born into it.

imagine being out-shitposted by a fucking srdine πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

they lumped us in with srdines... srdines

Here's the thing. You said a "dramanaut is a SRDine."

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Encyclopedia Dramatica, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Something Awful dot com, and I have over 300 confirmed responses. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top funposter in the entire [s4s] armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another lolcow. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Reddit? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sperglords across the chans and your dox is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in text-only combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kiwi Farms Forums and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little β€œclever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Here's the thing. You said a "dramanaut is a srdine."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a Redditor who studies retardation, I am telling you, specifically, on Reddit, no one calls dramanauts srdiness. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "drama family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Stultes, which includes things from kiwifarmers to 4channers to Redditors.

So your reasoning for calling a darmanaut a srdine is because random people "call the retarded ones srdines?" Let's get Trump supporters and anarchists in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A dramanaut is a dramanaut and a member of the srdine family. But that's not what you said. You said a dramanaut is a srdine, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the srdine family srdines, which means you'd call kiwifarmers, Redditors, and other retards srdines, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

From Wikipedia: Sardines feed almost exclusively on zooplankton (MDE regulars such as /u/SaintIgnatiusReilly), "animal plankton", and congregate wherever this is abundant.

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I mean if you still care about MDE then there's very few things you can do better than other people except maybe clear a room with your odor

Born into it?

Plebes, don't you realize?

I AM THE RETARDATION

WORSHIP ME

so they draw that edge line at guro huh

Pretty weak tbh.

fucking casuals

babby's first edge

Their post history has tons and tons of anime trap porn of extremely young looking boys which he claims are actually"femboys" but it really just looks like CP

Lol, are MDE users so cucked that they won't even jerk off to cute traps and shotas? Being so insecure in their sexuality probably means they secretly desire a good, hard dicking

Hey bro, suck my cock your a closet fag, or are you insecure it will turn you gay?

You gotta work on your approach, bro.

/u/SaintIgnatiusReilly on a scale from 1-10 how much does this turn you on

MDE getting bussy-blasted over this subreddit has got to be one of the most pathetic things I've seen on reddit.

Fucking Leftoids ruined the sub, that's why we have... multiple threads making fun of MensLib and TrollX...?

Thats just a ruse /r/drama adopts like a male feminist to lure the unsuspecting into our rape zone.

They come for the shitposting and stay for the bussy.

and Chapo endlessly although there has been as much lately.

The Chapo boys were hilarious when they had a massive slapfight about gun control a couple of weeks ago between the hardened Antifa militants straight from training in Cuba and the soyboy Demsocs who want gun control.

Better watch out or /u/saintignatiusreilly will go through your post history and disapprove of things.

Endlessly loling at a bunch of teenage boys crying about degeneracy and bemoaning the decline of western civilization while they post in a forum for a defunct one season Adult Swim comedy show.

Which drama mod is brimming with trap porn? I am doing NoFap and need to test my meddle.

check my post history or the discord for more

I am doing NoFap

It makes you magic or so they say

Mettle* 😎

So I had a tinder date (don't judge) with a hot piece of ass. She was pretty dumb despite her economics degree, but she was really hot. I'm not sure how many confirmed kills she has under her belt, but easily 20+. Didn't care though.

Stupidly liberal. I mean ridiculous shit, and SJW as fuck despite being dumb and coming from a really rich family. But that's not a big deal, I learned to tune these people out and not engage them when I didn't have to. But last night I fucking lost it.

We went to some strange little hipster bar with a dance floor. Everyone was Soyboyus Maximus or Thotus Vulgaris, so it was pretty tame. Then they started "ironically" playing these stupid hiphop dance songs, like crank that soldier boy and teach me how to dougie, and this fucking tinder thot gets all liquored up and starts doing these fucking dances. Naturally I don't know wtf because I listen to speed metal mostly, some thrash or melodic death metal so I don't know what's going on. She's all like "come dance with me anon!" and keeps doing this dougie dance. I politely refused because wtf right? So then they play that "whip nay nay (neigh?)" song by that little kid, and she literally forces me onto the dance floor by putting my hands around her waist and then locking me and pulling me like some fucking horse pulling a cart.

So I fucking lost it. I totally fucking lost it. I let her know everything about black culture, their dances, stupid brainwashing songs perpetuated by (((them))), dropped like at least 12 megatons of redpills about (((them))) bordering on the 'caust denial, and it's like time stopped when I was doing this because it felt like an eternity. I started getting strange looks and someone turned down the music, because somewhere along my rant I must've started talking louder than I usually do and so most people heard me. The entire fucking place just got forcefed like years worth of fucking redpills. You don't understand. Everyone looked disappointed or pissed off.

The only competition for this is the recent r/JordanPeterson pasta about guy who kissed a trans.

Can i get this pasta pls

Where was this pasta served?

This is the earliest appearance of the pasta that I've found.

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/u/SaintIgnatiusReilly we have recently received credible accusations that you are a racist and a homophobe. Consider yourself under investigation.

Do they really think (((Sam Hyde))) would be opposed to the mayocide? He would helps us keep getting away with it. Just a theory

I dunno about all that, but he hates lena dunham so he can't be all bad...

Thats the thread where /u/saintignatiusreilly grabbed me by my post history and called me a troll. I've never felt so violated. #metoo

I think, and I can't believe that I'm saying this, but even drama isn't as fucking stupid as MDE.

imagine being this mad

Is MDE a sub full of dudes who make music on their PlayStations and think they are DJs?

Their post history has tons and tons of anime trap porn of extremely young looking boys which he claims are actually"femboys" but it really just looks like CP

Dear, /u/SaintIgnatiusReilly. Do you have any proof to support what you have said? Also, explain to me why this is a bad thing.

Thanks. The trap porn wasn't that bad but the gore is where I drew the line. You look cute BTW.