I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boipussy.
Needless to say, I don't use it anymore.
The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.
I noticed this too. It seemed to be dying out until about late 2015, where both Rainfurrest and the OwO meme went viral and they exploded in popularity again.
No, before you freak, it's probably not us who will do all that to you, but the folks who have Law Enforcement on their side. Folks who can put you in a small cage and leave you there for a while. You are not in a cage because right now you are still nothing much more than a kiddie hacker.
So dont flatter yourself. You hurt others, you really do. When the cash total of your actions goes above a certain level, the gods will shit on you and you wont know what hit you. Period. That's how life works.
It's only a matter of time; you're not stopping, not even showing any hint of stopping, and you make a big show of it.
One day it's going to hit you where it hurts, and criminal records hurt for a long time. You'll get it when you try to apply for a decent
security-cleared job and be refused. That stuff sticks to you for life.
So what was his conviction for? Never mind. I just found out nazifurs already existed in 2006, so I'm just gonna kill myself right now so I don't have to live on the same planet as humanity.
Since I’m a retarded loser I’ve spent ten minutes reading about him here. Choicest bits:
“September 8th 1998: Evil Sibe makes his first post onto the alt.lifestyle.furry newsgroup. Claims were made in regards to Sibe's perceived discrimination against him for not wearing enough furry related things at Conifur [furry convention].”
“June 16th 2005: Evil Sibe was featured on ljdrama.org for "sibeing" ("screwing up/f*cking with") Munchie the kitsune after he traveled cross country to find what he thought was an older woman turned out to be a 14 year old boy. “
“Evil Sibe (as EvilSibe), is permanently banned from the Something Awful's forums. This was prompted due sarcastic comments made towards Something Awful's owner and System administrator Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka “
“Rabco Publishing (Rabbit Valley) files a claim against Evil Sibe in Waltham, Massachusetts's small claims court for $2,000 in damages for replication and distribution of copyrighted material [furry porn].”
“On July 15, 2011, Sibe was arrested in Clackamas County, Oregon on two counts of sexual misconduct, two counts of endangering the welfare of a minor, two counts of recklessly endangering another person, two counts of sexual abuse in the third degree, and two counts of contributing to the sexual delinquency of a minor.”
What we need is a "No Sibe" symbol for cons to put on their fliers and
membership packs. Maybe they could sell "No Sibe" or "100% Sibe Free"
merchandise to fund even more furry art
/u/snallygaster is an admitted EDiot. Those people have individually forgotten more furry drama than the rest of us could collectively waste our entire lives on trying to understand
22 comments
1 BussyShillBot 2018-04-08
I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boipussy.
Needless to say, I don't use it anymore.
The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.
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1 automatic_chuck 2018-04-08
You should experiment some dildos from Bad Dragon.
1 snallygaster 2018-04-08
I can't believe how popular those things have become.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-04-08
Maybe furries are getting more popular.
1 LatieI 2018-04-08
I noticed this too. It seemed to be dying out until about late 2015, where both Rainfurrest and the OwO meme went viral and they exploded in popularity again.
1 Assy-McGee 2018-04-08
I can't believe how popular those things have become
Donald Trump was a meme once too you know.
1 skivian 2018-04-08
I don't think they're actually popular, it's more a meme, like jackhammer Jesus was
1 Redactor0 2018-04-08
No, before you freak, it's probably not us who will do all that to you, but the folks who have Law Enforcement on their side. Folks who can put you in a small cage and leave you there for a while. You are not in a cage because right now you are still nothing much more than a kiddie hacker.
So dont flatter yourself. You hurt others, you really do. When the cash total of your actions goes above a certain level, the gods will shit on you and you wont know what hit you. Period. That's how life works.
It's only a matter of time; you're not stopping, not even showing any hint of stopping, and you make a big show of it.
One day it's going to hit you where it hurts, and criminal records hurt for a long time. You'll get it when you try to apply for a decent security-cleared job and be refused. That stuff sticks to you for life.
Your call, Mr Icon.
1 Redactor0 2018-04-08
So what was his conviction for? Never mind. I just found out nazifurs already existed in 2006, so I'm just gonna kill myself right now so I don't have to live on the same planet as humanity.
1 snallygaster 2018-04-08
He's been convicted for a few different things. Here's an old thread with some more info about him.
1 Redactor0 2018-04-08
Wow. And this goes on for years. Is he still around?
1 LatieI 2018-04-08
He's the top mod of /r/yiff lol
1 evilsibe 2018-04-08
And not a rapist ... wtf this is pretty fucked up.
1 snallygaster 2018-04-08
Very much so. iirc he's been doing the whole social justice thing to distract everyone from the fact that he's a rapist, pedo, etc. too.
1 skivian 2018-04-08
So... Standard male feminist, then? At least EvilShibe is up front with his kinks.
1 Marblehornets01 2018-04-08
Since I’m a retarded loser I’ve spent ten minutes reading about him here. Choicest bits:
“September 8th 1998: Evil Sibe makes his first post onto the alt.lifestyle.furry newsgroup. Claims were made in regards to Sibe's perceived discrimination against him for not wearing enough furry related things at Conifur [furry convention].”
“June 16th 2005: Evil Sibe was featured on ljdrama.org for "sibeing" ("screwing up/f*cking with") Munchie the kitsune after he traveled cross country to find what he thought was an older woman turned out to be a 14 year old boy. “
“Evil Sibe (as EvilSibe), is permanently banned from the Something Awful's forums. This was prompted due sarcastic comments made towards Something Awful's owner and System administrator Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka “
“Rabco Publishing (Rabbit Valley) files a claim against Evil Sibe in Waltham, Massachusetts's small claims court for $2,000 in damages for replication and distribution of copyrighted material [furry porn].”
“On July 15, 2011, Sibe was arrested in Clackamas County, Oregon on two counts of sexual misconduct, two counts of endangering the welfare of a minor, two counts of recklessly endangering another person, two counts of sexual abuse in the third degree, and two counts of contributing to the sexual delinquency of a minor.”
Oh, and he’s a moderator at r/yiff
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-04-08
Do they all dress up as Pepe LePew or just smell like him?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-08
http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Evil_Sibe
Snally, why do you know about this furry drama???
1 snallygaster 2018-04-08
I forget how I came across it initially, but the guy's so notorious and has done so much terrible shit over the years that it was bound to happen.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-08
"I forget how", How convenient...🤔
1 Assy-McGee 2018-04-08
/u/snallygaster is an admitted EDiot. Those people have individually forgotten more furry drama than the rest of us could collectively waste our entire lives on trying to understand
1 LatieI 2018-04-08
/u/evilsibe how do you respond to these vicious allegations?
1 evilsibe 2018-04-08
Stop trolling.
1 LatieI 2018-04-08
You might have instantly deleted it but I saw that 😄