story pls

who hurt you 😠

u obviously aren't though 🤔

forget what?

Were you hurt physically or emotionally?

What happened? Did you make friends with someone but they were lying about who they were?

Yeah, I get that. It's happened to me too on forums. It might sound corny but I've made genuine friends via the internet and met a lot of them IRL (mostly from music subs) but there's a lot of weirdos out there too. It's hard to navigate.

Imagine finding “””friends””” on Reddit.

I've met dozens of guys from r/metal at shows/festivals. It sounds corny but you can meet cool people here and make friends, just depends on the sub.

Okay but are you trying to tell me you want to meet another r/drama poster in person?

Honestly, I think of r/drama as almost like an RP sub. I'm sure most people here are relatively normal. Maybe that's me being idealistic, lol.

There are two types of people here. Powerusers who really should fuck off to sardine land and nihilistic degenerates who think their snark is witty. Neither are anything remotely approaching normal.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

It's nothing serious, /u/normie_girl is just being melodramatic (you know, for the drama).

IDK she seems pretty upset. Obviously this is via text so who knows.

Someone tell me what's going on, I'm scared and confused.

I'll need /u/normie_girl's consent before releasing any details.

/u/normie_girl tell me what happened pls

Can I punch you in the gut?

So your body and your mind don't misalign.

holy shit you're so pathetic ahahahahaha

you deserve this

You ok?

k, normie_girl 🤔🤔🤔

You better keep your fucking mouth shut! We have information on you!

people on this fucking sub

people closest to you

Setting yourself up for failure.

People who "make friends" on a subreddit are about as lame as it gets. And the ones who end up dating are the worst of the social rejects.

Your special chat rooms and IRL texts are so sad but they're fucking funny to normal people.

So keep on being the lamers you were born to be. You bring joy and happiness to regular people who aren't mentally deficient socially crippled retards.

Tbh even people with friends irl are gay fags. The longest conversation I've had in the past three months has been with the guy at 711 across from my building. And I only talk to that guy because he won't bag my groceries unless I specifically ask him to. Sorry I'm not some homo retard who needs to develop emotional connections with other homo retards just to feel normal. If you need to have friends just to keep yourself from committing suicide you are a weak person and it is no different than having an addiction to drugs. The only difference is that society normalizes the former and says that if you don't have firends then you're not deserving of sex with women. Well I will tell you that you do not need that either, if anything it is also a distraction and takes time away from your hobbies. Google MGTOW. Do you want to spend your life as a wagecuck just so you can have a nice car/clothes/home, spend all your free time in the gym so you can attract female sluts who will probably be cheating on you anyways, or do you want to devote your life to something that actually makes you happy? Being a real man means surmounting you're animal instincts to pursue higher goals. It doesn't mean following the crowd and believing in the lie that sex with females is necessary to have a happy life.

@ me biatch

I've unironically met most of my best friends on 4chan. Does that make me more or less pathetic than soemone who befriends people from this sub?

Less

I actually get rather pale in the winter.

H-hello there ^ sweat sweat you seem to be a sweet lady nervous laughter @@

dabs sweat off of forehead U-u-umm... I- I... I think stares deeply into your eyes I think I might l-l-l... (｀・ω・´) LOVE you... Haha

After I s-saw you at the store yesterday... blushes I knew we were meant to...

meant to be together! (๑￫‿￩๑)

I... I just... ummm... Would you... maybe...? Umm... maybe... runs away

peeking out from behind nearby wall ...would you m-m-marry me...?

smiles shyly

(๑￫‿￩๑)

Take a walk into oncoming traffic

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

If we all start IP tracking and then punching people who write like this the world would be a better place.

[Nuzzles you]

https://i.imgur.com/QlWsJnX.png

Are you saying you're the one we can't trust with our vaunted r/Drama secrets?

people

thats right boys, i'm a loli AND a gamer

take my mum's bf's prime sub

how much to join your private snapchat?

You're a ratta.

Are you high?

Play this on loop to cope with the pain

I said I was sorry. Isn’t that enough?

Wait, you don't have a 💩 fetish?😨 Then why did you make me take all those pictures?😱

Like those who pretend to not like /r/familyman

It's true tho

America’s fastest growing sub!

There’s a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain with you all. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways I can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually, and in all other aspects. Shall we start with our physical aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography in of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an ever deeper, solid, and respectful relationship.

I admit it, I'm secretly a shota.

Son of a bitch, Grandpa Kraut, you’ve been lying to us this whole time?

Did I say shota? I meant shota-fan, obviously.

I am unironically a useless nerd. Fite me.

I unironically bully nerds. You're not worth my time.

plz no bully

Perhaps I wasn't clear enough. Shut the fuck up you pathetic little worm, I don't have time for your bullshit.

😢😭😭😭

Oi, wanna fight?

Yeah sure. Swords or pistols?

Pistols

Pew pew pew

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

It's true, I'm not really drunk right now.

You should only trust dinosaurs 🦖 imo

This.

Somebody is trying to imitate pol without being funny, its working marveselously

pol what are you some kinda normie

🤔

A lot of (((them))) are lying.

Imagine believing retards on the internet

making friends on reddit

Suggesting.jpg

I knew it had to be a chick who made this post.

That's my secret, cap.

I'm always merely pretending.

I'm confused. Why the fuck would anyone trust anyone or anything that came from this sub?

K Y S PLEASE

I'M SO TIRED OF SEEING ROASTIE BULLSHIT GET UP BOATED ON MY MDE

"Just because your're paranoid Don't mean they're not after you"