If you divided your country into Obamas America and Trumps America I think people would be pretty happy with that. Everyone would get to live in the the America they voted for
The mistake was going easy on the south after the civil war. It should have undergone something similar to denazification and the north should have stayed there for at least another 30 years.
Literally every major political problem in this country can be linked to the south.
That guy's map is hilarious. I'm sure Miami and Houston will love living in Trumpland while people in rural West Virginia will embrace living in SGA (Swedish Government America).
I'd be happy to let you retards all have Texas but you can't have quite as much real estate as you drew over there. How about the South excluding Florida?
Lol @ leaving out VA from the South. Richmond was the fucking capital of the Confederacy and they have a road dedicated to Confederate generals with multiple statues and art works. Look up Monument Ave. South West VA is part of Appalachia and often referred to as “lil Mississippi”
The first functional Nuclear Reactor was built in the south. All the national rocketry labs are in the south, the Research Triangle, is in the south, etc and so on.
I'm sure that we would be able to hang on long enough to ruin shit for you.
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1 newcomer_ts 2018-04-10
God willing.
You may need to move some people from Florida though...
1 snallygaster 2018-04-10
And Texas, given that it's about to turn blue.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-04-10
Is it? News to me... I know parts of Texas have always been blue. LBJ came from there.
1 snallygaster 2018-04-10
Yeah, due to the invasion of Californians and growing hispanic population, it's expected to turn blue within the next decade or so. Sad!
1 WashingMuddle 2018-04-10
If you divided your country into Obamas America and Trumps America I think people would be pretty happy with that. Everyone would get to live in the the America they voted for
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-10
Is it weird that the majority of minorities would be in Trumps America?
1 K-town- 2018-04-10
Lol wat
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-10
The majority of minorities (especially black) live in "trump america" according to the map posted in the link.
This must be another attempt at segregation by the mayo.
1 nanonan 2018-04-10
Who do you think is going to build the wall? Whitey?
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-04-10
The Civil War was a mistake.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-04-10
Burning the south is never a mistake.
1 pizzashill 2018-04-10
The mistake was going easy on the south after the civil war. It should have undergone something similar to denazification and the north should have stayed there for at least another 30 years.
Literally every major political problem in this country can be linked to the south.
they're fucking degenerates and always have been.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-04-10
#ShermanDidNothingWrongButAFewThingsCouldHaveBeenImproved
1 fuckyourcontext 2018-04-10
The only thing he did wrong was stopping.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-04-10
be the change you want to see!
1 preserved_fish 2018-04-10
You can blame Rutherfraud B Hayes for ending reconstruction.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-04-10
Imagine being this retarded
1 VidiotGamer 2018-04-10
Don't have to, I post in r/drama
1 better_bot 2018-04-10
If you told an AI to simulate a libertarians face it would look exactly like that guy. Cocked head and all.
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1 snallygaster 2018-04-10
I-is BussyShillBot sentient too?
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-04-10
As if we would have non-sentient bots in /r/drama! The posters aren't so something has to be!
1 SJCards 2018-04-10
إن شاء الله
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-04-10
No you cannot blow up the bridge.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-10
lmao, "winning"
1 rhyme-ocerus 2018-04-10
That guy's map is hilarious. I'm sure Miami and Houston will love living in Trumpland while people in rural West Virginia will embrace living in SGA (Swedish Government America).
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-10
All the big cities in the South would have a mass exodus. Also, why the fuck does Trumpland include all of the Black Belt lmao?
1 ashent2 2018-04-10
I'd be happy to let you retards all have Texas but you can't have quite as much real estate as you drew over there. How about the South excluding Florida?
1 GBPcoin 2018-04-10
Lol @ leaving out VA from the South. Richmond was the fucking capital of the Confederacy and they have a road dedicated to Confederate generals with multiple statues and art works. Look up Monument Ave. South West VA is part of Appalachia and often referred to as “lil Mississippi”
1 Sc0tty2hotty 2018-04-10
I wonder how long it would take for the south to devolve into a third world state without those delicious libbuxx shoring up their budgets
1 DarkMatter948 2018-04-10
It would take a week at most. Look at what happened in Georgia when dat ebt got taken away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufk7IXdxc-c
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-04-10
so, what, we'd have Californication, Jew York, and then Inbredia?
goddamn inbreds, we NEED A WALL NOW
1 ry8919 2018-04-10
Lol what ever will California and New York do without the powerhouse economies and intellectual institutions of the South.
1 K-town- 2018-04-10
Red states are net negative on revenue/social programs. Dumbfuckistan needs the rug pulled out from underneath it
1 Fingfangfoo 2018-04-10
The first functional Nuclear Reactor was built in the south. All the national rocketry labs are in the south, the Research Triangle, is in the south, etc and so on.
I'm sure that we would be able to hang on long enough to ruin shit for you.
1 ry8919 2018-04-10
k
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_GDP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_educational_attainment
https://www.livescience.com/48100-sexually-transmitted-infections-50-states-map.html
1 Fingfangfoo 2018-04-10
Like I said, we don't have to win, we just have to hang around long enough to ruin everything for you.
1 egalroc 2018-04-10
If Jesse Kelly were to quote 2 Samuel 22:38 in divorce court he'd probably not be allowed to return home and see his kids.