TooManyChromosomes: A male student in the women's studies course I teach wrote an appropriate length, well-structured, and flawlessly grammatical essay arguing in favor of draconian abortion laws. MRW I notice that he blundered in his APA source citations, which technically counts as plagiarism...
141 2018-04-10 by Missy2Real
68 comments
1 Missy2Real 2018-04-10
I truly don't know what's worse - that a bunch of stupid bitches fell for what must be the most obvious troll in the world, or that there are people actually arguing that he should be hung in front of the academic integrity committee.
TrollX never disappoints
1 Heydammit 2018-04-10
They are both equally the worst things in existence. Even worse than the Holocaust.
Hell, even worse than Star Wars.
1 TeenagerFanatic 2018-04-10
Ill tell you whats worse. The guy taking the course. What man takes womens studies????
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-04-10
GOOD POINT
1 Chicup 2018-04-10
I could see some white knight nice guy trying to to get a girlfriend by showing how woke he was, but that guy would never write a paper not in favor of all abortions all the time.
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-04-10
The supreme troll
1 Dunkcity239 2018-04-10
Isn't it required for some people?
1 die_rattin 2018-04-10
Course requirements bro
1 lincoln1222 2018-04-10
a lot of liberal arts colleges have them as required classes to take for graduation
1 shallowm 2018-04-10
It's available as a choice to fulfill an elective requirement in a lot of universities, you don't need to be majoring in the subject to take it.
1 MG87 2018-04-10
Except no one fell for it
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-04-10
I have the same thought when the woman from the domestic violence shelter comes knocking for donations. I guess this time I'll probably donate a few cans of beans instead of money, in honor of tgis excellent post đđ
1 TeenagerFanatic 2018-04-10
Lol funny story. My parents told me that when they were looking to find some apartments to rent out and lease, this homeless chick asked them for money for food and my parents gave her a bottle of Welch Fruit Punch and a bag of Cheetos. She did not accept it lol
1 gergerherher 2018-04-10
A man once bought a house by trading up from one small red paperclip. That dumbass women couldâve probably got a mansion with fruit punch and cheetos if she had the brains of a man.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-10
Most of the comments don't seem to support punishing him.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-04-10
Yes but it appalears some crazies still don't actually know that "technically plagiarism" is not the concern of the academic integrity board.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2018-04-10
They are wrong. He needs to learn the realities of the world and expulsion is the answer
1 TothB 2018-04-10
Wrong. The purpose of academic integrity rules is to enforce academic integrity. The student who plagiarized should be serving life in prison as an example to discourage people from plagiarizing in the future.
1 SendMeMsgsInAllCap 2018-04-10
Life in prison? Do you want our American education system to be even more of a laughing stock? If you really want the integrity of our Universities to stay intact then you would be in favor of execution!
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-04-10
Prison reform is supposed to be about rehabilitation not just punishment. Force him to take hormones and undergo gender reassignment surgery so he'll develop an empathetic perspective towards the bodies of xher fellow wymyn.
1 watermark02 2018-04-10
What about slow dismemberment via a pair of hot tongs.
1 Plexipus 2018-04-10
Yes, yes, much like his precious babies he's so desperate to save...
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-10
1 ItsSugar 2018-04-10
Because this is a super-forced attempt at trolling.
There are TRP field reports that are more believable.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-04-10
Shhhh!!!!
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-04-10
/u/imtheprofessordammit
I don't know if you're simply ignorant of how academia works but incorrectly citing something is not grounds for referreal to academic integrity.
If I send a paper out for publication with an improperly formatted citation or even if someone feels information should be cited it comes back in review. They don't refer me to the author and have me sued for copyright infringement.
If you think errors in citation are grounds for the academic integrity board I really hope you're name is not accurate.
1 basementendtable 2018-04-10
The best and brightest usually donât go on to be university professors. Itâs a job for the slightly-above-mediocre who are smart enough to teach but otherwise unimpressive. Bitter people.
2 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-04-10
Research active PIs are definitely some of the best and birghtest.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-04-10
definitely not the best and brightest from that alone
1 orgyofdolphins 2018-04-10
you dumb. you so so dumb.
1 rado1193 2018-04-10
Those who can't do, teach.
1 snallygaster 2018-04-10
Teaching is secondary to research at research universities (most of them). The people who end up in tenured positions at research are some of the best and brightest, or at least the best at playing the game and working their way up the pyramid scheme of academia.
1 Mother_Jabubu 2018-04-10
depends what field you are talking about. there is plenty of research in stem that isn't lucrative commercially but gets grant or industry funding. The drawback is that these kinds of professors, who are researchers first and teachers second, often are not very good at teaching
1 Ghirarims_Nose 2018-04-10
This is one of the stupidest comments I've ever read
1 ItsSugar 2018-04-10
Pls
It's like O. Henry and Alanis Morissette decided to have sex and 9 months later you made that comment.
1 basementendtable 2018-04-10
You should have circled Cumtown
1 Thhueros 2018-04-10
On the off chance that she is an actual professor and not a NEET or a troll, she would be taken to Poundtown by a faculty board if the student appeals.
1 Imtheprofessordammit 2018-04-10
That's not what I was trying to say. I realize now that it wasn't clear, and that's my fault. But you don't have to be an asshole.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-04-10
I'm reporting you to /r/drama's hyperbolic integrity board.
1 SJCards 2018-04-10
To downvote a lolcow is murder.
1 911roofer 2018-04-10
Like abortion.
1 Dunkcity239 2018-04-10
Yes we do
1 911roofer 2018-04-10
You're obviously a troll. This is a troll post, and you are a troll. TROLL ON THE BOARD! TROLL ON THE BOARD! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 Selfawarenesshere 2018-04-10
Not that they actual hold a job, but she probably wishes she could sue nursery kids for "misogynistic " finger paintings.
1 Chicup 2018-04-10
She teaches womans studies, go easy on her, its not like shes trained in anything like this.
1 NSFW_Jeanne 2018-04-10
She thinks that academic integrity boards work like the sexual assault kangaroo courts that colleges run.
1 KennethPowersMFCEO 2018-04-10
In the follow up, I hope that after she returns the paper with marks against the citation, the male student crumbles up the paper and throws it at her yelling "GET OWNED BY GAMERGATE BITCH!"
1 Tarrock 2018-04-10
It's
Get #Gamergate'd on!
You fucking retard
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-10
Forgetting the classics.
1 SJCards 2018-04-10
Educating the masses.
1 Wtfct 2018-04-10
Funny that many comments are essentially saying to fail him for not learning the material which is essentially them saying that there is a liberal agenda.
1 Leftist_Degenerate 2018-04-10
You can learn the course material and still argue different conclusions. The favored thesis in a field changes often; that is the essence of learning.
1 Gil-Gandel 2018-04-10
Nonsense. I've followed many an abortion debate on the Internet, and if there's one thing I've learned, it is that there is only one correct conclusion to reach on this subject, and if you don't reach it, you are stupid and wrong, as well as hating women.
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-04-10
Aborting all women. No more women means no more abortions as well as no more denied abortions. Win win.
1 yourdeadwife 2018-04-10
No learning something in college doesn't mean understanding it. It means wholeheartedly believing it... What do you mean colleges indoctrinate people you're just a reactionary!
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1 BatemaninAccounting 2018-04-10
Two posts by that user and you've linked them here, and most of the comments are saying how shitty it would be to turn him in... yeah no drama here unless it was manufactured.
1 snallygaster 2018-04-10
This post is just OP showing off her creative writing exercise.
1 TothB 2018-04-10
at this point, /r/TrollXChromosomes should be listed as a synonym for "Petty" in the dictionary.
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2018-04-10
/u/CrankyandGrumpy
Why are you doing your best to show that feminists are cold-hearted shrews who hate men?
1 Selfawarenesshere 2018-04-10
Don't shame her for doing something so rare...being an honest feminist.
1 mcmur 2018-04-10
That is such bullshit. Plagiarism charges are fucking nonsense if you can slap somebody with them for improper citations.
Here you have a feminist bitchy-ass professor (or grader or whatever) openly admitting that she grades her students and charges them with plagiarism depending on how much they agree with her feminist view.
The conservatives who say that university has a 'liberal bias' are going to love this.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-10
It's obvious bait. It hits all the marks: women's studies prof, hot button culture wars issue (abortion), the paper has no substantial flaws, the "prof" wants to fail the student because of their "wrong" opinion, the only mistake in the whole paper is a tiny citation error that the "prof" is willing to trump up into plagiarism. It's the wet dream of someone who thinks that universities have a liberal agenda, and obviously way too good to be true.
1 Somenakedguy 2018-04-10
You missed the most obvious one
It's a fresh account
1 Selfawarenesshere 2018-04-10
Is anything troll posts not a fantasy? As if any of them hold a job in education, even "women's studies" (how low a bar they set for themselves too that even their fantasies are this pathetic) and hold any power in any form, even grading papers of people they disagree with.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-10
It's the fantasy of someone who doesn't like trollX or women's studies.
1 AnnArchist 2018-04-10
I came into the picture ten years after their divorce. So I had nothing to do with their break up. However, all these years their children had never accepted my daughter as their sister. Since I learned of this âregretâ comment was made now I feel like I know why. They probably feel like my daughter and I have ruined his life and theirs. I donât know, thatâs my assumption. As for her, she has had this anger that I just couldnât understand or points to that she still loves him. It never bothered me because since they were never in communication I never felt I should let it get to me. Plus, I canât control how people feel. Hey, if she still loves him, what does that have to do with me? Now, something that I did not mention before is that he said to her that she wasnât a regret to him but I was. So am hurt because he has given power to someone that doesnât deserve or can use it against me. He also has told me that he doesnât regret her in the past and he says that he only said that about me out of anger. Which really hurts me cause I have bent over backwards for us to grow as a family. Not that money should play a roll but in my eyes it does because I have sacrificed so much. He was a regular wage person (50-60k a year, if that) when we got together. I mentioned to him years ago that he should stop working and focus on his dream which is a construction company. So I funded him and his new company 100% until it took off. Itâs not yet where itâs gonna be but he does pretty good jobs now (in a year, Maybe close to $500k gross revenue). So it really hurts to learn that he felt at any point that he regrets me. Now, the reason we broke up is because he started getting into the habit that when he would get into a stupid argument he would run up to me and pretend like he was going to hit me. So one day I got sick of it and called the cops and got him arrested for assault. On top of that, I mentioned to the cops that he had a gun in the house. He didnât do any time but I had requested in the courts that the only way he can come back to his daughterâs life is if he does an anger management course for a year. So they granted my request. After a year, I saw an improvement and got back together with him. Itâs been 4-5 years since that incident and he never again did it again and that I know of no weapons around. Now, yes we had our ruff patch but it truly bothers me that he gave her that power or that voice to go around saying what he has said to her. Iâm also upset that he was even in communication with her during our break up because god knows what weâre the intentions between them. Even though itâs been 19+ years since theyâve been together somehow I now feel sheâs a threat in our relationship. Plus, now I know why my daughter or assume why our daughter was not accepted by her siblings is because they think he is miserable with me. Theyâve also has seen the financial change in his life and feel a bit envious about it. This is going to sound petty from me but I havenât married him so that they (his adult children and ex) donât benefit from my hard work. Iâve been very upset on how they have treated my daughter. In 8 years they have made zero attempts in a relationship with her. So if I marry him now my hard earned money because legally half thereâs. Many would say prenup but letâs keep things simple and letâs not even get married. Am fine with that. I know, itâs petty in my part but itâs how I feel. So what I do not to feel guilty about not marrying him is that I lift him as an individual so that he donât stay behind and has his own success and mine is not focused on. Once he gets at a higher level we then equal and I donât feel my stuff is the only thing at risk of stuff shall hit the fan in the future. Now I feel like I sound like a dirt bag to you guys lol. Anyways, please reply and I will give as much detail to help me sort this out in my head before I proceed with my decision. Am at a cross road, leave him or stay? FYI: I may give birth today and yes I know I should focused just on the baby but I canât help to think of this. It just recently happened.
Wait! Also, he should take full responsibility for his comment to her and make this right between us. Which he hasnât and if he donât I will have no other choice but to break up with him.
1 Plexipus 2018-04-10
Congratulations, it's a copypasta!!!
1 cvetley 2018-04-10
holy shit the comments aren't retarded. have we entered the twilight zone?
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-10
It's no wonder why /u/CrankyandGrumpy is only qualified to teach a women's studies course
1 thats_a_bit_pathetic 2018-04-10
TIL that being pro life is misogynistic
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-04-10
This is what happens when you permit women to teach.
1 freet0 2018-04-10
Today we found someone too batshit for trollx. I am not surprised her job is teaching a women's studies course.
1 MG87 2018-04-10
Skanky? DO NOT SLUT SHAME ME