Drugged up manchild becomes enraged after getting double perfected, responds to the situation rationally.

39  2018-04-10 by Ebony_Eagle

31 comments

pfft in my day, we'd have washed those xanax down with a couple shots of GHB and topped it off with half a vial of K. fuckin millenials.

15mg of xanax would kill me.

I would raise your daughter

Not as well.

Tbh I'd probably end up selling her

Trump supporter. Supports slavery. checks out.

Probably, BUT. Xanax is actually surprisingly safe at higher doses. What kills most people is mixing with opioids or alcohol.

For those lazy folks who don't want to click the link

I'll start off with some back story and give you a quick run down on the events. I recently flew out from Connecticut to attend a small Street Fighter 2 (fighting video game) tournament with some acquaintances. We rented out a decent venue and things seemed to be looking good. I suffer from very severe anxiety and have been prescribed Xanax by my Psychiatrist. on the day of the tournament I felt extremely nervous and took 15mg of xanax to calm my nerves. In my first match I was heavily inebriated and barely able to hold the controller properly. My opponent was button mashing and spamming projectile attacks which really pissed me off. I was so angry he got a double perfect on me that I stormed (stumbled) out of the building. I can't even remember much but I know that I was rolling around and that I was seeing visions of druids being beaten by police. I thought that my opponent's car was one of the cop cars and I shoved a large rock into the exhaust pipe of my opponent's car And may have also smashed out his windshield. The owner tried to drive out of the parking lot and the car smoked out and broke down in the middle of a rather busy road, resulting in a nasty collision.

I woke up the next day in my hotel room with a lot of missed calls on my phone and when I picked one up from a friend he informed me that I had been banned from any future tournaments and that the owner of the car was planning on taking legal action. I quickly skipped town and flew back to Connecticut.

I'm really scared right now and don't know what to do. Can I get some advice.

I dunno it’s definitely possible to hallucinate on benzos. Lorazepam, which is basically Xanax, used to make me see statues and paintings move sometimes. I used to have to use my phone and take a picture or video to see if it was real.

Projectile spamming and button mashing tilted me

Sounds like the opponent knew what he was doing.

15 mg of Xanax at once is a pretty hefty dose, considering that the big bars are 2mg each. Dude just might have a drug problem.

Barhead gets fucked up, proceeds to act like an asshole. What a shock.

The proper nomenclature is 'bartard'

I can’t believe I fucked this up.

Is this DSP?

15mg of Xanax...lol why

Presumably either incredible stupidity or severe chemical dependence. Or (more likely) both.

He prolly meant 1.5mg, still 6 little pink pills but not 60.

pfft in my day, we'd have washed those xanax down with a couple shots of GHB and topped it off with half a vial of K. fuckin millenials.

Nice (almost) dubs

god damn reddit fuck youuuuuuuuuuuu

pfft in my day we'd have washed the xanax down with a couple shots of GHB then a few bumps of K, and that would have all been in the parking lot before church.

fuckin millenials

Nice (almost) dubs

see it fucked up while i was typing it then i added something and it worked but i guess the first fuckery was due to that barhead manchild writing the code for this sorry ass site

May Allah break the backs of all those who support these disease-ridden rodents.

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Jesus fucking christ, does anything normal happen when grown men gather together in public for video games?

so the day started off wit me selling abunch of bars and lsd and i got alot of money so you know what i did went and spent it all on bars and weed. i started off the night with 4 white bars and was feeling fine after that then my friend comes over with a 12 case of beer so i start drinking them biggest mistake of my life! after the 3rd beer everything goes black then my memory comes back to my stealing abunch of green bars and eating them then wrecking my car running over mail box going to my house apparently i stole 25 hits of acid and 70$ from my brother and lost all the acid and spent all the money on bars so when i find out i stole all that i freak out and decide lets go car hopping so thats what i did the first car i hit i got 130$ they have 40 reported car break ins that night and when im walking back to my car a cop rolls up on me and puts me in handcuffs and off to juvie for me i dont remember breakfest there but apparently i tried to get up and walk out and i almost got tackled then i was freaking out cause they wouldnt give me a phone call when i had already gotten one long story short 3 weeks in florida parish detention center and 7 felonys later im fucked and have already failed a drug test

Talk to me like I play videogames. What the hell is double perfection.

His opponent beat him (drained his energy bar) {the measurent of how many hits one can take} two straight rounds (matches) without the story teller scoring one hit.

Sounds like superior skill to me

The worst thing is that he felt the need to explain what Street Fighter 2 was. On Reddit.

As a drugged up man-child who has made it to nearly 40, I want to just say: don't go outside. Whatever the fuck you're on, it is very difficult to get arrested staying in your own fucking home. I have been a filthy degenerate for over 20 years, and have not one single drug conviction by following that one simple rule. Use drugs at house parties, use them at home, do not use them and then go wandering about town.

FFS, why does this even need to be said?