Srdines swim downstream like Jesse Owens in Berlin to denounce /u/spez as Hitler incarnate leaving one lonely mod to be the voice of reason

81  2018-04-11 by Strictlybutters

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Damn snappy!

Why did you have to reopen that wound? I'm still mourning our loss.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #MeToo

better name tbh

The admins did you a favor

better name tbh

NOT AN ARGUMENT

The admins did you a favor

I DID IT MYSELF

NOT AN ARGUMENT

Do people in this subreddit seriously think that spez is crypto-alt right?

/u/takeittorcirclejerk Yes. Yes, that's exactly what they think. Have you not been paying attention to SRD for the past 2 years?

What other reason could there be for not censoring everything that they disagree with?

This is not just everyone playing a joke on me?

I'm not entirely convinced TiTrC isn't the one playing a joke on SRD.

How the fuck does this dude hang around there every day and get surprised by shit like that. Was he not paying attention the past 4 years as it was slowly taken over by SRS people.

The view is limited when your head is up your ass.

He probably has schizophrenia

/u/takeittorcirclejerk

You and the mod team there let this happen. I've been pointing it out for years and all I got were warnings for "flame-baiting".

I am just glad /r/drama took off. It is much sillier than SRD was back when SRD was good, but I think it's actually better that way.

Excuse me but we are all serious here

I appreciate you all so much 😢

Shits gets off on being The Lone Voice of Reason in a sea of leftist retards, it's why he bans anyone a fraction of an inch to the right of himself for "trolling"

Have you not been paying attention to SRD for the past 2 years?

And they call /u/Spez tone deaf lol

I love how TiTs keeps going to places like SRD or menslib and then acts shocked at how unreasonable people are being.

Imagine being so insane that you make well-known rapist TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK look reasonable

SRD, man.

Gas them all tbh

Confirmed rapist? Need number asap.

Are you awares of the eternal commitment you've resigned yourself to with this fantastic account? God bless.

These people are fucking retarded. The same guy that TD whines about not banning FC, LSC, etc. is actually a undercover fascist. Or is it all a false flag.

Thanks to the endorsement from spez I'm going to be dropping N-Bombs like the strategic bombing of Germany. I can't wait.

People always seem to think there is something more nefarious going on than just greed and inertia, but personally that's what I think it is. They have no impetus for change at this point, so of course he's making excuses. I don't think it has to be more complicated or ideological--he's just focused on the company's bottom line.

That said, I think we've been seeing a sort of retread of the 80s Gordon Gecko era for a while now, where money trumps morals and human interests seem like totes no big deal. I wouldn't be surprised if Spez thinks there's something noble about his choices, not necessarily in terms of personal freedom but in terms of capitalism. You gotta make that money.

/u/theladyeve I love when you get all cynical about people and I'm reminded you're just a regular old human sometimes. It makes my heart flutter.

'spez: It was just good business' (2018, Colourized)

That's actual footage of the destruction of reddit in the great battle of the internet nazis versus the internet commies. Rare, quality stuff.

Rare photograph of Spez following his victory

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Is that still from Barry Lyndon?

p sure that's from the Mel Gibson movie the Patriot.

Thanks! It looked familiar and I kept trying to place it.

Look, I'm not cynical about people, I'm a pragmatist and a realist. I still believe most human beings are naturally inclined to be good--it's just that sometimes our perspectives get twisted about what that means. And I believe that almost everyone can change, if they decide they want to.

Ugh, way to ruin the moment Carl Rogers.

I'm a pragmatist and a realist. I still believe most human beings are naturally inclined to be good-

So you're not actually a realist then.

Most people don't wake up in the morning and decide they're going to be villains. Their brains convince themselves that they're doing the right thing, even when they're shitting on the world. If people are properly motivated, they do good--I don't think that's unrealistic, I think it's human nature.

I agree, we are not naturally dreadful. Studies of altruism in children tend to lend evidence to this. However, by the time our brain develops more, we're simply too complex of creatures with a very intricate social system to be anything but somewhat-to-mostly egotistical, self-serving people. It's a matter of degree. Full trash to partial trash. It's still trash.

Why doesn't /u/spez mod here? Everyone hates him. The true radical centrist.

Like, conservatism is a choice, as is being an ass, so marginalizing them for their actions is perfectly acceptable. https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/8bcjmn/spez_responds_to_a_query_on_open_racism_and/dx61ed7

Jesus Christ this fucking guy right here

literally "dear subhuman filth" level, and then they wonder why they call them SJWs and make little of their ideological crusades.

Pretty much all of SRD tbh. I got downvoted for saying that not all media is political. Apparently Always Sunny and Futurama are political because three episodes of each mention politics or some shit

gayest thing spez ever did was apologize seriously for editing the donald posts. fucking dude can do whatever he wants on this site and yet he grovels like a little bitch after a light joke

That title game tho, OP I salute you.

Spez needs to keep talking. His slow shift from incompetent foot-dragging to outright support of the altright to this is going to start drumming up a lot of negative attention.

Imagine believing /u/spez is alt right

Is spez stupid? Yes. Is he probably unqualified to run any company larger than a foodtruck? Also yes, but

I forgot where I was going with this

SRDine spez revenge fantasies have taken a turn from pathetic to frankly a little creepy.

CREEPY GROSS AND PROBLEMATIC! YIKES!

I mean, spending an increasing amount of time fantasizing about ways some guy could get fired definitely strikes me as somewhat creepy.

"Gross" is an adjective I reserve for stuff like drinking your period blood or slinging shit around.

PROBLEMATIC

What are your opinons on Executives using leave-in electric butt-plugs during meetings?

Is this the plot of one of your anime doujins, son?

Your fearless leader was said to utilize the above technique in Reddit team-meetings.

Who?

"We h we, why is this site run according to the beliefs of its creators and not the fragile feelings of a bunch of whiny self-important babies who will never even leave, boo hoo"

-u/tommy2014015

this also causes more moderate communities to get fed up, leave,

lol u/murrabbit it doesn't cause your 'more moderate' communities to do anything but cry harder