About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.

Snapshots:

1. This Post - archive.org, archive.is

I am a bot for archiving links. Contact for info or issues

I don't have a period meme, but I have a period story. I started my period yesterday and I was unprepared so I raided my diaper bag and used an actual diaper. Comfy, yet bulky.

Later that day I was having stomach issues, cause of course. My ten month old thought it was fun to headbutt me in the butt, repeatedly. I decided I was going to fart on him next time he did it. Well he did it and I farted, but it wasn't a fart.

To complete the circle of life, after I got done cleaning myself up, my kid had a major diaper blowout. So. Much. Shit

The same thing happened to me with my first post partum period catching me by surprise. If you rip the gussets out of the diaper it actually lays pretty flat. I kept up using diapers for the first few days because that period was a doozy.

Women are gross tbh.

She seems really nice!

mediocre artist, mediocre looks, basic bland personality, too tall, 0/10. liking tswift should be illegal

too tall

manlet detected.

she is too thin though

actually im 5'5", which is the average male height

Only idiot here is the short stack that just outed himself as a manlet. At 5'5" have you considered ending it yet? I highly recommend that you do because its all downhill for you after your early 20s.

if that's so then explain why i am 30 and yet my number of female partners has stayed exactly the same since then instead of going "downhill"? hmm? go ahead and make a fool of yourself once again, bozo

Hey man believe whatever you want, manlets gotta cope somehow eh?. When you do eventually see the light (no idea if it goes that far down, might be why your delusional) I'll bring you a step ladder to see over that hill you fell down ;)

you have cemented yourself as a foul and contemptible dingus as well as a fool

Being so short sure makes it easy to pick up the salt from the ground I see. My back is killing me

He should think about applying for the circus 😂😂

5'5"

Look at you short ass motherfucker 😂😂 Can you reach the top of the cabinets without assistance? 😂😂 Need help changing that lightbulb? 😂😂😂

actually i just said 5'5" is average height, and therefore this argument is merely appeal to emotion, appeal to ignorance and tu qoqeu fallacy. heh. maybe try using logic next time and you'll do a little better bud

The average height in hobbit country perhaps 😂😂😂

sorry that facts and logic hurt your snowflake feelings, but 5'5" is very tall and there's nothing you can do about it

facts

Ahahahaha yea, your alternative facts perhaps. This is so beautiful about the internet, anyone can believe anything because anyone can find 'evidence' for what they want to believe so they feel better 😂 Logic is nowhere to be found here and the only one with hurt feelings here is you 😂 I should watch out tho, otherwise maybe you'll headbut my dick and that would hurt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5'5" is very tall

Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is the best thing I've read all day
Dude 5'5" is 1.65m. You're shorter than my girlfriend and mom 😂😂😂

5’5 is considered too short for a man where I’m from, you would have trouble getting women to date you

Lol this is how manlets think

Are people attracted to TayTay because she is the first 2d woman?

Perfection 😍😍