I'm talking to you, Snappy supporters.

It's time you retards realize that /u/SnapshillBot is a relic of bygone era, and /u/BussyShillBot is the only way forward for our great community.

The only reason why any of you still have respect for Snappy is nostalgia. That's it. If it weren't for nostalgia overtaking you, you'd realize how inferior Snappy is to Bussy.

Anyway, since some you people are blind to the truth facing directly at you, I'll list out some reasons:

• Bussy represents /r/drama only, unlike Snappy who repeatedly goes out on trips to archive for the normies on the rest of reddit.

• Some of you people actually think that Snappy is sentient. Really? Snappy is about as sentient as a twox poster. He rarely gets an accurate quote, and when he does, its because the OP resubmitted his thread like 50 million times. Bussy, on the other hand, actually knows what to say each thread with perfect accuracy, showing true self awareness.

• Bussy's quotes are far superior. Bussy is able to speak directly to the soul with his quotes, while Snappy barely fires up a neuron due to his shallow ass attempts at making speech.

• Lastly, Bussy actually bothers to fucking show up for work. Bussy was created as a result of Snappy being a lazy fuck and slacking off for a few weeks. He may be back now, but let's be real here, its inherent in his very being to be a lazy shit and attempt to archive as little as possible.

It is time to let go of the vestiges of an ancient time. Disown Snappy, as a new great archiving bot has come to take his place.

Praise /u/BussyShillBot!