GOP Congressman RIPS Trump as ‘Evil, Really Fucking Stupid Forrest Gump’ in Insane Tirade [agendapost wednesday]

11  2018-04-11 by grungebot5000

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dammit i meant to call it "Agednesday" but i forgot to fix it

Forrest Gump is a terrible movie.

not nearly as much as it's a terrible book

Oh wow, I didn’t know it was a book.

Literacy was a mistake.

Upset that the main character was a little too smart for ya?

forrest gump was a great man.

"I say a lot of shit on TV defending him, even over this. But honestly, I wish the motherfucker would just go away. We’re going to lose the House, lose the Senate, and lose a bunch of states because of him. All his supporters will blame us for what we have or have not done, but he hasn’t led. He wakes up in the morning, shits all over Twitter, shits all over us, shits all over his staff, then hits golf balls. Fuck him. Of course, I can’t say that in public or I’d get run out of town.”

Lol.

Of course, I can’t say that in public or I’d get run out of town.

Half this country would blow you if you said this in public. The other half might blow you away tho.

“It’s like Forrest Gump won the presidency, but an evil, really fucking stupid Forrest Gump. He can’t help himself. He’s just a fucking idiot who thinks he’s winning when people are bitching about him. He really does see the world as ratings and attention. I hate Forrest Gump. I listen to your podcast and heard you hate it too. What an overrated piece of shit movie. Can you believe it beat the Shawshank Redemption?”

holy menta breakdown batman

i mean, he's not wrong though

It's not like he's wrong😂

Lmao that tirade is genius. Great post.

From the comments:

Snap, crackle pop. The sound of the Globalists running out of ideas.

"Daddy will surely save us from the (((globalists)))! R-R-Right guys?"

I don't understand this globalist thing. Like, what are they expecting? Us to destroy the internet, set fire to all the new cargo hauling transportation, and then just go isolationist relying on only what natural resources we have?

The entire concept is weird to me, what are they trying to accomplish in the long run?

R A G E

The comments at the end of the linked full article are the gold.

I just blew up on this RINO, in a previous post, but wait... Who is he? DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN? Any crooked journalist could say this and then comes the finger pointing and all the Repubs that fit the description saying it wasn't me. I smell either a journalist rat or a Republican swamp rat, I'm just not certain which.

Imagine typing this out and meaning every single word.

DIMS and RINOs have been impeding President Trump since day one. You want to win, you stupid Forest Gump mother F*cker? You don't want to lose the House? Where's the wall? Where's the balanced budget? Where are the CONGRESSIONAL poll numbers? I see President Trump hovering near 50% and you foot dragging, stone walling idiots are in single digits. Gee, I wonder why that 50% doesn't support you? I can, with 100% confidence, say that it isn't because they are Dimocrats... FOOL!

Same dude.

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I jerk off to this stuff.

#MOWO

Would be amazing if one of these guys just flat out said it in a public forum

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LIE?