/u/DistortedLines goes full John Hinckley Jr.

11  2018-04-11 by shitpost953

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When I first saw this article from courant.com, its title was:

Police: Man Robs Ansonia Bank To Impress Taylor Swift

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It's shit like this that makes my life worse as a Eurasian because even if you look amazing you're still a subhuman because Asian women happily marry guys who look like they've been in industrial accidents over an Asian guy. It makes Asian looking males look like the worst fucking losers on earth. The guy is absolutely offensive to look at. Like his face literally makes my stomach churl because he's so ugly. I'd even be mad if he had a white girlfriend People feel they have the liberty to say of course your dad is white. Because white guys see shit like this where some fucking quasimodo looking freak can get Asian girls and they use it as ammo as to how shittyy asian guys are...

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 A Derby man’s fixation on pop singer Taylor Swift led him to rob an Ansonia bank last week, drive to her Rhode Island home and throw money over a fence to impress her, police said Tuesday.

A True Alpha. Can't wait for this TRP field report.

“It seemed he wanted to propose to her,” Ansonia Police spokesman Lt. Patrick Lynch said of Bruce Rowley. “But she wasn’t home when he went there. He said he threw some of the money over a fence to impress her.”

Couldn’t get more beta if he was the second letter of the Greek alphabet.

This is slander and I will not accept it.

But tbh it was worth a shot for him.