The Planet Mercury Trolls r/astrology

59  2018-04-12 by RelevantEmployment

27 comments

Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking

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what is this shit? was /u/pizzashill right about women all along?

Why is everyone on that sub talking like a bot modeled to 'speak' only via stereotypical valley girl expressions? Is it another r/Subreddit Simulator-like experiment?

Thats honestly the creepiest image Ive heard all month. Like totally. I dunno.

Markov chain bots sometimes accidentally make sense though

Oh wow that’s weird. How would a scientific sub Reddit cultivate such an odd sub wide culture? I expected this to be like Zuck robot speak, not clueless. Strange

Astrology is far from scientific.

It's r/astrology not r/astronomy.

Ahhhhh lol ok. You hit the nail on the head. I’m an autist through and through apparently. Ogy now omy

Youre on r/drama. We know youre an autist

Duhhh maybe the majority of people that believe this shit are dumb hippie chicks from socal

From the quality of the comments it seems like the posters on /r/astrology are exactly the type of people that I would expect to post in /r/astrology.

My life sucks!

Its not ME at fault, its that fucking planet Mercury! shakes angry fist

You may have heard friends say, “Oh, no – Mercury is about to retrograde again!”

I would rather be in solitary confinement than have friends that retarded.

These must be the modern descendents of those ancient idiots who believed in the omens of "oracles" who were pretending to divine messages from cloud patterns and shit.

These must be the modern descendents of those ancient idiots who believed in the omens of "oracles" pretending to divine messages from cloud patterns and shit.

I mean, they literally do.

Good news

It's always weird seeing these niche groups that believe in retarded shit on reddit. I just imagine that anyone stupid enough to believe in astrology is also the sort of person that doesn't know there are websites other than Facebook and instagram

Or you could just let people talk about whatever they want to talk about, and maybe not be a dick about it? Crazy idea x

Based on the comments, I think they’ve dropped some acid.

When does Uranus go retrograde tho?

When you're on bottom.

i’d still smash

People who believe in this shit are more divorced from reality than Q's pet boomers.

From my analysis of the celestial bodies I've concluded they all have severe mental issues.

Bad timing I'm off Thrusday so I'm fucking WASTED. Is this some kind of post where OP is literally a planet-kin or somethig n?

I don't get it

Yes omg this one has been so bad. Normally it’s like minor things that I blame on Mercury retrograde (like pens not working, lol) but this one has actually been quite debilitating in terms of self expression and transport for me. I reckon it’s because it’s in Aries.

Pen's not working, fucking Mercury!!

Car ran out of gas, because planet.

These people breed.

daily reminder that anti-theists were a necessary evil