It really is Stupid Watergate

55  2018-04-13 by scatmunchies

42 comments

Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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Why can't you morons post links that don't have paywalls?

Why can’t you not be a faget and just delete your browser cookies like a functional person.

Oh, so I'm going to do work for you?

Will you?

Yeah, I did you fascist.

So much for the tolerant left

You just have to use private browsing mode for WaPo.

Snappy isn’t just for snappy comments

Why can't you just disable javascript

lmao look at this hot shot here who actually clicks the links

Why can't you use uBlock Origin like a normal 🦆ucking person?

Now there’s tapes, and no secretary to accidentally delete them in a totally legit office yoga pose.

When you unironically hire a lawyer who went to Trump U.

I mean...I wouldn't consider a lawyer from Cooley to be much better.

Your mention of Cooley Law sent me down a massive rabbit hole. How the fuck is the average LSAT score of their latest class a 141?! Those "standards" are lower than low.

Their purpose is basically to milk money from the rich, stupid kids who can't get into a better law school.

The articles I read seemed to think that Cooley is trying to milk that sweet student loan money from poor/middle class kids who are desperate for a law degree. The average loan taken out by Cooley students is over 100k (!!) according to some of the articles I read. Rich kids would probably pick a slightly better fourth-tier law school. Plus with those shit job placement rates ... rich folk usually have good enough connections to get some sort of employment even if it is leeching off other people.

I have no idea what Cohen was doing there then. He was definitely rich. He drove a Porsche while attending, for gods sake.

He's pretty old, so maybe their business model was different back then. School was less expensive, so there wasn't a bunch of money to be made off student loans and dumb rich kids was where it was at.

Further proof that rich brainlets need to be purged even before the poor brainlets. First purge the rich brainlets, get the few smart people born to poors away from their troglodyte parents and get the rich to adopt them, then gas the poor brainlets.

more like this is what happens when you value loyalty over competency and every credible law firm in the country won't represent you because you don't pay them.

are you seriously that retarded lol. you think if Trump legitimately didn't pay law firms that he hired they wouldn't sue him into oblivion?

I know it's a meme on reddit that you love, and he may have jewed people out of money a few times but you can't just "not pay" subcontractors and lawyers

Mother Jones

fucking lol. also did you even bother to read your own article you tard

the Atlantic City law firm of Levine Staller saved one of Trump’s companies tens of millions of dollars in taxes—and then sued the company, Trump Entertainment, after the business tried to pay Levine Staller $1.25 million less than the firm was owed.

they sued him, and won 35 million in settlements. amazing how that works. the article goes on to list 2 more instances, 1 where they don't even disclose the outcome of the lawsuit and another one from fucking 1994 over 5 thousand dollars.

pizza you need to give it a rest

Dude he's been sued multiple times by his own lawyers.

The guy is a complete deadbeat.

I just did a 2 minute search and couldn't find anything more other than the instances you listed. if faggy outlets like MJ have to dig back to 94' for a $5000 lawsuit, and they then make no to reference to an actual suit or outcome, i'd say it sounds like a bunch of shitslinging no?

But those lawyers reportedly said they were concerned Trump would make public statements against their legal advice that hurt his position in the investigation. “The concerns were, ‘The guy won’t pay and he won’t listen,’ ” one lawyer close to the White House told Yahoo.

Lol.

No, you dont understand. Lawyers dont want to represent trump because he is too awesome. Also, lawyers have been donating money to the democrats for decades, many of them were involved in slavery. Nobody likes lawyers.

he hired a shit lawyer, anyone who's been paying attention has figured this out

Nice sperg, retard. Whiteknight all you want but daddy still won't fuck you.

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Graduating from Trump U is a prestigious honor you piece of shit.

Difference being in Watergate there was a crime to investigate.

Your rite. This time there are many crimes to investigate.

Your rite. This time the crimes are obvious so no investigation is really necessary.

Why are you so retarded?

Name the crime then genius.

have you seen his toupe?

But why?

His crimes are so numerous and obvious that nobody can name them? How odd.

But why?

DADDY DEFENSE FORCE ASSEMBLE!

These agendaposts would be way more entertaining if anything ever came from the 10000 times I hear about it happening.

Awwww. Sad that daddy doesn't notice you sucking him off so much. It's a tragedy alright 😢

history repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce

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