Who has the best and worst gimmicks in /r/drama?

83  2018-04-13 by BIknkbtKitNwniS

Best gimmicks:

the_reason_trump_won

-Wonderfully executed and there's a certain beauty to the simplicity of it

zozbot

-zoz

-zle

pizzashill

The heel-face turn from crazed left wing lunatic to fascist has been very entertaining.

Worst gimmicks:

Cdace

Dinosaurs aren't even lizards, you retard

DistortedLines

Taylor Swift is like a 7. Stop it.

OniTan

While you have to admire his dedication to his craft, I personally find killing several women in the Montreal area to be a little bit distasteful. It's kind of a dick move.

Feeepo

The unironic racist who wants to lynch negroes gimmick is a bit stale. That was popular 150 years ago but times have changed. This business is about reinvention.

152 comments

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-04-13

I think you made some good choices. I like Ed's emojis too, especially his 😴😴😴 posts when someone posts boring drama. His use of sayings from the Koran is also amusing.

She doesn't post here anymore but Alice's repeated posts of calling people dumb fucking goys was great too.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

Pls don't 🐝 mean to Tay posting babe πŸ˜’πŸ’œ

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-04-13

Sorry sugar tits, I just can't like her. We need some Shakira posting maybe. πŸ‘©πŸ½

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

Lordeeeeeeee plssssss πŸ’žπŸ™ˆ

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-04-13

Pale girls with dark brown hair are the absolute GOAT!!!

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

You're not upsnozzling me? u mad at me boo? πŸ˜”πŸ˜­πŸ’”

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-04-13

The mistake has been rectified. I use Reddit desktop's version on my phone so the upvote icons are small, sorry.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

Goddamn it's a pain in the ass to use the desktop version on the phone. The constant zoom ins and outs 😣

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-04-13

Yeah I know, I'm just used to it. I'm kinda old fashioned and don't like apps either.

Also some cheeky cunt is downsnozzling you now. 🀬

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

Also some cheeky cunt is downsnozzling you now. 🀬

Hold me daddy!! 😭😭😣

Also are you on iOS like me? Otherwise Android has some pretty neat Reddit apps.

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-04-13

Come sit on Uncle Equimanthorn's lap and tell me where you want it for Christmas.

I have an android phone, that is another issue. Everyone recommends me a bunch of different apps! The logical answer is to just try out a bunch and see for myself but I'm lazy.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

Come sit on Uncle Equimanthorn's lap and tell me *where you want it for Christmas.*

in the ass

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-04-13

My sister sent that gif on WhatsApp to me the other day. You using it now and the context makes an already funny gif even funnier.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

I exist to please you senpai ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-04-13

Emojis and buggery, my two favourite things in life. 😍

1  saddertadder 2018-04-13

> not katie perry

YIKES!

1  LadyVetinari 2018-04-13

Yea /u/cdace is a treasure OP is objectively wrong πŸ¦•πŸ¦–

1  TheEquimanthorn 2018-04-13

r/drama is full of uncultured people who never watched Jurassic Park as children. 🐊

1  Cdace 2018-04-13

https://media3.giphy.com/media/xT1XGPy39lDKJ5Gc5W/giphy.gif

1  Cdace 2018-04-13

Thank you for your support!

1  Cdace 2018-04-13

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3og0IK1BamShD77uVy/giphy.gif

1  MagicHoudini 2018-04-13

You forgot Ed’s emoji game, grandpa’s TICK TOCK, and Snappy quote game

1  fsdgfhk 2018-04-13

OK what's the "grampa's tick tock" shit? I keep seeing that but I have no clue what the fuck people are talking about.

1  MagicHoudini 2018-04-13

There is a guy with multiple alts/people, reporting this sub to the admins day in day out. apparently he is the reason ed and JWG got banned. He is by his own admission an old guy.

1  GeauxHouston22 2018-04-13

the best is the normies who seriouspost in here all the time

1  TehAlpacalypse 2018-04-13

You must mean everyone here πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

1  GeauxHouston22 2018-04-13

well, everyone but me.

signed,

everyone.

1  thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-13

head asplode

1  saddertadder 2018-04-13

> signed

Sent from my Blackberry TM via Tapa-Talk

1  automatic_chuck 2018-04-13

LOL GAY

1  Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-04-13

Being apathetic to the world woes. Absolutely depraved,obscene, and wicked behavior.

kys

1  Kevin_LanDUI 2018-04-13

Thanks, it means a lot to be noticed.

1  LightUmbra 2018-04-13

I think zozbot is dead.

1  AlohaWarrior34 2018-04-13

u/OniTan claims another victim.

1  Assy-McGee 2018-04-13

not even the sex-bots are safe from /u/onitan β€˜s wrath

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

/u/OniTan pls explain yourself 😑😑😑

1  TaylorSwiftOfRdrama 2018-04-13

He must have blackmail on the admins, I don't know why else he would be be able to get away with posting dox of the mods here.

1  VidiotGamer 2018-04-13

And yes Sam Hyde still lives. What is wrong with the universe?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

This πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘†

1  LightUmbra 2018-04-13

How does he keep getting away even it?

1  HailSanta2512 2018-04-13

This human man must be prevented from continued success despite the horrific acts he commits

1  saddertadder 2018-04-13

modern day james bond...

question is...

is he a hero? or a villain?

1  LightUmbra 2018-04-13

Smh

1  KateUptonsCumback 2018-04-13

RIP SWEET PRINCE

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6x59aw/make_zozbot_a_mod/?st=JFY6AYSA&sh=c80e38f9

1  voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-13

F 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

1  voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-13

Hey, what about me?!?

Show some god damn respek, you mayo scum!

Here's a picture of a pirate kitty.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1743/8633/products/product-image-203252002_large.jpg?v=1488839407

1  HankTina 2018-04-13

who the fuck are you?

1  voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-13

Well, not a newfag alt for one.

1  HankTina 2018-04-13

"lol your account is new that means I'm cool!!!!"

keep carbon copying ed's shtick to desperately try to get into the cool /r/drama kids club, kiddo, but remember, you're a failure in life and most people you know IRL dislike you.

1  voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-13

Lol, I'll never be like you. But I'm sorry about your failures IRL grandpa Tick Tock.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

Nice account Ivanka. It'd 🐝 a shame if someone were to report it to the admins and get you cucked n chucked again lol

1  POST_BUSSY 2018-04-13

^ this is why Ed is awesome BTW.

1  uniqueguy263 2018-04-13

who the fuck r u

1  Redactor0 2018-04-13

keep carbon copying ed's shtick to desperately try to get into the cool /r/drama kids club

Excuse me, but I think you've got him mixed up with me.

1  ay_what_up2 2018-04-13

I literally have no idea who you are and I’ve been here forever

1  voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-13

I guess I never found a cute animal pic 4 U? Do you want one?

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-13

Best:

All of you guys 😘

Worst:

/u/SAC-Lawn_Gnome:

Out of context quote

punchline

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

You're the best too boo πŸ’žπŸ’œ

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-13

🀧 πŸ’–

1  voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-13

😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

1  d-amazo 2018-04-13

i-it's not even like i wanted your approval, b-baka...

1  HankTina 2018-04-13

what the fuck is this weeb shit

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-13

Luv U 2 bb

1  automatic_chuck 2018-04-13

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.😭😭😭 WHAT ABOU MEEEEE????

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

got shadow banned

Reddit's spam filter doesn't like it i guess

CUCK COCK πŸ”πŸ“

1  automatic_chuck 2018-04-13

LOL GAY

1  automatic_chuck 2018-04-13

LOL GAY

1  automatic_chuck 2018-04-13

LOL GAY

1  automatic_chuck 2018-04-13

LOL GAY

1  automatic_chuck 2018-04-13

LOL GAY

1  automatic_chuck 2018-04-13

LOL GAY

1  automatic_chuck 2018-04-13

LOL GAY

1  SJCards 2018-04-13

It's magnificent.

1  saddertadder 2018-04-13

You know how modern art was Jackson Pollock smattering paint against a canvas?

Well modern day art looks like this. Frame it nicely, add a nice insta filter, and bam. You're looking at a quality 2018 masterpiece with current valuation at $250,000

1  voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-13

I luv U fam 😍

1  automatic_chuck 2018-04-13

😘REEEE😘

1  Sheepdank 2018-04-13

Bahhh

1  XhotwheelsloverX 2018-04-13

😍😍😍

1  Sheepdank 2018-04-13

Bahhh

1  XhotwheelsloverX 2018-04-13

πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

1  Sheepdank 2018-04-13

Bahhh

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

/u/dogDroolsCatsRules gimmick is constantly calling me a pedo. It's not very creative nor is it true but at least he does it somewhat consistently.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

the chat we had earlier ensures at least for me that you're a pedo. Lol

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

This one? So for saying that I prefer cute, petite Asian women over mayos? Seems reasonable ...

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

LOL PEDO

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

lol, cute > hot any day

1  HailSanta2512 2018-04-13

U MOM THESPIAN

1  Honk4Tits 2018-04-13

I mean if the shoe fits....

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

It doesn't though, I prefer my women with the mental and legal ability to consent.

1  Honk4Tits 2018-04-13

In Germany

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

It's true that the age of consent is maybe a bit low at 14, however personally I'd generally prefer her being 16 or older, or around 20 for a relationship.

1  Chayim47 2018-04-13

HAHAHAHA

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

Also I like your flair, I aspire to one day join you in those ranks.

1  Honk4Tits 2018-04-13

Except im not a fetishist, its pretty sad and sick you only go after one race, maybe you should try and meet a German woman?

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

yeah, I don't do that, I'm mostly joking anyway. While Asian women tend to fit my type more often I wouldn't limit myself to them, I also consider cute mayo girls of course.

meet a German woman

but that's limiting myself to a subgroup of women as well, seems equally racist tbh.

1  Rodomite 2018-04-13

It is not possible to be racist to a German

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

yes it is. We German are people too who wish to not be fetishized for our nationality or our ethnicity.

1  Rodomite 2018-04-13

National Scat Porn has no place in this discussion

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

That's okay, I'm more into loli than scat anyway.

1  PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-13

Did you ever consider not being a pedo?

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-13

I only call you a pedo when you sound like one.

It's not my fault you always read like one.

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

saying that East-Asian women are on average shorter and thinner makes me sound like a pedo? That's just a statistical fact, them being cuter on average is I suppose more of a subjective thing.

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-13

The fact that you want cute, small washboard is what make you sound like a pedo, pedo.

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

that's just a personal preference (also small breasts > complete flat chest), which is completely fine if she's of age.

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-13

which is completely fine if she's of age.

Well, if you didn't want to fuck kids, I wouldn't talk about your preferences, pedo.

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

That's what I'm saying, I don't so you don't have to call me one in the first place.

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-13

personally I'd generally prefer her being 16

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8bzf19/who_has_the_best_and_worst_gimmicks_in_rdrama/dxb2zvr/

Really make you think. πŸ€”

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

16 isn't a kid but I also said 16 or older, preferably around 20, so ...

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-13

16 isn't a kid

Sure it isn't, pedo.

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

Teenager would be the appropiate term

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-13

Teenager under 18 are not kids now, pedo?

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

nope, they're allowed to drink even. 18 isn't some sort of magical age when you suddenly stop being a kid, that's naive.

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-13

18 isn't some sort of magical age when you suddenly stop being a kid

Pretty much all countries say otherwise, tho, pedo.

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

nope, e.g. internationally an age of consent of 16 is more common than 18.

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-13

16?

14 is way more common.

Anyway, not the point, pedo.

1  YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-13

now look at this chart

16 more common than 18 which is more common than 14

1  dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-13

You are allowed to not be able to read a map, pedo.

But china+brazil+congo having 16 yo mean that's the most common, as India has 18.

1  shallowm 2018-04-13

Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here.

Hebephilia and ephebophilia are NOT the same thing as pedophilia. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia and ephebophilia are considered normal and healthy. Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition.

1  TransexualWiener 2018-04-13

non pedo men prefer obese girls.

1  Anarcho_Autism 2018-04-13

You forgot to mention that Ed guy's incessant stream of vapor-posting. 90% of everything he "contributes" doesn't even qualify as content. It's like the mindless cooing and gurgling of a 3 month old autist.

1  BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-04-13

I'm confused.

Is this a vote for best gimmick or worst gimmick?

1  Anarcho_Autism 2018-04-13

Is there a category below "worst?"

If so, that one.

1  WeWuzKANG5 2018-04-13

I think he clearly means self-immolation.

1  NormanImmanuel 2018-04-13

I'm not sure being a retard is a gimmick. Otherwise we'd all be on the list.

1  Stillwellstillhere 2018-04-13

100% of everyone including him agrees with you

1  Neronoah 2018-04-13

The gimmick is his wholesome obnoxiousness. If he annoys you, he wins.

1  Mort_DeRire 2018-04-13

This makes him easily the best poster on this sub.

1  better_bot 2018-04-13

Imagine wanting to contribute to this sub.

1  NardDogAndy 2018-04-13

What about /u/wil being a whiney crybaby lego man?

1  KateUptonsCumback 2018-04-13

Still the best drama of the past year.

1  Pinksters 2018-04-13

Cries about misogyny and objectifying women, does nothing but post suicidegirls on reddit.

Classy.

1  LightUmbra 2018-04-13

I forgot that he posts porn chicks. What a loser.

1  NatieB 2018-04-13

Shut up, Wesley.

1  DistortedLines 2018-04-13

Taylor Swift is like a 7. Stop it.

LIES. I won't stop until i get the tay flair i was promised

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-13

Thissss πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘†

1  DistortedLines 2018-04-13

Its me and you against the world Ed. We won't stop until we get what we want <3

1  Butch_Patterson 2018-04-13

Last week I was in your corner, but ever since Wrestlemania 34 I have a new waifu and her name is Rowdy Rhonda Rousey.

1  PoorLilMarco 2018-04-13

DAE hate furries lmao

1  5FingerDrainPunch 2018-04-13

wait a damn minute....

Something fishy is going on here

1  SJCards 2018-04-13

Rood.

1  Osericc 2018-04-13

What about the birb poster?

1  LordDampNut2 2018-04-13

I legit like /u/UncleSamuel posting reports.

Notice me sempai!

1  UncleSamuel 2018-04-13

https://i.imgur.com/D076Ozi.png

-UncleSamuel

1  double-happiness 2018-04-13

Yeah, /u/UncleSamuel's habit of signing each of his posts is a clear winner. It's like something a kindly old paedophile would do.

1  headasplodes 2018-04-13

Pizzashill doesn't have a gimmick. He's always spent all his time going maximum sperg over either women or trump

1  Mircy 2018-04-13

I thought oni-tan killed quebecis

they should be exterminated, and he should be applauded

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-13

True

1  TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-04-13

Worst gimmicks: /u/TheButtholeOfBravery

1  gilmore606 2018-04-13

me too thanks

1  DarthNightnaricus 2018-04-13

Worst gimmick: Eva_Unit_Hung

1  Stillwellstillhere 2018-04-13

That toast guy is the worst gimmick

1  grungebot5000 2018-04-13

me

1  double-happiness 2018-04-13

worst gimmick in /r/drama?

OP's dress sense / hairstyle / entire family

1  ArlenBilldozer 2018-04-13

BUSSYBOT WAS ROY OF THIS SHITHOLE, YOU INGRATEFUL FUCKS 😒😒😒😭😭😭😑😑😑

1  no_maps_no_plans 2018-04-13

zozzle

1  backltrack 2018-04-13

Worst: Ed

1  aldezar 2018-04-13

I miss the craft vinyl saga and its affiliated accounts/posts on drama. I think about craft vinyl a lot.

1  myshl0ng 2018-04-13

That one faggots that actually reads people's post history

1  ashent2 2018-04-13

I only read this sub for zozbot

1  lol__gay 2018-04-13

lol. gay.

1  loli_esports 2018-04-13

Dinos arent lizards because they dont exist

0  officialyunghatler 2018-04-13

me