Daddy Launches Strikes On Syria

23  2018-04-14 by Shark_life

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Weapons of mass distraction.

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Fuck, I wanted to be drafted to go fight in North Korea, not Syria.😫

i wonder (((who))) was behind this

Time to get a sex change

Didn't they change it so women are drafted too?

Idonno about women, but trans got the boot from servingm

I know I’m retarded and I could be completely wrong but didn’t Daddy say less than 2 weeks ago he was going to withdraw from Syria?

this is daddy, hes mentally ill

It's the (((Deep State))) messing with Daddy's mind!

Is that what he's calling his Alzheimer's plaques now?

/>DADDY PROTECC

>DADDY ATTACC

Gussy privilege strikes again

Holy shit -- the cognitive dissonance and denial in that sub is so thick you could close a window and suffocate them with their own absolute retardation.

I stand with President Trump.

Of course you do, u/pray4America. The Sunk Cost fallacy is an ice cold bitch, isn't it?

https://youarenotsosmart.com/2011/03/25/the-sunk-cost-fallacy/

Holy shit -- the cognitive dissonance and denial in that sub is so thick you could close a window and suffocate them with their own absolute retardation.

I stand with President Trump.

Of course you do, u/pray4America. The Sunk Cost fallacy is an ice cold bitch, isn't it?

https://youarenotsosmart.com/2011/03/25/the-sunk-cost-fallacy/

The REEEEEEEing from T_D will be glorious

"wtf we love neocons now"

T_D, probably.

These are the same people who rebranded Bolton as anti-neocon

They are already mental gymnastics saying it is a master plan to prevent WW3. That he has to scare Kim Jong so that they know he is serious. Also proves that Russian collusion did not happen.

The ones left after the latest banwave, for sure

Prepare to be drafted again, Amerimutts.

Drafts are for suckers, we just undereducate our poors and they join right up. Saves a lot time on draft dodging for the quality people.

Those right wing fanatics love their gun only to shoot at tin cans, call them to war and they will all develop bone spurs.

It's a shame I'm too old for flagrant draft dodging.

”We are prepared to sustain this response until the Syrian regime stops its use of prohibited chemical agents," Trump said.

Does Vegas have any open bets on WWIII yet?

No, but if you'd like to make money off this you can always speculate on oil, gold, or defense stocks like $RTN, etc.

I'm personally balls deep in oil futures since January this year.

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"I ordered the United States armed forces to launch precision strikes on targets associated with the chemical weapon capabilities of Syrian dictator of Bashar al-Assad," Trump said from the White House Diplomatic Room.

Trump said the strikes were in coordination with France and the United Kingdom, adding that the purpose of the campaign is to "Establish a strong deterrent against the production, spread and use of chemical weapons."

Trump indicated the strikes would continue until the Syrian regime's use of chemical weapons ends.


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Good goy

FUCK YES! Thank God that the internet doesn't run the military Jesus fucking CHRIST.

I welcome world war 3

This is going to confuse the fuck out of the alt right.

Well most of the people we are bombing are Muslims, that'll cheer them up a bit.

nuclear war soon please

Tears on both side of the political spectrum, the best kind of drama.

Thank god Killary didn't drop some miss-wait Daddy nooooo. 😭😭😭

I could've sworn Hillary was going to start WW3.

No need to panic, boys. This is the same thing that happened last year. "Strike" Syria, and miss everything to such a degree that you don't even hit the airstrip.

He warned the Russians, like, a week ago, and then the Russians warned Assad.

Another publicity stunt out of desperation.

I'm just glad we went with the anti-war candidate who doesn't want to get involved in more unnecessary quagmires