I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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/u/DearthToUSA is off celebrating this somewhere.

Americans lack a proper culture which is why they try to make up for it by acting as extra retarded fake patriots. They lack great composers, great writers, and even in the film industry (and back then Hollywood wasn't even that bad) they were easily bested by the Swedes, French, and Soviets.

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1: When you're a German Pedophile and try to talk shit about America

I didn't know you were German.

Ich bin ein Bayreuther, Wagnerstadt beste Stadt.

I'm not a pedo though ... just like cute, petite adult women, small breasts are a plus.

So you're sexually attracted to cute petite women with under developed breasts?

...that just happen to go to elementary school

not that there's anything wrong with that

the relevant word being "adult" of course. I guess that would be my ideal type, but in reality it's not as clear cut obviously; I don't think a woman has to fit all the criteria to be attractive.

under developed breasts?

How are they under developed if the woman is fully grown? Some women just have small breasts, doesn't mean they're under developed.

Americans lack a proper culture

What do you expect when nearly half the US population is non-whites?

Niggers and spics have zero culture and are a net-negative wherever they go.

Nice Username

shut the fuck up u/feeepo

Says the white trash who has no culture but guns, racecars, and trailer parks.

tbh, you're making it sound like a lot of fun.

You call that fun?

Guns and Racecars, hell yeah.

And for real, you ever watch trailer park boys? Looks like a lot of fun

Drake frown: guns and racecars

Drake smile: anime and dildoes

This but ironically

Sondheim >Handel

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Umlaut. Our greatest composer concerning musical theatre isn't Händel anyway, it's Wagner.

Herb Alpert > Wagner

I'm honestly offended by your taste in music. You plan or are already rising a child on these things? Smart children grow up listening to Gould playing Bach, Sawallisch conducting Wagner, and Kleiber conducting Beethoven. I advise you to reconsider.

Nerd

I don't play vidya so I'm not a nerd.

They lack great composers

Taylor Swift

great writers

Stephanie Meyer

and even in the film industry (and back then Hollywood wasn't even that bad) they were easily bested by the Swedes, French, and Soviets.

the sharknado movies are better than any Soviet film ever produced

The Sharknado films are actually better then 95% of Soviet films. I'm being completely serious here

I was going to say Hans Zimmer but he is actually german.

Could've said Barber or Ives but you choose the guy who's famous for capekinos and VROOOOM sounds, sad.

You asked for great compositers.

Income equality is a joke, it boils down to jealously. You can give everyone a million dollars and in 10 years everyone will end up with the same amount of monry as they do now.

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Also

r/downvotesreally

I dont give a shit that people mad about rich people having all the money, they are non productive Bernie supporters. Downvote me idc.

honk

Please reply with the tits quickly. I got somewhere to be and limited fapping time.

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Nope it boils down privilege.

lmfao, u poor

No, but I'm not ignorant in how income equality happens unlike you.

thats a bitch ass excuse. i say this as a person who grew up dirt fucking poor in the ghettos and trailer parks of the deep south. anyone failing in america only has their self to blame

Yeah sure remain ignorant on how the middle class is shrinking and all the factors to contribute to it. Keep thinking the American dream is achievable for everyone equally.

The cultureless fatties from the anglo-dutch failed experiment get butthurt again. Go suck Putin's cock or kiss chinese ass: it's the only future you have. Allah akbar.

I'd make the same statements about Bulgaria needing to kiss someone's ass, but no one would even care if they did or didn't.

You know...it's no accomplishment that you're the biggest idiot out of the group so that you make others "care" about you. Sure you wouldn't entertain us with your stupidy when China destroys you...but hey it's better than nothing.

biggest idiot out of the group

What Group?

You're proud the West is "relevant" in the sense people "care" about Canada/England/America but...people also care about Mister Bean/Jim Carrey if you see my point.

people also care about Mister Bean/Jim Carrey

Because they have honed their craft and entertained people better than....wait...name a Bulgarian comedian.

No, because people laugh at retards, Bean is funny because he is an autist who can't talk.

what's better:

1. being from a country who supports an old spammer pensioner, sex maniac (america) and be proud the world knows you're a retard or:

2. being from a misteriois place no one has ever heard about?

I take #2 any time.

Damn, you're Bulgarian and not even you can name one comedian of note.

I can name 10 easily right now but why?

Unlike you Anglos our history isn't about stealing resources from peacefull/easy to take over countries and then spreading our propaganda "culture" to them. We don't, we keep our culture for ourselves. I bet you haven't heard of Yukio Mishina from Japan either, but Japan is 100 times better culturally than the bullshit West with their desperate attempts to show their "comedians" to africa and india.

Unlike you Anglos our history isn't about stealing resources from peacefull/easy to take over countries

Coincidentally, you wouldn't even be able to.

Japan is 15+ times the population of my country and way older...but since it's geography and history talking here i have no intention of talking about it with people from america. If you have a joke about your comedian in charge (the president)...then sure...

If you have a joke about your comedian in charge (the president)...then sure...

Low blow. The entire world knows about our politicians, but we know nothing about yours.

yes to summarize again: the entire world is laughing at your politicians, even your favorite eastern europe and russia.

Well, yeah. It is objectively funny that the retard has power. You guys could elect a guy like him and we wouldn't even bat an eye.

north korea isn't that bigger and yet western europe, america and russia shit in their pants the moment Kim jong un does something. You just proved what i already know: america and russia are just cold war remnants.

The only thing Bulgaria has going for it is that it is not Romania.

Bulgaria

Literally who?

I think they must go to a different school?

Try saying "Bulgaria" without feeling like you're vomiting mid-meal.

If you were really a patriotic American you'd want to hang the people who have polluted the land. American patriotism isn't about love of the land as much as desperate clinging to an identity tho.

This but unironically

Save it for the next time SRD calls us a fashy sub.

i dont support universal health care because you trash poors are bringing down the averages. its easier to let you scum die off than attempt to rehabilitate any of you meth addicted squatters. inshallah

Agree with the sentiment, but this is smugposting of srd levels.

It's not smug if you're right.

No wait, this is the one. ☝️

/u/Freakychee three generations of nonstop self-flagellation isn't quite what I'd call "moving past it". (((Someone))) really did a great job convincing the Germans the best way to atone for the actions of dead people is to deliberately ruin their own country and erase any sense of pride in their own culture. How many years away is the Islamic State formerly known as Germany now, 10?

Ok, please elaborate what you mean.

Deliberately ruin your own country and erase any sense of pride in your own culture and history

That what the Thirteen Colonies did, tho. Are you projecting?

Protect yourself today from all the little glow in the dark nigger faggots that want to steal your precious white semen. Baseball bats work too.

In 1972 Bill Gates and I killed a hooker, well she was 8 years old, but I'm sure she was a whore so it still counts. Sometimes I role up moist towelettes and insert them into my anus and bark at my neighbors. It teaches them who is in charge. I am. I am the alpha. They are the nigger faggot.

Weekend Reddit started early this morning.

In addition the rest of the world really respect how they handle their history about WW2. They don’t hide from it and they embrace it as a complete wrong and willing to move forward past that mistake to ensure it never happens again.

Reminder for /u/Freakychee that this stems from American post-wart policies for rehabilitating Germany. You're welcome.

Now how about you guys take your own advice a little bit more.

child, what are you referring to?

There are flawed people in your country. And they could stand to maybe learn a little rehabilitation too.

Also... don’t you think it’s a little cringy to call people “child” like some super villain?

no Frenchy

You better watch your mouth or Orange Daddy is going to enforce his red line on your asshole

Gotta ask, this a parody account?

I'm the eldest drama poster, an actual cuckold, and I voted trump. Not sure y'all youngins have seen enough to really enjoy the majesty that is a thick black cock just destroying a fat white woman. Try it once

Well whatever is your fetish and makes you happy. As long as everyone is giving consent of course.

Yes please expand on this. Tell us how you have made your country a Utopia.

No place is a utopia. The idea is that many people in every country is flawed and could stand to use some rehabilitation too.

Never just say, “I’m the good guy and can never do wrong.”

Like the OP post there everyone needs to learn from their mistakes.

Because you know, many people do not learn.

Oh you'r also welcome for freedom btw!

Why? When did you provide it?

During WWII Bitch!

Sorry. For us that wasn’t you guys.

Unless you're an alien from outer space I expect a thank you!

Can I thank America for Overwatch, Marvel movies and McDonalds instead?

It's amazing that we literally psyops you guys and you're too beta to be properly mad about it. Instead you're upset that we have actual freedom of speech.

Americans

being able to handle banter

Choose one

Joke about America: Mass upvotes

Joke about anything about Europe: Mass downvotes

Most popular European comment: Americans can't handle banter.

🤔

That might have something to do with all the retarded bullshit Americans tend to spout.

Joke about America: Banter

Joke about Europe: Retarded bullshit

Americans can't handle banter 🤔

I'm talking about MUH MOONLANDINGS shit, not necessarily insults geared towards Europe.

I could say the same for Europeans.

The banter

Your head

Good.

If patriotism was alcohol, Germans would be dry alcoholics. They can’t handle just a little bit. They must drink til they blackout into and nothing good ever happens during a blackout. It took them two world wars and a Holocaust to admit they have a problem with patriotism.