I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.

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I mean I voted her since she's not as retarded as the bumbling moron we got but nah I'll pass on this. Bill has always been the best orator of that family tbh.

Voting Hillary is quite possibly the least dramatic option you could have taken during the election. If you had any self-respect as a dramacoin speculator you would have at least riled up you and your friends to vote Jeb.

Stein voters create the most rage in the lefty subs, closely followed by Berners.

Voting Hillary is quite possibly the least dramatic option you could have taken during the election.

I voted Bernie for primaries.

If you had any self-respect as a dramacoin speculator you would have at least riled up you and your friends to vote Jeb.

Some of my R friends who didn't vote probably would have voted Jeb tbh if he had been the republican in the general election.

first election i didn’t vote. lifelong r just couldn’t do it.

Imagine being a JEB! voter

I voted, as always, for Ayn Rand.

the least dramatic option was easily Johnson ya nig

McAfee will always be the option for true /r/Drama adherents, even if he didn't get his party's nomination.

Any candidate who supports suppositories get my vote.

I'm sorry but true /r/drama fashion is not voting at all and then being dramatic about how whoever won is going to ruin the country.

I mean I voted her

https://media.giphy.com/media/Stlxo9Q4heBfG/giphy.gif

It was the correct choice. Trump can't even form complete sentences and the only thing he's alright at is being a conduit for money laundering and temper tantruming.

It was the correct choice.

https://i.imgur.com/GBmTXpC.gifv

It was the correct choice.

https://infographic.statista.com/normal/chartoftheday_6624_preliminary_results_for_the_united_states_presidential_election_n.jpg

What uh

what are you trying to communicate with this electoral map exactly

He's learning colors right now.

only vote for the person who wins

hmm

Are you telling me rural floridians and Texans are retarded or what? It's not like the electoral college system isn't full of problems since it weighs votes of some more than others for living in the middle of no where while simultaneously making states who voted with in 100,000 votes of either candidate go to single candidate if they have "winner takes all" systems in place.

bill is a big oral guy for sure.

If Hill was a better orator, Bill might not have had to chase trailer park tail all over Arkansas.

I want this to happen just to see how awful it would be

My brain sex junk

SHOUTOUT TO DJ SEAHORSE

I want this to happen so when people make small talk I can just end the conversation easily by saying my favorite TV show is "Brain Sex with Hillary Clinton".

Best female journalists from across the world

The country that literally had 9 coups and coup attempts from 1960 has a democracy exactly like US

u/pizzashill, BTFO these femoids in another long rant.

Jesus the daily beast wants to be Hillary's lesbian lover.

I believe her daughter is on the board.

Kinky

I bet shes been drying than melba toast since the 80's. Her brain too.

That seems not good.

It was a rare treat to see Clinton on the other side of microphone, asking tough questions

Oh I bet it was!

Each of the highly informed women offered her praise, calling her Madam Secretary, and making sure everyone in the crowd knew they wished she was the American president.

I'm definitely not sensing any exaggeration or bias here...

Keep the conversation going to make sure strong men don’t send us back.

Find the soy boys and lefty men, avoid the "strong men."

The reason these women sleep soundly in their beds at night is because strong men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. Fuckin hypocrites

A strongman is a political leader who rules by force and runs an authoritarian regime or totalitarian regime.

I can only get so aroused.

A strongman is a political leader who rules by force and runs an authoritarian regime or totalitarian regime.

I mean I hate Hillary as much as anyone else but they obviously didn't mean guys who work out

I didn't think she did. I do think there's a push to rationalize her loss by blaming men influencing their wives or being to powerful.

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure she meant the political definition. Trump, Erdogan, Putin, etc

I think it was a well thought out talking point meant to be left vague. While I never felt the campaign, before or after her loss, went to deep into the man vs. woman concept; they have definitely been flirting with it I think to gauge response.

I think it was a well thought out talking point meant to be left vague.

This is your brain on inbreeding.

No u

Shit, I got cyberbullied.

True but it's funnier that way

asking tough questions and leading a super smart discussion about a topic she clearly knows all too well: how to deal with egomaniacal men.

How to deal with them or how to get humiliated by them? Because I can think of two examples of the latter

How to stay married to them no matter how many times they get caught cheating on you.

Or raping

Bill Clinton is a rapist infowars dot com

Hillary Clinton has been turbo-cucked by subhuman white males her entire career.

Fun fact the daily beast is cochaired by Chelsea Clinton daughter of Hillary.

https://orig00.deviantart.net/1b37/f/2012/032/7/2/rayman__you_are_very_cool_by_dia_tloa-d4obux1.png

Thanks Rayman.

So is comrade pantsuit https://i.imgur.com/d5JxQBU.jpg

i forgot to mention, i really really like this image

Only way she'll ever be on the bottom, because Bill Clinton can only fuck up

jesus christ can these people not stop licking this woman's clit?

gross dude

When people told me they hated Hillary Clinton or (far worse) that they were "not fans," I wish I had said in no uncertain terms: "I love Hillary Clinton. I am in awe of her. I am set free by her. She will be the finest world leader our galaxy has ever seen."

I wish, in those exchanges, I had not asked gentle, tolerant questions about a hater's ridiculous allergy to her, or Clinton's fictional misdeeds and imagined character flaws. More deeply still, I wish I had not reasoned with anyone, patiently countered their ludicrous emotionalism and psychologically disturbed theories. I wish I had said, flatly, "I love her." As if I had been asked about my mother or daughter. No defensiveness or polemics; not dignifying the crazy allegations with so much as a Snopes link.

Maybe "I love her" seemed too womany, too sentimental, too un-pragmatic. Not coalition-building, kind of culty. But people say with impunity they love Obama, the state of Israel, their churches, Kurt Cobain. In the end, I wish I'd said it because it's true.

And I'm not alone in my commitment. Millions of Clinton's supporters — we were thanked by Clinton as the "secret, private Facebook sites" — expressed it among themselves, all the time, in raptures or happy tears with each new display of our heroine's ferocious intelligence, depth, and courage. We were frankly bewildered by the idea that anyone would hedge their commitment to her ("You don't have to be her friend"; "Yes, she's made mistakes"; "lesser of two evils"). We didn't remember anyone turning to this stock ambivalence when discussing Obama, Babe Ruth, FDR. If only one reporter — they knew about us — could have published a headline like "Clinton Inspires Historic Levels of Adoration From Her Supporters" about the people who have had their lives transformed by the power of her brilliant campaign, unrivaled effectiveness, and extraordinary career. Just one headline like that, like the ones Bill Clinton got.

Usually a legend is made by men and media — the legend of Kennedy, say, or Jim Morrison — and then, much later, a biopic, pretending to evenhandedness, reveals the legend's shortcomings, his "human" side. The shortcomings are almost always something exactly no one actually believes compromises his heroism. His problem drinking. His mistreatment of women. Well, takedowns of Hillary were always already written. She has somehow made the time to hear out each dead-end line of reasoning about her fake mortal sins, and often she has also thanked everyone for sparing her further moral lashings, as if that were a kindness. Under cover of "humanizing" the intimidating valedictorian, reports and investigations and media clichés vilified her. But the feminist hero never got to be a legend first. And yet she is one, easily surpassing Ben Franklin, Henry Ford, Steve Jobs.

I want to reverse the usual schedule of things, then. We don't have to wait until she dies to act. Hillary Clinton's name belongs on ships, and airports, and tattoos. She deserves straight-up hagiographies and a sold-out Broadway show called RODHAM. Yes, this cultural canonization is going to come after the chronic, constant, nonstop "On the other hand" sexist hedging around her legacy. But such is the courage of Hillary Clinton and her supporters; we reverse patriarchal orders. Maybe she is more than a president. Maybe she is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself. The presidency is too small for her. She belongs to a much more elite class of Americans, the more-than-presidents. Neil Armstrong, Martin Luther King Jr., Alexander Fucking Hamilton.

Hillary Clinton did everything right in this campaign, and she won more votes than her opponent did. She won. She cannot be faulted, criticized, or analyzed for even one more second. Instead, she will be decorated as an epochal heroine far too extraordinary to be contained by the mere White House. Let that revolting president-elect be Millard Fillmore or Herbert Hoover or whatever. Hillary is Athena.

I need to know where this is from

It’s from like Lena Dunham’s news site iirc, so the person writing it was like 100% serious

This, but unironically.

Mommy is a goddess!

Doesn't her equally gross daughter work for Dailybeast? No bias at all.

you heard that? That was Bill recoiling in horror of the thought of his "wife" talking about anything related to human reproductive activity.

Isn't Brain Sex just Skullfucking?