Grandson!!! You're alive!!! Wait until Helga hears this!!!
I really thought and of course hoped you had killed yourself out of shame.
Glad to see you again. How's Persephone? I heard you two were a thing recently? I'm sorry things between you and ET didn't work out, but it's for the best. He was only slightly above an ordinary honorary Aryan, plus you know how gays are frowned upon.
She's not white-white, but she's close. She's a keeper. Opa-approved. Pop us out some grandchildren. Stop mayocide. Catch up soon. Love Opa.
Any high-profile account is probably going to get spanked quick. You'd be breaking the rule about using alts to circumvent bans and you have to specify username in your useragent (tying bot to a single account).
19 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-15
This is why we need mayocide.
Snapshots:
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1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2018-04-15
Most subs ban the meta bots so I can see why the people that manage them quit bothering.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-15
Make one yourself.
1 BasedRubby 2018-04-15
no
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-04-15
Is totes dead? How will everyone know when they've been linked to? How will they know when to complain about meta subs?
1 Redactor0 2018-04-15
When we're lucky someone there will post "OMG I'm being pinged by r/drama. Make sure you don't go look at the thread there."
1 Heydammit 2018-04-15
Imagine deriving your entertainment from a link notification bot.
1 Shark_life 2018-04-15
I feel dirty now
1 Shark_Lifes_Granddad 2018-04-15
Grandson!!! You're alive!!! Wait until Helga hears this!!!
I really thought and of course hoped you had killed yourself out of shame.
Glad to see you again. How's Persephone? I heard you two were a thing recently? I'm sorry things between you and ET didn't work out, but it's for the best. He was only slightly above an ordinary honorary Aryan, plus you know how gays are frowned upon.
She's not white-white, but she's close. She's a keeper. Opa-approved. Pop us out some grandchildren. Stop mayocide. Catch up soon. Love Opa.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-15
No kinkshaming please 😞😞😞😞
1 TotesMessenger 2018-04-15
I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / Contact)
1 BasedRubby 2018-04-15
maybe it’s banned in so many places that it is no longer serving the practical function of “promoting discussion”
1 allendrio 2018-04-15
/r/conspiracy is pretty funny about it, the mods have autodeleted it but undelete it whenever they want to justify deleting threads.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-04-15
Someone should write a bot that does the same as totes but use a bunch of different accounts.
1 Yiin 2018-04-15
Any high-profile account is probably going to get spanked quick. You'd be breaking the rule about using alts to circumvent bans and you have to specify username in your useragent (tying bot to a single account).
1 ineedmorealts 2018-04-15
You don't *have* to you're just suppose to
1 Yiin 2018-04-15
Would probably still go after for the former then.
1 ItsSugar 2018-04-15
Ping the morons yourself.
1 BasedRubby 2018-04-15
it is always better to have them come themselves . their thirst makes for a better experience for me. basic redpill theory.