Regular /r/islam poster here. Actual Jihadi You guys are alright.

82 2018-04-15 by I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69

Just like what it says, boys and boys

I'm a regular /r/islam poster and what most people consider a muslim jihadist. I'm also a pretty regular /r/drama lurker. Most of us at the jihadisafespace sub hate this sub because of how you guys rag on your ultimately superior way of life. To be honest, I find this place really fucking funny, because i know each and everyone of you will be killed slowly at the hands of the glorious leaders of the islamic ummah 🏴 🏴 sooner or later inshallah 👳🏻👳🏻 🔪🔪 👌🏻👌🏻 (I'd post beheading pics if I had it, but am sadly left with only inferior bullet headhshots.)

Despite being radical muslim jihadist trash, it's nice to finally post here. No, I am not trolling. I'm actually abu bakr albaghdaddy and what most would consider to be a "radical muslim" although I honestly don't consider myself that radical. Not with jabhat al-nusra and think it's lame when other muslims give me shit for not burying my newborn daughter in the sand for being a woman.

Just wanted to say: You guys are alright, keep up the good work, may you all have bountiful amounts of sleep and rest before you all become our sex slaves after the great war :D Feel free to AMA. Always love to convert people to the islamic mindset. ;-)

26 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-15

I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.

Snapshots:

This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is
/r/islam - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*
/r/drama - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

^{I am a bot.} ^(Info ^/ ^Contact)

1 pitterpatterwater 2018-04-15

Yeah, definitely sentient.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-15

جَزَاكَ اللّهُ

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-15

tldr

1 jubbergun 2018-04-15

You guys really stopped pulling your weight on the mayocide. Quit writing is love now and get back to work.

1 Whitey_McPriviIege 2018-04-15

Go back to mosque nigger.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-15

Lololololol

1 ay_what_up2 2018-04-15

bait

1 JenkemJoe 2018-04-15

if you're so into islam, why does your breath smell like cock?

is it because you're one of them muslums who likes to fuck little boys?

1 DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH 2018-04-15

are you seriously criticizing someone for appreciating bussy on /r/Drama?

1 arko_podu 2018-04-15

what you do in your spare time is between you and your parole officer

1 saddertadder 2018-04-15

Jenkum apparently

1 SJCards 2018-04-15

That's funny; I was just about to say the same thing, as a member of the Zionist cabal.

1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-15

Post bussy

1 Thhueros 2018-04-15

How much would you pay me for information leading to the execution of known apostate /u/ultrashitposter

1 Ultrashitposter 2018-04-15

Snitches get stitches!

1 SageKnows 2018-04-15

/u/I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 is spreading your butt and showing bussy haram or halal? Asking for a friend

1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-04-15

I own a RPK and will 1980s Soviet on any jihad who goes after my bussy

1 Greatmambojambo 2018-04-15

Subhanallah

I need to know if you belong to the Sunni master race or are Shiite ebnel kalb before I can agree with you.

Mashallah

1 pointmanzero 2018-04-15

Can't figure out engineering.

Thinks he can win a war.

Muslim.

Checks out.

1 KULAKS_DESERVED_IT 2018-04-15

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Quran. The meaning is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Classical Arabic most of the information will go over a typical reader’s head. There's also Iblees's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from his disobedience to Allah. Scholars understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these Ayats, to realize that they're not just beautiful- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike the Quran truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the start of every Muslims action begins with the saying “Bismillah al-Rahman al-Rahim” is a reference to the start to 113 out of 114 chapters in the Quran. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Allah's genius unfolds itself on the pages of his holy book. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a tasbeeh. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the my future wife’s eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within Zikr level of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-04-15

How is this a copypasta if it’s unironically true?

tasbeeh

You mean sibha?

1 PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES 2018-04-15

🐷🥓🍻

1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-04-15

😡😡👿👎🏿👎🏿🛩🏢💥🛩🏢💥

Ur move amerikkkan 😒😏😏

1 PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES 2018-04-15

🍆💦💦💦💦

1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-04-15

It’s prayer time, needed that water for wuduu’ Anyway 😎😎

1 unarmed_black_male 2018-04-15

Thanks fam

1 funkenstein_1 2018-04-15

Yes the Fremen will rise and steal their enemies water. MUA DIB!

1 BrockpGallahan 2018-04-15

Here here white boy here southern Midwest raised I think your a pussy and the day my president tells me it's ok to defend my land without conceiquences will be the day you get to me good ol alla

1 casprus 2018-04-15

SYRIAN BULL COCK HARD SYRIAN BULL COCK HAIRY COCK OF SYRIAN BULL. COCK IN YOUR ASS. PROSTATE SIMULATION SYRIAN BULL COCK COOMING INSIDE AND COATING YOUR WALLS WITH SYRIAN BULL COOM SYRIAN PROSTATE AND NIPPLE PLAY COOMING ON HUGE MUSCLES SYRIAN BULL COCK AND MUSCLES WITH COOM