Look, I wasn't trying to say that the girl with the word Damned was hireable... just that not all facial tattoos should be condemned. But this thread has brought a reign of downvotes on a lot of my old comments and it's not a whole lot of fun to be getting messages that aren't exactly... friendly.
I think this is the case everywhere except maybe New Zealand, maybe. I have hard time believing people who comment in trashy aren't lower class and staying that way in the first place.
/r/trashy is full of trashy people for some reason.
Face tattoos don't make you unemployable, unemployable people get face tattoos and since most hiring managers aren't 20 year old redditors they know this from experience.
That implies a soundcloud rapper is even aware you're in the same room as them because they're midway through their latest semi-lethal cocktail of xannie bois.
As a general manager in some backwater 3rd world country, I wouldn't hire a retard with face tattoos besides maybe a contractual warehouse labour job. Might even help since he'll likely scare off muggers in the dead of night when trucks are allowed to deliver their goods to malls. On the other hand, Duterte probably already killed everyone with face tattoos hopefully.
In America the people with face tattoos know this, and benefit from it. Many forms of welfare here depend on people looking for work. They have to apply for jobs, but since they are lower-class degenerates they don't actually want to get a job. The face tattoo helps them avoid being hired.
There wasn't as single one of the hundreds on there that would fly in any but the very most laid back corporate settings. BTW, I've worked at a few different .com startups and Silicon Valley wonderkids and none of them would be OK with this stuff either. The most radical things I've seen are stretched lobes and the occasional septum piercing.
Allah has cursed those women who practise tattooing and those who get it done for themselves, and those who remove hair from their faces, and those who artificially create spaces between their teeth to look beautiful, such women as alter the features created by Allah. Why should I not then curse those whom Allah's Apostle has cursed and that is in Allah's Book?
If this doesn’t end the debate right then and there I don’t know what will
Allah has doomed the kafir to a life of ignorance to the superior unibrow. It has been noted by the prophet’s companions that in his spare time, the prophet (pbuh) would often ponder about the beauty of the unibrow, which he has said “parallels the sexual joy one would normally acquire upon observing the bouncing breasts of kate bint upton”
Removing the unibrow is actually allowed for women, the prohibition is basically only on the eyebrows, and doesn't include the hair between the eyebrows, mustache hair, or beard hair.
لا حرج على المرأة في إزالة شعر الشارب والفخذين والساقين والذراعين، وليس هذا من التنمص المنهي عنه
What is the ruling on removing facial hair in Islam, and by that I mean the mustache area if the hair on it is visible or medium in length, is it allowed?
Answer: There is no harm in the woman removing hair from the mustache or thighs or lower leg, and that is not from the type of plucking that is forbidden.
I mean these days you gotta consider that you'll be working with clients of some sort from Asia.
If you have any visible tattoo let alone one on a face they won't deal with you or your company since they'll see it as a personal insult to send someone like that.
So unless its backend non-client facing work and plan to stay there you really shouldn't get facial tats
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-15
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1 MBG80 2018-04-15
It’s 2018 and people with face tattoos are completely retarded
1 zeldaisaprude 2018-04-15
I have hand tattoos and I agree.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-04-15
Ditto
1 Pol_Pots_Crockpot 2018-04-15
They should only let you get a face tattoo if it says “UNEMPLOYED”
1 FuttBuckingUgly 2018-04-15
Well this is uncomfortable.
1 Intelligent_Delay 2018-04-15
What would you say the percentage of people with face tattoos is on Working vs Prison?
1 FuttBuckingUgly 2018-04-15
Look, I wasn't trying to say that the girl with the word Damned was hireable... just that not all facial tattoos should be condemned. But this thread has brought a reign of downvotes on a lot of my old comments and it's not a whole lot of fun to be getting messages that aren't exactly... friendly.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-15
😴😴😴
1 saddertadder 2018-04-15
SNOOZE POSTING GET OUT!!!
1 Redactor0 2018-04-15
Dammit Ed, take some melatonin or something. Your sleep problems are starting to affect the people you love.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-15
Lol but seriously tho. I didn't like the post. That's it. I'm not saying remove it. People clearly enjoyed it it's just that it was boring for me 😅
1 Redactor0 2018-04-15
If you don't have anything nice to say, maybe you should just 🤐. I don't want any negativity in my r/drama.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-15
Your comment are stressing me out 😓. I downsnozzled you ⬇️️👎😣
1 Redactor0 2018-04-15
We'll get through this bb. We always do.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-15
🤕🤒💔
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-04-15
Maybe it's the country I'm from, but tattoos on face/neck/hands are essentially shorthand for "I'm lower class and staying that way"
1 somegurk 2018-04-15
I think this is the case everywhere except maybe New Zealand, maybe. I have hard time believing people who comment in trashy aren't lower class and staying that way in the first place.
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-04-15
It's worth noting that the people who are most likely to persist in an online argument are the ones whose time is worthless enough to keep going
1 GrapeMeHyena 2018-04-15
Not according to the internet history of my boss.
1 Deity_Of_Death 2018-04-15
I find that applies to people who also tattoo their arms, especially with something edgy and think they are an "artist".
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-04-15
Nah, arm sleeves are ok. They just scream "edgy hipster" as opposed to "violently lower class"
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-04-15
yeah, edgy hipsters can still grow out of it and end up owning an HVAC installing company by their 40's
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2018-04-15
Its pretty universal. Lol
1 Nopepole 2018-04-15
Fucking casteless.
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-15
Unless you're some type of "artist".
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-04-15
depends on the artist
"I draw on walls with my own poop during meth binges" is technically a type of artist
1 GadolBoobies 2018-04-15
You have dishonored the proud Yakuza.
1 GenitalGesticulation 2018-04-15
/r/trashy is full of trashy people for some reason.
Face tattoos don't make you unemployable, unemployable people get face tattoos and since most hiring managers aren't 20 year old redditors they know this from experience.
1 rokety_roket 2018-04-15
Exactly. People who get face tats probably don't have a lot of ambitions beyond saving up enough money to get their next face tattoo.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-04-15
Or hit of whatever.
1 siskonaut 2018-04-15
Even people with face tattoos will tell you this.
1 skivian 2018-04-15
Unless you aspire to be a tattoo artist or a sound cloud rapper.
1 shanewater 2018-04-15
That implies a soundcloud rapper is even aware you're in the same room as them because they're midway through their latest semi-lethal cocktail of xannie bois.
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2018-04-15
Imagine getting tattoos in 2018, shit is so boring 😪😪
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-04-15
Yeah it’s all about turning your dick skin inside-out right now. Pretty lit tbh
1 Ranilen 2018-04-15
Shit, I'm still nailing mine to a board like it's 2017.
1 Trannypostingaccount 2018-04-15
As a general manager in some backwater 3rd world country, I wouldn't hire a retard with face tattoos besides maybe a contractual warehouse labour job. Might even help since he'll likely scare off muggers in the dead of night when trucks are allowed to deliver their goods to malls. On the other hand, Duterte probably already killed everyone with face tattoos hopefully.
1 UmmahSultan 2018-04-15
In America the people with face tattoos know this, and benefit from it. Many forms of welfare here depend on people looking for work. They have to apply for jobs, but since they are lower-class degenerates they don't actually want to get a job. The face tattoo helps them avoid being hired.
1 Trannypostingaccount 2018-04-15
Welfare is a mistake. Thank goodness we don't have that here
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-15
>Rich
>Employed
If you need a day job, you aren't rich. Poor fags, smh.
1 Dropperneck 2018-04-15
Idk hate to be the contrarian but, I’ve seen some pretty decent face tattoos that would actually fly in the corporate setting.
1 ProGenji 2018-04-15
Okay please show me this tattoo that'll impress my Japanese consulting clients
1 Dropperneck 2018-04-15
Moving the goal posts much?
1 Yiin 2018-04-15
Overruled, please continue
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1 ProGenji 2018-04-15
Absolutely Haram
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-04-15
I don't believe you. Show me proof.
1 Dropperneck 2018-04-15
https://www.google.com/search?q=reasonable+face+tattoos&prmd=isnv&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&fir=eX_lQ9iyb28q4M%253A%252Cyc6QN9nllrIXrM%252C_%253BF6zX1NVpkEuEWM%253A%252C3dxLngXNWOfKaM%252C_%253BtV7S2T-I41y6UM%253A%252C3dxLngXNWOfKaM%252C_%253BQI7ljwKiNc2TbM%253A%252CyNuR3OlSAaew8M%252C_%253B8oT2l6MFEPi27M%253A%252CyNuR3OlSAaew8M%252C_%253BeKGAcg08TvS6GM%253A%252Cyc6QN9nllrIXrM%252C_%253Bicu0--xfI1fzOM%253A%252Cyc6QN9nllrIXrM%252C_%253BS6OxV9lUblhM-M%253A%252C3dxLngXNWOfKaM%252C_%253BAgJw6hrGSywiAM%253A%252CyNuR3OlSAaew8M%252C_%253BSaexeJv2YYMDqM%253A%252CyNuR3OlSAaew8M%252C_&usg=__FGTe25UY0kOCnGf1ytNdgkIzLb4%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiNxYCosb3aAhXj1IMKHRepBaMQ7AkIKw&biw=414&bih=696#imgrc=tV7S2T-I41y6UM: So I’m thinking side face tattoos you can cover if an important meeting comes up
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-04-15
There wasn't as single one of the hundreds on there that would fly in any but the very most laid back corporate settings. BTW, I've worked at a few different .com startups and Silicon Valley wonderkids and none of them would be OK with this stuff either. The most radical things I've seen are stretched lobes and the occasional septum piercing.
1 Dropperneck 2018-04-15
No need to get hostile bro I’m just thinking out loud
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-04-15
I'm not hostile? I was just saying I didn't see anything that would fly in a corporate environment.
1 Dropperneck 2018-04-15
Oh I feel ya bro. Just took the down vote personally
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-04-15
No downvote from me friendo.
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1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-04-15
True, it's not as offensive as the typical face tattoo. Still a job killer though.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-04-15
Narrated by 'Abdullah
Allah has cursed those women who practise tattooing and those who get it done for themselves, and those who remove hair from their faces, and those who artificially create spaces between their teeth to look beautiful, such women as alter the features created by Allah. Why should I not then curse those whom Allah's Apostle has cursed and that is in Allah's Book?
If this doesn’t end the debate right then and there I don’t know what will
1 siskonaut 2018-04-15
Maybe the veil is necessary.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-04-15
Allah has doomed the kafir to a life of ignorance to the superior unibrow. It has been noted by the prophet’s companions that in his spare time, the prophet (pbuh) would often ponder about the beauty of the unibrow, which he has said “parallels the sexual joy one would normally acquire upon observing the bouncing breasts of kate bint upton”
1 siskonaut 2018-04-15
The Prophet was a Kurd? Explains a lot tbh.
1 shallowm 2018-04-15
Removing the unibrow is actually allowed for women, the prohibition is basically only on the eyebrows, and doesn't include the hair between the eyebrows, mustache hair, or beard hair.
Here are two fatwas on the topic:
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-04-15
Yeah I know, I was just taking the piss
1 shallowm 2018-04-15
قال النبي صلى الله عليه وسلم: لا تكذبوا علي فإنه من كذب علي فليلج النار
إلى جهنم وبئس المصير
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-04-15
It’s not like the infidels on here would convert anyway.
1 Ca20xx 2018-04-15
Nothing wrong with tattoos. This is a time where i dusagree with a drama thread. Its not the 50s anymore.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-04-15
Cultural traditions are a bit different from getting "Damned" on your face or a huge brony on your forehead. Just saying.
1 Ranilen 2018-04-15
And now all I can imagine is a dude getting a tattoo of another dude on their forehead.
1 ProGenji 2018-04-15
I mean these days you gotta consider that you'll be working with clients of some sort from Asia.
If you have any visible tattoo let alone one on a face they won't deal with you or your company since they'll see it as a personal insult to send someone like that.
So unless its backend non-client facing work and plan to stay there you really shouldn't get facial tats
1 shallowm 2018-04-15
related /r/drama thread