Chris Chan wants the duck

18  2018-04-16 by SPEZ_AKBAR

11 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-04-16

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1  subpoutine 2018-04-16

Is it just me, or is Chris’ style transitioning from Stefonknee to Milo Yiannopoulos?

1  MegaSeedsInYourBum 2018-04-16

All of his recent antics seems like shitty fanfic. I miss the original Chris-chan and his sonichu-blessed love quest.

1  ChrisChanIsMyWaifu 2018-04-16

I wish that duck 🦆 was my bussy 🍑! 😫😅

1  fsdgfhk 2018-04-16

I feel like we're getting a slow reveal on Chris Chan's sweetheart being a 19 stone long-haul trucker.

1  Redactor0 2018-04-16

It's time for a Chris Chan-Tom Sizemore crossover episode.

1  Karma-Means-Nothing 2018-04-16

why not at this point

1  Trannypostingaccount 2018-04-16

The desparation of an obese autistic man who is losing all his belongings.

1  braaaph 2018-04-16

True and honest representative of the LGBT "community".

1  EternallyMiffed 2018-04-16

Isn't it illegal to fuck the retarded?

1  PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-16

No, but they are unusually strong so compensate on your restraints appropriately.