this is legit how i got into cross dressing and tranny porn. i’ve done all sorts of things since then, but my current fantasy is to get some poz bbc to breed me.
But then he’ll die a martyr Andy go to heaven. The last thing I want is white degenerate westerners in heaven, I can’t wait to die so that I can get away from them for fucks sake
what the fuck is with these losers and always doing some weird pervert shit on stims? are their lives really that empty that they cant come up with anything better to do with a hyper-engaged state of mind than watch a bunch of porn?
So I put a condom over the foam handle of some practice nunchucks.
Who are you calling a loser, dude? Do you even own a pair of nunchucks? Are you a student of the blade? No, you're just some idiot on the internet who doesn't even know what they are talking about. Before you start talking shit, you better know who you are talking shit about, buddy. You're lucky I'm in a good mood, otherwise I'd verbally tear you down for all the /r/drama dweebs to see.
Your brain is too feeble to comprehend the kind of dedication it takes to master the martial arts. You have to train yourself to not feel pain, and sometimes you have to do radical things. It may seem like I am fucking myself in the ass to the untrained eye, but I assure you that I am not "playing" around. It's mind over matter, dude.
Its regular amphetamine sold in europe in its paste form because it's easier to cut that way. We have never even seen or heard of it in america because we have access to alot of meth which is way more powerfull
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-16
Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
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1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-16
Sounds like a good time to me
1 Starship_Litterbox_B 2018-04-16
Also known as Saturday through Wednesday.
1 SecretDragoon 2018-04-16
Sounds like my Saturday night except the bottle of champagne is my shower head.
1 froibo 2018-04-16
Somehow crazier than Alex Jone's past couple of videos.
1 hbnsckl 2018-04-16
I sense a new metric.
1 Redactor0 2018-04-16
We ought to get an international consensus on whether "I've never sucked a ding dong" is a scientific unit or not.
1 headasplodes 2018-04-16
Add it to the mountain of evidence that druggies are degenerates
1 grungebot5000 2018-04-16
this sounds redundant
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-04-16
That's because it is
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-04-16
They will go to their rightful place soon inshallah, along with all the other degenerates
1 Tobans 2018-04-16
Bismillah! The kuffar shall feel the blade of Mohammed (PBUH).
1 LordDampNut2 2018-04-16
this is legit how i got into cross dressing and tranny porn. i’ve done all sorts of things since then, but my current fantasy is to get some poz bbc to breed me.
1 alphetasauce 2018-04-16
That's weird. Does it get weirder?
1 EternallyMiffed 2018-04-16
Please consider joining ISIS, specifically the human bomb division.
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-04-16
But then he’ll die a martyr Andy go to heaven. The last thing I want is white degenerate westerners in heaven, I can’t wait to die so that I can get away from them for fucks sake
1 pozbot 2018-04-16
poz
1 casprus 2018-04-16
big laughs, some big HOOTS and GACKS
1 this_but_ironically 2018-04-16
inhales deeply
"Yeah, that's a tough one man".
1 micronenis 2018-04-16
If there was Lubey poopy glass shard on the floor, I would not be breathing through my nose.
1 westofthetracks 2018-04-16
what the fuck is with these losers and always doing some weird pervert shit on stims? are their lives really that empty that they cant come up with anything better to do with a hyper-engaged state of mind than watch a bunch of porn?
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-04-16
What the fuck do u think
1 felixjawesome 2018-04-16
Who are you calling a loser, dude? Do you even own a pair of nunchucks? Are you a student of the blade? No, you're just some idiot on the internet who doesn't even know what they are talking about. Before you start talking shit, you better know who you are talking shit about, buddy. You're lucky I'm in a good mood, otherwise I'd verbally tear you down for all the /r/drama dweebs to see.
Your brain is too feeble to comprehend the kind of dedication it takes to master the martial arts. You have to train yourself to not feel pain, and sometimes you have to do radical things. It may seem like I am fucking myself in the ass to the untrained eye, but I assure you that I am not "playing" around. It's mind over matter, dude.
So don't even.
1 Hundroover 2018-04-16
Stims do make me helluva horny.
1 grungebot5000 2018-04-16
what’s better than watching a bunch of weird porn?
1 RalphiesBoogers 2018-04-16
Watching a bunch of weird porn on stims.
1 grungebot5000 2018-04-16
exactly my point
1 kingofthehill5 2018-04-16
You can't slid finger inside ass easily the first time.
1 F__kCensorship 2018-04-16
It wasn't the first time.
1 tempTemp0001 2018-04-16
This is a very common story. I don't know what is is about amphs but this seems to happen a lot.
1 Dextro420x 2018-04-16
Amps make you really hyperfocused on what you are doing
1 pepperouchau 2018-04-16
>not actually boofing the champagne
Vanilla af
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-04-16
> I usually buy it as a paste on the street
what, does he spread his meth on bread or something
1 Redactor0 2018-04-16
I heard somewhere that they call it "peanut butter crank" if it's so low-quality that the impurities make it brown.
1 Dextro420x 2018-04-16
Its regular amphetamine sold in europe in its paste form because it's easier to cut that way. We have never even seen or heard of it in america because we have access to alot of meth which is way more powerfull
1 CommonMisspellingBot 2018-04-16
Hey, Dextro420x, just a quick heads-up:
alot is actually spelled a lot. You can remember it by it is one lot, 'a lot'.
Have a nice day!
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1 CarnistHappyCamp 2018-04-16
fuckin europoors
1 Dropperneck 2018-04-16
And this is why Jeff session wants speed to remain illegal. It turns folks gay left and right!
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-04-16
Imagine not knowing that speed is legal, and not that hard to get a script for.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-16
That's a great way to have the glass bottle shatter in your ass and be forced to shit in a bag for the rest of your life lol
1 westofthetracks 2018-04-16
idk the 1guy1jar guy was fine in the long run, last i heard he still uses glass for his insertions even
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2018-04-16
What? Why would he?
1 Clark_Savage_Jr 2018-04-16
Colostomy bag.
1 Aerialcharles 2018-04-16
Sugoi
1 broden 2018-04-16
/u/nayytay please don't do this
1 normie_girl 2018-04-16
If you don't try it how do you know you don't like it?
1 broden 2018-04-16
just make sure the bottle cap is off beforehand, please
1 nayytay 2018-04-16
That's a regular occurrence in that sub