"Sex isn't an entitlement." "Neither is free birth control or abortions"

71  2018-04-16 by aGolfHipster

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I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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Well, the answer is simple: they are incels, they deserve to suffer and pay for their mistakes. Hire a hooker and get your pencil dick sucked, Jesus

Not gonna lie, one of my favorite things is when feminists quiver in fear that the patriarchy might actually force her to pay for her own birth control.

I mean, forcing people to pay for their own birth control is a prime example of conservative policy being short-sighted and based more on malice than actually improving the country.

The amount of money providing birth control to women and girls for free would save is fucking insane.

It's absolutely insane.

so basically when you say stuff like this, or when conservatives do - what they're really saying is "we'd rather spend billions of dollars later than a few million dollars now just so someone, somewhere, doesn't get something for nothing."

You're such a cutie

The only reason why someone a far right fascist like you really supports things like free birth control and planned parenthood is because you realize minorities utilize them far more often than white people do.

Nonetheless, I always find it funny when you get mad at conservatives for being too liberal for your tastes.

What in the fuck are you smoking.

I support free birth control and abortion because that's the best option.

And the idea I'm a "far-right fascist" is hilariously divorced from reality.

Nonetheless, I always find it funny when you get mad at conservatives for being too liberal for your tastes.

When were conservatives "being too liberal."

Your username is not even subtle. It's a blatant reference to the pizzagate conspiracy that was making the rounds a year or two ago. Coincidentally, this is around the same time your account was made. Not to mention you're apparently somewhat famous around these parts for your far right political views and being an unironic fascist.

I might be able to find the original comment, but I could have sworn I read an argument you had with another user about how the only reason why you are pro-choice is since it results in less black babies being born and something about how conservatives are too individualist for your tastes.

Your username is not even subtle. It's a blatant reference to the pizzagate conspiracy that was making the rounds a year or two ago. Coincidentally, this is around the same time your account was made. Not to mention you're apparently somewhat famous around these parts for your far right political views and being an unironic fascist.

LMAO. Alright, I didn't know you were literally retarded.

I might be able to find the original comment, but I could have sworn I read an argument you had with another user about how the only reason why you are pro-choice is since it results in less black babies being born and something about how conservatives are too individualist.

Fucking do it, retard. Because that never happened.

I sifted through your comments and managed to find the original when you were explaining to someone that you were socially conservative yet fiscally liberal.

You also went on a tirade about you wanted tax-funded death camps for transgenders.

Although we might disagree on politics, please don't use ad-hominems against me or use words like retard. That's ableism. I expected much more from a master debater such as yourself.

I sifted through your comments and managed to find the original when you were explaining to someone that you were socially conservative yet fiscally liberal.

If you're going to make fake pictures, I'm just going to dismiss you.

Taking a screenshot was a mistake since you just deleted the comment and now I can't archive it. I think you're being really immature here with all the name calling and blatant lies, but what else should I expect from someone with retarded political beliefs?

Taking a screenshot was a mistake since you just deleted the comment and now I can't archive it.

You aren't fooling anyone dude. I didn't even have that flair 2 months ago. The fact you're still trying to double down on that blatantly fake picture is wild.

Like I said - if you had known that only recently did I get that flair, you wouldn't have embarrassed yourself.

You aren't fooling anyone dude. I didn't even have that flair 2 months ago. The fact you're still trying to double down on that blatantly fake picture is wild.

Says the man that denied the holocaust...

Again, low-quality, low-effort.

I have the proof right here.

No wonder you're not acting remotely rational in this discussion.

Low quality, low effort.

Source?

Low quality, low effort.

I'm pretty confident that you're a paid Russian troll or a bot at this point with your canned responses.

Don't quit your day job dude. You're beyond boring, you have no idea what you're doing.

I've seen better trolling in a world of warcraft trade channel. That's where I myself was forged.

Wait, so you admit that you're a troll while claiming that I am a troll, but who's trolling who?

My style is a lot more sophisticated than yours is.

You're like 9gag level. Low-effort, low-quality, no talent. You're an embarrassment.

Imagine being so pathetic that you take pride in being a self admitted internet troll "forged" in World Of Warcraft.

Imagine being so bad at it you make a fake picture and forget to remove the flair.

Are you implying that the screenshots are fake?

Ok.

At first this comment confused me, but then I remembered that you are a nazi. Obviously OK must be some sort of neonazi codeword.

Oh wow this was a very low energy effort pizzas Hill. You using ‘cuck’ unironically only builds the case that the left can’t meme.

/u/pizzashill

left

Lmao he's about as alt right as you can get famalam

LMAO

😂😂😂

You aren't fooling anyone dude. I didn't even have that flair 2 months ago.

lol learn how 2 interwebs, Nazi. CSS doesn’t stop applying to old posts.

I very clearly remember your having that flair three months ago. You even texted me to brag about it.

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This has to be the saddest bait biting I've ever seen from a /r/drama user.

Still taking the bait I see.

No. That guy unironically believes what he said in the first comment, the rest of that is simply him trying to pull out the "I was simply pretending to be retarded" strategy.

If you read his post history, he's a far-right crazy. That was made even more obvious by the "BUT LIBERALS ARE THE REAL RACISTS" because of abortion meme, which is something you only see said on the Donald or stormfront.

So a right-winger accuses you of being a 'far-right fascist' who wants to kill all minorities and you don't recognize it as trolling?

Because it fucking isn't trolling. This is how actual fascists/far right crazies operate.

They're the most disingenuous people on the planet.

I just fucking love that they gave you pk's crown

They're the most disingenuous people on the planet.

You don't say. You realize far rightists can be trolls too, right? Trolls also tend to be disingenuous.

lmfao that you got baited this hard

That guy unironically believes what he said in the first comment, the rest of that is simply him trying to pull out the "I was simply pretending to be retarded" strategy.

He doesn't unironically think that you're a far-right fascist, he was just saying "liberals are the real racists" in a different way. The rest of it is accurate, though.

I only support abortion if we kill both the mother and father.

same

That just might be radical centrist enough to work

You gotta realize that the right wing of Reddit is divided into two fundamentally different factions.

First you've got your alt right/light/knight people. They get way more attention here so I don't think anyone needs them to be explained.

Second, you've got your scared normie conservatives who are trying to go along to get along. They're the ones who secretly pine for the Zodiac Killer's soft touch, pretend they were on the Trump Train before it was cool, and generally are to Reddit what abstinence-only PSAs were to 9th grade health class.

The two groups have assimilated to some extent (T_D pretends to know about guns and care about abortion, /r/Conservative tries to meme) but you usually can tell them apart in a few ways. The easiest one is how they react to a certain Middle Eastern (((country))): Type 1 will never say anything nice about it except that it's proof that ethnostates are a good idea, Type 2 won't shut the fuck up about it.

Another giveaway is how they react to the blacks. Type 1 goes straight for the crime stats, Type 2 yaps about how white Southern conservatives passionately love the Negro because they live in the same states.

You gotta realize that seriousposting this hard on /r/drama indicates you are the biggest faggot on the internet.

This but unironically.

alt knight

What the actual fuck is that?

A bunch of tards who are so proud of their boyhoods that they run around wearing black and yellow uniforms with capes and ski helmets and wielding whiffle bats like they're swords. Of all the weird shit that has popped up in Daddy's wake, they're the second-most autistic, being surpassed only by the Man Known as Q.

Imagine being so far to the left of lennin that Pizzashill is far-right

TFW you're stuck in a Catch-22 between having your taxes pay for some dumbass ratchet bitch's birth control/abortions and having your taxes pay for the destruction that her single-mothered hellspawn will surely wreak later in their lives. Either way the most obvious solution is clear: federally enforced public execution of single mothers. I mean, come on. Virtually all of society's ills can be linked to single moms.

C'mon, that's crazy. I'd prefer a more humane approach. When a single mother comes to the hospital to birth her bastard spawn, just do what they do with stray cats. Catch, spay, release.

Yeah man forced sterilization rules

This, but unironically

Well, no one's forcing them to become single mothers...

Drop dead

hahahahaha good point dude

No u

No you both

That's what we want the single mothers to do.

the obvious solution is using feminists and sluts for soylent green production ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I mean, come on. Virtually all of society's ills can be linked to single moms.

Surprisingly accurate.

I vote for forced sterilization and government work program as strippers cum prostitutes.

government work program as strippers

Paying strippers benefits? That's gonna cost too much. What pimp gives their hoes paid time off?

Let's just make birth control mandatory for mayos. We can justify that expense.

What the hell is a cum prostitute?

It's latin you savage.

This, but unironically.

this but unironically.

Obviously the billions of dollars we're spending is the result of birth control and condoms being wayyy too expensive. Obviously.

Wouldnt free contraceptives mean more pussy for everyone?

literally no

The amount of money providing birth control to women and girls for free would save is fucking insane.It's absolutely insane. so basically when you say stuff like this, or when conservatives do - what they're really saying is "we'd rather spend billions of dollars later than a few million dollars now just so someone, somewhere, doesn't get something for nothing."

Pffffft. This is easy. You just aren't intelligent enough to grasp the right's solution. The solution of course is to simply let the spawn of poor single mothers starve and not send a single shiny penny their way. And if they try to steal a loaf of bread the police will simply shoot them. So the incels got to keep their neetbux and stacy had to starve to death after watching her emaciated child get shot by the police. Everybody wins.

Bet you don't feel so smart now, do you?

Username checks out.

I mean, forcing people to pay for their own birth control is a prime example of conservative policy being short-sighted and based more on malice than actually improving the country.

It has nothing to do with "malice." It's about expecting people to to be responsible/accountable for their own choices. Your argument hinges on the rather absurd notion that women are such idiots that if society/government didn't pay for their birth control they'd just be popping out babies left-and-right because the stupid whores can't keep their knees together. "If you don't pay for birth control you're going to have to pay for unwanted babies." That's just retarded.

It's not like birth control is ridiculously expensive. My fiancee was paying less than $10 a month for her prescription before it became "free." There's no excuse in Current Year 03 for a responsible adult to have an unexpected pregnancy.

It has nothing to do with "malice." It's about expecting people to to be responsible/accountable for their own choices. Your argument hinges on the rather absurd notion that women are such idiots that if society/government didn't pay for their birth control they'd just be popping out babies left-and-right

And stopped reading. No, my argument is people are people, mistakes happen, and it's cheaper to reduce the number of mistakes.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - the conservative worldview is the most irrational and absurd mainstream ideology on the planet.

Maybe malice is the wrong word - stupidity is better.

You see this same exact shit with Abstinence-only education. Not a single shred of evidence says it works, all evidence says the opposite, in fact.

And yet conservatives, to this day, are still pretending it does work because they outright refuse to accept reality.

That reality being that people are people, mistakes happen.

it's cheaper to reduce the number of mistakes.

So what you're saying is "mayocide now?"

You see this same exact shit with Abstinence-only education.

Only that's not the "same exact shit." I expect people to take responsibility for themselves. How can I expect them to be responsible and make good choices without them having all the information available? I'll agree that the people who support abstinence-only education are a special breed of stupid, but anyone who argues that if you don't pay for birth control women will just start irresponsibly squirting out babies isn't any better.

That reality being that people are people, mistakes happen.

Only we're not talking about "mistakes," we're talking about irresponsible decisions. Condoms are 99.99% effective at stopping pregnancy. Not on the pill? Don't fuck without a rubber. If you use a condom and still find yourself in that (un)lucky .01% club then you have a mistake, but me not paying for someone else's shit isn't the reason for that mistake.

Only that's not the "same exact shit." I expect people to take responsibility for themselves.

Holy shit, and here it is - you don't care about what's better for society or the country on any level. You care more about someone, somewhere, not getting something for nothing.

That's the start and end of your worldview.

but anyone who argues that if you don't pay for birth control women will just start irresponsibly squirting out babies isn't any better.

One more time, this is a strawman. The claim isn't that if you don't pay for it that means they will. the argument is that they fucking are, and we need a working solution, or a solution that reduces the stress on society, and this is one.

"people should take responsibility for themselves" is not a solution to the problem, it's not a viable solution on any level and you know it isn't.

Your solution is to simply let the problem fester, causing damage to society, because in your head that's better than just spending the money to save money later, because in your head, people that make mistakes should be punished, no matter what the cost to society.

Only we're not talking about "mistakes," we're talking about irresponsible decisions. Condoms are 99.99% effective at stopping pregnancy. Not on the pill? Don't fuck without a rubber.

How are you not comprehending this?

Here we see it - the nirvana fallacy. And exactly as I said before, you aren't looking for a solution to the problem. You don't care about fixing the problem or helping society.

Conservatism.

Holy shit, and here it is - you don't care about what's better for society or the country on any level. You care more about someone, somewhere, not getting something for nothing.

No, silly, it's not even about that. It is about what's good for the country. You just don't get that what's good for the country is a responsible and engaged population. What makes the country stronger? Everyone pulling their own weight and accepting the consequences of their decision making or an ever-shrinking pool of responsible people constantly having to bail out people who never learn their lesson because society is enabling their poor decision making.

The claim isn't that if you don't pay for it that means they will. the argument is that they fucking are

And again, this only a problem because we as a society have enabled such behavior. Every chick that lays the parent trap and "forgets" their birth control and/or sabotages their partner's condoms knows that even if they don't catch their man the government is going to bail them out. That's how we end up with single mothers with three or four kids all from different fathers. Maybe if making a shitty choice came with some negative consequence people would be less likely to make said shitty choice.

"people should take responsibility for themselves" is not a solution to the problem

It's not THE solution, but it's part of A solution. I'm not against a social safety net. I agree that sometimes, even when you dot every 'i' and cross every 't,' shit happens. That doesn't mean that we should be enabling bad decision making.

And exactly as I said before, you aren't looking for a solution to the problem

You're right, I'm not looking, because we already have a solution. Teach kids to use protection if they're going to fuck. Show them that being a single mom is a shit situation. There is absolutely no excuse for anyone who doesn't want to get pregnant to get pregnant at this point in history in this country. Everyone who is getting knocked up either wants to be pregnant or is being absolutely careless.

The PPACA has provided free birth control for how long now? How many idiots, even with the benefit of free birth control, are still having children they can't afford? You accuse others of not caring about fixing a problem, but your "fix" hasn't done shit to solve anything, and has only served to drive up the cost of insurance. I shouldn't have to be paying more money for anything just so smug morons can pat themselves on the back and feel good about how much they care when that's all the additional cost really provides.

In the long run, we need more people to pay for our entitlements with their taxes, so increased fertility is a good investment.

You know what else would make society a lot better? Free sex. Yet the same people crying about free birth control also cry against men getting satisfied, no matter how it happens.

They're even preemptively complaining about AI and sexbots, on the theory that somewhere, a man might catch a fleeting glimpse of satisfaction.

correct. but they get angry when they are asked to pay.

I mean healthcare is a human right and part of that is reproductive health so ideally no they would not have to pay for it

I doubt most of them are that stressed about their own birth control - probably more concerned about wider repercussions of those kinds of policies.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that having access to free birth control, whether it's the pill or condoms, benefits all of us down the road.

who asked you? quit running your yaya and close your legs.

Why do leftists insist on murdering the next generation of the tax base?

At least those on the right are willing to let them live and starve of their own accord.

/>tfw you block abortion and birth control to spite Stacy

/>tfw Stacy's crotchspawn ends up mugging you in front of Gamestop 15 years later

LET A ROASTIE BURN THE COAL AND YOU WILL CERTAINLY PAY THE TOLL

I keep a sock of black pills on me at all times when I venture out into IRL.

If it ruins stacy's life I'm willing to suffer and die, that's the plan anyways.

sorry am i the one invading a safe space trying to parrot some bullshit talking points to explain why something is the way it is or am i just shitting on some lady in my own safe space?

There's something hilarious about the idea of a safe space for whiny incels. That being said, the incel actually won the argument in this case. Entitled feminists btfo

Safe spaces for incels = safe everywhere else for everyone else. We should all support this tbh.

This is how you legalize incel sleeper cells.

Unironically this.

If a flat earther wins an argument against an antivaxer, they're both still retards.

Except incels are less closer to those two groups than feminists.

legalize rape

Beep beep beep

lazy and predictable, see me after class

Because how else will you get laid

Bend over.

incels' tax dollars

Neetbux are not taxed, silly /u/Detoxification-

There are quite a few wageslaves there as well.

[Doubt]

[BIG IF TRUE]

Let's make sex more risky and harder to have.

Meanwhile:

Why won't Stacy fuck me?

They're kinda shooting themselves in the foot here. She's not going to pity fuck them if she has to pay for it.

Let's be real: Stacy wasn't gonna fuck them even if there wasn't consequences.

More like nailing their dicks to a board.

They can just not have sex. After all, it's not like they're entitled to it. And then there's even less women having sex, so you're denying it to all those others because you can't have it? Also female contraception is not just used for birth control. I'm denying it? You're the one saying no one is entitled to sex. So why is it suddenly such a problem that people don't get it? Also "female contraception is not just used for birth control." That's even worse example, why would my taxes go to buy you something just to make you feel better every month? Why can't government sponsor me a hooker every month then, it's the same thing?

I gotta say the incels are arguing this one pretty well 10/10

Nah, he's still retarded. The same places that give out free birth control, also give out free condoms. Government sponsors his cock as well.

But he's an incel 🤔🤔🤔

Not anyone else's fault he doesn't know how to use it.

Losing an argument to an incel has got to be the most demoralizing thing in the world lmao

If you're shallow enough to be demoralised by a random anonymous people on the internet, then you need to get out more.

Dear me. It's almost like you think I should care. And you're not original in your thoughts. Which I also don't care about.

Ho hum. Carry on with your drama.

Nah, it's pretty shallow to care so little about intellect that you don't mind being outsmarted by a tard.

A "tard"? Wow. You're really a special little charmer, aren't you?

Any particular branch of the conversation? I actually just gave up trying to keep up with so many different conversations all at once.

Medication ain't free, roastie. Pay for your own shit. NOW GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

Piss off. I was invited here.

Anyway, my meds are free. Get over it.

Your tranny hormones shouldn't be free. Swing your dick elsewhere. B gon thot

Such a funny guy. I bet you're a hoot at parties.

Real parties without trashy whores like yourself. Kill yourself

Nope. I wouldn't give you the satisfaction.

Besides, what you think means absolutely sod all to me. You're just another random name on the internet. yawn

Oh no a stronk womyn who don't take no thing from no man

metoo #meltsaway #womenforwomen

You should be on the stage with that act.

Ok

How did you lose an argument to a roastie that lost and argument to an incel?

How did you scroll this far down a drama thread

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Indeed!

Real parties without trashy whores like yourself. Kill yourself

Also don't do that /u/d4ddy54m4, for real. We have rules now and shit.

Anyway, my meds are free. Get over it.

Nothing is ever really free. Surely you mean "paid by everyone else"?

Special? Wow.

That guy /u/governmentgetsgirlfriends (or whatever he's called now) did think the government should buy him hookers every month. He also tried to rape his mom and broke her arm, though.

hey /u/brainandforce you ever see caamib?? 🤔

He also tried to rape his mom and broke her arm, though.

whatthefuck.jpg

He used to post on here but I forgot his username.

I've got him tagged as a Pedo - can anyone remind me why?

I think he had an teen girlfriend at some point. But he's in Europe so it's unclear what the age of consent is in his country.

Could be. I suspect it was probably something more than that, as I tend to only tag people as Pedo's when they either defend pedophilia, or basically come out and say they fuck kids. Oh well

Pretty sure RES inludes a link to whatever comment the tag was made on, forgot where you can find that though.

Thanks for the info! Unfortunately the comment was from Truecels which is now banned, but from what I can make out the thread was titled "The Pedophilia Fallacy", so I guess that answers that question.

holy btfo

/u/MagratM how does it feel to be completely destroyed by a fucking incel?

I don't know. I'll let you know if it happens.

Away back to your drama.

hello?

it's already done?

do your eyes work?

Really? I never noticed.

Never mind.

Ah, some girls are such airheads ;-)

Not going to lie, when they said women aren't entitled to free protected sex that cracked me up. Sex isn't a big deal in life and people should be able to do without any just fine, right?

Pay for your own condoms, commie

Do you know how to read?

Tbh I didn’t look at the context just assumed they were talking about free condoms and birth control

Fair enough.

Incels right again as per usual

roasties roasted

Where are abortions actually free? Costs like €400 here to have one and that's in a huge welfare state. My last hospital bill was less than €3.

Back-street abortions are more likely to result in death, removing some of those willing to have sex, despite the risks, from the available pool, slimming your chances even more.

Someone's still bitter about the coat hanger scars on her neck, I see.