Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. ^src

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nice

Snappy's random quotes are relevant so often that it really puts the general output of reddit in a bad light.

Man that's the first time I've been on /r/the_blumbf in months and it's devolved to 9gag tier memes, though it was pretty trash to begin with

Garbage doesn't devolve. It simply is. A constant. An omnipresence. Literally their way of life.

Millenia into the future, when even the speed of light will be surpassed and the edges of the universe discovered, r/T_D will still be a constant.

Hey, Matues49, just a quick heads-up:
millenia is actually spelled millennia. You can remember it by double l, double n.
Have a nice day!

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double oh, double pee

Dee oh double gee

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fuck u mum

Hey, Matues49, just a quick heads-up: mum is actually spelled mom. You can remember it by no u Have a nice day!

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This is very philosophical.

I hope there is a sex tape. I'd love to see The God Emperor absolutely crushing pussy.

I’m not sure “crushing” is the right word to use there, /u/Ein326. “Smothering”, “suffocating”, or “squishing the enormous fat pad covering his pubis into” is more correct.

Not that he’d be on top. Fucker’s so out of shape and lazy you know she’s the one doing the riding.

If we ever get pictures of trumps dick, I hope it's either massive or baby carrot sized. A normal average dick will simply not generate the drama I crave.

i hope it's little on one end and big on the other

True radical centrism

Despite the speculation, we can all safely assume it's buried under a massive fupa.

he had numerous wives and mistresses. None of which pointed out that his dick is small or large - so I am going with ... its probably average.

this is how I make all decisions in my life and I can say that I am pretty average at life.

Gee if she will fuck for money, I wonder if she will lie for money. /u/veteran299

So how'd she get an get a NDA sent to her and her lawyer at the time from Cohen? He used the same NDA for the woman he paid to have an abortion for a fellow RNC fundraising chair member. The whole "she's lying" shtick is long passed unless your a literal retard.

/u/veteran299

H I L L A R E N T F R E E E E E

She sees to be living your head rent free dude. It's pretty pathetic.

Whoops sorry he was spazzing in my inbox and I mistook you for him.

I mistook you for him.

pls no bully

pls no bully

K.

I like that quote because you can literally fill in any career and it makes just as much sense.

He'll code for money I wonder if he'll lie for money

/u/z89101 If you want to talk pedos how about all trump's trips on the epstein's plane, their dinners, and Epstein hanging out with trump at maralago? Oh wait you don't actual give a shit about pedos.

Donald trump is a child rapist

/u/veteran299

Hillary Clinton

i dont understand. if hillary won the popular vote, why isnt she president?

hillary knew the only way to destroy trump was to allow him to become president and then use the deep state to "investigate" him. lol, tick tock, she's under your bed.

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Hillary told me to tell you "lol, you might not want to start bragging about shit that hasnt actually happened yet you retarded."

/u/Phixer7 your president will, but he has to pay $130,000.

All your hopes and dreams of an impeachment rest on this pornstar, and they are sliding down her tits like jizz just blasted on them from your president.

My president? I don't live in a country that has a president.

Which 3rd world piece of shit are you trolling from?

If he isn't your president , then don't worry about him.

Russia is the 3rd world piece of shit your president is beholden to. I'm not from there, though. I'll continue to laugh and point at the orange cheeto as he goes down in flames.

So a Canadian canCuck , I can already hear the apologies while you type.

Does it ever feel weird to call people cucks while daddy blasts you in the bussy?

I do the blasting, you tell me.

Pics or GTFO

Do you have to pay $130,000?

No whore is worth that much , I usually lay down a few bills, that's how she fed you all them year growing up.

So you're smarter than your president. He shelled out 6 figures for some pussy.

She fucked him for free, the money was for her to shut the fuck up and go away.

Which he wouldn't have had to pay if he didn't fuck her. And look how well it worked out. #ArtOfTheDeal!

She was there , he was horny, fuck it why not. This will all blow over and she will just be known as the pornstar that got fucked by the Don.

Worked out pretty fucked well I would say. He's the president !

The only reason its news is because its salacious, and the media loves stories about sex.

He should've made Mexico pay for it.

I don't want Trump impeached. I want him to keep getting rocked by scandals to the point he strokes out from the stress.

That, or I want him to drag the entire GOP down into the mud for defending him.

Keep dreaming , its never gonna happen.

You're gonna have a rough year.

Like your 2016, remember nov 8th 2016, I do , its like its was just yesterday, all the tears and hysteria, it was delicious.

It's almost two years later and you're still using the last election for your own moral support? To top it off, you think that's a positive? I would say get a therapist and some real hobbies but we both know you're too dumb for either.

My hobby and therapy is triggering sissy like you.

I'm afraid I have to tell you that being a Daddy Defense Force executive member means you're permanently triggered. No one should support any politician to the level you have. It takes a massive lack of critical thinking to do so and just points you out as a dud with nothing else to live for. What are you gonna do in 4-8 years when daddy is dead/gone? Where's your long term plan doofus?

Like I said friend, you're gonna have a rough year. If you think things are bad for Trump now, wait until the GOP loses the house and the investigations ramp up 10 fold.

https://youtu.be/48H34ukFe8g

It's hilarious that this is all you guys have.

"Sure, we elected a mentally ill moron that speaks at a 2nd grade level and has no idea what he's doing, but we really stuck it to the liberals!"

Its not all we have , its just one of the funniest things to see all you crying like a bunch of little bitch spoiled children . its hilarious.

Just keep reminding yourself that he's the mentally ill one. And that the blue wave is cumming.

Do you unironically believe a guy that went on infowars, claimed Obama is a Muslims from Kenya, and also lied about having a secret team of investigators on the ground that had had made discoveries "we wouldn't believe" is not mentally ill?