He keeps the mystery alive purely for meme value.

I would, but i'm greek and by definition to poor fo vidya games

Pay your debts.

Tell your dad to leave money beside my bed next time.

What are you telling me? Are you trying to say you're a prostitute that my dad fucks? Damn, thats really weird son.

Sorry, but I only play minecraft, candy crush and rape lay.

Still waiting for that sequel.

rapelay 2, the rapening. an anita sarkeesian production.

you don't even Yandere Simulator?

pleb

weebくそは死ぬことができます

ウィアブー大虐殺が遅過ぎる。マヨサイド完了後に始めるぞ。

ウィアブー

I was wondering about that. My moonspeak is seriously lacking slang due to mostly just using it in a classroom setting.

why ed won't reveal his/her gender.

Ed has a penis. He likes to be coy about it to sustain attention.

Hope you find this info useful.

Gamers are subhuman

He doesn't want you messaging him asking him to send you gussy/bussy pics.

Are you from EU? If not then I will take this secret to the grave.

I didn't think anything, I just asked because I am an EU fag. Your offer is meaningless to me, tata.

I will leave, but not because you wanted me to, but because I could not handle your amerimutt stench.

No need to run when you can just come out of hiding in the last second, isn't that right, yank? My family did not have the luxury of running, and spent the years of the war under nazi occupation.

https://i.imgur.com/nav8FXV.jpg

https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/0/6087/2411171-1_a_1_firecrackers_explosives_seized_in_lakki.jpg

Sorry, I thought we were doing a WW2 reenactment. Here.

Can both of you retards shut the fuck up?

No, you shut up.

no u

No you both

o fug

No need to run when you can just come out of hiding in the last second, isn't that right, yank?

Imagine you and I are having a fist fight behind a Chuck-E-Cheese. Because of your globular Adam office and my weak noodle arms, 10 minutes goes by without a clear Victor. Then suddenly, my friend Mike Tyson shows up and knocks you out in 30 seconds. How retarded would you have to be as an onlooker to say "bloody mike Tyson waited till the end of the fight to come in"?

My family did not have the luxury of running, and spent the years of the war under nazi occupation.

My family was firing cheap and widely available rifles at the age of 7, so I wouldn't know anything about being occupied.

Funny that you didn't do much of land fighting in the pacific and was a retard MacArthur wouldn't wait for the Experienced Australian troops to get back from Palestine and sent in unblooded American who threw down weapons and fled.

Australia General Thomas Blamey was commander of Allied ground forces as well.

What in the fuck is "Australia"?

The people that fought the hard land battles of the pacific war.

Oh yeah I forgot, there are like people living out in that area on tiny islands with tiki torches and whatnot. Bless their little hearts.

Love you pizzashill

I love you both

I'm sure I could love you, you meet all of my standards: male, posts on /r/Drama, likely personality disorder. Hmu on yahoo chat: jaredgayffer27

Ed won’t reveal it because Ed is a dinosaur 🦖

Is this a love confession?

Not if he is a lowly sauropod 🦕, but if he is a Spinosaurus that’s a different story

Ed isn't revealing shit because they can't say a word about anything now.

retail

https://lightshope.org/

pve

I'm not talking about ranked shit, if I want to play a game that takes skill and strategy I'll reinstall DotA.

Mario is better than any of the games you fags talk about. Keep yourself safe fam

dota skilled

Wew Lad

Why are you so desperate for attention that you shitpost about Ed's bussy? That's my job!

NO ICO 😢😢

Cause they are transitioning.

If you withhold a piece of desired information, you can turn it into a game with the people that want it.

Ed is a man but causes more interest by keeping xir gender ambiguous; xe is an attention whore (and posts all day craving replies)