This is why we need mayocide.

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Agreed, but do we know this is a mayo yet?

No doubt

Agreed, but do we know this is a mayo yet?

You kitten me?

Let's be honest, there's 0% chance it's not

Sick of the day to day routine, it felt so mundane.

The number one problem female mayos face is boredom.

I just feel pretty guilty

Mayos are riddled with guilt.

I declare you mayo behaviorist extraordinaire!

Can you imagine anyone other than a white girl writing something like this? Come on.

This post is garbage, but u/pizzashill might like it.

Why do you think I'd like this?

Y do u think?

Because you’re an incel.

[citation needed]

Literally your entire post history.

#GOTEM

You're a serial killer/nazi.

Source? Literally your entire post history.

Yeah I am

What does a girl bussy feel like?

Literally everyone knows you're a incel

You mean the woman herself? Because this reads like a Redpill stereotype of a roastie.

Yeah there are some pretty good tells it’s a red pill post, “Moved across the country for me” and “my number one support system” signal RP cuckpost, and “longing for past relationships” basically confirms it.

Also, no woman in that kind of situation would say a guy treats her “too good”. That’s like a man saying he has to break up with his girlfriend for the main reason that she’s just “too hot”. It will always be something like ‘he doesn’t make enough effort in our relationship’ or ‘he doesn’t take me on dates or do anything romantic anymore’ or ‘he’s let himself go’. No one, male or female, likes to admit that theyre the problem.

Soz for effortpost

Yeah, "too good" would be "is creepy and suffocating".

"my number one support system" is a pretty big tell too. If somebody values a support system like that then they're not just going to get rid of out out of the blue and face instability again. Plus the writing is too verbose for somebody trashy enough to willingly pursue unstable relationships/admit this shit in public.

Nah some people are like that, my current girlfriend is one. She has a messed up past that's left her pretty fucked in the head. When we went from being friends to dating she straight up told me she'll break my heart and that dating her is a mistake. This post is basically how she's explained her past relationships to me. Guy falls in love with her, she falls in love with him, he get's super nice, she out of the blue stops loving him and stops giving a shit about him entirely.

Hope you got some good fucks out of her.

Hope you’re not planning on turning anybody into a lampshade.

Did you fuck her?

r/whereareallthegoodmen

No this post is fantastic for here. I remember back in the days when /r/Drama was about more than just boring mayo reddit drama, but mayo drama from all across the internet! People like you make this place great!

Not sure which subreddit this belonged to so I posted it here

Why'd you make a new account to post this?

By meeting him later on she means after she got her fill fucking chad

Everyone fucked her, but you.

Town bicycle

She still won't fuck you.

I'm a Chad who routinely slays virgin puss, don't need the town unicycle

Necrozoophilia doesn't count.

:(

Don't put your gf's needs above your own, women never respect that and no one is attracted to a doormat.

What if that doormat has your waifu drawn on it?

if by doormat you mean a 160x50 cm dakimakura with a cover on which a lewd depiction of my waifu Azusa-chan (the best and sexiest Keion) is featured then absolutely

my waifu Azusa-chan

Maybe this time she will be adult...

Age 15

http://k-on.wikia.com/wiki/Azusa_Nakano

I don't know what I expected.

The only adults in anime are depressed christmas cake teachers, desperate for a boyfriend, love, and marriage who drink themselves to sleep every night, slowly destroying their liver and succumbing to crippling alcoholism.

Not really waifu material, for me at least.

>Who is kurenai

The fact that you only look at high school anime because you are a pedo is not an excuse, pedo.

Highschool anime is pretty much any anime besides shounen and I don't watch those because I'm not 10 anymore.

Ironically being 10 would be the only excuse to get you off he hook for being attracted to kids.

Highschool anime girls aren't kids though

True.

Highschool anime is pretty much any anime besides shounen

Yes, we are aware anime is for pedo or kids.

still better than American television though

The fact that it has kid in sexual position doesn't make it better, tbh.

Eh, those bathing scenes in No Game No Life with Shiro and the other girls were quality though. It adds to the plot, similar to the toothbrush scene in Nisemonogatari or the Shinobu bathing scene in Nisemonogatari (thinking back Nisemonogatari really had a lot of depraved scenes ...)

Eh, those bathing scenes in No Game No Life with Shiro and the other girls were quality though.

*Google it*

Shiro is an 11 year old

http://no-game-no-life.wikia.com/wiki/Shiro

What did I expect ?

Those stats seem off. 48 kg at 140cm? That's pretty fat and she doesn't look like it at all.

Even anime MC are fatass. ANime was a mistake.

http://imgur.com/lVNyfb8

Twin Peaks and Rupaul's Drag Race are good.

Oh damn I can feel the projection from here

No u

No you both

I feel somehow cheated.

Most of them are best girls in their own show.

stop watch moeblob shit

But they're so cute and squishy, a true delight in a cruel, cold, heartless world.

Mio is objectively best girl. I don't generally fap to anime grils but she's the exception. She's just that special. You have shit taste.

I know that she's the most popular but personally I never liked her too much, here's my ranking

If you don't have an haunted Astolfo plushie that succs demons to death and spams "gay" in chat your opinion is invalid.

Any culture which permits you to post something like this should be burnt to the ground.

You could not be more wrong. Women appreciate a man who is willing to put her needs first! It’s every woman’s dream to find a man willing to go that extra mile for them. I feel sad for you that you have never met a woman who was worth that effort. In this case it didn’t work out for the “OP”, but love is a gamble - there is always the chance it won’t work out. But as a general rule, it’s always a good idea to treat your girlfriend (or a friend/acquaintance you hope might become your girlfriend) as well as you possibly can.

🤔

low quality bait

2/10 pasta game

F

It’s not pasta! It’s my honest to goodness opinion on the topic as well as my lived experience. Treat women really well and they will appreciate it.

> It’s not pasta!

sad

treat women well

Downvoted

And treating really well for you is an euphemism which translates to "cheat on her with a different girl", or at least your history seems to suggest so.

Yes, exactly right! That’s my philosophy - treat the women you desire like queens and shower them with kindness while banging the crap out of random women you meet off the internet behind her back.

WORKS EVERY TIME!

It’s like karma or something.

Cheaters should be publicly executed. Unironically. Absolutely vile, disgusting people.

Yes, we are. But at least we are not mayos.

sad

Beat women really well

Fixed

It's not a mystery.

this is the first time I'm seeing the full picture

Elflets when will they learn?

What is this? I mean, like, philosophically?

Red Pill philosophy I suppose <3

I mean, why the elves?

The first men were elves, dude. The original sexual market was the elf kingdom.

Random art from a DND book.

This makes me uncomfortable and not in a good way.

We need to build waifus, we owe it to the manlets. Poor bastards,

haha holy fuck this is the first tiem i see the whole picture. its always the elf head rotated 90 deg counter clockwise lol

Lol, sounds like she wants her biker ex boyfriend back. Meh, to each their own.

Not gonna kinkshame her

Biker? This isn't the goddamn 80s, leather jackets aren't cool anymore.

It's 2018 and every thot out there wants a strong Black man.

This isn't the goddamn 80s, leather jackets aren't cool anymore.

SHUT UP! YOU SHUT UP!

leather jackets aren't cool anymore.

Delet this :(

He dodged a bullet tbh

Lol, sounds like she wants her biker ex boyfriend back. Meh meth , to each their own

Sounds like perfect mod material tbh, someone hit this girl upppp

How old is she? If she's 25 or under it's pretty understandable tbh

Back in my day you had to act like an adult in your early 20s.

getting married before your late 20's is pretty stupid tbh. Lots of world to explore and enjoy

being married means no more fun ever

I bet your messily parents divorced when you where 13

I'm married just an fyi, I just am glad I wasn't during my early 20s. You go through a lot of growing up in your mid 20s

virgin married at 35 vs chad married at 20

Pffft

In what world is that understandable?

Relationships get boring and just because someone is nice to you doesn't make them interesting or appealing

This is going to be lost on the segment of the population here who is desperate for anyone to touch their crusty wieners though

She longs for past tumultuous relationships. So nice attempt at putting a spin on it.

Right, past tumultuous relationships with people who were probably more attractive and interesting despite being shitty boyfriends

Even if this is probably fake it's not hard to understand where she would be coming from

Great. Just getting you to admit redpill theory works.

What kind of retarded logic is that?

People of both genders like to date and fuck people who are charismatic and attractive. That's it

Imagine unironically believing in the rest of the stupidity that comes with trp

No where in her post does she mention attractiveness of the current bf or the ex dipshit.

Try following a comment chain

why even try to justify wanting to be a whore? most people are gonna see past it. probably the guys fault in the end though, sounds like he's an emasculated cuckold. she'll go back to him after she's done riding the cock carousel

If relationships are really about showing dominance like your partner is some kind of dog then ty but I'll just remain a virgin forever.

you're not gonna make it

as long as you stand up for yourself and aren't a doormat to her it's fine.

the mistake that a lot of guys make is that they make pleasing their partner their primary goal, so they'll always put her needs above their own. But then you just become a spineless emasculated guy who'll literally do anything to please his girlfriend and that again is a huge turn-off for most women. They generally want a self-confident guy who'll stand up for himself.

It's not so much about dominance and power mind games but not sacrificing your integrity just to please your partner.

true, made that mistake once

They're not unless you're in a shitty relationship and/or extremely insecure. One of the reasons why marriages success is strongly correlated to education level is because smart and educated people don't buy into this stupid game shit they read from strangers on the internet. Though even before PUA shit was a glimmer in some crouching masterbator's eye, there was already a strong body of research suggesting that people who have a 'ludus love style' are easily the least successful in terms of relationship success and quality.

/#NiceGuys

thots gonna thot amirite fellas

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What the fuck

*fug

Thots gonna thot

If I had to guess, she probably experienced turmoil while she was growing up. She likely had a father who was an abuser/alcoholic, or she was raised by a single mother.

literally no drama

On top of that, this post has over 100 comments and upvotes. Actual dramaposts currently on the front page have less than that.

I know, it's /r/drama, so it's to be expected.

You should fuck her.

Mayo is white people.

Girl's already got one pussy, why would they want another?

fake and gay.

Women never admit they are at fault like this until they've exhausted every other option.

Red Pill told ya so

The dude got so lucky and likely knows that. The ship wreck of a female will go on to destroy lives until she is beaten to death or finds therapy. I really am not invested in the outcome.

FUCK I JUST REALISED clicking that blonde chick at the left side of screen makes her go away. I've been suffering for DAYS.

She just sound like a bitch who fucked a good man over because she was bored.

I reckon its a good thing in the end though. He can do better.