Virgin "Elon" vs Chad "notch"

319  2018-04-17 by Dextro420x

35 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-04-17

This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.

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1  HueyCrashTestPilot 2018-04-17

On fucking point.

1  cimarafa 2018-04-17

Are we sure Notch believes this?

1  nanonan 2018-04-17

Name a more 2d 3d game than minecraft.

1  TransRacialPygmy 2018-04-17

I object to this.

You forgot to mention Chad mods /r/drama.

1  captainpriapism 2018-04-17

pretty sure modding anything gives a negative chad score

1  MarlaMaplesIsMyWaifu 2018-04-17

Notch is such a Chad he makes modding look cool.

1  Yiin 2018-04-17

This what the mods want you to think.

1  die_rattin 2018-04-17

He has mod powers but doesn’t do any work

What’s bad about this

1  Assy-McGee 2018-04-17

"Everyone else in my pack family is an imbalanced, pedophiliac furry who yiffs in public with "smol animols oWo!", but I'm the normal one. Trust me!"

-/u/xnotch

1  grungebot5000 2018-04-17

that’s his only flaw though

1  Sebaceous_Sebacious 2018-04-17

If I post in this thread ASAP there's a moderate chance Notch will read this comment

I can't take the pressure

1  FartSmeller2018 2018-04-17

What a time for /u/ed_butteredtoast to be banned

1  LightUmbra 2018-04-17

/u/xNotch ignore this pls

1  pineconecandle 2018-04-17

You failed.

1  TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-04-17

Virgin metareddit vs Chad Front Page next pls.

1  Matthew94 2018-04-17

Can /u/xNotch confirm this appraisal?

1  gergerherher 2018-04-17

/u/xNotch pls gib monie

1  satanismyhomeboy 2018-04-17

He already did when this was posted in /r/virginvschad two months ago

Tweeted it and everything

1  Yiin 2018-04-17

Why do you know this?

1  felixjawesome 2018-04-17

Guess who isn't going to be invited to Mars.

Notch. Way to go, dude. You're rich, but you're stuck on this shithole with the rest of us peasants. We will eventually eat you.

1  SpotNL 2018-04-17

/u/xNotch is very charismatic. I've seen minecon videos and he is easily in the top 10 least awkward people.

1  GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-04-17

DEDOTATED WAM

1  IAintThatGuy 2018-04-17

/u/xNotch is very charismatic.

He's just one of the few high functioning people at the autism convention.

1  PantherChamp 2018-04-17

You forgot that /u/xNotch has harnessed the autism of spergs around the world (and still owes me $100k)

1  Sexyblackfeet 2018-04-17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlVMPzt4os0

Never realized, but notch is kinda neckbeardy

1  Dextro420x 2018-04-17

That fedora tho

1  Somenakedguy 2018-04-17

kinda

1  grungebot5000 2018-04-17

wait... notch?

1  Sexyblackfeet 2018-04-17

Yes?

1  grungebot5000 2018-04-17

see, the joke is he's absolutely expected to be neckbeard, and even seems to embrace it

1  SinceAntiquity 2018-04-17

Not to mention that Muskrat has shit taste for common thots.

1  Trannypostingaccount 2018-04-17

I tweeted it at him

1  Kumdogmillionaire 2018-04-17

Notch is a fat neckbeard

1  siskonaut 2018-04-17

Kys

1  Kumdogmillionaire 2018-04-17

Why? Because I don't like that fat faggot? I hope you get cancer and die :)

1  siskonaut 2018-04-17

You can't talk about one of our esteemed mods like that you cuck.

1  Kumdogmillionaire 2018-04-17

Him being a mod makes him double gay, just like ur mom

1  siskonaut 2018-04-17

What's wrong with being double gay?

1  Kumdogmillionaire 2018-04-17

Means he has to be double electrocuted by Pence

1  BussySundae 2018-04-17

/u/xNotch Someone made you tribute, or an effigy.