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/u/CatTheCat, don't mind me, just enjoying some Canadian 🥓.

Is xe even Canadian?

They're transnational shitlord >:(

/u/CatTheCat Canadians are even worse than Americans

They are often smug and arrogant dispite never accomplishing anything and being the UKs little bitch.

Imagine having literally a tenth of the population of the US and getting uppity because not all of 400ish million English speaking people in North America adhere to your provincial localisms.

I thought it was well known that Canada fakes it's census and there's really only like 10,000 people there.

Literally reddit: the country

Unironically

Eww. We should build a wall or something.

If there were no Canadians nobody would notice.

Fuck you.

Lol

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Holy shit ban all syrupchuggers

Of course it's a canda fag. Funny coming from the nation that thinks gravy on fries is some sort of intelligent invention. I accidentally mix the two after a couple drinks. Whoops, spilt gravy on potatoes, oh no cheese too, better pass this off as some holy national dish. Sorry, maple elves, we also did it sooner and better as well. It's called loaded fucking mash potatoes. Get off our dick.

But gravy on mashed potatoes tastes wonderful D:

I like to make a small aldera to hold the gravy en resevoìre, for my dipping pleasure, eh.

I do the same with this playing in the background.

Who doesnt do this?!?

Plebs

My sister and dad sperg out if you mix the gravy and potatoes together instead of allowing them to do this, my Grandpa called 'em morons last time we ate together rofl

Hold up son. While your grampa is always technically correct, this is a rare time where he needs to reconsider. The caldera is a supeior defense against dry meat and various other unsundries encountered at the family dinner table.

No, you get potatoes and put gravy in the hole, other food should never be more then touching the edge of your potato mountain.

They are just even more picky and don't like when you use the same spoon to serve the gravy and mashed potatoes because it "Mixes and contaminates it" even though you are literally putting them both on top of each other rofl.

Also known as the purist KFC FAMOUS BOWL approach

The correct way to eat mashed potatos

Don't know how Poutine is any different than a curry cheese chip you'd get at a takeaway.

Well, to be fair poutine needs cheese curds to be true poutine. Otherwise, yeah.

/u/CattheCat I get more flustered when you leafs call greasy vomit “poutine”

I poutined all over the side of my buddy's car last night

Binging is bad for you bud

I really didn’t

Well, then aim somewhere else. HIS PAINTJOB

Bet you've never even tried it you absolute fuck

Rich coming from an Amerifat.

Get with the times bub. The new term is goblino.

Minced meat pies are actually made of fruit. I was really disappointed when I found out.

You're thinking of mince pies. Also, despite being made of fruit they are not vegetarian generally.

All I know is that I got a mouth full of sadness when I bit into a small one and had to have it explained to me.

Yeah, the American guy in the office fucks up buying pies all the time. You were probably looking for a pork pie or something.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mincemeat

Yep, you used mincemeat to make mince pies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mincemeat ?

Mincemeat

Mincemeat is a mixture of chopped dried fruit, distilled spirits and spices, and sometimes beef suet, beef, or venison. Originally, mincemeat always contained meat. Many modern recipes contain beef suet, though vegetable shortening is sometimes used in its place. Variants of mincemeat are found in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, northern Europe, Ireland, South Africa, the United Kingdom and the United States.

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google "shepherds pie canada" and youll see that LITERALLY every recipe calls for beef.

WTF I hate Canada now

Canadians are fucking retarded, do they really think that sheperds herded cows?

Neither did cottages.

Here in Boston it’s called Chinese pie. Not sure why though, it’s what my parents always called it

Down in the Mississippi Delta its called nigger pie.

Ever had Jim Crow pie?

FIGHT LIKE THE CROW! KAW! KAW!

/u/CatTheCat Who shit in your cottage pie?

/u/CatTheCat why are you fighting so hard when you're so clearly wrong? Just because the inbred hosers in Canada can only remember a single name for foods that look similar, doesn't mean the rest of the world is so dull.

You're an idiot

At least I know the difference between a cottage and shepherds pie you knuckle dragger. How retarded do you have to be to think a shepherd deals with cows, it's amazing!

How retarded do you have to be to realize the days of fucking sheep herders being a common thing is over and the name Sheperds Pie is only a relic from that time. It's more commonly made with beef now you fuckwit.

imagine being so culturally ignorant and then doubling down on it, claiming everyone else is the retard. You're an amazing example of the Dunning Kruger effect. Guess it's not your fault, life didn't deal you a fair hand up top

Only in leafland.

Typical Canadian European inferoity complex eh /u/CatTheCat?

Sure thing "Juan". I'll have two tacos and a mango juice. Keep the change, you're diabetic mother probably needs it.

Ahaha you fat burger fucks think you need lamb to make a shepherds pie my god.

You could use goat. That would still be a shepherds pie.

uhh that shit they're fighting about is not a mincemeat pie.

mincemeat pies contain shit like beef, apple cider, sour cherries, apples, raisins, mixed fruit and other assorted spices to add to the nastiness.. these were made as a dessert, not a main course.

my maternal great-grandmothers used to make them around the holidays, everyone loved them except me.. I couldn't stand them at all, even those store bought fruitcake logs tasted better, even that's setting the bar low.

If I were good at making gifs I'd make one with my version of an american shepherd's pie.. better yet I could probably start a war with my hot/sweet chili con carne

mincemeat pies contain shit like beef, apple cider, sour cherries, apples, raisins, mixed fruit and other assorted spices to add to the nastiness.. these were made as a dessert, not a main course.

Not to be confused with a minced beef pie which is made with actual ground meat, gravy, onion and often mushrooms, and is superior to all other savoury pies.

Fight me if you're hard enough

Not to be confused with a minced beef pie which is made with actual ground meat, gravy, onion and often mushrooms, and is superior to all other savoury pies.

throw in some carrots and maybe peas and now you're talking.. do you make yours with a crust or just topped with mashed potatoes.

Fight me if you're hard enough

post bussy, that'll get me hard enough

Topped with mashed potatoes? Take your Australian-tier paganry and shove it up your arse. Pastry or broke.

Grated carrots I'll abide for the sweetness in the pie filling. Peas over here tend to be served as a side with savoury pies. Mushy peas if you're an inbred, marrowfat peas w/ pea water and vinegar if you're a refined man of culture... as I obviously am

I lost my phone up my bussy trying to exploit the vibrate feature. The camera hasn't worked right ever since

Reading on reddit, just how many millennials seem to be on anti-depressants, anti-anxiety or other mood altering medications, I can't tell if we need more or less of these medications.

Show of hands, did anyone not think this person would be anything but Brtiish before the big reveal? Canada, what happened?

Look you fucks, pies are serious business.

that me and every single person I know

Typical Canadians not knowing grammar ugh

I'm just going to claim that he's from Toronto. Torontonians are assholes.

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Canadians really need to understand the difference between themselves and people.