I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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Ranch is by far the most mayo condiment.

Objectively, no. Mayo is mayo.

Yea but mayo>ranch

You bring dishonor to your flair.

The only acceptable condiment to put on pizza is papa John's garlic sauce

The only condiment to put on Papa John’s pizza is a garbage bag.

No one said it had to be papa John's pizza that their sauce goes on. Hell, sometimes I walk in to the one down the road and just ask for that shit and they give it to me for free

Better ingredients. Better pizza. But we use literal garbage anyway.

Anything to drown out the taste of pizza, tbh

WEW what a take. I was ready to get in here and debate ranch Vs no ranch on pizza, and you just went fucking nuclear

Thin crust is OK but it's only a step above ramen noodles

we should fite, irl

I legit don't understand why people think pizza is good. It's the most mediocre thing and people are so passionate about it.

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ok then hotshot what is your favorite food if pizza is so shit to you

1. Tacos, extra hot

2. Double cheeseburger

3. Tacos, not extra hot

4. Single cheeseburger

5. Steak and potatoes with a side of steaming hot broccoli

eh, I can't argue any of that. I probably like most of those more than pizza as well, I just also really like pizza bc I'm a fat fuck

I mean I'm mostly exaggerating my scorn for the 'za. I'm just especially picky and like what most people don't. Like pizza with buttermilk raaaanch

OUTTA THE WAY, PLEBSHITS

That's fucking disgusting. Ranch dressing is proof America was a mistake.

Actually, regardless of nationality, it's a white person thing. For some reason white ladies love globs of fat and shitty crouton spices.

What a gay meta sub holy shit

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