I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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/u/FalloutTubes please ignore my friend. He’s drunk off victory wine. Please come here and shitpost with us.

/u/FalloutTubes, don't fall for these guys ruses, if you come here they might say mean things about you.😨 The Horror, the Horror

/u/FalloutTubes this is a subreddit of peace, we wish to reach Akhirah as one. unless you a mayo

Hey /u/PastaVagioli didn't you once brag that you were harrassing a family after their daughter got killed in an accident?

???

Wait, is /u/PastaVagiolo the autist that was super proud of harassing the Porsche Girl? What a fucking tool.

No apparently that was Frank_Tenpenny, but i though Pastavagioli was an alt of his.

Frank was Noodles alt.

can you give me a quick rundown on porsche girl?

everything that comes up on google is long and boring

Annoying teen gets into brutal lethal accident, the forensic photos are leaked (her head was completely smashed, utterly gory) and some fucking assholes "troll" her family by sending her parents emails as her with the headless images attached.

This is a v good summary, but not enough emphasis on the fact that these trolls are subhuman scum

And that Tenpenny faggot would call it creepy when people in their late 20s dated people in their early 20s. Pretty much every reddit neckbeard who moralfags about innocuous shit is also okay with something 10x more fucked up like sterilizing retards or the existence of white people.

Noodles alt.

I miss when we could tar and feather people.

Sure it could cause slight skin irritation or the chemicals to remove it could make you feel "gross" but if it's good enough to stop a high high falutin teacher in 1864 it's good enough to stop these outcasts.

tybg

ok but what the fuck

Right??? Actual sociopaths

that did sound really funny tbf

/u/FalloutTubes I'm Sorry some of us were mean to you

I'm not

/u/FalloutTubes, /u/LightUmbra is being mean to you.

Tey r dum

Jesus... the number of sanctimonious pricks in SRD is beyond pale.

It’s like... oh, look at me... I’m a prick and you are to the right of me so you must be alt-right.

More like "oh look, you disrupt my smug little circlejerk by saying mean things, you must be to the right of me."

I read /u/hypocritical_oath's comments and instinctively sorted through my recycling to find a can

probably bad words and spooky symbols

This place as a Nazi flair must be a Nazi sub.

So wait, I never go on /r/drama. Is the anti-YT thing a joke or do they actually hate the white devil.

it's more of a shitpost kind of thing, as with SRD most of drama is white

/u/xxxElQueso come here and say that to my face you coward

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come into my house and say that to my face you coward

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reported for doxing. bye bye troll :)

Beautiful.

Wow harsh

هذي المعلومة من كيسك ياسردين

عندك امدليل؟

Oooh careful, they might report you for mean pings and get the sub banned

LOL

When SRD reacts to Drama the same way TwoX does

Tbh it's always fun watching these spergs lose their shit and go crying to the admins. It's like bitch slapping that one edgy retard in school who thought he was a bad ass

Joan Rivers? Isn’t she dead

Someone make a new pro-mayocide sub then just mod everyone you want to see banned. I would do it but right now I have to go floss the ol' chompers.

Being an ironic dumpster fire isn't better than just being a regular dumpster fire.

/u/Hypocritical_oath do you see that thing flying over your head or do the clouds of smug make it impossible?

u/shinysuittheory, what about the mayocide does your SRDine mind struggle to comprehend? We will exterminate every single disgusting cumskin from the face of this earth, and mankind will finally live in harmony, free from the shadow of the Yakubian crackers.

The irony from a SRDine that only strings together words based on how popular it makes them. Nothing they say has any real meaning too it. /u/shinysuittheory

It's not a safe space for racism, he said totally unironically.

u/VasyaFace

First off snally has a feminine penis so will you kindly temper the sexism, Second off how dare you, and finally if you can't get behind the mayocide than I'm going to have to confiscate your soap box and your Srdine shaped virtue signal since you're obviously not committed to making the world a better place.

It’s almost as if srdines are unaware of the existence of a cutting edge 18th century technology known as the mirror

If you looked like the average SRDine you'd avoid mirrors, too.

people just steal each others terms now and use them as insults

Snowcuck

omg snowflake go back to your safe space youre triggered

right

Cucktard

"That's a safe space for mean people!" he snarled meanly from the safety of his safe space.

Does snally have a feminine benis? I thought she was a real woman 🤔

Snally is post-human so we don’t even have the vocabulary to describe what resides between her legs

/u/snallygaster can you confirm?

caring about such trivialities in currentyear

pig

Do you really think someone as worthwhile and interesting as /u/snallygaster could be male? Lol, just lol

GOOD point

Honestly FUCK males amirite

Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better.’

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually, I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a fucking coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

Unfortunately, I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.

PREACH QWEEN PREACHhhhh

Seriously fuck these y chromosome maggots, let's start a drama sub where they b banned on entry mofuckerrrr

Only with true matriarchy can we ever be free.

They would probably like that.

I've never met a real women without one. Ever seen a gussy? Shit aint human.

/u/Hypocritical_Oath show us on the doll where /r/drama touched you.

/u/zwiebelhans

I'm pinging you, because this is what you want.

You know I get a little more horny every time. I thank you for this pleasure.

😫🍆💦💦😖

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faggot

/u/optimalcynic

They're not about shitposting, they're about harassing.

Who hurt you? Come over and we'll make up, don't wear underwear 😍😍😍.

the srdine way is to viciously shit on people behind their backs, without them knowing and without giving them any opportunity to respond

aka being a punk-assed bitch.

u/optimalcynic I'm going to hit my buddy at the local medical college and see if we can rustle you up a prescription for a pair of balls so that you aren't such a thin skinned pussy, mmkay?

/u/optimalcynic harassment is just a sheep in wolf's clothing ｡◕‿◕｡

As someone who doesn't venture into /r/drama all too frequently, looking through these links reminds me of introductory foreign language classes. Like you are pretty sure you know what each of these words mean individually, but when they are all put together it makes no sense, and you would have no idea how to use such words properly yourself.

This guy gets us.

Nah, it's just their default template for exotic stuff. They say the same thing about any drama involving people outside NATO and people like hapas.

Yea, that just seems SRDine speak for "I think that if I jerk the way I've been taught to I'm missing some sort of joke, so here's this convoluted ball of nothing with a hint of superiority that will earn me smugvotes."

Plz help I'm being cyber bullied by the drama

You probably deserve it tbh

/#bringbackbullying

/u/FalloutTubes did you know that fat lolcows are actually an endangered species. Over hunting by /r/drama users has caused there population to drop. Please help us save the fat lolcow from extinction.

lol what he was discord dancing

SRD is the old hag that has cats and lots of opinions that she spouts out to those who listen, and is midly racist. We're the Aileen Wuornos of Reddit, you know a truck stop hooker wearing leopard print and chain smoking cigarettes in Atlantic City.

We're the epitome of good taste

/u/FalloutTubes /r/Drama needs you. This is your true home.

/u/Vasyaface stop arguing with snally. You are wrong and she will fuck you up.

Even snally senpai tried to pull those giant dildos out of their bussies. Love you, u/snallygaster senpai. ❤️❤️❤️