I told a new girl I'm dating that I visit r/drama. What are some good threads that won't make me look weird?

69  2018-04-19 by dramaac

42 comments

Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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Snappy confirmed sentient

This One to confirm there are none.

Does it matter when your new girl is a blow up doll?

She's a real girl. And not even fat. I don't know why I told her it just kinda came up. And I think she'll probably google it. I regret it a lot lol.

You should never admit to using reddit unless you're cornered.

And under no circumstances should you admit to reading (much less participating) in /r/drama. Just call it "internet".

MY WEBSITES OKAY I'M USING MY WEBSITES

Ayyy leave me alone oava heer ya broad, I'm jus' browsin' mah web pages, okay?

She's a real girl RealGirl™️

If true, you deserve whatever hell will be thrown your way. Never admit to being active on /r/drama! Bad consequences will come your way! Daddy does NOT approve!

Plot twist - She's the one trolling your comments.

Just tell her you meant SRD so she thinks you are just a totally lame smug loser instead of a huge autist.

Also if this is real and you are worried about her browsing this place what happens when she sees this thread

You fucked up, son.

Jesus christ, Sheldon. You don't have to agree with the point but being that goddamn literal either means you are dumb as shit or a goddamn retard.

Edit: So, IT IS goddamn retard. This sub could be awesome. Too bad it's basically t_djr. What a fucking shame. Comedy is only good if you can also laugh at yourself but that would require the ability of taking a fucking joke once in a while. Take a look in the mirror. This is r/drama not r/stickuptheass but based on the comments it's basically r/triggered whenever it comes to politics. Just like everywhere else. A fucking 6 year old Obama photo was highly upvoted just a few days ago. You bigoted fucks do realize he isn't the President anymore. No? Comodore Tang is our fucking president now. Your Ironman is an old pile of shit that gets spray tanned. Look at those fucking pale ass rings around his eyes. What kind of man would do that? Jesus. Putin is a highly compentent and respectful individual, especially considering he made the one and only POTUS his personal, spray-tanned bitch. The leader of the neo conservative movement is a less entertaining, more mentally handicapped, Jar Jar Binks. Congrats on your bowing to that retarded fuck.

This one 😊😊

I told my gf about this place, she said it looked cool and she wished she could have been here before the rule about mean pings got introduced.

Your date is mentally retarded enough to date you, there's a chance she'll like this place too.

Fake and gay. Bring /u/Ed_ButteredToast back.

I wish I could.

Fake and gay.

I wasn't pretending to be Ed. I can use this account too.

Apparently his ban ends in a week.

Are you engaging in heterosexual behavior here? If so, the issue will be resolved by your permaban.

It's icky gross and eww how he casually brings it up, permaban is not enough.

Umm, /u/wil and /u/xNotch having posted here is probably your best chance.

lol you already did

You’re an idiot.

No links rn but you could find some of the links involving some of the crazy meta shit that's happened over the years or some long-form effortposts about stuff that's happening in dusty corners of the web or stuff like that instagram fight that's on the front page right now. It won't be representative of the sub, but it'll be interesting and inoffensive. You dun goofed btw.

what instagram fight

The one on the front page rn

The one I posted a while back where some kid asked for advice on /r/islam because his mother thought that his anime figurines were haunted by genies or some shit.

Alternatively, just find some of the normie internet drama that gets subbed here sometimes (like the Channel Autism stuff or Onison).

But let's be real, there is no girlfriend and this is to show your therapists isn't it

The one I posted a while back where some kid asked for advice on /r/islam because his mother thought that his anime figurines were haunted by genies or some shit.

Yeah, that was a good thread. IIRC we actually gave that guy some good advice and came out of it looking like we're not all severely mentally ill.

All T Swift posts

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If she won't theraputically masturbate your future children then dump her.

FUCK I read that blog what an awful pasta to recognize

tfw if ur new gf visits reddit front page and ur a redditor too, you will both have nothing to talk about

(actual semi-quote from my friend's previous relationship because they are both reddit power users)

Post bussy

hahahahah you fucking retard

I went out to dinner with a girl who mentioned she uses reddit. I thought about mentioning r/drama, but quickly dismissed that idea and we talked about normie subs instead.

Anyway, have fun explaining bussy and mayocide

Haha nice try. Like anyone who is a regular on this sub has a significant other. Losers.

Search for posts from /u/hodorthedoorholder and show her those ones. If she doesn’t like them then you know she isn’t “the one.”