If true, you deserve whatever hell will be thrown your way. Never admit to being active on /r/drama! Bad consequences will come your way! Daddy does NOT approve!
Jesus christ, Sheldon. You don't have to agree with the point but being that goddamn literal either means you are dumb as shit or a goddamn retard.
Edit: So, IT IS goddamn retard. This sub could be awesome. Too bad it's basically t_djr. What a fucking shame. Comedy is only good if you can also laugh at yourself but that would require the ability of taking a fucking joke once in a while. Take a look in the mirror. This is r/drama not r/stickuptheass but based on the comments it's basically r/triggered whenever it comes to politics. Just like everywhere else. A fucking 6 year old Obama photo was highly upvoted just a few days ago. You bigoted fucks do realize he isn't the President anymore. No? Comodore Tang is our fucking president now. Your Ironman is an old pile of shit that gets spray tanned. Look at those fucking pale ass rings around his eyes. What kind of man would do that? Jesus. Putin is a highly compentent and respectful individual, especially considering he made the one and only POTUS his personal, spray-tanned bitch. The leader of the neo conservative movement is a less entertaining, more mentally handicapped, Jar Jar Binks. Congrats on your bowing to that retarded fuck.
No links rn but you could find some of the links involving some of the crazy meta shit that's happened over the years or some long-form effortposts about stuff that's happening in dusty corners of the web or stuff like that instagram fight that's on the front page right now. It won't be representative of the sub, but it'll be interesting and inoffensive. You dun goofed btw.
The one I posted a while back where some kid asked for advice on /r/islam because his mother thought that his anime figurines were haunted by genies or some shit.
Alternatively, just find some of the normie internet drama that gets subbed here sometimes (like the Channel Autism stuff or Onison).
But let's be real, there is no girlfriend and this is to show your therapists isn't it
The one I posted a while back where some kid asked for advice on /r/islam because his mother thought that his anime figurines were haunted by genies or some shit.
Yeah, that was a good thread. IIRC we actually gave that guy some good advice and came out of it looking like we're not all severely mentally ill.
I remember the first day I applied the therapeutic masturbation to my son. It felt completely natural as I already had a deep sense of intimacy with my son’s body through the process of massaging him, bathing him, changing his diapers and cleaning and touching his genitals and other private parts. The therapeutic masturbation was a natural extension of what I was already doing in taking care of my son’s body. I also remember how my son expressed a sense of relief, delight and happiness with a smile followed by laughter and other sounds of contentment when I applied the therapeutic masturbation. His body also succumb through orgasm to indicate his enjoyment of the masturbation. The reaction indicated a positive acceptance of the therapeutic masturbation by my son, both physically and emotionally. The therapeutic masturbation also led to a calmness in my son’s behaviour and he continues to show his contentment and happiness to all around him.
If she won't theraputically masturbate your future children then dump her.
I went out to dinner with a girl who mentioned she uses reddit. I thought about mentioning r/drama, but quickly dismissed that idea and we talked about normie subs instead.
42 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-19
Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 Fiery1Phoenix 2018-04-19
Snappy confirmed sentient
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-19
This One to confirm there are none.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-19
Does it matter when your new girl is a blow up doll?
1 dramaac 2018-04-19
She's a real girl. And not even fat. I don't know why I told her it just kinda came up. And I think she'll probably google it. I regret it a lot lol.
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-04-19
You should never admit to using reddit unless you're cornered.
And under no circumstances should you admit to reading (much less participating) in /r/drama. Just call it "internet".
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-19
MY WEBSITES OKAY I'M USING MY WEBSITES
1 saddertadder 2018-04-19
Ayyy leave me alone oava heer ya broad, I'm jus' browsin' mah web pages, okay?
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-04-19
1 saddertadder 2018-04-19
If true, you deserve whatever hell will be thrown your way. Never admit to being active on /r/drama! Bad consequences will come your way! Daddy does NOT approve!
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-04-19
Plot twist - She's the one trolling your comments.
1 pizzashill 2018-04-19
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8bf5rg/its_time_to_declare_war_on_twox/
1 moondoggy101 2018-04-19
Just tell her you meant SRD so she thinks you are just a totally lame smug loser instead of a huge autist.
Also if this is real and you are worried about her browsing this place what happens when she sees this thread
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-04-19
You fucked up, son.
1 cultish_alibi 2018-04-19
Jesus christ, Sheldon. You don't have to agree with the point but being that goddamn literal either means you are dumb as shit or a goddamn retard.
Edit: So, IT IS goddamn retard. This sub could be awesome. Too bad it's basically t_djr. What a fucking shame. Comedy is only good if you can also laugh at yourself but that would require the ability of taking a fucking joke once in a while. Take a look in the mirror. This is r/drama not r/stickuptheass but based on the comments it's basically r/triggered whenever it comes to politics. Just like everywhere else. A fucking 6 year old Obama photo was highly upvoted just a few days ago. You bigoted fucks do realize he isn't the President anymore. No? Comodore Tang is our fucking president now. Your Ironman is an old pile of shit that gets spray tanned. Look at those fucking pale ass rings around his eyes. What kind of man would do that? Jesus. Putin is a highly compentent and respectful individual, especially considering he made the one and only POTUS his personal, spray-tanned bitch. The leader of the neo conservative movement is a less entertaining, more mentally handicapped, Jar Jar Binks. Congrats on your bowing to that retarded fuck.
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-19
This one 😊😊
1 AlohaWarrior34 2018-04-19
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/75wi45/a_furry_accidentally_makes_a_rant_about_fit_girls/
She'll totally have sex with you after reading this.
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2018-04-19
I told my gf about this place, she said it looked cool and she wished she could have been here before the rule about mean pings got introduced.
Your date is mentally retarded enough to date you, there's a chance she'll like this place too.
1 PlvGdm 2018-04-19
Fake and gay. Bring /u/Ed_ButteredToast back.
1 Ed_BotteredToast 2018-04-19
I wish I could.
1 BannedForKysOnDrama 2018-04-19
I wasn't pretending to be Ed. I can use this account too.
1 whenweriiide 2018-04-19
Apparently his ban ends in a week.
1 automatic_chuck 2018-04-19
Link 1😊😊😊
Link 2😊😊😊
1 pepperouchau 2018-04-19
Are you engaging in heterosexual behavior here? If so, the issue will be resolved by your permaban.
1 Selfawarenesshere 2018-04-19
It's icky gross and eww how he casually brings it up, permaban is not enough.
1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-04-19
Umm, /u/wil and /u/xNotch having posted here is probably your best chance.
1 AquaNetwerk 2018-04-19
lol you already did
1 TransRacialPygmy 2018-04-19
You’re an idiot.
1 snallygaster 2018-04-19
No links rn but you could find some of the links involving some of the crazy meta shit that's happened over the years or some long-form effortposts about stuff that's happening in dusty corners of the web or stuff like that instagram fight that's on the front page right now. It won't be representative of the sub, but it'll be interesting and inoffensive. You dun goofed btw.
1 moondoggy101 2018-04-19
what instagram fight
1 snallygaster 2018-04-19
The one on the front page rn
1 PJmath 2018-04-19
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8ddikp/the_absolute_state_of_white_women_in_2018/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=Drama
1 LemonScore 2018-04-19
The one I posted a while back where some kid asked for advice on /r/islam because his mother thought that his anime figurines were haunted by genies or some shit.
Alternatively, just find some of the normie internet drama that gets subbed here sometimes (like the Channel Autism stuff or Onison).
But let's be real, there is no girlfriend and this is to show your therapists isn't it
1 Redactor0 2018-04-19
Yeah, that was a good thread. IIRC we actually gave that guy some good advice and came out of it looking like we're not all severely mentally ill.
1 KennethPowersMFCEO 2018-04-19
All T Swift posts
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-04-19
I remember the first day I applied the therapeutic masturbation to my son. It felt completely natural as I already had a deep sense of intimacy with my son’s body through the process of massaging him, bathing him, changing his diapers and cleaning and touching his genitals and other private parts. The therapeutic masturbation was a natural extension of what I was already doing in taking care of my son’s body. I also remember how my son expressed a sense of relief, delight and happiness with a smile followed by laughter and other sounds of contentment when I applied the therapeutic masturbation. His body also succumb through orgasm to indicate his enjoyment of the masturbation. The reaction indicated a positive acceptance of the therapeutic masturbation by my son, both physically and emotionally. The therapeutic masturbation also led to a calmness in my son’s behaviour and he continues to show his contentment and happiness to all around him.
If she won't theraputically masturbate your future children then dump her.
1 heavyblossoms 2018-04-19
FUCK I read that blog what an awful pasta to recognize
1 saddertadder 2018-04-19
tfw if ur new gf visits reddit front page and ur a redditor too, you will both have nothing to talk about
(actual semi-quote from my friend's previous relationship because they are both reddit power users)
1 shitpersonality 2018-04-19
Post bussy
1 westofthetracks 2018-04-19
hahahahah you fucking retard
1 freet0 2018-04-19
I went out to dinner with a girl who mentioned she uses reddit. I thought about mentioning r/drama, but quickly dismissed that idea and we talked about normie subs instead.
Anyway, have fun explaining bussy and mayocide
1 lemondiddles 2018-04-19
Haha nice try. Like anyone who is a regular on this sub has a significant other. Losers.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-19
Search for posts from /u/hodorthedoorholder and show her those ones. If she doesn’t like them then you know she isn’t “the one.”