I'm so vv mad at spez 😡😡 who, I hear, once fingerbanged a horse🐴😇 in high school 👀

Ok but in all fairness, who hasn’t?

Artists depiction of horse molestation:

🐴 hey anon

😒 hi Cinnamon have you seen my gf

🐴 no anon I haven't seen her at all

cinnamon goes over to anon and brushes against him

🐴 anon why do you care about her? Come give me a ride 😉

😒 no cinnamon I like you but not that way, just stop bothering me okay I'm looking for my gf horse

🐴 😭😭😭

Later that night

🐴 you fucking bitch

🐎 what's your problem? Anon loves me just deal with it. Get over yourself before you hurt yourself. Or me. Or more worsely anon.

🐴 you haven't heard the last of me you whore. Anon is going to love me

ACT 1 end

🐴 heyyyyyyy anon lookin good whinny

😒 oh, cinnamon. Look, please just leave me alone.

🐴 anon you ever been with a real woman like me turns around to show off body

😒 your hot cinnamon but I'm in love already

🐴 😭 I can't take it anymore!😭😭 I'm in love too! With you anon

😲 ok cinnamon don't freak out. Look, I'll give you just one fingering, okay? Just ONE. One diddle and I'm out. Deal?

🐴 oh thank you anon I promise

🐎 watches from the meadow I can't believe this

🐴 OH. OH YEAH. FUCK ME ANON. FUCK MY SLUTTY HORSE VAGINA

😒 quiet down okay I don't want my gf to hear

🐴 AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHAA! she orgasms

🐎 what was that?! OMG

😯 oh no, you saw me

🐎 you fucking bitch cinnamon! I'll kill you

🐴 neigh you won't (😂😂😂)

They start fighting

😲 stop horsing around! (😂😂)

🐎oh anon how can I ever forgive you

🐴 get lost honey anon is mine now

😣 no please I love you not cinnamon

🐎 but...

😣 in fact, I came here just to ask you... will you...marry me

😁💍

🐎 OMG

🐴 bitch what!?

🐎yes !

Act 3 in Oahu

🐎 oh anon this has been the most wonderful honeymoon but I just need to ask, why did you finger cinnamon

😔 my love I am ashamed of doing that but she was annoying me a lot

🐎 ok I forgive you now let's consulate the marriage 😉😉😉

😁OK 😉😉😉

😀🍆🐎

A few weeks later

🐎 anon guess what

😀 what my love

🐎 I'm pregnant

😲zoo wee mama

True ❤️. Brings a tear to the eye.

zoop 👉😎👉

Right back at ya sweaty 😉

👈😎👈

You two should make a buddy cop movie.

Lololol 😉😉

Not a bad idea eh mate? 🔫🤠

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👕👍Great!
👖

I'll be the crazy hot headed one!

💥🔫-(°□°-) TAKE THAT EVIL SCUM!!

Nooo I wanna be that. 😩😩

You be the cool😎 one who wears shades indoors and then takes them off to make "witty" puns. Pls 😋

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but who is anon???

all of us are anon and anon is all of us😓😯

That's some DEEP™ shit

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Ur dick is fragmented😒

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The Prophet sallallaahu alayhi wa sallam said: "Whoever makes an image will be punished by Allaah till he puts life in it, and he will never be able to put life in it." The Prophet sallallaahualayhi wa sallam also said: "Verily, the image makers are in Hellfire. Allaah will put life in every image and it will punish him in Hellfire." [Muslim] The Prophet sallallaahu `alayhi wa sallam sent Ali may Allaah be pleased with him and ordered him destroy every idol and to flatten the graves. [Muslim]

tl;dr you're getting dicked down by this comment in hellfire Ed

Ayyy Lmaooo

convert so that i can have bussy in heaven please

MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT 😤😤😤

All of the artist agenda has conspired to make this post.

let’s consulate the marriage

If fingerbanging horses is wrong, I dont wanna be right

THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE

u/spez is a pedophile

Whites literally ruin everything without exception

Beat me to this by 15 seconds

I won this duel pardner

So wait you're still a freedrama mod, but not a drama mod. Is freedrama the patrician choice?

They just haven't figured out I'm one of (((those))) yet

jews aren't any better.

We need an immediate and total elimination of whiteness in all its forms and manifestations, by any means necessary.

That's the thing, when the admins are talking about "genocide", they're talking about physical violence. When mayos ree about "white genocide", they're talking about the elimination of mayos through things like low birth rates and miscegenation.

I suggest that we define mayocide appropriately in the sidebar to avoid a misunderstanding with the admins.

I love the MODS(Miscegenation, Opiates, & Demographics Strategy)

Just wait till they find out even robots are better at even abusing opiates then they are.

Don't forget the Chinese, they're the dons of opium smoking, rumour has it that the Chinese speak in their accents due to the strength of opium in their districts, they originally sounded Italian before the black brick took over and sharted them a druggie dialect.

That's actually not a bad idea at all

so what your saying is property defined MAYOCIDE NOW.

The only place where people are maybe serious about mayocide is if they're like cheering on Julius Malema in South Africa or something. There are few other places where whites are under genuine threat of genocide or ethnic cleansing as a minority.

There are few other places where whites are under genuine threat of genocide or ethnic cleansing as a minority

where?

🤔🤔🤔

Reddit, according to the admins

Zimbabwe

A "peaceful mayocide," if you will

If only there was a sub for that. Like /r/breethewhiteaway for exemple.

r/childfree

Good point.

Some dude got convicted of hate crimes for making fun of Nazis in Scotland, and you are shocked that satire gets you pinged on Reddit?

Neo-nazi methbabies ised to get laughed at for suggesting that their right to bash the Jews would lead to a moral dictatorship. Somehow it fucking happened.

I’m just asking questions here, but what exactly is wrong with eliminating all un-circumsized White Males from the human population? 90% of them are either on welfare or heroin and are costing the honest American taxpayer trillions of dollars just by existing.

Under blanket bans of hate crime all hate is treated equal. If even if that hate was well earned in coupons.

Scotland

I think you meant Airstrip One.

I hope the refugee population and rates of miscegenation in europe increase exponentially.

Oh no is that a hate crime?

*M I S S I O N

A C C O M P L I S H E D*

Admins are raging faggots.

Banning mayocide jokes is the best thing that's happened to this sub in months

Spoken like a true mayo cowering in whatever passes for a closet in England.

whatever passes for a closet in England.

They probably call it something silly like a fanny cranny

Wardrobe, it's a fucking wardrobe okay.

lol whatever you say you discount americans. the english language is ours now, respect your elders

Now only mayocide truths are permitted

Babby board's first Admin warning? How sweet

The whites will reign supreme!

THIS IS A JOAK

All mayos should be eaten by cannibals

THIS IS A JOAK

Can we just get a bot that prefaces every comment on the sub like that? Like that totes hilarious "Owo I'm a furry" shit the Srdines did on april fools?

Could save a bunch of fucking around.

I vote u/Ed_ButteredToast converts his account to this bot idea

noooooooooo

u/Ed_BotteredToast

/u/Ed_BussyToast /u/Ed_ButtHurtToast /u/Ed_SpreadEagle

MRW

It's not ok to be white

Who wants to bet this won't be evenly applied to groups like Ghazi or TrollX who make such jokes about groups of people all the time, and given their insanity even when they are joking they probably aren't joking.

ah but you see, for it to count as genocide, you would need to operate under the false, racist assumption that whities are not subhuman in the first place

2018, the year where hate speech is made up and sarcasm doesn't matter.

Kill all white people💣💥🔫🔪☹☹☹☹☹👐

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