โณHickory dickory โณ ๐ญ dock ๐ญ, come meet my ๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป granddaddy ๐๐ ๐ฐ Tick Tock ๐ฐ!
He used to be a ๐ป Reddit ๐ช๐ฟ๐ช๐ฟ power user ๐ช๐ฟ๐ช๐ฟ,
Now he's just a ๐ tight ๐ pink bussy abuser ๐ญ๐ญ!
Yeah โฑ hickory dickory dock โฑ, let's see ๐ that fat ๐๐ ๐๐ฆ daddy cock ๐๐ฆ!
The clock struck ๐ one-y ๐and I went ๐ ๐ yummy ๐ ๐
Cause I get to slurp up ๐๐ all grandaddy's ๐๐ฆ cummies! ๐ฆ๐
Yeah! ๐ฏ Hickory! ๐ฏ Yeah! ๐ฏ Dickory! ๐ฏ Yeah! ๐ฏ Dock!
Don't you dare ๐ ๐ make fun of granddaddy Tick Tock! ๐ก๐ก
He'll comb ๐๐ through your posts back to ๐ 10/12 ๐
When you told a trollx ๐ฟ๐ฟ user to kys! ๐๐ซ
Ask not for whom the bell tolls ๐๐โit tolls for thee! ๐๐
Is genderโ๏ธโฆ even a thing๐จ though๐ค? I mean I know there's a whole๐ circlejerkโญ๏ธ around if someone gets high๐ฌ๐ and sucks๐ฎ๐ ๐ their friends๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ dick๐ then they were "gay๐ all along"๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ but taking acid ๐really shows yo๐ the connecting ๐๐โbetween everything, and things like gender๐ฌ๐ญ and sexualityโ๏ธโฆ stop being black๐ด๐ฟ๐๐ and white๐ด๐ป๐ท๐ฝ. So if I kiss๐ my maleโ๏ธ friend๐ฌ or suck๐ฎ his dick๐ while we're๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ both on acid๐๐ it doesn't even count1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ. It's not like I'm gay๐ or anything๐๐ผ๐ . Not that there would be anything wrong with that๐๐, but people need to understand๐ค๐ต๐๐ there's nothing โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ wrongโโ๐ โ with being straight ๐โ and doing gay๐๐ผ things๐๐๐๐ฆ. That's a stereotype too๐ก๐ก๐ก, like if you're straightโ you can'tโ๐ฏ suck a cock๐ฎ๐๐๐. Reverse discriminationโป๏ธ๐ฎ๐โผ๏ธ๐ฏ.
Just me and my ๐daddy๐, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I drink them!๐ฆ I slurp them!๐ฆ I swallow them whole๐ฆ ๐ It makes ๐daddy๐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 cummy๐ฆ, 2 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐daddy's๐ ๐princess ๐but I'm also a whore! ๐ He makes me feel squishy๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐
๐ฏTrue๐ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐I could never delete you Daddy!๐ Send this to ten other ๐ชDaddies๐ช who give you ๐ฆcummies๐ฆ Or never get called โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ againโโ๐ฌ๐ฌโโ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ๏ธ๐ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฆ
๐Daddy๐ be nimble๐ถ๐ป Daddy be quick๐๐ป๐จ Daddy has a rock๐ฟ hard dick ๐๐! 1โฃcummy๐ฆ 2โฃcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ 3โฃcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ 4โฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ! Daddy cums๐ฆ so much he can't cum any more๐๐๐! Ghost cummy๐ป๐ฆ Ghost cummy๐ป๐ฆ don't be scaredโ๐โ! There's always more cummies๐ฆ๐ that can be shared๐ฌ! Daddy makes me โsquishyโ Daddy makes me ๐งwet๐งDaddy treats me like his little pet๐๐ฉ๐! Send this to 69 ๐ฏTRUE๐ฏ Daddy's or else you'll ๐ซnever๐ซ get any cummies๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ again ๐ฆ๐ณ๐
Woah๐ฆ Woah๐ฆ Woah๐ฆ Hold on๐ฆ Stick em UP๐๐๐๐ THAT'S RIGHT๐ซ THIS IS A ROBBERY๐ซ Hand over the CUMMIES๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฆ and no DADDY๐ซ๐จ๐จ gets hurt ๐จSend this to your naughtiest๐ little ๐partners in crime ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ and you'll get ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐSACKS๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ OF CUMMIES๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Get 5๐ณ back, you're a ๐squishy๐ little rebel without a cause๐๐๐๐๐ Get 10๐ณ back, you're a ๐๐๐career cummie๐ฆ criminal ๐๐ซ๐ซ bustin all the daddies๐จ๐ฝ๐ banks๐ฐ๐ด Get 15๐ณ back, you're a little ๐ผ๐ผFAT CAT๐ป๐ป with mad stacks๐ฐ๐ฆ of CUMMIES๐ฐ๐ฆ Get 20๐ณ back, you're the ๐๐CUMMIE ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ QUEEN๐๐
DICKCEMBER๐ซ๐โ is cumming up santa's little hoes๐ ๐ผ๐ ๐ผ you have ONE MONTH to find a daddy๐๐๐ฆ ๐ that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnog๐๐ so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long๐ride your daddy's reindeer all night like ๐ ๐ผ does with his sleigh ya slutty elf๐ซ๐ so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day๐๐ ๐ฆ
๐ฆ๐ฆFuck me hard โค๏ธdaddy๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐๐ I want your ๐๐gigantic cock๐๐ in my ๐โจprincess hole,๐๐๐๐ and I want you to ๐ฅ๐ฅslam it in and out๐๐, fuck me good,๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฅ I want you to ๐๐hold me down๐๐ and fuck me๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ until I can't take it anymore, ๐ฅ๐ฅthen keep going ๐daddy๐๐๐. By the time you're done,๐ฆ๐๐๐ I want your cock๐๐ to be ๐ฅ๐ฅraw and throbbing๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ , and all my holes filled๐๐๐
I ๐คwant๐๐ผ to ram๐๐ my ๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธmeatsnake๐๐๐๐๐ฆ down โฌ๏ธJudy๐ Hoppโs ๐ฐ๐ฆthroat๐๐ ๐. Keep in mind๐ค๐ฆ Iโm ๐about 4๐ times๐๐ฆ her ๐size๐ฐ, so my๐ wiggler๐๐ is DIPPING ๐ฆ๐into โฌ๏ธher๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ intestinal๐ acid๐. She๐ canโt๐ ๐ ฑ๏ธreathe๐ค๐ก but ๐ค๐she โค๏ธ๐DIGESTS๐ฆ๐ the ๐tip๐ of my๐ sausage๐ฆ๐๐ฆ and ๐livesโ๏ธ๐ป upon๐ฝ๐ the nutrients๐ฉ๐ค. She๐ cries๐ญ and cries๐ฅ๐ญ and tries๐ค to reach๐ for ๐her ๐gun ๐ญ๐ซ- but๐ค it๐ซ isnโt โโ๏ธ๐ฑin โฌ๏ธher ๐holsterโ๐. Iโve ๐๐ฆgot๐ it behind๐ my๐๐ ๐. I ๐๐ฆpull๐ฃ๐ค it๐ซ๐ out๐๐ - she ๐๐๐ฆfreaks๐๐๐ out๐๐คก๐. Youโ๏ธ can see๐๐ค๐ what little๐๐ฉ๐ค hope๐๐๐ผ๐พ she๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ has ๐๐ผleft ๐พdegrade ๐ญ๐further ๐๐คand โ๏ธfurther๐ค๐ - she ๐ฐ๐wontโ๏ธ๐๐ง survive๐๐ผ๐ฉ๐ญ this๐๐ฆ๐ญ. But โผ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑshe ๐ฐโค๏ธ๐ฆhas๐ oneโ๏ธ ๐๐ผthing๐ฆ๐, one ๐โ๏ธhope๐ค๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค, oneโ๏ธ๐ PERSON๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ค๐to ๐cling๐ช๐ on๐ to๐ฆ - and he ๐ฆ๐just โ๏ธknockedโ๏ธ๐ค on ๐ขthe door๐ช๐ซ๐ฑ๐ญ. "Judy?"๐ฐ๐๐ I ๐๐hear ๐ฃ๐Nick's๐ฆ๐ฑ voice๐ฃ and๐ฟ picture ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฉhis๐ฆ๐ค๐ฟ smugโ๐ก๐ณ face๐ท๐บ๐ณ before๐ฅ๐ณ๐ i ๐๐ฆsee๐๐๐ค it๐ฆ๐ฉ๐บ. I ๐๐ฆ๐turn โ๏ธโ๏ธaround๐๐ฒ. NICK๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐ค๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ท๐ฟ. He ๐ฆโ ๏ธstands๐ถ๐ช there ๐๐horrified,๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฑ groceries๐ ๐๐ in ๐hand,โ๏ธ๐๐ค as๐๐ he๐ฆ๐๐ต witnesses ๐ต๐ฐ๐คคthe ๐ฌhorrors๐ฟ๐ป๐๐ฆ happening๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฐ beforeโฌ๏ธ๐ him๐ฆ๐๐๐. Judy๐ฐ๐๐ is ๐โบ๏ธCHOKING๐ต๐ฑ๐ค on ๐my ๐๐pork ๐ทchop ๐ฟand๐ง running ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฐout๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ of ๐ค๐๐๐ณair๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ - and ๐ค time๐ค๐๐๐ผ๐๐. Her ๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ๐tearful๐๐ข๐ญ eyes ๐๐look๐๐๐ค to ๐Nick๐ฆ๐ค๐ค๐ซ in ๐ญdesperation๐ซ๐๐๐ค, then ๐ฃ๐realization๐ค๐ฎ๐ง๐ฑ, as๐ she๐ฐ๐๐ sees ๐๐๐คthe ๐ค revolver ๐ค ๐ซin โคต๏ธmy ๐๐๐ hand๐ค๐ค๐ผ. I ๐๐lift๐ช๐คณ it๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ฆ, quivering๐๐ง, at๐คฃ๐ the ๐Wilde's๐ฆ๐ ๐ freaking๐๐ฐ๐ฑ face๐ฆ๐ค๐ ๐ก๐ฟ. He ๐ฆ๐ก๐บfreezesโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑ, my ๐๐๐finger๐๐ squeezes๐๐คฃ, a โ๏ธshot ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฑ๐ฐrings ๐๐off๐. Hole๐๐พ๐ค in๐๐ his๐ฆ๐ค๐ head๐๐ฆ,๐ฆ brains๐คฃ on ๐the ๐wall๐๐ค๐ฟ behindโฉ๏ธ him๐ฆ๐ค๐ก๐. I ๐๐have๐๐๐ slain ๐ก๐the ๐บ๐โ๏ธmighty๐ฟ๐ก๐ค ๐ฆ๐ฆNicholas ๐ฆ๐ฆWilde๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐๐ค, and๐ค extinguished๐คข๐ณ the๐ dying๐ต๐ค๐คค flame๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ of โ๏ธhope๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค that๐ judy๐๐คค๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ clung๐ช๐ to๐๐๐. She๐ฐ๐ฆ stopsโโ๏ธ fighting๐ช๐ค๐ค for๐๐ her ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฆlife๐๐๐ฅ after โ๐watching๐๐ค๐ Nick ๐ฆ๐ค๐๐๐ฟsink๐ต๐ฐ๐ to๐ the floor.๐๐๐ Within ๐ค๐seconds๐๐ฅ๐, she๐ฐ๐ฆ๐๐ is๐คก dead๐๐ฉ๐ค, mouth ๐ ๐๐still๐ค๐ on ๐๐ซmy๐๐๐ sausage๐๐๐ฆ, reaching๐๐ all๐๐ the๐๐ way๐๐ down ๐๐โฌ๏ธto ๐ถher ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐stomach๐๐๐คฃ. Finally๐๐๐, it ๐๐ฆbursts๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ. Gallons๐ฉ๐๐ฉ of ๐piping๐ฑ๐คค๐คค๐คค hot๐ณ๐ ๐ cream ๐๐are๐ flung๐๐ into ๐๐๐คฃthe๐ซ๐ stomach๐๐ค ofโน๏ธ๐ค the๐๐๐ dead โ ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐๐คฃHopps๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐. Atโบ๏ธ๐ last๐๐๐คค, I ๐๐๐am ๐คงsatisfied.๐คค๐คคโบ๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
Aww, hell nah. I could have an alt for the codes, but you know what? I won't be ashamed of this any longer - sometimes, I get out of the house and travel. That feels good. So...nudes?
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-21
Ayyy snappy here are your shekels for today!โฐ(อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)โ__________ [ฬฒฬ โช(ฬฒฬ 5)ฬฒฬ โช]
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
โณHickory dickory โณ ๐ญ dock ๐ญ, come meet my ๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป granddaddy ๐๐ ๐ฐ Tick Tock ๐ฐ! He used to be a ๐ป Reddit ๐ช๐ฟ๐ช๐ฟ power user ๐ช๐ฟ๐ช๐ฟ, Now he's just a ๐ tight ๐ pink bussy abuser ๐ญ๐ญ! Yeah โฑ hickory dickory dock โฑ, let's see ๐ that fat ๐๐ ๐๐ฆ daddy cock ๐๐ฆ! The clock struck ๐ one-y ๐and I went ๐ ๐ yummy ๐ ๐ Cause I get to slurp up ๐๐ all grandaddy's ๐๐ฆ cummies! ๐ฆ๐ Yeah! ๐ฏ Hickory! ๐ฏ Yeah! ๐ฏ Dickory! ๐ฏ Yeah! ๐ฏ Dock! Don't you dare ๐ ๐ make fun of granddaddy Tick Tock! ๐ก๐ก He'll comb ๐๐ through your posts back to ๐ 10/12 ๐ When you told a trollx ๐ฟ๐ฟ user to kys! ๐๐ซ Ask not for whom the bell tolls ๐๐โit tolls for thee! ๐๐
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-21
Is this OC? Because it's amazing.
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
Nah u/Plexipus made it ๐
1 Plexipus 2018-04-21
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1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
It's amazing! ๐๐๐
1 snallygaster 2018-04-21
๐๐ซ๐
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-21
๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-04-21
No
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-21
You can't deny the power of unicorns ๐ฆ
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-04-21
ITS ๐ NOT ๐ GAY๐IF๐ YOUR๐ BRO ๐ IS ๐ JUST๐ HELPING ๐ YOU๐ SCRATCH ๐ YOUR ๐ASSHOLE ๐WITH ๐ HIS๐ PENIS๐ ๐ฏ๐ฉ๐
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-21
Is genderโ๏ธโฆ even a thing๐จ though๐ค? I mean I know there's a whole๐ circlejerkโญ๏ธ around if someone gets high๐ฌ๐ and sucks๐ฎ๐ ๐ their friends๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ dick๐ then they were "gay๐ all along"๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ but taking acid ๐really shows yo๐ the connecting ๐๐โbetween everything, and things like gender๐ฌ๐ญ and sexualityโ๏ธโฆ stop being black๐ด๐ฟ๐๐ and white๐ด๐ป๐ท๐ฝ. So if I kiss๐ my maleโ๏ธ friend๐ฌ or suck๐ฎ his dick๐ while we're๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ both on acid๐๐ it doesn't even count1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ. It's not like I'm gay๐ or anything๐๐ผ๐ . Not that there would be anything wrong with that๐๐, but people need to understand๐ค๐ต๐๐ there's nothing โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ wrongโโ๐ โ with being straight ๐โ and doing gay๐๐ผ things๐๐๐๐ฆ. That's a stereotype too๐ก๐ก๐ก, like if you're straightโ you can'tโ๐ฏ suck a cock๐ฎ๐๐๐. Reverse discriminationโป๏ธ๐ฎ๐โผ๏ธ๐ฏ.
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-04-21
Daddyโs ๐ง cummies, ๐ฆ nice ๐ and yummy ๐
Thick ๐ซ๐and gooey, feel like honey ๐ฏ
That sweet ๐ญ milk, ๐ฅ oh-so-tasty ๐คค
Daddy, ๐ง Daddy, ๐ง please be hasty!๐จ
My tongue ๐ swirls ๐ round ๐ and round ๐
While Daddy ๐ง gives my ass ๐ a great big pound ๐ค๐ฅ
Over ๐ in the corner, wrapped ๐ in chains โ
Mommy ๐ฉ huddled over, screaming ๐ฑ in pain ๐ช
โShut up, bitch! ๐ฉ Stay on the floor!โ
Mommy ๐ฉ sobbing ๐ญ louder, I ๐ง call ๐ฃ her a whore
She reaches behind her ๐ฉ for her gun ๐
While Daddy gropes ๐ and tickles ๐ค my sweet ๐ฌ buns ๐
Puts the barrel ๐ between ๐๐ her teeth ๐
And Daddyโs ๐ง semen ๐ฆ begins to seep โ๏ธ
Gunpowder, blood, ๐ brains ๐ง and gore ๐
Mommyโs ๐ฉ lifeless ๐ป corpse slumps โฌ๏ธ to the floor ๐
Cummies, ๐ฆ cummies ๐ฆ filling my throat
My pussy ๐ฑ is completely ๐ soaked ๐ฆ
But Daddyโs cock ๐ just gets bigger ๐ณ๐ฒ
Over near ๐ฏ the drawers, he grabs the scissors โ๏ธ
Cuts ๐ช a hole ๐ณ in Mommyโs ๐ฉ stomach
In her hand, ๐คฒ a gin and tonic ๐บ
He ๐ง begins to unravel her strings of intestines ๐
โLook ๐ closely, youโll learn ๐จโ๐ซ a lessonโ
Ties a noose, ๐ rigs it tight ๐ซ
โSweetie, ๐ง sweetie, ๐ง no need to fightโ ๐๐ฅ
Puts her ๐ฉ guts ๐คค around ๐ my neck
โLooks like everythingโs good ๐ and setโ ๐
Lets me fall down โฌ๏ธ about ๐ค๐ญ a yard
Face ๐ง turning blue, choking ๐คญ hard ๐ช
All the while, ๐ Daddyโs ๐ง stroking his cock ๐
And for a moment, ๐ณ our eyes ๐ lock ๐
Tears ๐ญ of joy ๐ stream down my face ๐ง
Iโm going to ๐ต a better โจ place~
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-21
Just me and my ๐daddy๐, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I drink them!๐ฆ I slurp them!๐ฆ I swallow them whole๐ฆ ๐ It makes ๐daddy๐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 cummy๐ฆ, 2 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐daddy's๐ ๐princess ๐but I'm also a whore! ๐ He makes me feel squishy๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐ญ๐
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โโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
โโโโโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
โโโโโโโโโโโ] 99% complete.....
๐ซERROR!๐ซ
๐ฏTrue๐ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐I could never delete you Daddy!๐ Send this to ten other ๐ชDaddies๐ช who give you ๐ฆcummies๐ฆ Or never get called โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ againโโ๐ฌ๐ฌโโ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ๏ธ๐ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฆ
๐Daddy๐ be nimble๐ถ๐ป Daddy be quick๐๐ป๐จ Daddy has a rock๐ฟ hard dick ๐๐! 1โฃcummy๐ฆ 2โฃcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ 3โฃcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ 4โฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ! Daddy cums๐ฆ so much he can't cum any more๐๐๐! Ghost cummy๐ป๐ฆ Ghost cummy๐ป๐ฆ don't be scaredโ๐โ! There's always more cummies๐ฆ๐ that can be shared๐ฌ! Daddy makes me โsquishyโ Daddy makes me ๐งwet๐งDaddy treats me like his little pet๐๐ฉ๐! Send this to 69 ๐ฏTRUE๐ฏ Daddy's or else you'll ๐ซnever๐ซ get any cummies๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ again ๐ฆ๐ณ๐
Woah๐ฆ Woah๐ฆ Woah๐ฆ Hold on๐ฆ Stick em UP๐๐๐๐ THAT'S RIGHT๐ซ THIS IS A ROBBERY๐ซ Hand over the CUMMIES๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฆ and no DADDY๐ซ๐จ๐จ gets hurt ๐จSend this to your naughtiest๐ little ๐partners in crime ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ and you'll get ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐSACKS๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ OF CUMMIES๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Get 5๐ณ back, you're a ๐squishy๐ little rebel without a cause๐๐๐๐๐ Get 10๐ณ back, you're a ๐๐๐career cummie๐ฆ criminal ๐๐ซ๐ซ bustin all the daddies๐จ๐ฝ๐ banks๐ฐ๐ด Get 15๐ณ back, you're a little ๐ผ๐ผFAT CAT๐ป๐ป with mad stacks๐ฐ๐ฆ of CUMMIES๐ฐ๐ฆ Get 20๐ณ back, you're the ๐๐CUMMIE ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ QUEEN๐๐
DICKCEMBER๐ซ๐โ is cumming up santa's little hoes๐ ๐ผ๐ ๐ผ you have ONE MONTH to find a daddy๐๐๐ฆ ๐ that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnog๐๐ so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long๐ride your daddy's reindeer all night like ๐ ๐ผ does with his sleigh ya slutty elf๐ซ๐ so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day๐๐ ๐ฆ
๐ฆ๐ฆFuck me hard โค๏ธdaddy๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐๐ I want your ๐๐gigantic cock๐๐ in my ๐โจprincess hole,๐๐๐๐ and I want you to ๐ฅ๐ฅslam it in and out๐๐, fuck me good,๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฅ I want you to ๐๐hold me down๐๐ and fuck me๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ until I can't take it anymore, ๐ฅ๐ฅthen keep going ๐daddy๐๐๐. By the time you're done,๐ฆ๐๐๐ I want your cock๐๐ to be ๐ฅ๐ฅraw and throbbing๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ , and all my holes filled๐๐๐
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2018-04-21
Inshallah
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-04-21
I ๐คwant๐๐ผ to ram๐๐ my ๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธmeatsnake๐๐๐๐๐ฆ down โฌ๏ธJudy๐ Hoppโs ๐ฐ๐ฆthroat๐๐ ๐. Keep in mind๐ค๐ฆ Iโm ๐about 4๐ times๐๐ฆ her ๐size๐ฐ, so my๐ wiggler๐๐ is DIPPING ๐ฆ๐into โฌ๏ธher๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ intestinal๐ acid๐. She๐ canโt๐ ๐ ฑ๏ธreathe๐ค๐ก but ๐ค๐she โค๏ธ๐DIGESTS๐ฆ๐ the ๐tip๐ of my๐ sausage๐ฆ๐๐ฆ and ๐livesโ๏ธ๐ป upon๐ฝ๐ the nutrients๐ฉ๐ค. She๐ cries๐ญ and cries๐ฅ๐ญ and tries๐ค to reach๐ for ๐her ๐gun ๐ญ๐ซ- but๐ค it๐ซ isnโt โโ๏ธ๐ฑin โฌ๏ธher ๐holsterโ๐. Iโve ๐๐ฆgot๐ it behind๐ my๐๐ ๐. I ๐๐ฆpull๐ฃ๐ค it๐ซ๐ out๐๐ - she ๐๐๐ฆfreaks๐๐๐ out๐๐คก๐. Youโ๏ธ can see๐๐ค๐ what little๐๐ฉ๐ค hope๐๐๐ผ๐พ she๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ has ๐๐ผleft ๐พdegrade ๐ญ๐further ๐๐คand โ๏ธfurther๐ค๐ - she ๐ฐ๐wontโ๏ธ๐๐ง survive๐๐ผ๐ฉ๐ญ this๐๐ฆ๐ญ. But โผ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑshe ๐ฐโค๏ธ๐ฆhas๐ oneโ๏ธ ๐๐ผthing๐ฆ๐, one ๐โ๏ธhope๐ค๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค, oneโ๏ธ๐ PERSON๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ค๐to ๐cling๐ช๐ on๐ to๐ฆ - and he ๐ฆ๐just โ๏ธknockedโ๏ธ๐ค on ๐ขthe door๐ช๐ซ๐ฑ๐ญ. "Judy?"๐ฐ๐๐ I ๐๐hear ๐ฃ๐Nick's๐ฆ๐ฑ voice๐ฃ and๐ฟ picture ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฉhis๐ฆ๐ค๐ฟ smugโ๐ก๐ณ face๐ท๐บ๐ณ before๐ฅ๐ณ๐ i ๐๐ฆsee๐๐๐ค it๐ฆ๐ฉ๐บ. I ๐๐ฆ๐turn โ๏ธโ๏ธaround๐๐ฒ. NICK๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐ค๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ท๐ฟ. He ๐ฆโ ๏ธstands๐ถ๐ช there ๐๐horrified,๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฑ groceries๐ ๐๐ in ๐hand,โ๏ธ๐๐ค as๐๐ he๐ฆ๐๐ต witnesses ๐ต๐ฐ๐คคthe ๐ฌhorrors๐ฟ๐ป๐๐ฆ happening๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฐ beforeโฌ๏ธ๐ him๐ฆ๐๐๐. Judy๐ฐ๐๐ is ๐โบ๏ธCHOKING๐ต๐ฑ๐ค on ๐my ๐๐pork ๐ทchop ๐ฟand๐ง running ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐๐ฐout๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ of ๐ค๐๐๐ณair๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ - and ๐ค time๐ค๐๐๐ผ๐๐. Her ๐ฐ๐โค๏ธ๐tearful๐๐ข๐ญ eyes ๐๐look๐๐๐ค to ๐Nick๐ฆ๐ค๐ค๐ซ in ๐ญdesperation๐ซ๐๐๐ค, then ๐ฃ๐realization๐ค๐ฎ๐ง๐ฑ, as๐ she๐ฐ๐๐ sees ๐๐๐คthe ๐ค revolver ๐ค ๐ซin โคต๏ธmy ๐๐๐ hand๐ค๐ค๐ผ. I ๐๐lift๐ช๐คณ it๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ฆ, quivering๐๐ง, at๐คฃ๐ the ๐Wilde's๐ฆ๐ ๐ freaking๐๐ฐ๐ฑ face๐ฆ๐ค๐ ๐ก๐ฟ. He ๐ฆ๐ก๐บfreezesโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฑ, my ๐๐๐finger๐๐ squeezes๐๐คฃ, a โ๏ธshot ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฑ๐ฐrings ๐๐off๐. Hole๐๐พ๐ค in๐๐ his๐ฆ๐ค๐ head๐๐ฆ,๐ฆ brains๐คฃ on ๐the ๐wall๐๐ค๐ฟ behindโฉ๏ธ him๐ฆ๐ค๐ก๐. I ๐๐have๐๐๐ slain ๐ก๐the ๐บ๐โ๏ธmighty๐ฟ๐ก๐ค ๐ฆ๐ฆNicholas ๐ฆ๐ฆWilde๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐๐ค, and๐ค extinguished๐คข๐ณ the๐ dying๐ต๐ค๐คค flame๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ of โ๏ธhope๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค that๐ judy๐๐คค๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ clung๐ช๐ to๐๐๐. She๐ฐ๐ฆ stopsโโ๏ธ fighting๐ช๐ค๐ค for๐๐ her ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐ฆlife๐๐๐ฅ after โ๐watching๐๐ค๐ Nick ๐ฆ๐ค๐๐๐ฟsink๐ต๐ฐ๐ to๐ the floor.๐๐๐ Within ๐ค๐seconds๐๐ฅ๐, she๐ฐ๐ฆ๐๐ is๐คก dead๐๐ฉ๐ค, mouth ๐ ๐๐still๐ค๐ on ๐๐ซmy๐๐๐ sausage๐๐๐ฆ, reaching๐๐ all๐๐ the๐๐ way๐๐ down ๐๐โฌ๏ธto ๐ถher ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐stomach๐๐๐คฃ. Finally๐๐๐, it ๐๐ฆbursts๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ. Gallons๐ฉ๐๐ฉ of ๐piping๐ฑ๐คค๐คค๐คค hot๐ณ๐ ๐ cream ๐๐are๐ flung๐๐ into ๐๐๐คฃthe๐ซ๐ stomach๐๐ค ofโน๏ธ๐ค the๐๐๐ dead โ ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐๐คฃHopps๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐. Atโบ๏ธ๐ last๐๐๐คค, I ๐๐๐am ๐คงsatisfied.๐คค๐คคโบ๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
1 thebrokenbell 2018-04-21
Ed senpai is back!!!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-21
๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
๐ฉ๐ฌCool๐ซ
๐๐๐ฅ
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๐ ๐
1 whenweriiide 2018-04-21
So does that lady have four feet or hwat?
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
hwat?
1 whenweriiide 2018-04-21
On my phone one emoji is a pair of heels, so it looks like the lady has 6 limbs ๐ฅ๐ค
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
๐ฉ๐ฌGet a new phone!๐ซ
๐๐๐ฅ
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๐ ๐
1 whenweriiide 2018-04-21
Centipede lady frightens me!! ๐ญ๐ญ But boy does she know how to dress ๐
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
Lol post screenshot pls. I wanna see how it looks on your end ๐๐
1 whenweriiide 2018-04-21
๐ญ https://imgur.com/sfZ0dN7 ...๐
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
Haha spoopy! ๐ป๐ป๐
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-04-21
๐๐ค๐
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
๐ด๐ด๐ดโโค๐ด๐ด๐ด
๐๐ด๐ด๐๐ถ๐ด๐ด๐
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-21
Your and Ed's copypastas always brings more joy to my day.๐
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
Lol ๐๐
1 TransRacialPygmy 2018-04-21
Who let Ed back in?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-21
/u/spez himself ๐
1 TransRacialPygmy 2018-04-21
Aww how nice. Missed you bby.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-04-21
ED BB ๐ youโre back! And you brought drama with you? Vv good job ๐
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-21
Ayyyy ๐ช๐
1 TheTassieDevil 2018-04-21
Ed's back and everything is alright with the world.
1 WistopherWalken 2018-04-21
Same
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2018-04-21
I'm eating chicken salad, but it's not real chicken. It's vegan chicken. Shit comment for a shit post. That's what you get, Ed!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-21
You got some more of dem AirBnB codes my ni๐ ฑ๏ธ๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธ๏ธer?
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2018-04-21
Aww, hell nah. I could have an alt for the codes, but you know what? I won't be ashamed of this any longer - sometimes, I get out of the house and travel. That feels good. So...nudes?
1 westofthetracks 2018-04-21
tfw the tick untocks
1 MG87 2018-04-21
Lol dumbfuck though he could take down this sub
1 imnotagayboy 2018-04-21
Imagine wasting your retirement years the same way a bunch of teenagers do on this sub
1 icyhat 2018-04-21
Imagine being this big of a triggered and entitled little snowflake where you need to attempt to take down a sub because you got cucked hard.
I really don't know what went down but fuck the fallout of it is worthy of finding out.