The post you all waited for. Outing a sub mod, who has been supported by a reddit mod, the sub mod in question bullying, lying, and being full of her self. Then the reddit mod fully banning all accounts without a trial. u/rhubes. And reddit mod u/sodypop.
116 2018-04-21 by smopbukt
The only reason I have this account. They banned every account I made and didnt ask me anything, no evidence, nothing. I was invited here to make my case and make the issue known.
Let me first say that the only reason this came about is because I’m homeless and living in my car.
This is a mod whos gotten all of my accounts site banned by showing reddit mods what she wants them to see and not showing that she instigated anything.
For those doubting credibility of story, heres the car i live in.
The initial interaction
What i was banned over
(Accepting a pizza was not against the sub reddit’s rules, just the post. I edited the post to make it null after realizing it was wrong)(this user still wanted to give me a pizza)
Her claiming that i was following her to a different sub which i wasnt, my post was asking for someone to talk to like a friend, because shit days. Then she used her mod powers to take down the post and thats where she contacted me via mod mail. I had no idea she was on that sub till she messaged me.
Then as i message fellow moderators about her continual targeting and harassment of me, she lies, shows what she wants people to see, and gets me site wide banned. Also claiming im trying to ruin her life.
I never cared about her, i left the pizza sub and just went on, she kept coming back and used her mod powers to keep screwing me, i got tired of it so i used my different accounts to give supporting evidence and show she hadnt won.
Sorry for this, im just super tired and dont deal with bullies easy.
This is her post going to reddit mods, in hiding, to give them the stuff she wants them to see to get me banned.
And the only reason ive waited this long to make this post is because I wanted to give reddit mods a chance to hear me out and listen, see evidence, etc. They said “if you quit harassing” you can appeal. I appealed 12 days ago, nothing. Not a single word. And its not the first time ive tried to contact them, talk to someone about all of this.
And now im sure they dont care about me.
Ive had my account for almost 2 years at this point, 11.6k karma. I get banned because a mod wants to abuse her powers, fuck someone in real life, instigate shit, and not deal with any consequences, claim i care about her, or claim harassment when All im trying to do is show evidence..... this has actually worn on me. And because of this, posting this, i know this is going to get banned too.
Ive spent soo much time on reddit, and someone like that u/rhubes, should not be in a place of power. I dont care what she “does” but when someone hides who they are, acts nice, whatever, seriously......
Thank you guys for being awesome. In the short time ive been on this sub, its cool to see people like you guys.
Now for the comments telling me to go fuck my self :P
Edit: the biggest “fuck you” was when she said “shhhh baby” when i was trying to argue my case about not having done anything wrong, making sure i didnt fuck up, then as i leave the sub, making her goal to fuck me any chance she gets.
Edit2: https://imgur.com/a/xUdHE
Edit3: in her claims “thats not the kind of person you are” You dont know me, or you just met me at that time so wtf.
Edit4: the “evidence” she shows is me talking either in mod mails, or pms with people in her subs trying to talk about what she did.
Thoughts and edit: if i get fully site banned after this, at least the info and proof is archived. What happened will not be buried. Cant hide what you do.
Edit5: this was the result of me showing mods in another sub she was claiming i was “following her to” when in reality, i showed them because she wouldnt let me go or leave me alone. https://imgur.com/a/G45YzLf
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1 Wtfct 2018-04-21
alright
1 shitpost953 2018-04-21
i kinda got a deja vu too!! like some homeless person months or maybe even a year ago or more got into it with these free shit subs/mods. This one is fresh though, this all happened maybe 2 weeks ago.
1 Wtfct 2018-04-21
cool
1 shitpost953 2018-04-21
lol replied to the wrong deal
1 Wtfct 2018-04-21
:)
1 DuBBle 2018-04-21
this is how normies get dead
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
I feel like I've seen this before.. 😒😞
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
You might have. I posted to another sub, that sub warned her, and she just updated her post on r/modsupport to continue getting any account banned.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-21
They don't allow you to post self-drama in SRD because they hate fun over there.
Btw you should probably clean out your car a little bit. It can't be pleasant to have all that trash in there. Anyway, I hope you get back up on your feet soon.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I was told to post the situation over there, i did, she was warned, full ban.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-21
Whoever told you to post over there doesn't know the rules:
Nobody is stopping you from airing all your dirty laundry here tho
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Well to be fair, the person who sent me there, also reached out to a mod here, and the mod here reached out to me, thus why i made another account.
1 shitpost953 2018-04-21
ohh I remember.. I think you mean subredditcancer?
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
May be, i think... yeah. That post got deleted... i believe.
1 shitpost953 2018-04-21
i kinda got a deja vu too!! like some homeless person months or maybe even a year ago or more got into it with these free shit subs/mods. This one is fresh though, this all happened maybe 2 weeks ago. I even archived the modsupport thread :^) http://archive.is/d52Rg
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I wished i screen shotted when it was up, but thats it.
Btw, i wasnt always homeless, ive just been living in my car for a year now, and i dont like asking for help, it was hard enough giving in and posting to that sub.
1 shitpost953 2018-04-21
it's cool man, everyone needs some help sometimes.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I dont feel i was at the point of asking for it. I feel i would rather die than take from someone less capable than me. But still
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-04-21
time for me to serious post, stand back everyone.
you are OWED welfare and food stamps and there is no shame whatsoever in accepting either. this isnt a handout, it is something due to you as a social safety net and even more so its owed because in your former years of productivity youve paid into these programs with your own tax money. dont be stubborn or too macho, that would be like refusing other public services, like roads. nobody wants to see you living in your car, man. get a fuckin grip and make use of public assistance programs NOW.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Ironically, i cant get food stamps if im working.
1 the-crotch 2018-04-21
millennial entitlement detected sound the alarm wee-woo wee-woo
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-04-21
nah, the gubmit owes us all much more
1 jerkedpickle 2018-04-21
RED ALERT! The internet is back on at the nursing home and grandpa remembered how to spell reddit. Ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnn
1 rainfal 2018-04-21
Dude. Far more capable people are on welfare. Use it and get back on your feet.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Theses are also the people that live on it
1 PlvGdm 2018-04-21
Now I've seen everything.
1 Redactor0 2018-04-21
So are you two both grils? So it's officially a... cat fight???
But seriously, if you just want a friend who will absolutely never give you anything material, hit me up tomorrow. I'm a good sounding board and will absolutely never give you anything of monetary value.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Lol, im not a girl, just a dude that uses reddit for company. And i did get one friend from the post, but my account was banned so i lost the friend. It was on a shitty day where i needed someone to talk to.
1 Redactor0 2018-04-21
I'm unironically, believe it or not, not actually a perv, so that doesn't bother me.
We've all been there. If you're afraid your account will get deleted, just send me an email address and I'll figure out how to get in touch with you.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Im on drama discord.
But im hoping this post clears air and i can get my account(s) back. Ill still use this if it keeps, i got 5k karma now lol, only 13? Days old xP
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-21
you know that's not legal tender right?
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
My precious
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Dis me
https://imgur.com/a/mcmmF
1 Redactor0 2018-04-21
Mfw when I wake up the next day only vaguely recalling this conversation and there's a picture of some normal-looking dude. 😓
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Lol
1 Redactor0 2018-04-21
The part where I said I'll be here if you need someone to talk to was serious. The part where I said I'm not an idiot was just me being drunk.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Dunno how you would be an idiot
1 Rachel_Hazmat 2018-04-21
Oh wait I just remembered where I saw this.😓😓 Someone posted this in a modmail sub a couple of weeks ago I think..
1 shitpost953 2018-04-21
lmao
1 shitpost953 2018-04-21
lmao yea
1 nameuser4321 2018-04-21
hadn't /u/zadocpaet posted this a while back?
1 shitpost953 2018-04-21
he found it but didn't post it.
1 Nasafyn 2018-04-21
/u/rhubes there are some pretty hefty allegations buried somewhere in this wall of text, I think. What do you have to say for yourself?
1 nmx179 2018-04-21
What is this and what does it have to do with pizzagate?
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I needed this, your comment. Makes me forget i might get perma banned from reddit as a whole after this.
1 nmx179 2018-04-21
You should stop living in your car, and try living in a house instead, I bet that would be a lot healthier for you.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Lol, it hasnt been the same anything since i had my own apartment, dunno how i made living in a wagon for a year, work.
1 sarsly 2018-04-21
If you want there is online work I can send you to to make some money online. You can do it with your phone if you have sound on your phone. Which would help you. If you want, just PM me.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Im doing postmates and door dash
1 sarsly 2018-04-21
Idk what those are, but did you want to try this online work? It's listening to recordings, and fixing them. It's online work, the person pays, I have proof. Depending on how many you do they pay well for the hours, about $9-$10 an hour. They pay out every week (sometimes two weeks, depending on other jobs they post) I can give you the email to the person, to ask if you can do work. You will just need to sign up for a paypal account which would take 3-5 minutes. It would help you in this situation until you are able to find a more stable job in real life.
And you really didn't answer the rest either, but I hope you at least look into that stuff.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Oh yeah, my laptop broke.
1 sarsly 2018-04-21
You can do it on your phone.
1 deere442 2018-04-21
lol 20 bucks says this guy gets a referral bonus here
1 sarsly 2018-04-21
No. It's data entry for this person: https://www.reddit.com/r/beermoney/comments/8ctim7/textaudio_validationcorrection_us_english/
and they don't do referral bonuses. I also had a side job with calls that I've been doing that I could email the person about if they wanted. No ref, and I was just trying to be nice, but he didn't want it.
1 backltrack 2018-04-21
Just make another account if so lol
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
If i get perma banned, thats it. And i had my main almost 2 years now with 11k Karma
1 backltrack 2018-04-21
no its not lol. who gives a fuck if you need to create an account with 0 karma points. it's not that cereal.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I dont create accounts to surpass a ban on a sub, if reddit bans me from the site as a whole, ill do the same. Well it matters to me because that account has all the content
1 TransRacialPygmy 2018-04-21
Clearly OP is involved in child trafficking. You see how many times pizza was referenced? That's not a coincidence.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-04-21
tl;dr
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Basically i went out of my way to make sure i wasnt breaking rules, mod banned me anyways, when arguing my point, the mod taunted me. Then as going to another sub, said mod appears and starts taking action against me claiming im following her. Then goes and whines to reddit mods in secret sub For sub mods getting any and all accounts banned. Showing pics of my “harrassment” more so of my trying to present my case. All of this without looking at any screen shots of how she started all this, instigated, then continued bullying me and showing others what she wants them to see.
Shes in a leadership position in a pertinent sub, several of them, and shouldnt be. As well, my account(s) are/is still perm banned. I was messaged saying if i toned it down, or w.e, i could appeal. I have appealed, nothing, and its not the first time ive tried to contact. He getting every account site banned took a single day.
All the screen shots are there.
Little note i didnt add to the post, when i showed the mods of the sub she claimed i was following her to, the screen shots after she wouldnt let me go or leave me alone, she got my account “site wide week banned” from the original sub, which, as i can tell, she controls.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-04-21
tl;dr
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Someone kept fucking with me for who knows what reason, so im exposing them
1 MostlyEinsteinPoems 2018-04-21
This reminds me a lot of the adversity I’ve faced as an otherkin (foxkin). I stand in solidarity with your struggle.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
My biggest thing is bullying, then claiming harassment when said person you were bullying tries to out you as said bully with proof as you keep prodding them.
1 MostlyEinsteinPoems 2018-04-21
Exactly! When I wear my pin-on tail to do some recreational frolicking, I always have to deal with bullies.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I actually spend time on furry subs in kik. Not for the reasons you think tho. These are just people. I stay for the people. Im not actually a furry.
1 MostlyEinsteinPoems 2018-04-21
I haven’t checked out furry subs, since I’m not a furry. Being a foxkin, it would be interspecies sex if I slept with either a fox or a human (that’s why I’ve never actually had a girlfriend). The only partners I could have are other foxkin.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I learned kik had groups, typed in “f”, furry came up, ive seen the memes, said “lets see what this is about”...... they get pissed when i talk to them like people, am not gay, and just act like a person. Lol
1 MostlyEinsteinPoems 2018-04-21
I wonder if furries know where to get better otherkin gear. Like, my pin-on tail is great, but it would be way more convenient and secure if I had one I could just stick in my butt.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Me
https://imgur.com/a/mcmmF
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-04-21
Sounds like you're in denial OwO
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
No, i usually go to the Euphrates
1 V-Cliff 2018-04-21
So what do we do now, purge all powermods?
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Meh, when someone fucks with me.....
Its just that i was honest, the person had no right other than personal shit on their part, then continued the bs after i just left it. They carried it over, made it about them, and wouldnt leave me alone ACROSS SUBS.
Also, i mean it was something online which translated to real life (me eating) and she decided she wanted to keep fucking with me.
1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-04-21
yes
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-21
powermodicide 2018
1 therealdealmodappeal 2018-04-21
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're in the wrong here. You admitted to wanting to be let back into the subreddit just to let everyone know the mod that banned you "is an asshole" (after originally lying and saying that you just wanted to give back).
I don't buy it, dude. I saw your deleted comments on r/modsupport where you were going full loco calling the mod a liar under like 3 different alts.
Assuming you are actually homeless, I strongly suggest you look into resources available to you. Food stamps, homeless shelters, unemployment (assuming you are out of work). There are resources out there for you, and I hope you can get connected to them.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Wow, youre completely wrong.
1 therealdealmodappeal 2018-04-21
So do you think it's right to go into a subreddit that someone mods (after you were banned for breaking the rules) and call them an asshole? You don't consider that ban evasion and therefore worth getting reddit admins involved?
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Lol, clearly you didnt read a Thing. My proof and evidence shows that after i went into a different sub, she took mod action on me, of something again that was cleared or proven untrue, claimed i was following her, so i went to the other mods of that sub and showed them what she did. I didnt care other wise, after i left the pizza sub when she banned me in the first place, that was it.
1 therealdealmodappeal 2018-04-21
Yeah, I believe her claim that you were PMing people about her in other subreddits that she mods (like r/Assistance).
In your words, "I just want people to know you're literally an asshole". You seem to have a vendetta and a chip on your shoulder about your ban. You admitted it yourself in your proof.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Honestly, that didnt happen until After she wouldnt leave me alone. As well, before any of this, she taunted me in mod Pm before banning me.
https://imgur.com/a/xUdHE
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1 therealdealmodappeal 2018-04-21
That was unprofessional of her, to be sure. But mods aren't paid and you can't actually expect that much professionalism out of them.
So she snarked at you. You clearly weren't going to take no for an answer, were you? Would you have preferred to have just been muted with no commentary?
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
She banned me first for not even breaking the rules, the grounds for which she banned me dont stand, still dont, and shell switch the story. Then as i replied, argued my case “i didnt do anything, evidence” she taunts me with that and mutes me. I send those screen shots to others in that sub. Its a thing, i just finally leave it. Then i go to another sub which then she starts shit up again. It would have been fine if she didnt contact me or specifically start targeting me with mod action across subs.
1 Jack4ss92 2018-04-21
this guy sounds like he posseses the kind of qualities that a homeless man does, maybe he isnt lying..
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Yeah, ive felt ive been slowly going crazy
1 PM_ME_UR_FIGURINES 2018-04-21
Homelessness will do that. Focus on fixing that problem first.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
May be get your mod buddies to pull their heads out of their asses and see something about this instead of taking the easy way out. Btw, if its not completely vengeful, i dont know what is in getting EVERY account banned so i cant get help at all, actual needed help. And she claims she didnt fuck me in real life. She likes to claim a lot of things.
1 therealdealmodappeal 2018-04-21
Ha, I bet that would make you feel better. If I was a mod with "mod buddies" and it was all a conspiracy about you. Nah dude, I'm just some random person who thinks you're lying.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Um, first, its not a conspiracy, other mods talk about the mods that “watch out for them selves” and i never said it was about me. I just said they dont give a fuck and take the easy way out. As well they dont do shit like you apparently because all of my proof is in those screen shots, and if you got the time and dates of everything youre claiming, you would see her and you are full of shit.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Otherwise, why would you make a throw away for others to otherwise oust you on your shit.
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-04-21
/u/rhubes seems like a right cunt
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-04-21
I know it's hard when you feel like you've been wronged, but sometimes it helps to just drop things and take the L. If you keep posting about this, the admins are just going to end up banning you from the site. If you lay low for a bit and leave that mod alone, you could probably eventually go back to using the subs you want to use.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I did, i took that L after the first time, she just wouldnt leave me alone. Especially when I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A FRIEND.... this whole thing has worn on me heavily. Assuming the worst or negative shit of people pisses me off.
1 DuBBle 2018-04-21
Has this /r/drama thread helped you to process things mentally & emotionally?
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Well r/drama is like r/4chan except better. It helps when you know people arent shills. And when you know you can be surrounded by “polarizing” info..... its like flash freezing shit. It makes “stupid”, sane.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Btw, i did leave the mod “alone” i hadnt done anything for 2 weeks, and i still havent heard from reddit mods.
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1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Out of the almost 300k karma, and this comment gets downvoted
1 Standard12 2018-04-21
This is dramatic and sad.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
It wore on me, it just didnt need to be supressed
1 fsdgfhk 2018-04-21
TL;DR?
Is this another one of those "grilled cheese" vs "melt" things? Because Fair Warning- I'm already dug in deep on Team Melt. I've thought about it a lot, and heres my reasoning:
A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). The entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.
You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Im actually subscribed to r/grilledcheese
1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2018-04-21
/u/sodypop apologise
1 TheLordHighExecu 2018-04-21
I must have mistyped /r/diary instead of /r/drama. My apologies.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I hate personal shit, but had to air out laundry somewhere
1 KateUptonsCumback 2018-04-21
This is the new /r/drama (grabs your hand and sits down) and we’re here 4 U.
1 RedPillDessert 2018-04-21
Not sure what you're saying, but if it has anything to do with pineapple on pizza then you get a big thumbs up from me.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
So you like carbs and tasty cum?
1 RedPillDessert 2018-04-21
Again confused, but carburetors are great yes.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
You live in a car full of trash?
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Meh, i clean that shit out, it was pretty much in the pic for proof
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
Meh, bullshit. Starbucks aint cheap. You're just a trashy person.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
To be fair, the water is ph balanced
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
I doubt you're homeless but if you are you totally deserve it you filthy fuck.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Lol. Thats the only place there is trash. Its usually candy wrappers, food boxes (little debbie, or other packaging), or starbucks water cups
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
You ever think about consolidating your litter in a bag instead scattering it about your limited living area? Lol, how fucking hard can that be? You live like a fucking raccoon, get yourself together.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I had trash bags, its a cleaning process
1 FartSmeller2018 2018-04-21
You realize you can put it straight in the bags right dumbass? You don't have to throw it around your car like a slob and then blame "it's a process" when people say you live in squalor.
There's being poor and then there's being poor trash. You're poor trash.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
No, i mean i havent had the chance to do the process. Im ocd very unironically
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
Put the trash back in the bag you used to carry your purchases out of the store in you fucking retard. I can see why youre homeless and live out of your car. You really dont even deserve the car tbh.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I had a trash bag trash bag. And i use those bags for something else. May be i dont tell you everything.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
The squalor of your shit-mobile tells me everything about you that I need to know.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
You sure? May be i let it become trash so i could have “proof” why do you think i took a pic of it.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
Having a car full of trash doesn't prove you're homeless, it proves you're a slob.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
What other evidence is there?
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
Being a homeless slob it's a look you should get used to. But honestly you haven't really proved you're homeless, you've only proved you're a slob.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
No, thats what im asking, how would i prove it. Its not “posession of a house” its lack of. How do you take a picture of nothing. My otherwise “house trash” is in a spot in my car.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
You could try posting a pic of a car that looks like someone lives in it instead of pics of a car that looks like the owner is just too lazy to throw out his Starbucks trash.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
In the link there are other pics with my stuff. Not Just the trash...
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
Yeah, I saw the other pic. Some shit in a garbage bag and Starbucks trash. Not convincing. I think you're a slob with a dirty car trying to scam some free pizza.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Wow, that speaks low of you. And its pretty apparent you dont live in a car or the situation might seem more realistic to you. How bout spend a year in a car and tell me youre not in the same situation.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
You're the one pretending to be homeless.
I'm not a loser, correct.
No, less realistic.
I don't need to live in a car for a year to know a scam when I see one.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
LOL, i hope you dont come across this situation. You might be in for a rude awakening.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I think youre venting more and more because i seem like a reasonable person and thus shouldnt be in the situation i am. Youre afraid that if someone like me is in this situation, shit can happen to you. Ultimate reality, you dont control life. And you could very possibly land here.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
Your sob story is nothing but a slob story. You're a filthy degenerate pizza scammer.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Lol, this would hurt if it didnt sound like you were trolling, also, im glad youre not That stupid.
1 HouAngelesDodgeStros 2018-04-21
You can get Starbucks with food stamps, as long as it's not a hot drink. Doesn't change your assessment of her, probably makes it worse. Just saying it's possible to get *$ w/o spending a ton of your own money.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-04-21
My food stamps barely cover my monthly lobster bill. If I lived out of my car I sure wouldnt be wasting it on starbucks.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Ive had jobs too recently to get food stamps, and i dont think you can use food stamps for starbucks. Those are all water cups
1 HouAngelesDodgeStros 2018-04-21
Maybe it's only at the Starbucks inside a grocery store, but you definitely can get coffee on EBT. As long as it's not a hot drink.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
If i have ebt, im spending it on calories, not something unsubstantial like caffeine. Besides, ive had jobs too recently to have food stamps. When i did have them after not being employed for like a half year, i only got 100 a month. Being as tall as i am, muscle mass, trying to keep active and figuring shit out, 100 for the whole month isnt a lot. After i got a job, between pay checks or whatever source of money i could find, food stamps were the last resort. Because “at least i could get some food” now i dont even have that. If there are days i cant get pay, like after spending money on gas, i have to resort to sugar, half and half, hot water, and vanilla and or chocolate powder to get some calories. Basically the condiment bar at starbucks.
1 SombreroEnTuBoca 2018-04-21
What kind of car do you live in?
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
90’ volvo
1 princeofnumuria 2018-04-21
Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-04-21
Can you write this, but not like a retard?
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
I wanna make a joke, but ill wait till this seriousness subsides
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-04-21
K
1 Obskulum 2018-04-21
Can you write this, but not like a retard?
1 lickedTators 2018-04-21
I can see how your life has led you to living in a car. Imagine what's going to happen if you get an actual boss when you lose your shit over a fucking Reddit mod.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Meh, this has all fallen down, my work history is immaculate though.
1 danklord9938437343 2018-04-21
God reddit is such a fucking shithole. Sorry you had to go through that
1 Mexagon 2018-04-21
When are you faggots going to stop this meta shit?
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-04-21
I honestly and legit live in a van and travel around the West Coast. There is no fucking excuse for your car to look like that. I don't want to get all Jordan Memerson on you, but pick up your fucking room.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
It happens. Also r/vandwellers
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-04-21
Yessir, I thought I was /r/drama's resident vandweller.
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2018-04-21
Shit! That's cool. How much did you save up for this trip? Is it safe? Where do you shower?
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-04-21
About 15k. Can theoretically go 18 months or longer on that.
I mostly hang out with friends who live rurally and camp in the woods, so yeah. Every now and again I have to park somewhere in a major city where I'm not 100% comfortable leaving all my shit, but I've only had one confrontation where I was in personal danger, and it was because I got "too close" to a homeless guy stacking things in a trash can in Portland.
I usually get 2-3 showers a week, in between my solar shower, hot springs, friend's houses or (last resort) truck stops.
1 Dropperneck 2018-04-21
Someone order me a pizza? Or will I get benned?
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-21
/u/rhubes An internet janitor specifically for subs where people beg for free things is a control freak. Color me shocked.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Might wanna edit that so she doesnt get pinged
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-21
I fixed it and made it nice and bubbly.
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
Lol
1 smopbukt 2018-04-21
U/landoflobsters
1 stllnujstce 2018-04-21
u/rhubes
1 stllnujstce 2018-04-21
u/landoflobsters
u/sodypop
1 stllnujstce 2018-04-21
u/rhubes u/sodypop u/landoflobsters
You guys scared of having an open discussion or are you scared of actual evidence, time stamps, etc. meaning you would have to actually listen to reason and exposed.
1 stllnujstce 2018-04-21
u/rhubes
Keep showing people what you want them to see all you want. Ill show them what you show them and the further proof. Its funny, you hide all you want, you cant hide the truth.
u/sodypop
u/landoflobsters
1 stllnujstce 2018-04-21
u/rhubes
u/sodypop
u/landoflobsters
Still waiting.
1 Ulxix 2018-04-21
Waiting for what? For the police to arrest you for stalking mods and admins for a month? Harassing girls for saying shhhh bby? That's your problem?
Tell everyone how the mods in Assistance are online talking about buying you a gift card after trolling them. You won't because you're a victim. Pretend you didn't rape Reddit for all you can other than attention.
Be sure to also bring up them ignoring you harassing them for weeks.
You are a baby. The world Owes your lazy ass pizza and money and jerk off material.
Wank into one of your empty starbutt cups you filth pig.
1 stllnujstce 2018-04-21
Ahahashahaah, clearly you havent looked at any evidence.
1 stllnujstce 2018-04-21
u/rhubes
u/sodypop
u/landoflobsters
Still waiting.