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Unity without mayo.

Miracle whip = bleached Asians btw.

The clearly superior option.

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smooth and creamy hate speech

Blue plate is definitely the best, fucking yankee.

fucking yankee

Duke's Mayonnaise is a condiment created by Mrs. Eugenia Duke[1] at Duke's sandwich shop of Greenville, South Carolina, in 1917.[2][3]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke%27s_Mayonnaise

Way back in the 1900s, mayonnaise as we know it did not exist. The creamy condiment was a handmade gourmet item found only in homes and restaurants. Then a Mrs. Schlorer of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, began producing the stuff by hand and selling it in her delicatessen (bless her).

https://blueplatemayo.com/history

literally no one in the south eats dukes.

Way to disregard my existence, jerk

oh god where exactly are you from?

https://goo.gl/maps/wBkSRy6M3xn

definitely not the south.

This is why multiculturalism doesn't work. If I mix all the above and eat a spoonful of it, I'd probably rip out my tongue in horror.

This is why multiracialism doesn't work. If I mixed all the above and ate a spoonful, I'd probably rip out my tongue in horror.

Yeah, but you'd do the same for a spoonful of pure mayo.

Coincidence???

Yes, I don't eat mayo, but this doesn't mean that I don't use it in the bedroom.

You were probably eating fellow (((mayo))) sauce.

That'd be "melting pot"- the picture is "multiculturalism". There's a difference.

Eh, Heinz are ok, Miracle whip is shit. Never tried the others.

It's all leading brands except that BBQ sauce, gotta get some Sweet Baby Rays or at least KC Masterpiece.

Miracle whip , while just as bad isn't mayo

(((Miracle))) Whip

not using Duke's and Sweet Baby Ray's

Wow a kindred spirit

Not using Plotchman

transcendent option

I'm gonna get fat now that I know I can have it at home.

Gonna tailgate in my kitchen everyday lol

Where would the Jews fall?

not going with sweet baby ray's

2018

Wtf

We humans could learn a thing or two from these condiments

So is miracle whip people of Jewish descent

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