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37  2018-04-21 by DistortedLines

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I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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on a sidenote, can the mods give me the same tay flair i got in /r/freedrama?

In case they decide to, here is the png for the "Hailing Tay" cutout and here is the classly bluetay png.

Where's her butt?

it's a common deformity among mayos

Whos the weird looking boy

wew gotem

How will this malnourished pop singer ever recover?

I wish she was tbh

I think it's the kid from Stranger Things.

mayo woman

why are they so inferior to cute East-Asian girls? 😢😢😢

Lol pedo

Dating a woman

Fucking WHY?

Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Most women cannot

Dolphins secrete a substance that dramatically shortens your refractory period as long as your dick remains in her vagina. Women cannot

Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, but they enjoy doing it

Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin. A women will hate you if you fuck another women

Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside either. She won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a women. She can't even get pregnant

Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more shekels. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women

If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who won't scare anyone

Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of shekels on them

Dolphins give it up easily

Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men

Dolphins do not organize Dolphinwalks

You can ride a dolphin through the ocean

Dolphins are more intelligent then women

Dolphins are clearly superior to any human woman of any race.

So why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet?

this boy has some great hair

It's Michael Cera in a wig

Yeet!

There are trannies who pass better