I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
The one time someone kills themselves but it's someone even /r/Drama wouldn't have wished to. I'm real sad about this one. Even sadder when I think /u/wil is still alive.
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1 PayRespects-Bot 2018-04-21
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-21
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-04-21
Randy Newman bullies a little man to death
1 Keith_Moonpie 2018-04-21
r/shitpost mourning their great loss
1 COINTELPROxShareBlue 2018-04-21
Can you really blame him? Life as a midget is really no life at all.
1 nmx179 2018-04-21
You're thinking of manlets. Midgets loop around to being valuable again as objects of whimsy and fun, like corgis.
1 westofthetracks 2018-04-21
yeah they really get the short end of the stick
1 Nanaki__ 2018-04-21
man that takes me back, not seen that referenced in an age.
1 Trannypostingaccount 2018-04-21
what an hero š¼šæš¼šæš¼šæ
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-04-21
I don't get
1 wisty 2018-04-21
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero
1 Plexipus 2018-04-21
Did he use a cute little miniature pistol to do it?
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-04-21
He leaped to his death from a folded newspaper
1 Plexipus 2018-04-21
lol
1 Cat_Waffles 2018-04-21
lil nigga hung his self off the coffee table
1 Matthew94 2018-04-21
lol
1 Tarrock 2018-04-21
I realized today that it's been 16 years since the last Austin Powers movie came out.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-04-21
I still would like another one. Like they were somehow both shitty movies yet they hold up at the same time. Goldmember was by far the worst one tho
1 Awayfone 2018-04-21
I just learned he killed himself
All the other headlines been misleading in that he "passed away"
1 fraustnaut 2018-04-21
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1 Strictlybutters 2018-04-21
Damn /u/eva_unit_hung is dead!? Iām legit sad rn
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-04-21
The one time someone kills themselves but it's someone even /r/Drama wouldn't have wished to. I'm real sad about this one. Even sadder when I think /u/wil is still alive.
1 awaysupvotetotes 2018-04-21
why would you want /u/wil to die he is a good source of drama.
1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2018-04-21
We should find people that were mean to him when he posted on Reddit and bully them