lel I bet he likes to "fetch" "bones!!!" Uwu grrrrr oh noes my lil lipstick 💄💄💄💄 is-a-showinggggg!!!! pant pant come put on some pwetty pwetty makeup big bwuvver!!! RAWR xDDDDDDD(======================8
If I get a time machine, the first thing I do is go back and kill patient zero. There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we for then? We're consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally ill. Fact, Jim, fact - if you don't buy things - toilet paper, new cars, computerized yo-yos, electrically-operated sexual devices, stereo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers...
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18 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-21
Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-21
True
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-21
My Eyes
1 Chukril 2018-04-21
Looks better than 100% of the current cartoony-looking shit we have today. If you’re going to be weird at least have some respect about it.
1 LightUmbra 2018-04-21
/u/poorlilmarco
1 ahbslldud 2018-04-21
That's a pretty nice fursuit tho, especially for being so old-timey.
1 Liu_Shui 2018-04-21
The bottom left picture's head looks too realistic.
1 YummyCummies 2018-04-21
I thought it was taxidermy at first
1 subpoutine 2018-04-21
Yeah, he probably pulled an /u/OniTan here.
1 Plexipus 2018-04-21
No yiff holes 0/10
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-04-21
he could conquest my bussy any day
1 snallygaster 2018-04-21
Not a bad looking guy. This is the first actual fursuiter tho.
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-04-21
A leather/BDSM outfit
quellé surprise
1 SageKnows 2018-04-21
Nobody wants your bussy
1 holditsteady 2018-04-21
i bet he did sex doggy style hahaha
1 wootfatigue 2018-04-21
?? I don’t get it.
1 holditsteady 2018-04-21
sorry forgot to put /s
1 positiveandmultiple 2018-04-21
lel I bet he likes to "fetch" "bones!!!" Uwu grrrrr oh noes my lil lipstick 💄💄💄💄 is-a-showinggggg!!!! pant pant come put on some pwetty pwetty makeup big bwuvver!!! RAWR xDDDDDDD(======================8
1 freet0 2018-04-21
Patient zero
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-04-21
If I get a time machine, the first thing I do is go back and kill patient zero. There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we for then? We're consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally ill. Fact, Jim, fact - if you don't buy things - toilet paper, new cars, computerized yo-yos, electrically-operated sexual devices, stereo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers...