Lol good look with dating if you think telling a woman the “state of your arousal” is appropriate when you haven’t even met her in person yet. How do you not understand the difference between telling someone you’re attracted to them and telling them what your body parts are doing at that moment?? It’s just not attractive 🤷🏼♀️
Jesus Christ. I shouldn’t have to defend myself but since the incels are crawling up from the basement I will add the information that earlier in the conversation we had already talked about having sex. He knew I was down. But he had to be gross about it. If you like getting boner updates good for you bro, I don’t.
Yup, you got weeded out. DTF but 'boners are gross'. "I'm interested, but you need to proceed in the exact way that I've fantasized about." "I'm a sexually liberated woman, but blunt talk about sex turns me off."
The reason people are getting up in your business is not because you decided not to fuck this dude.
First, it's the attitude that because something is gross to you then it is automatically gross and wrong forever to every person. That's an aggressivle self-centered attitude that does you no favors. Maybe some day in the future you'll actually understand what it means for people to have different tastes and boundaries when it comes to sex and sexual talk and that asking someone to respect your personal boundaries does not mean imposing them on others by fiat. But nah, you'll just continue being bitter until you find some spineless fuck who pretends to match you lockstep until you find out 30 years down the road that he's fucking someone else.
Second, it's because of the incredible stupidity of asking a question and then when you get answers from people who actually know what they are tlaking, deciding to just be offended instead of listening to the experiences of others to understand why people other than yourself might behave in a way that you do not comprehend. I will never understand why someone would ask "ugh, why do you do X?" And then when getting a reasonable answer go "fuck you." If it was a rhetorical question, sure, fine say that. But delude yourself into thinking that you know better about dating works for guys than guys themselves.
Hehe im obviously wrong so ill call you an incel! Youre sloppy seconds with the kid, if he did hookup with hed probably be paying child support in 12 months LMAO
What I'm missing is how his boner update was in any way inappropriate given the context. You're on a hookup app and have already expressed interest in his boner. If he sent you this completely out of the blue on like a baby bump discussion forum it would be fucked, but this is literally the EXACT situation where talking about his dick is appropriate.
When I hook up with girls we send each other vagina updates all the time and it's not weird or creepy because we've both expressed interest in some casual sex.
You had already talked about having sex with him and him saying he was hard was enough to push you over the edge? Why? I thought this guy was a bit of an autist creep at first but now I’m not sure what’s wrong with you. No offense.
Maybe the height of your intimacy consisted of quickies while your parents weren't home, but most people like hearing and expressing how aroused their partner makes them.
If you had established that, how is an attempt to start sexting even bad then? You aren't obligated to reciprocate but just joke about it then or change the subject.
I'm confused. Do you use facial expression charts by chance
since the incels are crawling up from the basement
I don't consider myself an incel. I gave up on dating awhile back and have decided to go my own way.
People are fucking boring to talk to. I would rather be working (day trading crypto), shitposting on reddit, watching Netflix, etc.
The only thing I ever got out of a relationship was sex and affection. I don't understand the hype. Your girlfriend is not a special snowflake. People chemically bond to people they are sexually attracted to. That's it. I can chemically bond with literally any decent looking woman who is nice to me. That's "love". Oxytocin and dopamine. If you want dopamine so bad, there's something called the dark net markets where you can buy drugs. There's something called cough syrup in an everyday pharmacy that will fuck you up in high doses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z09lYqdxqzo
Also, you need food to survive. You don't need sex to survive. It's called jacking off my dude. Adults don't need affection to survive (apparently babies do or whatever). People with sexual market value don't give their affections freely. You have to be useful to them in some way. Men are pussy beggars so they give sex and affection out very freely. Women don't have to work for it. So women have all the leverage here. They can demand your resources. My last gf was not materialistic at the time that we dated (she started being materialistic after she dumped me because then I think she realized that simps were willing to buy her shit). But she was an emotional vampire with Borderline Personality Disorder (a lot of women have Cluster B personality disorders) who demanded a big chunk of my time and wanted me to give her attention to feed her narcissistic ego. And wanted me to treat her like she was the most beautiful woman on earth or something and that I couldn't live without her or whatever. If you want to be mentally intoxicated that bad, get fucked up on cough syrup. The world is not a Disney fairytale. You are not a special snowflake. Neither am I. You should see the things that my ex-girlfriend admitted to me about her new boyfriend while she was drunk. lmao. She admitted that she didn't love him even though he said he loved her. That's why you liberals virtue signal for starving homeless people from your child slave labour-made conflict mineral blood diamond iPhones while telling incels they are entitled for wanting sex. lmao. You need food, you don't need sex.
Women are so needy. They want you to text them regularly. Talk on the phone with them. Then once they have sex with Chad, they pretend like you never even existed and they never loved you. Women will chemically bond with you. And then when they find a genetically superior male who provides her with all this excitement and takes her on an adventure, she will no longer have those gina tingles for you anymore. It hurts me to remember how my last gf did me that way. But at the end of the day, it was just basic biology on both ends. She was the best I could looks-wise without paying for it, this is why my brain tricked me into thinking I loved the bitch. And women can get fucked by literal Chads on demand so they will never fucking love you. At least not for long.
If you're not Chad and you believe your wife/girlfriend loves you, yous a cuck. If this tall cocky successful Chad tatted low-inhibition badboy white rapper with a big cock approached her https://i.imgur.com/Udg5GYb.jpg, you think your girl would be faithful to you? ROFL There's nothing stopping your girl from having sex with Chad or Tyrone. And that's NEVER going to change. No matter how much you vote for Trump and think that is magically going to change the clock. Tradcon women never loved their husbands. They always wanted Chad. And with the sexual revolution, their sexuality is unleashed in free market sexual capitalism. Ancapistan but with genitals.
r/incels are complaining about nothing. Complaining about not being Chad is like complaining about not being a billionaire. Life is unfair. Life is an injustice. That's why most of the world is in poverty.
Fuck bitches, get money. Money is literally the most important thing in life. Other than health. Like my nigga Drake says, "All I care about is money and the city that I'm from".
You can use all the shaming language you want. You have nothing of value to offer me. The social contract that society hands over to men is fucking bullshit. Be a citizen-slave in exchange for what exactly? A couple warm wet holes, some affection and "social acceptance". Oh and possible divorce rape losing half your shit, paying out child support and paying out alimony for life. The terms of that trade aren't worth it. Normies are boring as shit. I don't receive any dopamine when I listen to some normie talk about his life and his problems. But I get a hit of dopamine when I trigger SJWs on reddit. So I have no incentive to honor that social contract.
After you normies wage slave for the man, you logon to reddit to make fun of people you think you are better than in order to feel better about your shit wage cuck life and the fact that you can't satisfy your wife/girlfriend the way her bull Tyrone can with your average penis.
Okay, here is what I don't understand. You in a hook up app, you probably flirted with that guy before that part showed up, you called him hot and he called you cute, then he says he is getting hard because of the good chemistry here, and you decided to back out.
I mean, okay, it's not your thing. Do you have to be so hostile about it, and harp on everybody who disagrees with you?
Have you considered the possibility that you're a hypersensitive prude who flips a shit about "what people's body parts are doing" because you hate both sex and men?
Good luck with your dating life when casual reference to the existence of the penis sends you into hysterics, and when your idea of "treating people like humans" is acting like a giant bitch over nothing.
It works for some chicks. Generally it works better on chicks who are very much DTF. Ergo, if he does it to everyone, it serves as an effective filter to weed out chicks who aren't all that interested in meaningless casual sex.
The funny thing is, women always claim that no woman would ever sleep witha crude bathroom selfie-taking, dick pic sending, horny all the time motherfucker.
And yet those dudes keep getting laid. Maybe there's some magic pussy fairy out there pretending to be a woman who fucks these guys to make them think that "real" women will fall for their shit.
I think it's probably more accurate to say that it works for the sort of women this guy wants to meet (and has met in the past). Lot's of women are down to fuck right away if they are in the mood and they meet the right guy. And by "right guy", I mean a hot guy, not anyone in here (except me of course).
A woman who demands that everything follow decorum and go extremely slow = a huge amount of effort on your part for a little on your part.
A good sign they are going to be selfish in other ways as well. Probably going to just sit there in bed and let you do all the work, or in the case of this woman demanding you take care of their kid while not doing anything for you.
Tinder literally is an app for people to go and fuck each other, no strings attached. It's not a traditional dating app and that's why it's actually popular.
Yes, but you see, women just don't go on an app to meet some guy and fuck him 15 minutes after meeting him for the first time. Women don't do that. And by "Women don't do that", I mean women absolutely DO do that, but they don't want to think of themselves as sluts after they do. Therefore, she has to play this game where you both pretend that the sex will be unplanned and "spontaneous" and "unexpected" and "special" and "romantic" and blah blah blah.
how is that easier? with tinder a girl can literally just lay in bed eating ice cream checking her phone every hour, and she'll have 5 decent looking guys asking to come over and smash
I mean women absolutely DO do that, but they don't want to think of themselves as sluts after they do.
The thot is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a bitch, femoid, gold-digger, it all runs off her like Chad's cum off Stacy's face. But call her a thot and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
My experience on Tinder as someone who is remarkably average-looking is that you gotta be quick as fuck if you even want a date. Like 20 messages max before you get her number and like a week max before you meet up. There is no long con in my experience, but then again I'm not a 9/10 investment banker.
Well most men can't do this (myself included) but this works for the super attractive men. It makes way more sense if they're just looking for sex. I guarantee that guy just unmatched you and found several other girls who would bang him.
Yeah, he does that to cut right to the chase. There are other girls who will respond to that and go hop on that dick. He's looking for a girl who jumps right into it, no datiing, no going out, no bs and he will get it with that line.
Have you ever considered that maybe you're just not attractive?
Tinder is 99.9% for fucking. I've had people jump right into descriptive sex talk within a few messages, and that's okay, becomes I'm not an autistic hamplanet that's unable to get to the point.
NO ONE LIKES U. UR A GODDAMNED WHORE THE ONLY THING YOURE GOOD FOR IS EATINF FARTING AND FUCKING SO DO ONE OF THOSE AND LEAVUS THE FUCK ALONE YOU USELESS OGDDAMN WHORE
He's probably looking for casual hookups, on a platform that's dedicated to that kind of stuff, and acting accordingly.
If you feel entitled to be treated like a princess on fucking Tinder, consider the possibility that your value on the sexual marketplace isn't as high as you think it is.
The fact that your baby-daddy is apparently gone should've clued you in on that.
In Tinder-terms, you're a depreciating asset, random guys talking about how you're making them hard is about as good as it's going to get, they're there for the same reason you are, not for the purpose to stroke YOUR ego...
Yeah, I treat the vast majority of human beings like they don't exist at all. I'm treating you like a human being that I'd like to have a sexual relationships with. What they want is for you to pretend there is going to be a call the next day.
I frequent the sub. Its filled with a nice mix of niceguys, incels, redpillers, MRA's, and so on.
That said. Alot of the OP's really do show some nice examples of absolute fucking trainwrecks. However the thread comments can be pretty cancer. I feel like I am one of the few people there that doesnt despise gussy completely.
It looks like what r/ChoosingBeggers used to be, before the mods made an editorial change away from laughing at overweight/single mothers' dating profiles.
This 40-year-old man is still operating on the frat-boy rating scale of women’s fuckability. On one hand, I found that admission to be stunning in its superficiality and arrogance. Yet on the other – don’t we all have our own, unspoken 10-point scales? Be honest — you do, and so do I. Mine happens to weigh heavily emotional intelligence, generosity and not giving a crap what other people think.
We often help people address the question "Where Have All The Good Men Gone?"
They went away. You destroyed them. Fewer of them are being created every day.
Every time you laughed at and humiliated a Good Man, you destroyed him and sent him away.
Every church guy you rejected.
Every guy you nuked and walked away from.
Every orbiter you mistreated, used, exploited, and stripmined for resources.
Every guy at work you rejected and accused of "sexual harassment".
Every guy you did the "point and snicker" thing to.
Every beta provider you mistreated, stripmined for resources, and then tossed away.
Every hardworking man you divorced.
Every man from whom you ripped away his children.
Every man you insisted be turned into a wage slave to pay your alimony and your "child support".
With each successive victory, each legislative act, each man brought down, each man brought low, each man divorce raped and stripped of his livelihood and family, you destroyed Good Men and caused fewer of them to be created.
There's no upside to being a Good Man. There's only burden, obligation, responsibility, financial ruin, and deprivation. There's much more to be gained by being a "Bad" man - living for oneself, refusing marriage, refusing fatherhood, having short term relationships with women, and offloading women when they become too much of a hassle or a burden or start demanding things. It's better to work at Wal-Mart or Jiffy Lube and do what you want, than it is to get a couple of degrees and earn 5 times what you need to survive, just so the woman you marry divorces you and takes your children away.
Where are all the Good Men? Well, um, they're gone. Or they're just not here. Because you destroyed them. And you prevented their creation.
Oh man, gender/sex drama on Reddit is juicy. It's what we get when multiple stupid philosophies collide head-on at full speed.
What's happened is basically this a bunch of lonely male nerds in high school saw that Chad the jock was popular with girls even though he didn't seem "intellectual." But they never could do what he did so a bunch of them went even deeper into their weird little niche and started wearing fedoras with gaming tees, collecting "swords," and unironically saying "m'lady." Others decided that since Chad (or more likely his entourage, Chad probably didn't know they existed) was really cruel to them, decided that cruelty was how he got laid, and hired PUAs. When this didn't work, they went into incels territory, which they haven't left since, unless it was to go shoot up an aerobics class or a deli.
Meanwhile, the SRDine-Jezebel-HAES axis of smugness went "HA HA AWKWARD MEN WANT HELP GETTING LAID TEE HEE" and told these manchildren (in so many words) that trying to get help transforming their lives was even more pathetic than whatever they already were doing.
This wasn't helped by the fact that the dating advice industry is absolutely infested with rot. Here's an exercise: try to find a dating coach who doesn't either (a) try to turn you into an /r/MensLib cringelord, (b) tell you to treat women like disposable objects, or (c) try to get you to join a cult. The industry is so awful that it's possible for an observer to think the SRDines are right.
Meanwhile, pathetic as they are, the /r/braincels crowd is right about some basic things that the SRDines refuse to admit. Like, the fact that a handsome man is going to get laid with a lot less effort than his less lucky peers. Or that he can approach women successfully in ways that would be called "creepy" if the average schlub tried it. And people are so reluctant to give the incels any points at all that they just double down on the denial about the importance of looks.
Add to all that the fact that this whole shitshow is happening on Reddit, far away from socially well-adjusted people. I'm pretty sure happy, productive people normies don't venture much further than /r/rarepuppers.
Whew! To offset this long seriouspost: FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT RETARD AUTIST CUCK
Like, the fact that a handsome man is going to get laid with a lot less effort than his less lucky peers.
When has anyone ever denied this, and why should it be any other way?
Or that he can approach women successfully in ways that would be called "creepy" if the average schlub tried it.
Same as above. You like if an underwear model tells you she can suck a golfball through a straw 😉, you don't like when your 55-year-old stepmother does it. That's how it's supposed to be.
And people are so reluctant to give the incels any points at all that they just double down on the denial about the importance of looks.
People say this to give them hope/because some of them have body dysmorphia/because the ones in /r/incelsgonewild are mostly ok looking. If a woman went around lamenting how no one will ever love her because she's ugly people wouldn't just nod and agree.
In conclusion, your post is upvoted by radical dating centrists who think you're being reasonable for using straw men to defend a blatant misogyny club.
If a woman went around lamenting how no one will ever love her because she's ugly people wouldn't just nod and agree.
I agree with most of your post but this part is ridiculous. Women lie to each other about how attractive they are all the time. How many times have you seen a 400 pound female praised for how beautiful she is for hundreds of comments on social media? Now have you ever seen that for a male neckbeard?
You like if an underwear model tells you she can suck a golfball through a straw 😉, you don't like when your 55-year-old stepmother does it.
Lol no.
As long as she doesn't physically trying to rip my pants off to suck my dick, i'm always pleasantly flattered when an ugly chick expressed clear sexual interest in me. Not gonna fuck her, but it is a bit of a pick-me-up. Guys don't generally call chicks creepy for wanting to bone.
Yeah idk where she got this. Men and women don't really have equal problems when it comes to dating so in a hilarious bit of irony /u/FreakyStories comes up with a bad example of radical centrism.
The incels are right that a handsome man will get laid easier.
What they don't get is that the most important thing is not look but personnality. They are incels because their personnalities are shit. One can be ugly as fuck and get laid like a pornstar because they are funny, interesting and cool to hang with.
The incels are right that a handsome man will get laid easier.
What they don't get is that the most important thing is not look but personnality.
No, it's looks. Personality can get you from spark to laid where just grunting in a girl's general direction would otherwise fail, but personality isn't going to get you laid alone.
The actual key to getting laid is to be attracted to disgusting fat chicks with no self esteem.
One can be ugly as fuck and get laid like a pornstar because they are funny, interesting and cool to hang with.
No one is tucking the funny but ugly guy in the group. They're fucking his more attractive friend.
Lmao, that's naive as fuck and what weak-willed fatties (and uggos) tell themselves when they gulp down their softdrinks and sleep in rather than go to the gym.
Been on both sides of this and of course it's way easier when you're not ugly because fat but instead in good shape, and if anything my personality's a lot worse than it used to be since I've become way more self-centered.
Of course personality matters too but looks are way more important, especially initially. Also one will rather spend their time with and get to know someone they find attractive, so looks can be sort of an requirement for her actually getting to know your personality.
Lmao, that's naive as fuck and what weak-willed fatties (and uggos) tell themselves when they gulp down their softdrinks and sleep in rather than go to the gym.
I've considered it but after hearing how customs open a decent percentage of shipped goods from non-European countries I've decided that trying it wasn't worth it. Importing a petite, although of course completely legal (!) girl from an Asian 3rd world country who doesn't speak the language is not only socially frowned upon (how should I introduce her to my parents for instance) but also, as I recently learned, illegal.
I've considered it but after hearing how customs open a decent percentage of shipped goods from non-European countries I've decided that trying it wasn't worth it.
I was going to say you could pay her a one way ticket, but then I remembered that kids under 12 can't travel alone.
I dunno why she even wrote this, because what kind of dude hires a dating coach and reads Jezebel?
The author weighs about 400 pounds. The article is really just a thinly-veiled fantasy of what she would say were some poor guy ever desperate enough to try talking to her.
I submitted a question to AskWomen last month about how socially aware, polite, reasonable men can try to meet women. That was essentially the only thing I asked. There were no subtexts.
It got 1100+ responses, nearly all of which said something like "we get approached way too fucking much as it is, please do not try to meet me."
In mainstream society, men are either given vague, meaningless advice like "just be yourself" or "treat them like human beings" or they're told it's wrong to even try. Here's a great blog post along those same lines - it's about a letter to an advice column. The author of the letter is told "just be yourself" and (hilariously) "don't change." What's funny about the "don't change" advice is that it's literally given in the context of a guy having lots of sex. "Don't change ...into this guy who has lots of sex, just be yourself and keep on getting rejected."
try to find a dating coach who doesn't either (a) try to turn you into an /r/MensLib cringelord, (b) tell you to treat women like disposable objects, or (c) try to get you to join a cult
people who are good at dating don't become dating coaches
But by not acting like a creep they could improve their efficiency. By taking their first opportunity to be unattractive (in this case talking about their dick), they blow their chance of sex, where as if he took it even mildly slower he would have stood a much better chance.
What are you basing this on? Do you have a lot of experience scoring as a guy? Are you seriously invalidating the lived experiences of men? Like, really, I can't even right now... wtf?
They think they are, but inevitably every advice given by women on how to bang other women is terrible and designed more to help women get what they want out of dating than to actually get dudes laid.
You guys are actually as stupid as you seem. An individual woman actually knows how men get into her pants. This is so fucking basic, of course it is impossible for you to grasp.
Nah you idiot. The best people to ask about how to get into a woman/man's pants are the people who have gotten into the other woman/man's pants. Sure the gender your trying to date/bang can give you decent advice but the best advice comes from those who have been through the process how thick do you have to be to not understand this.
She's not telling you how to get into all women's pants though. She's telling you how you can get shut the fuck out of hers. And in general, she seems pretty on trend there. Women talk about how much they hate the dick pic angle all the time. The woman who wants that veiny pic is the exception, not the rule.
I see this is just a big misunderstanding. I'm not advocating that dick pics are a great way to attract quality women, I never said that. You're right it's fucking retarded. I was talking about taking advice from people who have succeeded in seducing/dating the gender they are looking for the normal way is better than asking people of that target gender for the most part.
If your a woman who wants to find and hold down a man you're best off asking women who have done so instead of asking men.
Just because you value women only for their vaginas doesn't mean women don't both a) feel offended when they are reduced to vaginas and b) have a right to demand a world where they are not reduced to their vagina (even from hot guys, because humanity conveniently doesn't get a pass due to attractiveness).
In what ways do either of those people's comments suggest that they only value women for sex?
I mean, it is a bit much to jump from “you’re attractive” to “I’ve got a raging boner right now”. I totally get why she was turned off from that whole interaction.
Bruh. It's Tinder. If you're using it for LTR you're a fucking loser with bad genes. He just wants to make sure she's not a fucking loser with bad genes.
And your point? Tinder isn’t explicitly just for hookups.
Yeah it is. Everyone who knows about dating apps knows that the goal of Tinder is to get laid locally and relatively quickly. Hence the focus on pics and location not a litany of useless info like the other apps.
Gonna claim Grindr or whatever ain't for grade A bussy hunting?
Tinder ISN’T explicitly for hookups. Tindr advertises itself as a dating app, or more often and more ambiguously, as an app to meet people. While a lot, if not most, people use it for hookups, it’s not it’s only use. Grindr, on the other hand, is advertised as an app for hookups.
But I guess this is sort of irrelevant at this point, because apparently OP admitted they were sexting. Didn’t know that, but I still say some of the comments here are a bit unjustified.
It is a woman who has slept around enough so that her labia minora have become enlarged through wear and tear and stretching, thus resembling an Arby's roast beef sandwich.
I'm not super familiar with the online dating scene, but from my limited understanding...
Bumble is more female-friendly
OKCupid is the general emporium for all types
PoF is the poor-man's OKC
eHarmony is for those seeking marriage
Tinder is primarily for hook-ups
I'm sure people will correct me on some of these, but I'm pretty sure no one is going to dispute the last one. Sure, it's not exclusively for hook-ups. But anyone who goes on Tinder looking for more should understand that they have navigate a culture that isn't going to cater to prudes like the TrollX OP.
It sounds to me like people are using it as a jerk-off app and for some reason calling it a hook-up app. Women almost never buy prostitutes, so why do you think they're suddenly going to start having sex with someone they've just met?
So you like chatting with girls who are chatting with other guys in different windows at the same time
You realize that in the real world, people date multiple people, often at the same time, before they decide they like someone enough to commit right? It's not seen as a personal victory to snag one girl in a 10 year window of time for most folks.
u/corgibutt19 wouldn't "empathetic" people know better than to flip a shit when someone casually mentions their penis in an already sexual conversation?
PS
Your anecdotal experience and the shitty people you likely surround yourself with are not indicative of the real picture.
Does this strike you as a particularly empathetic statement? Why or why not?
u/ChkYrHead, why is it not "being a decent human being" to mention your penis in a conversation that's already about sex? Is it because you hate penises?
u/scorpiousdelectus why is it "sad" that an attractive man will continue to have sex with willing partners by being forthright about his intentions? Why does he need to change his behavior in order to gain your personal approval for him to go to "sexytown"?
I'm not saying that's what the sad part is, I'm saying it's sad that he is incapable of "reading the room" and using the same style with everyone, even if that will result in being inappropriate.
Oh no, some female incel thinks he is being inappropriate! How will he ever recover? I guess he'll just have to settle for the women who respond positively to his advances. :'(((
Anyone who talks about "going to sexytown" is a juvenile mental toddler who should be sterilized on sight. No wonder xe freaked out at a direct, straightforward reference to sex; what would xe prefer? "My peepee gets all happy when I think about going to sexytown with your mini"?
This is totally foreign to me as a gay man. If you wanna fuck just say you wanna fuck. "Hey I'm playing with my dick" okay cool, if I'm interested I'll keep talking to them, if I'm not I'll just ignore it. Is it really that hard. Do you always have to bitch about this shit?
Can somebody explain to me just what the FUCK does it actually mean to "objectify" somebody? What I've gleaned off the internet is that it means you are attracted to them physically and not for "who they are"
I do not pay more than a few neurons worth of attention to almost all other humans. Those who I am close to are the ones who I tend to actually conceptualize as people rather than NPCs in my life. Imagine actually having empathy for total strangers 😂😂 bro that would be fucking exhausting.
If I were on tinder and a girl said that she was gushing from the gash I would be trying to fill that hole asap Rocky. If you wouldn't do the same, your gay
+1 - since the incels are crawling up from the basement I don't consider myself an incel. I gave up on dating awhile back and have decided to go my own way. People are fucking boring to talk to. I would rather be working (day trading crypto), shitpost...
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-23
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1 NormanImmanuel 2018-04-23
If only more straight men realized this Snappy, if only...
1 Awayfone 2018-04-23
Apparently a sizable amount do 20% - 25% of "straight" men had watch gay porn in the past six months in most studies.
1 FEARtheTWITCH 2018-04-23
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1 aqouta 2018-04-23
Traps aren't gay though
1 mrdaveb58 2018-04-23
for some reason this makes no sense
1 nmx179 2018-04-23
u/lbdreams if you were so incredibly down to fuck this guy you wouldn't have massively overreacted when he mentioned his penis.
1 lbdreams 2018-04-23
Lol good look with dating if you think telling a woman the “state of your arousal” is appropriate when you haven’t even met her in person yet. How do you not understand the difference between telling someone you’re attracted to them and telling them what your body parts are doing at that moment?? It’s just not attractive 🤷🏼♀️
1 WarSanchez 2018-04-23
Tinder is a HOOK UP app.
How fucking many times do people have to repeat that to you heffers? It's not for marriage, it's to fill your donut hole with some Bavarian Creme.
Go to match or plentyoffish or whatever else is out there if you can't handle sex talk on a sex app and wish to make it about dating and LTRs.
1 lbdreams 2018-04-23
Jesus Christ. I shouldn’t have to defend myself but since the incels are crawling up from the basement I will add the information that earlier in the conversation we had already talked about having sex. He knew I was down. But he had to be gross about it. If you like getting boner updates good for you bro, I don’t.
1 Missy2Real 2018-04-23
How long were you shaking after this sexual assault?
How many days did it take you before you could even again?
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-04-23
Some say she's literally shaking rn to this. Very. Day.
1 WarSanchez 2018-04-23
I'm in a long term relationship with a healthy amount of sex and dirty talk. [+1 for r/drama posters]
If a guy talking about his pant chorizo grosses you out, you might wanna think about diving headfirst into some roast beef clamwich.
1 Awayfone 2018-04-23
Don't lie to our guest
1 WarSanchez 2018-04-23
☹ y u do dis 2 me?
1 ahbslldud 2018-04-23
roast beef clamwich
I don't know if this makes me hungry or horny tbh
1 SmurfPrivilege 2018-04-23
Yup, you got weeded out. DTF but 'boners are gross'. "I'm interested, but you need to proceed in the exact way that I've fantasized about." "I'm a sexually liberated woman, but blunt talk about sex turns me off."
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-23
"I've already had a kid, but ew penis"
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-23
So you talked about sex but are disgusted by penis? 🤔
1 j1l1l1 2018-04-23
Sounds like the only thing she's "down" for is bringing a new dad/babysitter/wallet home to help raise the kid.
1 puppy_dog_eyes 2018-04-23
Question: How many cats do you own?
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-04-23
The reason people are getting up in your business is not because you decided not to fuck this dude.
First, it's the attitude that because something is gross to you then it is automatically gross and wrong forever to every person. That's an aggressivle self-centered attitude that does you no favors. Maybe some day in the future you'll actually understand what it means for people to have different tastes and boundaries when it comes to sex and sexual talk and that asking someone to respect your personal boundaries does not mean imposing them on others by fiat. But nah, you'll just continue being bitter until you find some spineless fuck who pretends to match you lockstep until you find out 30 years down the road that he's fucking someone else.
Second, it's because of the incredible stupidity of asking a question and then when you get answers from people who actually know what they are tlaking, deciding to just be offended instead of listening to the experiences of others to understand why people other than yourself might behave in a way that you do not comprehend. I will never understand why someone would ask "ugh, why do you do X?" And then when getting a reasonable answer go "fuck you." If it was a rhetorical question, sure, fine say that. But delude yourself into thinking that you know better about dating works for guys than guys themselves.
1 BannaHamHock 2018-04-23
WOW what? No way I never would have predicted such a thing from a TrollX poster.
1 SageTestini 2018-04-23
lmao you're in your early 20s and already a single mom , of course you were down.
1 Kgalindo7 2018-04-23
Absolutely fucking obliterated
1 shemaleniggertranny 2018-04-23
Hehe im obviously wrong so ill call you an incel! Youre sloppy seconds with the kid, if he did hookup with hed probably be paying child support in 12 months LMAO
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-04-23
Just because people are calling you out doesn't make them incels. Jesus christ, put on your big girl panties.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-23
Did you just imply a sexual organ to her in a conversation? ew creep incel
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2018-04-23
Wouldn't matter if they were a man or a woman - either way, I'm positive that they wear panties.
1 menvaren 2018-04-23
Do you think she owns any other kind of panties?
1 Tarrock 2018-04-23
He dodged a bullet. Imagine what would've happened had he saw you in real life. His willy wouldn't be hard then
1 Awayfone 2018-04-23
I don't think she fat any more ,too sad to eat apparently
1 Awayfone 2018-04-23
Do you talked about sex , you were looking to hooking up and you just told him he was hot. What was gross about more sexual talk then?
1 ahbslldud 2018-04-23
What I'm missing is how his boner update was in any way inappropriate given the context. You're on a hookup app and have already expressed interest in his boner. If he sent you this completely out of the blue on like a baby bump discussion forum it would be fucked, but this is literally the EXACT situation where talking about his dick is appropriate.
When I hook up with girls we send each other vagina updates all the time and it's not weird or creepy because we've both expressed interest in some casual sex.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-23
I wonder what the patch notes on these vagina updates look like.🤔
1 Singulaire 2018-04-23
Cooldown on kegel flexion has been increased from 5s to 30s.
1 Plexipus 2018-04-23
Orange crusty gunk still extruding from vagina, needs hotfix
1 Maxwyfe 2018-04-23
Yeah, you weren't down to fuck, you were trolling guys on Tinder and getting off on slamming their dick in the door.
1 SlackBabo 2018-04-23
You had already talked about having sex with him and him saying he was hard was enough to push you over the edge? Why? I thought this guy was a bit of an autist creep at first but now I’m not sure what’s wrong with you. No offense.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-04-23
I'm not an incel. I'm a cuckold. You need some good recommendations for men that are willing to fuck and leave, no questions asked?
1 Awayfone 2018-04-23
Hey she isn't a cat lady, she has a baby human not a cat child
1 timsboss 2018-04-23
Why the hell not? How can you be interested in sex with men and be grossed out by cock?
1 Fletch71011 2018-04-23
This makes you sound even worse.
1 ItsSugar 2018-04-23
It's called dirty talk you dumb cunt.
Maybe the height of your intimacy consisted of quickies while your parents weren't home, but most people like hearing and expressing how aroused their partner makes them.
1 LadyVetinari 2018-04-23
If you had established that, how is an attempt to start sexting even bad then? You aren't obligated to reciprocate but just joke about it then or change the subject.
I'm confused. Do you use facial expression charts by chance
1 Crackertron 2018-04-23
Yeah, he should have talked about his credit report and bank statements instead!
1 shallowm 2018-04-23
I don't consider myself an incel. I gave up on dating awhile back and have decided to go my own way.
People are fucking boring to talk to. I would rather be working (day trading crypto), shitposting on reddit, watching Netflix, etc.
The only thing I ever got out of a relationship was sex and affection. I don't understand the hype. Your girlfriend is not a special snowflake. People chemically bond to people they are sexually attracted to. That's it. I can chemically bond with literally any decent looking woman who is nice to me. That's "love". Oxytocin and dopamine. If you want dopamine so bad, there's something called the dark net markets where you can buy drugs. There's something called cough syrup in an everyday pharmacy that will fuck you up in high doses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z09lYqdxqzo
Also, you need food to survive. You don't need sex to survive. It's called jacking off my dude. Adults don't need affection to survive (apparently babies do or whatever). People with sexual market value don't give their affections freely. You have to be useful to them in some way. Men are pussy beggars so they give sex and affection out very freely. Women don't have to work for it. So women have all the leverage here. They can demand your resources. My last gf was not materialistic at the time that we dated (she started being materialistic after she dumped me because then I think she realized that simps were willing to buy her shit). But she was an emotional vampire with Borderline Personality Disorder (a lot of women have Cluster B personality disorders) who demanded a big chunk of my time and wanted me to give her attention to feed her narcissistic ego. And wanted me to treat her like she was the most beautiful woman on earth or something and that I couldn't live without her or whatever. If you want to be mentally intoxicated that bad, get fucked up on cough syrup. The world is not a Disney fairytale. You are not a special snowflake. Neither am I. You should see the things that my ex-girlfriend admitted to me about her new boyfriend while she was drunk. lmao. She admitted that she didn't love him even though he said he loved her. That's why you liberals virtue signal for starving homeless people from your child slave labour-made conflict mineral blood diamond iPhones while telling incels they are entitled for wanting sex. lmao. You need food, you don't need sex.
Women are so needy. They want you to text them regularly. Talk on the phone with them. Then once they have sex with Chad, they pretend like you never even existed and they never loved you. Women will chemically bond with you. And then when they find a genetically superior male who provides her with all this excitement and takes her on an adventure, she will no longer have those gina tingles for you anymore. It hurts me to remember how my last gf did me that way. But at the end of the day, it was just basic biology on both ends. She was the best I could looks-wise without paying for it, this is why my brain tricked me into thinking I loved the bitch. And women can get fucked by literal Chads on demand so they will never fucking love you. At least not for long.
If you're not Chad and you believe your wife/girlfriend loves you, yous a cuck. If this tall cocky successful Chad tatted low-inhibition badboy white rapper with a big cock approached her https://i.imgur.com/Udg5GYb.jpg, you think your girl would be faithful to you? ROFL There's nothing stopping your girl from having sex with Chad or Tyrone. And that's NEVER going to change. No matter how much you vote for Trump and think that is magically going to change the clock. Tradcon women never loved their husbands. They always wanted Chad. And with the sexual revolution, their sexuality is unleashed in free market sexual capitalism. Ancapistan but with genitals.
r/incels are complaining about nothing. Complaining about not being Chad is like complaining about not being a billionaire. Life is unfair. Life is an injustice. That's why most of the world is in poverty.
Fuck bitches, get money. Money is literally the most important thing in life. Other than health. Like my nigga Drake says, "All I care about is money and the city that I'm from".
You can use all the shaming language you want. You have nothing of value to offer me. The social contract that society hands over to men is fucking bullshit. Be a citizen-slave in exchange for what exactly? A couple warm wet holes, some affection and "social acceptance". Oh and possible divorce rape losing half your shit, paying out child support and paying out alimony for life. The terms of that trade aren't worth it. Normies are boring as shit. I don't receive any dopamine when I listen to some normie talk about his life and his problems. But I get a hit of dopamine when I trigger SJWs on reddit. So I have no incentive to honor that social contract.
After you normies wage slave for the man, you logon to reddit to make fun of people you think you are better than in order to feel better about your shit wage cuck life and the fact that you can't satisfy your wife/girlfriend the way her bull Tyrone can with your average penis.
1 Heydammit 2018-04-23
No I think you are an incel.
1 hoseja 2018-04-23
This tbh.
1 Pepperglue 2018-04-23
Okay, here is what I don't understand. You in a hook up app, you probably flirted with that guy before that part showed up, you called him hot and he called you cute, then he says he is getting hard because of the good chemistry here, and you decided to back out.
I mean, okay, it's not your thing. Do you have to be so hostile about it, and harp on everybody who disagrees with you?
1 morerokk 2018-04-23
You're absolutely right. It's time for you to get back into the basement.
1 hoseja 2018-04-23
Lot of impotent incel rage downvotes here. Calm down, take a ❄ 🚿 😂
1 Missy2Real 2018-04-23
Are you speaking for all women when you say this?
1 nmx179 2018-04-23
Have you considered the possibility that you're a hypersensitive prude who flips a shit about "what people's body parts are doing" because you hate both sex and men?
Good luck with your dating life when casual reference to the existence of the penis sends you into hysterics, and when your idea of "treating people like humans" is acting like a giant bitch over nothing.
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-04-23
Not attractive to you. You are not every woman.
It works for some chicks. Generally it works better on chicks who are very much DTF. Ergo, if he does it to everyone, it serves as an effective filter to weed out chicks who aren't all that interested in meaningless casual sex.
The funny thing is, women always claim that no woman would ever sleep witha crude bathroom selfie-taking, dick pic sending, horny all the time motherfucker.
And yet those dudes keep getting laid. Maybe there's some magic pussy fairy out there pretending to be a woman who fucks these guys to make them think that "real" women will fall for their shit.
1 puppy_dog_eyes 2018-04-23
I think it's probably more accurate to say that it works for the sort of women this guy wants to meet (and has met in the past). Lot's of women are down to fuck right away if they are in the mood and they meet the right guy. And by "right guy", I mean a hot guy, not anyone in here (except me of course).
1 aqouta 2018-04-23
Have you not met me yet?
1 puppy_dog_eyes 2018-04-23
I don't think so.
1 aqouta 2018-04-23
I'd post bussy but then I'd have to spend all day sorting through my DMs from attractive women.
1 lickedTators 2018-04-23
I agree, just PM it to me instead.
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-04-23
A woman who demands that everything follow decorum and go extremely slow = a huge amount of effort on your part for a little on your part.
A good sign they are going to be selfish in other ways as well. Probably going to just sit there in bed and let you do all the work, or in the case of this woman demanding you take care of their kid while not doing anything for you.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-23
Tinder literally is an app for people to go and fuck each other, no strings attached. It's not a traditional dating app and that's why it's actually popular.
1 puppy_dog_eyes 2018-04-23
Yes, but you see, women just don't go on an app to meet some guy and fuck him 15 minutes after meeting him for the first time. Women don't do that. And by "Women don't do that", I mean women absolutely DO do that, but they don't want to think of themselves as sluts after they do. Therefore, she has to play this game where you both pretend that the sex will be unplanned and "spontaneous" and "unexpected" and "special" and "romantic" and blah blah blah.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-23
Maybe if they're uggos, lole
1 puppy_dog_eyes 2018-04-23
Well of course their uggos - they are trying to meet men via a dating app for fucks sake!
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-23
Or they're just efficient. Easier to line up a bunch of Chad cock online.
1 puppy_dog_eyes 2018-04-23
Easier still to just go to a bar and have the men line up for you - but that requires being good looking.
1 73696D756C6174696F6E 2018-04-23
Even if you're a 2/10 mongrella, coming in after 2AM will be sufficient.
1 22333444455555666666 2018-04-23
how is that easier? with tinder a girl can literally just lay in bed eating ice cream checking her phone every hour, and she'll have 5 decent looking guys asking to come over and smash
1 puppy_dog_eyes 2018-04-23
Free drinks.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-23
"Bring a bottle of X booze when you come over"
1 aqouta 2018-04-23
Free dinners my dude.
1 apoptosiscel 2018-04-23
The thot is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a bitch, femoid, gold-digger, it all runs off her like Chad's cum off Stacy's face. But call her a thot and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-04-23
TIL Tinder is not for hookups but for long-term, slow cooked relationships. lmao
1 pepperouchau 2018-04-23
It's more known for hookups but there's definitely people looking for both on there.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-04-23
*genetic failures looking for love in all the wrong places
1 pepperouchau 2018-04-23
Now you're just talking about /r/drama users
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-04-23
You are correct.
1 Singulaire 2018-04-23
Woah woah woah, I'm not looking for love!
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-04-23
My experience on Tinder as someone who is remarkably average-looking is that you gotta be quick as fuck if you even want a date. Like 20 messages max before you get her number and like a week max before you meet up. There is no long con in my experience, but then again I'm not a 9/10 investment banker.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-04-23
I miss 1990s cyberdating LDRs ;_; No cap on max relationships, more fun than imaginary friends UwU
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-04-23
I used to kill with AiM chats back in the day when I was 13. Those were the good days.
1 Plexipus 2018-04-23
So many "Canadian girlfriends"
1 hoseja 2018-04-23
I have a "Canadian girlfriend" equivalent right now. Pretty comfy tbh, can't wait to meet her in like 3 months if things go fast lol.
1 Morgoff 2018-04-23
He did go a bit far. Had you been talking to him for a while?
When is the appropriate time to tell you what my dick is doing, or should I just wait for the girl to bring it up?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-23
If you fell a sexual attraction to women you should leave this sub forever.
1 Morgoff 2018-04-23
I'm going to try aversion therapy first. This is already putting me off.
1 Missy2Real 2018-04-23
Just go straight to electroshock therapy. I know a bloke named Mike Pence who will gladly do the honors
1 Morgoff 2018-04-23
I'll just fuck him.
1 Missy2Real 2018-04-23
Even better. That's win-win-win.
1 Plexipus 2018-04-23
Pray the gay to stay
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-04-23
You're a terrible person.
1 Fletch71011 2018-04-23
Well most men can't do this (myself included) but this works for the super attractive men. It makes way more sense if they're just looking for sex. I guarantee that guy just unmatched you and found several other girls who would bang him.
1 ineedmorealts 2018-04-23
Lol how does it feel to be a prude in CURRENTYEAR?
No, that's you
1 hexane360 2018-04-23
https://thoughtcatalog.com/clint-conway/2017/03/this-guy-made-a-fake-tinder-profile-to-prove-that-girls-never-think-hot-dudes-are-creepy/
http://cheezburger.com/3017733/guy-conducts-twisted-experiment-on-tinder-as-fake-child-rapist-and-gets-horrifying-results
1 TruthPains 2018-04-23
Yeah, he does that to cut right to the chase. There are other girls who will respond to that and go hop on that dick. He's looking for a girl who jumps right into it, no datiing, no going out, no bs and he will get it with that line.
1 shallowm 2018-04-23
Are you saying that it's wrong for long-distance relationships where the partners haven't met each other to have a sexual element?
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-23
Have you ever considered that maybe you're just not attractive?
Tinder is 99.9% for fucking. I've had people jump right into descriptive sex talk within a few messages, and that's okay, becomes I'm not an autistic hamplanet that's unable to get to the point.
1 1eyedwonderweasels 2018-04-23
NO ONE LIKES U. UR A GODDAMNED WHORE THE ONLY THING YOURE GOOD FOR IS EATINF FARTING AND FUCKING SO DO ONE OF THOSE AND LEAVUS THE FUCK ALONE YOU USELESS OGDDAMN WHORE
1 murloca 2018-04-23
He's probably looking for casual hookups, on a platform that's dedicated to that kind of stuff, and acting accordingly.
If you feel entitled to be treated like a princess on fucking Tinder, consider the possibility that your value on the sexual marketplace isn't as high as you think it is.
The fact that your baby-daddy is apparently gone should've clued you in on that.
In Tinder-terms, you're a depreciating asset, random guys talking about how you're making them hard is about as good as it's going to get, they're there for the same reason you are, not for the purpose to stroke YOUR ego...
1 69big69daddy69 2018-04-23
gotta say I'm getting pretty sick of this "treat me like a human being" shit
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-04-23
Right? I don't even treat myself or human beings like human beings. Why would I start with women?
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-04-23
Unironically this
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-04-23
Exactly. I only treat dogs like human beings. And that's just to piss /r/dogfree off.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-04-23
well at least you have principles. I don't even bother with those.
1 Karl_Rover 2018-04-23
Commening to remind myself to cross-stitch this
1 aqouta 2018-04-23
Yeah, I treat the vast majority of human beings like they don't exist at all. I'm treating you like a human being that I'd like to have a sexual relationships with. What they want is for you to pretend there is going to be a call the next day.
1 shallowm 2018-04-23
implying femoids are human
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-23
She's also a single mom.
What's the phrase they like to use on those chromosome-boards? Dodged a bullet? Guess he did.
1 WarSanchez 2018-04-23
She ain't bringing anything into a relationship but someone else's kid.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-23
OUCH!!
1 WarSanchez 2018-04-23
Sometimes you gotta kick em in the cooter. Helps restart them kinda like whacking a computer does.
1 puppy_dog_eyes 2018-04-23
r/wherehaveallthegoodmengone
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-04-23
Yo dog that sub is pathetic. Do you frequent there unironically?
1 tempTemp0001 2018-04-23
Had potential but it was quickly populated by lonely bitter men lol
1 puppy_dog_eyes 2018-04-23
As opposed to all the well adjusted men on r/Drama?
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-23
Unironically yes
1 tritter211 2018-04-23
speak for yourself.
1 Russiangreyman 2018-04-23
I frequent the sub. Its filled with a nice mix of niceguys, incels, redpillers, MRA's, and so on.
That said. Alot of the OP's really do show some nice examples of absolute fucking trainwrecks. However the thread comments can be pretty cancer. I feel like I am one of the few people there that doesnt despise gussy completely.
1 YTPeePo 2018-04-23
It looks like what r/ChoosingBeggers used to be, before the mods made an editorial change away from laughing at overweight/single mothers' dating profiles.
1 Russiangreyman 2018-04-23
That's why I stayed. Most of those women deserve to be shat on after writing some of those profiles.
1 AnnArchist 2018-04-23
https://archive.is/KhRQu#selection-451.0-454.0
ded
1 cultish_alibi 2018-04-23
wipes away tear
1 Plexipus 2018-04-23
https://youtu.be/JPR108kwNo4
1 krutopatkin 2018-04-23
Wew that's one pathetic sub
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-04-23
Oh man, gender/sex drama on Reddit is juicy. It's what we get when multiple stupid philosophies collide head-on at full speed.
What's happened is basically this a bunch of lonely male nerds in high school saw that Chad the jock was popular with girls even though he didn't seem "intellectual." But they never could do what he did so a bunch of them went even deeper into their weird little niche and started wearing fedoras with gaming tees, collecting "swords," and unironically saying "m'lady." Others decided that since Chad (or more likely his entourage, Chad probably didn't know they existed) was really cruel to them, decided that cruelty was how he got laid, and hired PUAs. When this didn't work, they went into incels territory, which they haven't left since, unless it was to go shoot up an aerobics class or a deli.
Meanwhile, the SRDine-Jezebel-HAES axis of smugness went "HA HA AWKWARD MEN WANT HELP GETTING LAID TEE HEE" and told these manchildren (in so many words) that trying to get help transforming their lives was even more pathetic than whatever they already were doing.
This wasn't helped by the fact that the dating advice industry is absolutely infested with rot. Here's an exercise: try to find a dating coach who doesn't either (a) try to turn you into an /r/MensLib cringelord, (b) tell you to treat women like disposable objects, or (c) try to get you to join a cult. The industry is so awful that it's possible for an observer to think the SRDines are right.
Meanwhile, pathetic as they are, the /r/braincels crowd is right about some basic things that the SRDines refuse to admit. Like, the fact that a handsome man is going to get laid with a lot less effort than his less lucky peers. Or that he can approach women successfully in ways that would be called "creepy" if the average schlub tried it. And people are so reluctant to give the incels any points at all that they just double down on the denial about the importance of looks.
Add to all that the fact that this whole shitshow is happening on Reddit, far away from socially well-adjusted people. I'm pretty sure
happy, productive peoplenormies don't venture much further than /r/rarepuppers.Whew! To offset this long seriouspost: FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT RETARD AUTIST CUCK
1 asdfman2000 2018-04-23
Is this copypasta?
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-04-23
You can make it one if you want.
1 FreakyStories 2018-04-23
Horrible analysis.
"Jezebel... women's magazine... women... REEE STACEY MAKING FUN OF INCELS FOR BEING AWKWARD REEEE"
https://jezebel.com/tag/incel
Never happened.
When has anyone ever denied this, and why should it be any other way?
Same as above. You like if an underwear model tells you she can suck a golfball through a straw 😉, you don't like when your 55-year-old stepmother does it. That's how it's supposed to be.
People say this to give them hope/because some of them have body dysmorphia/because the ones in /r/incelsgonewild are mostly ok looking. If a woman went around lamenting how no one will ever love her because she's ugly people wouldn't just nod and agree.
In conclusion, your post is upvoted by radical dating centrists who think you're being reasonable for using straw men to defend a blatant misogyny club.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-04-23
We're gender realists.
1 Fletch71011 2018-04-23
I agree with most of your post but this part is ridiculous. Women lie to each other about how attractive they are all the time. How many times have you seen a 400 pound female praised for how beautiful she is for hundreds of comments on social media? Now have you ever seen that for a male neckbeard?
1 FreakyStories 2018-04-23
I said wouldn't. And I don't see that as lying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQWHFQIGRC8
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-04-23
Lol no.
As long as she doesn't physically trying to rip my pants off to suck my dick, i'm always pleasantly flattered when an ugly chick expressed clear sexual interest in me. Not gonna fuck her, but it is a bit of a pick-me-up. Guys don't generally call chicks creepy for wanting to bone.
1 siskonaut 2018-04-23
Yeah idk where she got this. Men and women don't really have equal problems when it comes to dating so in a hilarious bit of irony /u/FreakyStories comes up with a bad example of radical centrism.
1 SageTestini 2018-04-23
lmao your anger is palpable and delicious.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-23
The incels are right that a handsome man will get laid easier.
What they don't get is that the most important thing is not look but personnality. They are incels because their personnalities are shit. One can be ugly as fuck and get laid like a pornstar because they are funny, interesting and cool to hang with.
1 aqouta 2018-04-23
No, it's looks. Personality can get you from spark to laid where just grunting in a girl's general direction would otherwise fail, but personality isn't going to get you laid alone.
The actual key to getting laid is to be attracted to disgusting fat chicks with no self esteem.
No one is tucking the funny but ugly guy in the group. They're fucking his more attractive friend.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-23
t. incel
1 aqouta 2018-04-23
Na, I have a "personality", or that's what I call my abs.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-23
Uh, you are a /fit/ user.
You don't know about the straight dating scene then.
1 apoptosiscel 2018-04-23
it's over
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-23
Lmao, that's naive as fuck and what weak-willed fatties (and uggos) tell themselves when they gulp down their softdrinks and sleep in rather than go to the gym.
Been on both sides of this and of course it's way easier when you're not ugly because fat but instead in good shape, and if anything my personality's a lot worse than it used to be since I've become way more self-centered.
Of course personality matters too but looks are way more important, especially initially. Also one will rather spend their time with and get to know someone they find attractive, so looks can be sort of an requirement for her actually getting to know your personality.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-23
Fam, you buy your girlfriends via bitcoin.
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-23
I've considered it but after hearing how customs open a decent percentage of shipped goods from non-European countries I've decided that trying it wasn't worth it. Importing a petite, although of course completely legal (!) girl from an Asian 3rd world country who doesn't speak the language is not only socially frowned upon (how should I introduce her to my parents for instance) but also, as I recently learned, illegal.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-23
I was going to say you could pay her a one way ticket, but then I remembered that kids under 12 can't travel alone.
1 mcslibbin 2018-04-23
I'm supposed to believe someone with the user name /u/YameteOniichanItai has had sex?
1 YameteOniichanItai 2018-04-23
the name implies one person at least though whether consensual or not
1 TheMortarGuy 2018-04-23
You can tell this guy is a Virgin because of the way he talks.
1 BrawndoTTM 2018-04-23
>Believing this unironically
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2018-04-23
t. incels.
The reason you don't get any is that your personnality is shit, not your face, fam.
1 donkeykong420 2018-04-23
I disagree cuz I’m a soyboy but this was well argued lol
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-04-23
:3
1 Ung-Tik 2018-04-23
Still a better love story than Twilight fam.
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-04-23
But who are the lovers here?
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-04-23
The Anna Karenina of Reddit.
1 mr-strange 2018-04-23
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/09/orson_wells_Slow-Clap.gif
1 Power_Incarnate 2018-04-23
This is the radical centrism I come here for
1 Plexipus 2018-04-23
It's more like they spout useless platitudes like "be yourself" to incels which is like the worst fucking advice you could give to one of those dudes
1 dootwiththesickness 2018-04-23
I only had to google "Jezebel dating coach" to find this article: https://jezebel.com/5969902/dear-dudes-here-are-five-reasons-why-you-dont-need-a-dating-coach
We're both right. The writer is giving platitudes and being smug about it.
1 Plexipus 2018-04-23
A menslib mod?
1 hoseja 2018-04-23
Do they need coaching to rape? I thought that came naturally.
1 ashent2 2018-04-23
An SRD mod?
1 Ylajali_2002 2018-04-23
The author weighs about 400 pounds. The article is really just a thinly-veiled fantasy of what she would say were some poor guy ever desperate enough to try talking to her.
1 YTPeePo 2018-04-23
You weren't even joking, clicked on it out of curiosity.... and it's Lindy West
1 morerokk 2018-04-23
I also hear "have you tried taking a shower?" a lot. It's like they assume everyone who has dating issues is a gross neckbeard who doesn't shower.
1 Plexipus 2018-04-23
Yeah, I do too, but telling people to take a shower isn't bad advice just condescending
1 nicethingyoucanthave 2018-04-23
Oh yeah. That reminds me of a post that I saved by noted feminist /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK the tl;dr of which is:
In mainstream society, men are either given vague, meaningless advice like "just be yourself" or "treat them like human beings" or they're told it's wrong to even try. Here's a great blog post along those same lines - it's about a letter to an advice column. The author of the letter is told "just be yourself" and (hilariously) "don't change." What's funny about the "don't change" advice is that it's literally given in the context of a guy having lots of sex. "Don't change ...into this guy who has lots of sex, just be yourself and keep on getting rejected."
1 thats_a_bit_pathetic 2018-04-23
people who are good at dating don't become dating coaches
1 Al_Simmons 2018-04-23
I'm a qualified alpha Chad. If anyone needs advice on me.
1 AnnArchist 2018-04-23
swipe left
1 runner_man_123 2018-04-23
Do single dads have the same problem in dating that single moms have?
1 Russiangreyman 2018-04-23
Single moms have problems? I mean as long as shes not fat some dude with swoop in quickly.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-04-23
1 Narsil098 2018-04-23
Single dads probably are too busy coping with shitload of another problems unknown to single moms.
1 Missy2Real 2018-04-23
/u/veloci-nap-tor
What are you basing this on? Do you have a lot of experience scoring as a guy? Are you seriously invalidating the lived experiences of men? Like, really, I can't even right now... wtf?
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-04-23
A hot guy looking for a hookup on a hookup app.
Gasp it's almost if he knows some girls have sex drives too and want a one night stand.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-04-23
I'm actually lying in bed right now and hard thinking about this.
1 whenweriiide 2018-04-23
Ugh you had a chance with me and now you blew it 😡😡
1 TheOtherGuy9603 2018-04-23
You can blow my chance any time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-04-23
You just turned my 12 o clock into a 6 o clock.
1 whenweriiide 2018-04-23
So what represents the minute hand?
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-04-23
My other dick
1 whenweriiide 2018-04-23
you are SO brave
1 EffOffReddit 2018-04-23
Yeah but women are actually qualified to tell men how to get into their pants.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-04-23
I mean if you're into gay shit like women sure
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-04-23
No, they really aren't.
They think they are, but inevitably every advice given by women on how to bang other women is terrible and designed more to help women get what they want out of dating than to actually get dudes laid.
1 EffOffReddit 2018-04-23
By all means, keep sending out those dick pics then! You have cracked the code!!
1 siskonaut 2018-04-23
Not really. Unless she's bi or lesbian if you want to know that info best ask men who get into women's pants.
1 EffOffReddit 2018-04-23
You guys are actually as stupid as you seem. An individual woman actually knows how men get into her pants. This is so fucking basic, of course it is impossible for you to grasp.
1 siskonaut 2018-04-23
Nah you idiot. The best people to ask about how to get into a woman/man's pants are the people who have gotten into the other woman/man's pants. Sure the gender your trying to date/bang can give you decent advice but the best advice comes from those who have been through the process how thick do you have to be to not understand this.
1 EffOffReddit 2018-04-23
She's not telling you how to get into all women's pants though. She's telling you how you can get shut the fuck out of hers. And in general, she seems pretty on trend there. Women talk about how much they hate the dick pic angle all the time. The woman who wants that veiny pic is the exception, not the rule.
1 siskonaut 2018-04-23
I see this is just a big misunderstanding. I'm not advocating that dick pics are a great way to attract quality women, I never said that. You're right it's fucking retarded. I was talking about taking advice from people who have succeeded in seducing/dating the gender they are looking for the normal way is better than asking people of that target gender for the most part.
If your a woman who wants to find and hold down a man you're best off asking women who have done so instead of asking men.
1 EffOffReddit 2018-04-23
Sidebar says to blow everything out of proportion though, your post is definitely in violation.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-23
/u/corgibutt19
In what ways do either of those people's comments suggest that they only value women for sex?
1 puppy_dog_eyes 2018-04-23
Question: Is this wrong? Should I stop doing that?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-04-23
If men are good for nothing, then what are women good for outside of sex?🤔
1 puppy_dog_eyes 2018-04-23
I think Einstein and Stephen Hawking were both work working on that exact problem immediately before they burned out their brains and died.
1 citrus-jam 2018-04-23
I mean, it is a bit much to jump from “you’re attractive” to “I’ve got a raging boner right now”. I totally get why she was turned off from that whole interaction.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-04-23
It's fuckin Tinder brah
1 citrus-jam 2018-04-23
And your point? Tinder isn’t explicitly just for hookups ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe she was a bit harsh in her response but I get it.
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-04-23
Bruh. It's Tinder. If you're using it for LTR you're a fucking loser with bad genes. He just wants to make sure she's not a fucking loser with bad genes.
Congratulations, she played herself
1 WarSanchez 2018-04-23
Yeah it is. Everyone who knows about dating apps knows that the goal of Tinder is to get laid locally and relatively quickly. Hence the focus on pics and location not a litany of useless info like the other apps.
Gonna claim Grindr or whatever ain't for grade A bussy hunting?
1 citrus-jam 2018-04-23
Tinder ISN’T explicitly for hookups. Tindr advertises itself as a dating app, or more often and more ambiguously, as an app to meet people. While a lot, if not most, people use it for hookups, it’s not it’s only use. Grindr, on the other hand, is advertised as an app for hookups.
But I guess this is sort of irrelevant at this point, because apparently OP admitted they were sexting. Didn’t know that, but I still say some of the comments here are a bit unjustified.
1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2018-04-23
lol roastie in denial
1 citrus-jam 2018-04-23
what’s a roastie?
1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2018-04-23
It is a woman who has slept around enough so that her labia minora have become enlarged through wear and tear and stretching, thus resembling an Arby's roast beef sandwich.
1 joustingleague 2018-04-23
Please tell me that's sarcasm and you don't actually believe that the human body works like that?
1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2018-04-23
In vaginas had infinite durability they would make car tires out of them
1 joustingleague 2018-04-23
Vaginas are muscles they don't become weaker when you use them you idiot.
1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2018-04-23
Tell it to your vaginal connective tissue
1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2018-04-23
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1524694072477.jpg
1 SageTestini 2018-04-23
This is how I know you're ugly/short.
1 EasySchmitty 2018-04-23
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1 Awayfone 2018-04-23
Everyone knows it is, they just pretend it isn't
1 thurdthrowaway 2018-04-23
These aren't explicitly crack pipes either, but most people can figure out what it's for pretty quickly.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-23
He’s looking for a sexting convo.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-23
OP too.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-23
Gross. Slut.
1 SmurfPrivilege 2018-04-23
Then she should switch from Tinder to one of the dozen other dating apps where the norms are more in line with her desires.
1 Awayfone 2018-04-23
Such as?
1 SmurfPrivilege 2018-04-23
I'm not super familiar with the online dating scene, but from my limited understanding...
I'm sure people will correct me on some of these, but I'm pretty sure no one is going to dispute the last one. Sure, it's not exclusively for hook-ups. But anyone who goes on Tinder looking for more should understand that they have navigate a culture that isn't going to cater to prudes like the TrollX OP.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-04-23
REEEEE LEFT OUT GRINDR REEEEE
1 aqouta 2018-04-23
Coffee meets bagel is great for successful people.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-23
OP admitted they were talking about sex before she took this screenshot.
Imagine cockblocking yourself because you think the EPIC trole ladies on REDDIT will upvote your EPIC style tinder screenshot
1 Awayfone 2018-04-23
Editing out context. Scandalous
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-04-23
and yet, very dramatic. I give it an 8/10 on the /r/drama scale
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-04-23
You know what they say, different strokes for different folks.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-23
He’s not looking to fuck. He’s looking to sext, jerk off, and then pass out.
1 Awayfone 2018-04-23
Why not both? Planning for future
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-04-23
Maybe but who cares
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-04-23
As hollow and soulless as a lot of modern living can be, that this can be done with relative ease is a godsend.
1 I_EAT_ASS_AMA 2018-04-23
Total Chad move
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-23
"heavily feminist sub".......LOL
Or is it at the very best the "fuck you I got mine" type of gals?
In the case of actual activism and helping other women even GC users would probably win against whatever trollx is.
Prove me wrong!
1 Thulean-Dragon 2018-04-23
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-23
Knew you'd be here 😅😂
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-04-23
I dislike slacktivism, hypocrisy and rich, white, american women. Of course I'm here Ed.
Luv U bby😄😍😘
1 FreakyStories 2018-04-23
Why do women do tinder?
That's so incredibly degrading.
1 lickedTators 2018-04-23
I feel like if someone I know ever talks to another human being that's basically cheating on me. I should be the sole focus of everyone else's life.
1 FreakyStories 2018-04-23
So you like chatting with girls who are chatting with other guys in different windows at the same time?
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/close-encounters/201706/is-tinder-really-hookup-app
It sounds to me like people are using it as a jerk-off app and for some reason calling it a hook-up app. Women almost never buy prostitutes, so why do you think they're suddenly going to start having sex with someone they've just met?
1 BannaHamHock 2018-04-23
You realize that in the real world, people date multiple people, often at the same time, before they decide they like someone enough to commit right? It's not seen as a personal victory to snag one girl in a 10 year window of time for most folks.
1 FreakyStories 2018-04-23
Terrible, people don't believe in love anymore.
1 BannaHamHock 2018-04-23
Love isn't some Disney shit for most people dude, hate to break it to you. Relationships develop over time, trials, and tribulations.
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2018-04-23
Waaah I go on a hookup app and people want to hook up with me!
1 hoseking 2018-04-23
Isn't Tinder a hookup app? What the fuck are you expecting!
1 73696D756C6174696F6E 2018-04-23
This is how you know he thinks she's not that attractive, but still okay enough for a low-effort quick fuck.
1 ChaddingTater 2018-04-23
Posting on TrollX wasn't enough of a giveaway?
1 Jon_Aegon_Targaryen 2018-04-23
Murdered
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-04-23
For real though, who talks about his dick after 5 lines of conversation? That's a self-goal, if I've ever seen one.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-04-23
Ew gross icky.
1 nmx179 2018-04-23
u/corgibutt19 wouldn't "empathetic" people know better than to flip a shit when someone casually mentions their penis in an already sexual conversation?
PS
Does this strike you as a particularly empathetic statement? Why or why not?
1 nmx179 2018-04-23
u/ChkYrHead, why is it not "being a decent human being" to mention your penis in a conversation that's already about sex? Is it because you hate penises?
1 nmx179 2018-04-23
u/scorpiousdelectus why is it "sad" that an attractive man will continue to have sex with willing partners by being forthright about his intentions? Why does he need to change his behavior in order to gain your personal approval for him to go to "sexytown"?
1 scorpiousdelectus 2018-04-23
I'm not saying that's what the sad part is, I'm saying it's sad that he is incapable of "reading the room" and using the same style with everyone, even if that will result in being inappropriate.
1 morerokk 2018-04-23
Oh no, some female incel thinks he is being inappropriate! How will he ever recover? I guess he'll just have to settle for the women who respond positively to his advances. :'(((
1 fsdgfhk 2018-04-23
Anyone who talks about "going to sexytown" is a juvenile mental toddler who should be sterilized on sight. No wonder xe freaked out at a direct, straightforward reference to sex; what would xe prefer? "My peepee gets all happy when I think about going to sexytown with your mini"?
1 Mabans 2018-04-23
This is potential /r/selfawarewolf
1 Mr_Eagle 2018-04-23
This is totally foreign to me as a gay man. If you wanna fuck just say you wanna fuck. "Hey I'm playing with my dick" okay cool, if I'm interested I'll keep talking to them, if I'm not I'll just ignore it. Is it really that hard. Do you always have to bitch about this shit?
1 LadyVetinari 2018-04-23
Do these people ever have fun? Doing anything?
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-04-23
Can somebody explain to me just what the FUCK does it actually mean to "objectify" somebody? What I've gleaned off the internet is that it means you are attracted to them physically and not for "who they are"
I do not pay more than a few neurons worth of attention to almost all other humans. Those who I am close to are the ones who I tend to actually conceptualize as people rather than NPCs in my life. Imagine actually having empathy for total strangers 😂😂 bro that would be fucking exhausting.
/u/james2037
If I were on tinder and a girl said that she was gushing from the gash I would be trying to fill that hole asap Rocky. If you wouldn't do the same, your gay
1 james2037 2018-04-23
get tested for vd :)
1 hexane360 2018-04-23
HOLY SHIT
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-04-23
Lol. Dudes literally pay hundreds of dollars for that.
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-04-23
Has trolling gone too far?
1 Heydammit 2018-04-23
This person does not fuck.
1 Vandredd 2018-04-23
They really don't understand men
1 Crackertron 2018-04-23
I got banned for my response to that.
1 JohnGalt316 2018-04-23
why am i not surprised TrollX uses tinder to find future husbands lol
p.s. lmao @ the legbeards freaking out at a guy mentioning his dick
1 MooseHeckler 2018-04-23
People wanting to have sex on tinder, thats disgusting.
1 siskonaut 2018-04-23
More like people on Tinder are just looking for a quick date/fuck and aren't consider the rando match to be potential marriage material.
2 MooseHeckler 2018-04-23
Still disgusting.
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1 bugslife22112 2018-04-23
How much you wanna bet she still went for it
1 nation_before_state 2018-04-23
Jesus, the egos on these bitches.
1 Orsonius 2018-04-23
read: why does this guy do it but with bigotry.