u/shallowm please validate

This is weird, the comment was made an hour ago, but I only got a notification now.

Anyway, yeah, it's /u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu, /r/drama's grumpy grandpa.

So what were those demands?

take a guess

I have no idea, I don't think I'm one of the people that was "responsible" for whatever he's talking about. He might be referring to his suspicion that /u/Ed_ButteredToast reported him to the admins (which he has mentioned more than once), but what I don't get is that he also said he was "just memeing" about that. However, when he's clarifying what he actually means, he still mentions Ed.

If I had to take a guess, I'd say that his demands had to do with either the sub going private, or people downvoting Ed. Both of my guesses are probably wrong, though.

Lol he thinks I'm an Ed alt?? No wonder he keeps sending me so many nice messages.

/u/ed_butteredtoast can you please get this lunatic off my ass ty

I need congress to ban all boomers from the Internet indefinitely.

Are you =/>25 earth years old?

the internet is a series of tubes

For once, we agree Ed.

Of all things that you couldn't and shouldn't agree with, this is it?

It's the children that are the problem.

Do you own a Facebook account by chance?

Does anybody really own anything?

You possess only that which you can physically protect.

Calm down oldfag. Step away from the computer screen nice and easy!

I bet you don't even have a Chromebook yet. You'll get there one day, little one.

I do sense potential in you, for what it's worth. Much to learn you still have, though.

Step 1. Lay off the emojis

Step 2. Lay off the alts

Step 3. ?

Chromebook

RIP /u/Chromebookbitches! He was a good oldfag sperg that wanted everbody on the Internet to be 25+ and be tied to their IRL identity. Lmao

and be tied to their IRL identity

In my best of moments, I don't wish it to be so.

Unfortunately, due to the prevalence of "bad actors", this is going to have to be the way it is for a while.

Step 3. Is go blow yourself old fag

It's the children that is the problem.

Lol he thinks I'm an Ed alt??

When he said he was "just memeing", he was probably referring to the part where he calls you an Ed alt, so he might not actually think so. Who knows, though?

No wonder he keeps sending me so many nice messages

Do you mind posting some of those?

A lot have been deleted but here's some:

remember

from LMAO_get_REKT sent 5 days ago

to play in traffic you vile cunt!

/r/drama sent me

from [deleted] via /r/Drama sent 6 days ago

lmao, the dumb cunt has been shitting the place up with bad posts for two months and claims it as her "stomping ground."

tighten that noose, terf.

from [deleted] via /r/Drama sent 6 days ago show parent

Ooof this is my stomping ground sweetheart

lmao, the dumb cunt has been shitting the place up with bad posts for two months and claims it as her "stomping ground."

tighten that noose, terf.

from [deleted] via /r/Drama sent 6 days ago

show parent

Ooof this is my stomping ground sweetheart

lmao, the dumb cunt has been shitting the place up with bad posts for two months and claims it as her "stomping ground."

tighten that noose, terf.

from [deleted] via /r/Drama sent 6 days ago

i like to remind people who think they're special that they're not.

you are not unique. you are not interesting. you're a shitposter who tries to make friends on reddit because you're super off-putting irl.

you're a shitposter who tries to make friends on reddit because you're super off-putting irl.

i mean, is this inaccurate?

I mean "super" off-putting is pretty harsh tbh.

Jesus

This was like a twice-a-day thing a week ago but it seems to have let up since the great drama shutdown of '18.

Damn. That’s not very funny. Maybe this dino will cheer you up.

Damn you got any happier dinos??

from my secret stash

I don't think that's him, tbh. It doesn't seem like his style.

/u/LMAO_get_REKT Who are you?

No he was replying to me on my messages on other subs too.

this is r/drama not the ritz-Carlton

Wow even his references are dated and gay

he's actually serious about seeing Ed as his archnemesis.

lmao that's completely retarded.

Bingo 2 nights a week instead of 1

Take your meds, gramps.

Oldfags are the worst 🤢🤢

Windsock bussies are no fun, Ed are they?

What's his public key again?

Here's his public key, but I already verified that it's him.

Tick tock grandpa can I get your private key so I can check of this is really your public key?

Jesus Christ, this Q bullshit really has made a lot of people go off the deep-end, hasn't it?

Q:

Maybe

Winds will change

Dawn shall rise

Expect great things

Big things

8chan

4chan

Lock em

Sock em

Tock em

Tick em

/Qanon

I always thought the idea of memetic disease was something inherently absurd that belonged in fiction, but CBTS_stream and the associated drama really has made me start to wonder.

It's rooted in leaded boomer brain disease, no memetic component required.

It's both. Their lead addled brains are particularly susceptible to memetic disruption.

I heard this guy was kaalaaa. He was always mental.

Those of you who are responsible know why I am stopping. My demands have been met.

We don't negotiate with pensioners that wandered away from the old folks home.

Wtf did I miss

Man this is getting so boring now. Maybe thats why you got chucked by the admins.

agree

lol gay

LOL GAY. STEALING MY SHIT. THIS IS VERY BAD.

LOL GAY

🐓 CUCK COCK 🐓

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Biggest cuck ever

Grandaddy 🌽corn🌽 cuck

post bussy

Probably prolapsed or herniated (not discouraging it tho)

Your kids would have been ashamed, if you had ever been appealing enough to fuck a woman and make some.

Grandpa TICK TOCK doesn't have kids, because is the first documented incel.

my demands have been met

Lmaooo no. He's still salty as fuck. This is a trap for everyone to comment like usual so he can report them more. He's just mad that we've controlled ourselves on how we comments and it's all within the rules for now.

report for what even lol

report for when people say things such as "Ivanka you should really just kill yourself you pathetic geriatric. The Democrats are going to slaughter the Republicans during the 2018 midterm elections and Trump will get impeached for obstruction of justice."

things like that

maybe this

Or maybe this

I call for a certain mod/pos(t)er to resign. From life.

Ivanka > Q and that's the final word

Q anon hasn't told me to offer peace yet so I will be suicide bombing your house soon.

Hey Ivanka, you claim to be a playa, but I fucked your wife.

He's doesn't like "niggers" fucking his wife tho. Isn't that right /u/wazzupnerds?

Yes

Gramps, you are way more retarded than I ever imagined when I first read your shitposts

tick tock suck my cock

Shut the fuck up pussy

⏳Hickory dickory ⏳ 🐭 dock 🐭, come meet my 👴🏻👴🏻 granddaddy 💋💋 🕰 Tick Tock 🕰!

He used to be a 💻 Reddit 💪🏿💪🏿 power user 💪🏿💪🏿, Now he's just a 👌 tight 👌 pink bussy abuser 😭😭!

Yeah ⏱ hickory dickory dock ⏱, let's see 👀 that fat 😍😍 🍆💦 daddy cock 🍆💦!

The clock struck 🕐 one-y 🕐and I went 👅👅 yummy 👅👅 Cause I get to slurp up 😜😜 all grandaddy's 🎉💦 cummies! 💦🎉

Yeah! 👯 Hickory! 👯 Yeah! 👯 Dickory! 👯 Yeah! 👯 Dock! Don't you dare 🙅🙅 make fun of granddaddy Tick Tock! 😡😡

He'll comb 🔍🔍 through your posts back to 🗓 10/12 🗓 When you told a trollx 😿😿 user to kys! 🙀🔫

Ask not for whom the bell tolls 🔔🔔—it tolls for thee! 💀💀

-Signed Granddaddy 👴🏻🕰Tick Tock's🕰 🎉💋 Princess Army 💋🎉

If I took reddit this seriously I'm not sure how I would resist the daily temptations to throw myself off the tallest object I can ascend.

Is it weird that I don't care?

My demands have been met.

Translation: he's been put on 'ignore' by the admins.

amateurs.

Lol, pepaw still isn't taking his meds and is still salty as fuck over being cucked by the most retarded fucker in this sub's history. I wonder how that feels tbh. What do you think u/Ed_ButteredToast?

I had a pet turtle when I was 14.It was a male turtle that I named Raphael. I worshipped that turtle. We were best friends but I didn't know that our relationship was going to get much stronger.

Back then I was a 14 years old going through late puberty so I would get really frustrated sometimes and I would fantasises about how great it would be to have a girlfriend but I had no hope of getting one. The world seemed so cruel and depriving then I thought about Raphael and how he's probably feeling the same, he's a lonely turtle with no female turtle for company and it's not his fault he's a handsome turtle but just like me his world was cruel and depriving, he was locked in a big house with no chance to meet a lady. We bonded over this, Raphael was my only companying during that dark time.

You may ask why I didn't buy him a turtle lady, well my parents didn't allow it. I had a friend with a female pet that I can take Raphael to his house but my parents didn't allow me to take him out either.

In a few days I was busted by my cuckblock parents trying to bust Raphael out.

Like any 14 years old I used to watch porn alot but not too much, I did it less frequently than beating the meat. So one day while I was watching Deep throat I looked next to my bed and I saw Raphael staring back at me and it hit me. It's true that I don't have a girlfriend but I watch porn to release some of the tension but Raphael can't and he's probably seen me watching porn for years so I tilted the screen in his direction so he can watch it with me. The next day I realised that a turtle wouldn't necessarily enjoy seeing humans having sex, I bet he prefers watching turtles. So I seated in front of the pc and searched for female turtles photos, he seemed interested he was fixated on the screen and didn't look anywhere else. I felt happy that I was helping my friend .

After a few days I noticed that he wasn't as interested as the first time, that's normal I thought to myself. I must provide him with something more "exciting". Well I wasn't going to search for turtle porn, I was to scared to do that I didn't want my parents to find it and get the false idea that there son is a pervert. Or a furry-ish I don't know if that qualifies me as a furry maybe a shelly..So I googled turtle reproduction, marriage... stuff like that , that sound educational. I stumbled upon a video, I played it. Oh my I can't describe the look on Raphael face, it was truly a stunning moment that I shall never forget, I slept that night proudly knowing that I helped my friend with his problems.

I searched for other videos but it was all the same, like I said it was more educational than arousing so I had this great idea : people like nudes, sometimes it's better than porn, so why wouldn't I take some pictures of my friends female and show them to Raphael.

The next day I visited my friends house, while we were playing in asked him for a glass of water, he asked why I wouldn't go get it myself I just said I was too shy to talk to his mother alone in the kitchen, he went out of the room and I took the chance. I grabed the family camera and took a few pics of his turtle. When I got back home in showed them to Raphael, he seemed grateful . We had fun that night and I promised to get him some more.

I payed my friend visits frequently, always finding excuses to get him out of the room with me and his female alone. I tried to think like Raphael : What would a turtle like? What would it find extremely hot?

I took several photos of her in different positions, variety is important in nudes but with turtles there's nothing much to work with.

One day I was in my friends house having fun talking about the weird shit we learned in sex-ed, making dirty jokes and he tells me this :

" you know what's the hardest thing in a T-Rex life, he can't masturbate "

Well laughed hysterically but then it hit me : What about Raphael.

We had one male cat in the house but it took care of business by licking his privates like dogs but what about Ralph.

When the weekend came in spent the whole time transfixed in front of Raphael, I had to know how he does it, but to no avail. The day after I put a video camera next to him, at the end of the day I played the recording but I found nothing.

All this time and I haven't thought about how my poor friend wasn't able to satisfy himself, I watched porn but I always shake the unemployed after it but Raphael couldn't, I felt like a horrible friend. I spent the next few days searching for a solution.

That night I decided to do the right thing. I brought some fresh nudes of my friends turtle and placed them in front of my Raphael. After a few pictures I held him up and gently touched his turtle nuggets, I have never seen a look similar to the one on his face that moment, I continued touching it with the tip of my finger.

He opened his mouth and seemed pretty happy, that was my sign. He liked it and I didn't mind, it was my duty. From that night on to the day I lost him, I have helped him get over his sexual frustration and he helped me get over my puberty as much as I helped him . I still reflect on that experience as it made our relationship stronger than ever.

Tl;dr : Helped Raphael get over his sexual frustration. R.I.P RAPHAEL.

The more I see and hear IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu the more I loathe him. He rubs the cosmic order against the grain: beta soul belying his useless height, soft effete narcissistic manchild, sanctimonious prick, all around smug drama queen. It's hard to believe he was the head of the Daddy Defense Force.

WARNING WARNING: FAGGOT DETECTED

BLOOD TYPE: 🚨🚨🚨🚨GAYLORD🚨🚨🚨🚨