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bad bot

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I'm saving 🙅 😉 my dick🍆💦💦 for 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Jesus 🙏 because the 👀 biggest 💦 O 😫 🔊 you can get is the 1️⃣ 😇above your head😇!

Niggers...

I'm not mde I'm drama just like you. How do you do fellow drama poster?

Don't become a Christcuck, Ed!

But I'll still give you an amen 🙏🙏🏻

He willingly joined the army, that's proof enough that he is not someone to be trusted when it comes to life advice.

Stick with...whatever religion you're following right now. It's served you well brother.

Are you keeping a file on me or something?

No, I just remember you because of your smug ass flair. I don't keep files on any r/drama users babe.

Okay, I admit it. I've got a 1TB SSD that's devoted to archiving every post you ever make Ed. I can't lie to that creepy child gif, it scares me. 😖

They're not too expensive, around £200 for me. SSDs are the best thing ever but I still love my 3TB HDD that's served me well for years.

Browse /r/buildapcsales for a little bit, they go on sale from time to time. I have 6tb of SSD storage atm, shout out to /r/datahoarders

What is this from? I wanna start using it, but I need context.

Did you just type in "really creepy child smiling" or something?

Tbf, you do let slip every once in a while that unlike every other redditor you actually know about stuff and have been closer to the Middle East than your mom's basement.

So my disinformation does work

STOLEN VALOR!!! Extremely subtle stolen valor!

Is that the lie or is it something else?

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Kings

the only true king

What are you, a heretic?

I would give anything to see a face-to-face meeting between Jesus and /u/Ed_ButteredToast. I can't even imagine how many pigs would end up jumping off a cliff.

Mark did.

C'mon bro. Step up your biblical literacy game. There's a really good episode of Red Dwarf that you won't get if you don't know this story.

Ed is an absolute smeg.

I just wanted to reference Red Dwarf babe, sorry you got caught in the crossfire. I didn't mean to hurt you. 😚

الله أكبر

إن شاء الله

LOL GAY

lol this is so dumb because Jesus literally died

lol what a cuck

It was just a prank, though.

May Assad follow suit

Inshallah

On top of a dying, malnourished lion. Grade A cringe from the classic retards on Facebook.

Lol. The original pic is damn sad though.

Where's the share button on Reddit

Poor kitty. I saw the original earlier and it made me sad :(

The fucked up thing is that however took that pic new full well that they coul buy ham from their local deli and feed this poor majestic 🦁 without any antelope dying.

r/forewardsfromgrandma

They probably meant the ghost lion to be roaring but I think it's yawning.

Are we living in fucking Narnia now??

Ed rhymes with retarded. is that a coincidence? i think not

Pretty rude of the lion's soul to leave his body before he's even dead.

Tay tay is only true ruler of this sub, gtfo with your blasphemy!