I need some advice.

8  2018-04-24 by Arbys_Official

I am in love with two boys and don't know which one to marry. First, there's Andy. He's sort of blond and sells insurance. Mama likes him, which helps a lot. He's very reliable and seems anxious to get married. Then there's Tony. He's dark and sort of gives me the creeps. (But they're awfully nice creeps, if you know what I mean.) I don't know which one I like best. In the daytime I like Andy, but I believe I like Tony better at night. Which one do you think would make the best husband for me? ANDY or TONY?

6 comments

1  PM_ME_UR_HOLEFIES 2018-04-24

It’s 2018, have both.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-24

CHOOSE BOB!! BOB IS BEST!! GOOD GUY BOB!!

1  Wordshark 2018-04-24

DEAR ANDY OR TONY?: Don't marry either one, if it's a toss-up. Date others and make comparisons. When "The One" comes along, you'll flip your lid - not a coin.

1  XhotwheelsloverX 2018-04-24

Marry Andy. Cuck him and have Tony as your sidepiece.

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-04-24

Marriage is a long-term solution to a short-term problem. Just get a vibrator and do escort services, all the reasons women get married are covered by this plan.

1  bareballzthebitch 2018-04-24

Dark like black or dark like south Asian or Mixtec Mexican?