Magic Internet Crypto Beaners get hacked again, tens of millions worth of Beans get stolen. The great thing about crypto? You can follow the stolen money in real time while contemplating suicide!
45 2018-04-24 by SuperiorExcess
Discussion link: https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/8ek86t/warning_myetherwalletcom_highjacked_on_google/
Watch the flow of stolen coins: https://etherscan.io/address/0xb3aaaae47070264f3595c5032ee94b620a583a39
As of making this topic there's $17,150,569.51 worth in that wallet the hackers used.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-24
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1 Coats_Unbuttoned 2018-04-24
tfw your exchange is hacked and your money is stolen, causing rapid devaluation of your remaining holdings
BUY BUY BUY
1 Shark_life 2018-04-24
buy the dip
1 pitterpatterwater 2018-04-24
When you're apparently a tech pioneer and also don't notice that there isn't a correctly-coloured padlock in the address bar.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-04-24
This is good for drama coin
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-04-24
No sympathy.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-04-24
That's why I invest in precious metals over crypto, gonna have to rob my bank and jimmy open my safety deposit box to steal my shit.
1 wolfdreams01 2018-04-24
That crypto may have been stolen, but at least it's secure, right? I'd hate to think that all those crypto advocates might have been full of BS.
1 istural 2018-04-24
Remember, these tech experts know everything about tech, including how DNS is apparently completely centralized.
You should totally trust these captains of industry about everything tech related.
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-24
It's only as secure as the weakest point.
Imagine all of the banks. Now imagine their websites are all ran by 1-2 people each with no formal education on computer science or computer security. They're also all looking to get rich. Also if they steal all of your money the law will do nothing.
This is the cryptocurrency environment in a nutshell. The online wallet site that got their DNS server hijacked is ran by one person. Just one. And it probably facilitates millions of dollars worth of transactions a day.
The best part is that you can download the source and run it locally, which would keep you safe from any DNS hijacking issues. Anyone who lost money in this hack has nobody to blame except themself.
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1 toynbeeidea16 2018-04-24
No, THAT'S the weak point. Only a complete moran would use an online wallet. I guess it still boils down to the weak point being people, though.
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-24
🤔🤔
I'm fairly certain MEW is more an interface. You can generate a wallet there, but a lot of people use it to easily send coins off of hardware wallets. I've only used it a couple times locally for sending tokens. Hardware wallets are designed so that the wallet/private keys are never exposed under any circumstances. Only way you could get bamboozled is if you don't double check the address you're sending to on the device.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-04-24
That's the dumbest part, MEW isn't an online wallet. Day one of owning Ethereum I downloaded the MEW source and ran it locally for any and all access to shield myself from this single-point-of-failure shit that has happened time and time again with dApps hosted on web servers. Nobody who understands how dApps work and takes advantage of their decentralized nature got burned by this.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-24
Get a brain, moran
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-24
Shut up fatty
1 wolfdreams01 2018-04-24
If crypto can't be made safe for dumb people or technological illiterates, how will it ever get enough traction to be accepted universally as currency? Those two groups combined are like 95% of the populace.
1 buttcoinbuttcoin 2018-04-24
It won't. Decentralized currency means putting all security responsibilities on the user. Anyone who thinks bitcoin will ever be a universally accepted currency is delusional. It has many uses, but it will never replace fiat.
1 vtesterlwg 2018-04-24
i mean that also applies to cash
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-04-24
It won't
1 im-a-koala 2018-04-24
If my bank gets hacked, they'll make me whole. If they don't have enough money to do so, their insurance will make me whole.
There's no FDIC/SIPC for cryptos.
1 Al_Simmons 2018-04-24
With shit like this happening, crypto is a fucked investment.
This is beyond volatility, this is the wild west.
1 Lamza 2018-04-24
and if you look at the comments for that address, it's full of beggars and other scammers: https://etherscan.io/address/0xb3aaaae47070264f3595c5032ee94b620a583a39#comments
crypto "enthusiasts" are basically virtual gypsies
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-04-24
Lmao that will surely net you a sizable amount of e-coins