I how that when you inevitably rent a van and join the race of peace you will be richly rewarded in heaven with cute, petite small breasted Asian women one day over the age of consent in your jurisdiction.
What is it with the Boche when it comes to sex? The only erotic thing to ever come from the country is 1987's Nekromantik. Otherwise they're paedos like /u/YameteOniichanItai or they enjoy water sports.
My theory is that getting assfucked twice by the Allies messed with both Germany and Japan's national psyches.
In America you find boring consensual porn where a blonde cheerleader sucks the prom king's dick then the prom king eats her out.
In Germany and Japan they are obsessed with power. Nothing makes you feel more powerful than making someone give your feet a tongue bath or eating your shit.
I gotta say, I much prefer the German and Japanese stuff.
No, I enjoy catgirls, I've played Nekopara too of course. Azusa just prefers to not get dressed up as a cat though and I respect that, boundaries are important in relationships.
I can't explain why this is so hilarious. It just is.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-04-24
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1 WarSanchez 2018-04-24
"This almost naked 12 year old is really 40 million years old!"
lol-k
1 ikitomi 2018-04-24
Woah, Hakua is a legitimate human loli and not a vampire or a ghost.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-04-24
/u/YameteOniichanItai
I how that when you inevitably rent a van and join the race of peace you will be richly rewarded in heaven with cute, petite small breasted Asian women one day over the age of consent in your jurisdiction.
1 rainydrama 2018-04-24
And if heaven is just, Muhammad was wrong and their skin will not be transparent.
1 3E4K3RWRGZPR970NVH28 2018-04-24
I feel sorry for children whose parents don't care of them.
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-04-24
I feel sorry for children who a word from their reddit posts.
1 OnionBits 2018-04-24
I feel sorry for loli's without head pats
1 Coats_Unbuttoned 2018-04-24
Top-notch kraut bantz. OP is 100% correct, he’s unironically the best poster (which says quite a bit tbh)
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-04-24
What is it with the Boche when it comes to sex? The only erotic thing to ever come from the country is 1987's Nekromantik. Otherwise they're paedos like /u/YameteOniichanItai or they enjoy water sports.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-04-24
My theory is that getting assfucked twice by the Allies messed with both Germany and Japan's national psyches.
In America you find boring consensual porn where a blonde cheerleader sucks the prom king's dick then the prom king eats her out.
In Germany and Japan they are obsessed with power. Nothing makes you feel more powerful than making someone give your feet a tongue bath or eating your shit.
I gotta say, I much prefer the German and Japanese stuff.
1 Tetragrade 2018-04-24
I diagnose you with the big retarded.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-04-24
Is that supposed to be an insult? I post in /r/drama
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-04-24
It's a compliment actually
1 westofthetracks 2018-04-24
lmao
/u/YameteOniichanItai never stop posting
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-04-24
U/UncleSneakyFingers this 100%
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-04-24
Oh Yamata No Orochi, don't ever change.
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-04-24
Parallel link to SRD.
1 jasos-2005 2018-04-24
I can't explain why this is so hilarious. It just is.
1 vtesterlwg 2018-04-24
I love how reddit finally picked up on 'lolis dont abuse children'