Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. ^src

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Wait, so is he offering people money, or expecting people to pay him?

Who and what is this creature?

Google Chris-chan. For once, it's worth the effort.

The only person in the history of the world that was such a huge lolcow he had 8 seperate dramatica pages created about him and none of them were redundant. He even has his own fucking wiki detailing everything he's ever done.

He used to be a major source of lulz and trolling but lately it's just becoming sad.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page

Read if you want to laugh and cry.

Honestly, the trolls are cringier than him.

Ohohohoohoh nonononnononononononono

If you have to pay for Chris chan to blow you it's over for you

yeah at that point the only sort of blowing you should be looking for is "my brains out"

Its not about the blowjob, it's about the experience

Not gonna click that link nigga

its twitter u retard

can we ban him again?

implying that makes a difference

Chris Chan tweeted

Anyone living locally to me in Virginia, or visiting in Charlottesville, I’ll give y’all BJs for money too. Serious.

you just know someones gonna take him up on it

I'm considering it. The house tour that is.

I mean, it sounds like he's saying if the True And Honests manage to collectively scrape together $200, he'll post it, which is a goal that will be easily met.

wow, he's really selling himself short. he could squeeze a lot more money out of his fans.

be sure to post a field report

I feel like that has the potential to end really, really poorly for you.

Dude, have you even fucking seen snally’s boyfriend? Dude’s literally in the Green Berets. I’m sure he’ll insist on coming along.

"Green beret" sure maybe in the early 2000's he was but they're both fatter and wrinklier now.

If you set up a Patreon I'd put $10 into it for that. Pass around the collection plate and you might come up with enough to pay for it.

Now that my career's of the ground, money ain't a thing. Though I missed the 'video' part so my hopes and dreams were dashed.

Just get a BJ from him if you want to see him in person geez

All of my slore gay friends have been in dangerous situations bc of sex so this is going to get interesting

I mean, risking AIDS and eternal damnation is pretty dangerous...

Hope she doesn't get banned from twitter for this.

Some dude has been paying Chris to do/say dumb shit. He gave Chris $1200 to make this weird shit for some reason- this is probably more of the same.

Yeah, CWC became a lot less interesting when I realized that the whole thing was basically a "make the monkey dance" routine.

I mean it definitely didn't start as that.

Current Chris though definitely is, I've mentioned it before but I've met him in person before his anger and everything then wasn't faked or forced. Nowadays though it does seem to be going that way.

The CWC orbiters are somehow almost as cringey as Chris Chan. I mean for god sakes the CWC wiki is something else.

Retard leaked his plan to meet Chris at Bronycon and film himself receiving a blowjob. Then he got doxxed and is a laughingstock himself.

That would have been pretty funny about two years back, before the Jojo memes were played out so completely. Tbh modern cash-whore Chris has basically figured out how to make a living off his own self-professed trolls, which is just a sad statement about all parties involved.

I'm surprised he didn't start doing this shit earlier tbh. I doubt this wanker is the first to offer Chris $$ to say/do dumb shit.

O fuck I live an hour away from him

DO IT FOR /r/drama

Only if he’s in a dinosaur 🦖 costume

Never before has a Tweet made me physically recoil in disgust. Chris is truly a one of a kind.

If you wont get a bj from chris-chan UR A VOLCEL

I unironically like his new profile pic

very early 90s high schooler anime fan drawing feel to it

Anyone following CWC in this day and age is honestly more pathetic than he is.

I kinda wanna take him up on it.

I've been blown by a few dudes, but never one pretending to be a girl a trans woman. I imagine they're super fun to ditch afterwards.