id rather mdetards than /u/Ed_ButteredToast

Imagine if Ed got a job.

I tried to but when I imagine ed at a job I pictured a fat, greasy walmart greeter how slings his feces at people walking in and out within 1 hour of taking the job.

Even Walmart has standards.

lmao he is instadownvoting our comments

Oh no, how are you going to manage without that singular karma?!??!?

My comment is clearly making fun of him and not complaining.

Anything to stop the agendaposts. Booooring.

Nice agenda post

Meta

wahhhhhh people are hurting my feelings, mods make them go away

The moment ed went full srdine

unironic KIA poster getting bussyblasted

Woah that's new

Ed, do you think saying "faggot" ad nauseam will hide what a screeching srdine you are?

Why would I deny posting in Kia, it's a good sub.

Is it so hard to believe that people are mean to you for being stupid rather than some Soros agenda?

Nice srdine meme, srdine.

Sorry you aren't willing to think seriously about the damage being done to our society by social justice, Ed

I notice for all your braying about soros, you still haven't denied being an srdine. Funny, that.

You can't ping anyone there and the rules are too tight. It's not fun at all. This is besides the fact of the cancerous as shit smugness problem there.

So why do you want to import that attitude here?

>muh popcorn

Its srdine memes from you all day long, ed.

I hope to see less from you, all your sperging is boring, repetitive shit I've seen a dozen times already

Sorry you aren't willing to think seriously about the damage being done to our society by social justice

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Figures that (((you))) would be the one to turn up and sneer at anyone concerned about the long term health of society or the maintenance of ethical principles.

anyone concerned about the long term health of society or the maintenance of ethical principles.

We're talking about gamer degenerates tho

Sorry you're too blinded by your greed and hatred of decency to recognize the premier intellectual salon of our time.

complains unironically about "big words"

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If you need help understanding them just ask bro, I dont mind helping you with your ~deficiencies~ stuff you're less gooder at than other people

Sorry you're too blinded by your greed and hatred of decency to recognize the premier intellectual salon of our time. heh, I was only pretending to be retarded

🙄

heh, I was only pretending to be retarded

Oh look, it's that meme people post to let you know how buttmad they are about getting rused

I honestly expected better of you, though u shouldn't have done

I honestly expected better of you

try bringing your expectations down to where I have them for you

>no u

Wow, even more disappointed tbh

no u

Wow, even more disappointed tbh

ugh, not as disappointed as I am. fair call.

Was he even pretending? He's actually retarded.

premier intellectual salon

KIA

lol

Cogent response! A stirring and comprehensive rebuttal.

Cogent response! A stirring and comprehensive rebuttal. HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THE THESAURUS MY MOM BOUGHT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY

>unironically triggered by big words

Okay be honest, you're faking being a jew, aren't you

using ten cent words superfluously is the hallmark of the fedorable

superfluously

Nice nerd word, nerd

n-no u

at least try to be consistent

No u

No you both

bad bot

Wow even the bot got btfo

Why would I not be butthurt about the crumbling edifice of our social principles? What am I, some idiot degenerate shitposter addicted to "drama" and "popcorn"?

It's about ethics in seriousposting.

willing to think seriously

why tho 🤔🤔

For the lulz

Ed wouldn't last three comments there before he'd accidentally drop some emojis and get banned for "grandstanding" or whatever their word is for not being a proper SRDine.

how do you honestly think youre good at this lol

you legitimately need more depth, youre like what a politics poster thinks a td poster is like

Kia, it's a good sub

Oh, sweety

Just because you recoil at the very notion of goodness doesn't mean all of us have to.

Seriously though, you need to take a break from the internet.

Just try not to shoot anything up during your time out.

I would but you lolcows keep lining up to amuse me

> Not realizing you're the lolcow

o i am laffin

> Not realizing you're the lolcow

Oh gosh, did I forget Pantherchamps First Law? Lmfao

I accept your apology :)

leftoid bugmen

Eww, I don't remember you doing this. Did you get vaccinated?

you and the other leftoid bugmen recoil at the very notion of goodness

No idea what this means.

Is bugmen the new soy boy? I know soy boy replaced chuck and I always thought that was a step down. But bugmen is even worse.

it's a good sub.

lol, someone's still stuck in 2014

Sorry you have bad taste

My face when I’d take ed over a retarded KIA fag.

retarded KIA fag

Why'd you say the same thing three times?

You have to repeat yourself so the retarded wakanda supporters reallyyyyyy understand you.

Spoken like a true retarded KIA fag

Anita maymay

O V E R T H E L I N E

Anita is unironically hot

I'd watch her sex tape.

Can't help but respect someone who made a decent living out of winding up turbo nerds.

unironic 2007scape poster is an autist

My shock

Best thing is? I don't even play it. I'm that autistic.

>brags about playing video games

Manchild neckbeard status confirmed

posts in ethical vidya geams sub but doesn't play vidya geams

Soyboy status confirmed

I might be less biased towards KIA if they didn't ban me on my first comment as a r/drama "brigadeer" lulz. Safe space status achieved, troled me epic style XD

KiA and TD are the real bastions of free

Unironically this. And if they have to ban and delete every comment that says otherwise, then so be it.

>doesn't care about ethics

>is an srdine

No surprises here. I suppose you think ethics are Oppressive Tools of the Cispatriarchy or whatever.

Thinking KIA isn't the_donald or altright2 and actually cares about ethics.

MFW

>sassy female eyeroll gif

Might as well just have posted a pic of you guzzling soy

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Better fragile masculinity than none at all like you, lol

Better fragile masculinity than none at all like you

Lol. Seems like I stuck a nerve. You don't really have to tell us your fragile, anyone who unironically talks about how masculine they are on the internet is p obviously fragile and insecure of their masculinity by default.

Like I said, big talk from someone with no masculinity at all. Do you even wear boxers, or just put on panties because they fit so comfortably in that space where your penis used to be?

Uh, I think you have kia confused with the places you hang out. Kotaku in Action is reddit's last bastion of manly intellectualism.

Like I said, big talk from someone with no masculinity at all.

:P My impression of you.

Do you even wear boxers, or just put on panties because they fit so comfortably in that space where your penis used to be?

Have you ever even got to use yours with someone else? Doesn't sound like it. :)

<==============3

Okay thanks?

Have you ever even got to use yours with someone else who was willing? Remember, being a male feminist doesn't mean those nos were yesses.

Have you ever even got to use yours with someone else who was willing?

Wow. I'm guessing that's a no to when I asked you? To answer your question, I can talk to women and currently live with one so I'll let you make up your own imagination about my sex life tbqh.

Remember, being a male feminist doesn't mean those nos were yesses.

Do you think not being an altright retard makes someone a male feminist? Feminism is for women silly.

To answer your question, I can talk to women and currently live with one so I'll let you make up your own imagination about my sex life tbqh.

Wowsers, that absolute non-denial. Decent people can only hope that the law and/or social media outrage mobs end your reign of terror before you can strike again.

Ps

currently live with one

You know your mom doesn't count, right?

Wowsers, that absolute non-denial.

Your maturity level rn<--- Why would I? I don't need to defend myself against rape claims online or irl. Most guys don't.

You know your mom doesn't count, right?

Are you trying to tell us you live at home? How old are you exactly?

Most guys don't.

Most guys dont cry about "fragile masculinity" while showing off their massive collection of Taylor swift gifs

How old are you exactly?

This from the guy with the endless collection of Taylor swift gifs, lmao.

Tell me, when you show your collection of gifs to the totally-not-your-mom girl you live with, does she reassure you that one day you'll meet a girl who really likes you for you?

Most guys dont cry about "fragile masculinity"

That's you crying since I just pointed out your personal fragile masculinity, it's not like it isn't easy for everyone to see.

while showing off their massive collection of Taylor swift gifs...This from the guy with the endless collection of Taylor swift gifs, lmao...

Maybe you need to loosen up, get away from your wet fish righty "friends" and stop relating having silly fun, like tay reaction gifs to masculinity.

Tell me, when you show your collection of gifs to the girl you live with,

If you ever find a women who will talk to you and then date you. I hope your become close enough you can be comfortable with each others weirdness.

does she reassure you that one day you'll meet a girl who really likes you enough to touch your peepee willingly?

Do you have some weird mother son fetish dude or is projection? Lay off the porn or sign up for school, something. If you want to leave your house you can move into some dorms.

Lol "projection", the second semester freshman's "no u"

Please, tell me more about what a leftoid male feminist you aren't while continuing to unironically spout their shitty memes.

Lol "projection"

Yeah projection, a dude who's insecure with his masculinity repeated weird mom son shit. I'm starting to think your parents should have forced you to be out of the your house more when you were in HS tbqh.

They aren't related at all, that's more or less the point.

You were the one relating them in the first place?

What they are related to is your painfully obvious desire to cut your dick off and become a woman, though.

Can't even make it to lines without the frailness showing again. If you want to be trans go for it dude, it will have no effect on me like any of the rest of them.

I'm starting to think your parents should have forced you to be out of the your house more when you were in HS tbqh.

Lol, your parents never forced you out of the house when you were in high school? No wonder you're such a weird maladjusted little quasi-dude today.

Can't even make it to lines without the frailness showing again.

Afraid your frankness is showing, little dude? Well you probably should be, because it is. You need to be a little more secure in your masculinity I think.

Lol, your parents never forced you out of the house when you were in high school? No wonder you're such a weird maladjusted little quasi-dude today.

If you want to translate my words to be less gentle towards yourself go ahead. Same meaning.

Afraid your frankness is showing, little dude?

I was trying to be frank with you so maybe you'd understand how maladjusted you come off to not just women but to other men to.

You finally ran out of appropriate Tay gifs. Well, it was a good run.

Oh. I just forgot to put one.

male feminists

> being so cucked you betray your own gender just to stick it to DA INNERNET FEMIMNISMSMS!

How am I betraying my gender by bashing gender-traitors?

Like I know we're just shitposting here but how does that even shitpostingly make sense?

You talk about men's rights but your actions are all about bringing men down. Ironic, you achieve the same thing as the femininsts you loathe so much

gender-traitors

😆😆😆

You think us bros have to protect each other from all the nasty women out there? Should we all go and watch Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants and run out of the theater yelling "boy power"?

Did you actually read the posts you're responding to? I'm not the one who called anyone a gender traiter, broski.

I know you're retarded, but at least try a little.

It's about ethnics in video games journalism.

Nah, virtue signaling games journalists are invariably mayo.

Haha, fellow drama user! Bussy milkocide!

anyone with an opinion on gamergate should be gassed

That sounds like an opinion about gamergate to me.

wew you really are running marathons to defend MDE and KiA to death.

Why are all these week old accounts coming out of the woodwork to bitch about MDE? Where are they all coming from?

>am year old account

🤔

our

Hearing voices again, ed? I kee pop telling you to take your medication.

Who shit in your Cheerios today? I wanna thank them for making you go full lolcow.

The Jews, obviously

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We need to start crossposting r/millionshekelextreme content to ward them off maybe.

Two truly patrician subreddits.

lol yeah making an entire pro jew sub out of pure butthurt at the jew jokes will def teach them a lesson

yes, jews being extra jewy to spite people whos main goal is to call them jews really makes me angry and definitely isnt hilarious

cmon man who are you kidding though in all seriousness

you came into drama doing ironic racism against white people and pro jew stuff because you think itll anger people, just like jew jokes anger you

and when people respond with lol jews you guys all go and make a sub doubling down, which fyi is the jewiest thing you could possibly do

youre just naming yourselves, you might as well go and wear a big gold star ironically

also you should know perfectly well that jews only go for childrens genitals

stop giving them herpes, please

nobody you say is raging actually is though lol whats your goal here

i dont really care about your response here because you read my post and you know im right, no matter how badly to you try to hide it behind irony

literally trollx tier lol

Why is everyone who shits on you a trollx user or a srdine?

lol at being this confused

the only people that try to insult me are butthurt fag leftist american twenty somethings that are scared of racism

and big ol jews like you

and just like trollx and srd are shit trolls because theyre too sensitive to make fun of anything properly, youre a shit troll because youre motivated by bitter homosexual style revenge

i hope this explains things in a way youre capable of understanding with your slope ass microcephalic neanderthal looking forehead

You don't think this sub makes fun of spergs like you?

not by anyone that matters, just the srd refugees and newcomers trying to hop on the low effort meme train

these guys look up to you ffs lol

Thinksing r/drama users matter in your eyes? Lmaooo. Get better idols you mongs.

bit of a stretch but ok

That's the majority of Reddit demographic as in "lefty, American, twenty something" you dumbfuck.

lol whats your point its still a dumb demographic with no real value and nobody cares if they insult back

tick tack toe pris pram is gonna blow

He's in rare form today, hitting every space on the list

Not surprised you didn't get it. You said that the "only people". Phrasing it like that was you trying to imply that there's some fringe group on r/drama that shits on you and the rest of them are in awe of you.

lol nope im fully aware most of the 50k are hangers on and refugees from shitty normie subs, theyre the ones that upvote you and also do comment chains in r slash funny

acting like thats a plus for you

"The only people" in reality is nearly the entirety of this sub it's not some fringe group

like 2% of people subbed post lol wtf are you even talking about

you literally want to be popular here huh

bit sad

The whole sub makes fun of you for sperging over stupid shit like this. Not just a couple.

maybe if you keep saying it you and the other jews and trannies can all convince each other

most people dont care because its a shitposting sub and theyre over the age of 20

That was my "point" 😂😂😂😂😂

i kind of like when i can get you to seriouspost

only gays, Jews, niggers and trannies and libturds and women are downvoting me.

Lmao you can't even see how pathetic you are

i said also srdines

also i saw that sub you guys made and who went there to bitch

What sub? Chill with the paranoia

You know, if I had to choose between having the Jews in control of everything or having people like you in charge of anything important, I would pick the Israelite dystopia in a heartbeat.

At least Jews are competent at something other than Internet shitposting. For that matter, at least they are competent at Internet shitposting.

You know, if I had to choose between the Jews being in control of everything or having people like you in charge of anything important, I would pick the Israelite dystopia in a heartbeat.

guess its a good thing you have no power then huh

For that matter, at least they are competent at Internet shitposting.

lol!

You're an asshole.

If you don’t shut the fuck up I’ll rape you, you little queer.

If you don’t shut the fuck up I’ll rape you, you little queer.

wew lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDFxjCx1Rig

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the jewiest thing you could possibly do

You're whiny enough to be a bogan Woody Allen. You really shouldn't be throwing stones here.

i actually googled to see if there was some bible verse about throwing stones at the money lenders but its only whips and table overturning dammit

So this is what a mayo is like? 😫 fucking disgusting, mayocide when

jews being extra jewy

What, like cutting a lot of foreskins in a short period of time?

idk you seem pretty fanny flustered so it looks like it's already doing something good

i dont think youre very aware of whats happening

MFW when /r/Drama shows me their nice tender BUSSYLMAO

Jesus its a real sub.
MY HOMELAND!

Only if we can ban you again

Obsessed.

I need my safe space

No it doesn't.

😴😴😴

😪😪😪

I don't do that on principle

You gotta go back

DEPORT OUT OUt OUT

The wall just got ten foot higher !

I know I'm like a week a late, but the level of autism on this sub has gotten to the point where you can't ignore it; What even happened at r/MDE?

They discovered drama and liked our soothing centrism over their echo chamber. So the plebs came here.

as a recent /r/pcj refugee from feb 2018, THIS IS INSULTING!

😡 You're forgetting the prime directive

Radical centrism is not an ideology one can adopt, one must be molded by it.

Nothing, it's a boogeyman for the soyboys and bugmen who want to turn this sub into srd2

soyboys and bugmen

You are becoming a caricature of yourself

Me too thanks

I have no idea how you do it Ed, but somehow your shitposting always triggers someone.

Good job.

Maybe nmx179 will join the tick-tock brigade after this.

YIKES!

Now I get it. You're so adamant about seriousposting because you're this appallingly bad at funposting.

becoming

Here we see the caucasian manlet doing his mating dance. If he is successful he will attract another manlet to talk about world of warcraft.

Even MDE posters know the sub is full of physically and mentally disgusting people dude, have some self awareness please

Look at Sam even lmao

Mde is peak bugman lol

They beat us at memeing <:'( We love MDE here on /r/Drama tho, we're their (((greatest ally))) :DDD

God you're embarrassing.

;) :D : o :P

Just make the minimum IQ to post here 15 and you get the same thing

but then we'd lose you :(

I said IQ not inches of dick ;)

ÔwÔ

This feels like when your favorite sports team loses and the other fanbase comes over to your sub to cheer and gloat. Like can't you just let us be depressed in our own space for once without acting like a fucking child?

Some of us here really like /r/Drama to the point where one of his shitposts being released is enough to brighten our mood for months. Myself included. I've been a bit down lately from a bad breakup but I can always look forward to this sub and the bussy hype train to lift my mood. But now these huge fucking bigots with no interest in drama are pretending to be fans just to piss us off and stir up shit. I've already seen more transphobic comments on this sub today alone then I have in years of being subscribed here. This used to be a place where we could escape the overbearing shit of the outside world, but congratulations /r/milliondollarextreme, you've ruined that for now. Go fuck yourselves.

Sauce?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Kanye/comments/8ewkfe/kanyes_political_views_megathread_moderated_once/dxyps1d/

You're welcome, ya knucklehead.

ty

man this kanye stuff is great everyone can enjoy it

TheRockClapping.gif

Ugh.

You can't get rid of me that easily, Ed. :3

MRW

MRW to this strangely erotic gif+the thought of watching you and u/Starship_Litterbox_C getting frisky whilst I stand in the corner of the room watching with a plastic bag tied around my head

I was originally trying to find the gif of Ray getting impaled through his ears with a veiny penis but this is even better. Watching Scary Movie several dozen times as a child probably didn't do much for my psyche but holy shit I still cried laughing at that gif I posted. What a rollercoaster of emotions this comment chain is. The innocence of love, the arousal and now the comedy.

https://media.giphy.com/media/mkiWxPS0VznG0/giphy.gif

Something needs to be done.

We need a solution to the mdegenerates question.

A final solution, if you will.

We should have a meeting and discuss the matter.

I wanna see that conference.

Cabal

Only if you contribute to the finality if the MDE problem.

I’m on board, we’ll need a factory line, we will build the fastest and most cost efficient problem solver in the history of time, it will solve at least 20 problems a second.

nice holocaust pun buddy ⭐

Can we wear hats?

Dunce caps for all!

No. Snazzy armbands with these cool Hindu symbols /u/Ed_ButteredToast has been researching.

Non-serious request to make serious posting a banabble offence.

Unironically serious posting brings the best drama these days.

But then how will the drama alts shitpost?

It’s ya boy insanehuckleberry eddy. And transracialpygmy.

The fatties got me. Again 😭😭😭😭😭😭

What did they suspend you for exactly?

Subreddit ban evasion. Every time I link to a couple select subreddits or ping a specific user I get the axe of suspension. Apparently linking to the fun can be evading the ban.

Tbh I agree with you but I just downvote on principle 🤷‍♀️

Let me put it this way: Who wants to destroy the Jews? Who wants to grind their bones into the dust? And who wants to see them rise again? Wealthier, more successful, powerful, cultured, more intelligent than ever? Then you know what we have to do? We have to love 'em. What? Did he say Love the Jews? It's strange, I know. But with these people, nothing is simple. The Jew says all he wants is to be left alone to study his Torah... do a little business... fornicate with his oversexed wife,but it's not true. He wants to be hated. He longs for our scorn. He clings to it, as if it were the very core of his being. If Hitler had not existed, the Jews would've invented him. For without such hatred, the so-called Chosen People would vanish from the earth. And this reveals a terrible truth and the crux of our problem as Nazis. The worse the Jews are treated, the stronger they become. Egyptian slavery made them a nation. The pogroms hardened them. Auschwitz gave birth to the state of Israel. Suffering, it seems, is the very crucible of their genius. So, if the Jews are,as one of their own has said... a people who will not take yes for an answer... let us say yes to them. They thrive on opposition. Let us cease to oppose them. The only way to annihilate this insidious people once and for all... is to open our arms, invite them into our homes... and embrace them. Only then will they vanish into assimilation, normality and love. But we cannot pretend. The Jew is nothing if not clever. He will see through hypocrisy and condescension. To destroy him, we must love him sincerely. If the Jews are strengthened by hate, wouldn't this... destruction that you speak of, whether it's by love or any other means... wouldn't that make them more powerful than they are already? Yes. infinitely more. They would become as God. It's the Jews' destiny to be annihilated so they can be deified. Jesus understood this perfectly. And look what was accomplished there with the death of just one enlightened Jew. Imagine what would happen if we killed them all.

So let us say all together:

Shema Yisrael!

this is why you dont give seriousposters mod privileges

some of you being this butthurt at mde is the funniest shit ever

turns out if you make a post on a sub i read im likely to read it and even respond

feel free to flatter yourself though if it makes you feel better

lol youre so bad at what you do

It's pretty sad. They claim that the MDEfugees (there barely are any) are taking over this sub when it's the same people that make these topics and upvote each other to make it seem like anything right wing is worth milking - it's not funny, they're not getting anywhere with it, it's obvious, and they're trying way too hard. They are pretty much circlejerking on here all day and they're the only lolcows in these topics

Post on your main, pussy

Nerd

what if i posted in r/drama before posting in r/mde

One drop rule. You're irrevocably tainted.

We should just close the sub for good tbh

Damn it.

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become the next /u/GallowBoob"

• Ed. B. Toast, 2018

Remember when that Black Science guy used to post on Reddit and got found to be using multiple accounts?

u/Erdogan or Assad or something.

Here's the thing.

Sorry sweaty, but that won't stop us.

Look upon and behold, the New r/Drama.

Wew I'm barely safe

Make it 10,000 so that I can't post here any more.

I got so much work done when the sub was down for a day, I thought they were going to promote me. Now everyone is back to giving me the stink eye and muttering under their breaths when they pass my office.

Oh yeah that furious typing for all the "coding" and "emails" im sending out? yeah its just shit posts on /r/drama and /r/programmingcirclejerk

u/Ed_ButteredToast's alts on suicide watch.

/u/Ed_ButteredToast is Sam Hyde

OP is a nobody.

I was already subscribed to /r/drama back when OP was still shitting in diapers.

I <3 U

100k minimum, we gotta go full century club.